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>>24298392
u too fren

>>24298392
You too

claim haircombs on blackest ever friday

>>24298392
Y-you too

>>24298425
Keep your shitcoins out of my holiday thread.

>>24298392

Happy Thanksgiving. We're all going to make it!

>>24298392
As it stands Thanksgiving has been arbitraily decided to be on the 4th thursday of every November. But historically it was celebrated on or closer to Michealmas which in Bongland in the 1600's (which is where alot of the founding stock came from by the way) is when landlords collected tax. It is on September 29, it is just a harvest festival honestly, historically celebrated with alot of aalcohol and eating geese and pidgeons, making meat pies.
The puritans didnt drink high proof beer, so probally werent getting drunk. They essentially just invited over their neighbors the Indians and got them all sick. 90% of the injuns died within 20 years of the first thanksgiving. They ate the local fowl which in the New England turned out to be pheasant, later called turkeys because in general Bongs are retarded. So I guess at one point American pheasants were traded with the ottoman empire. They breed them for themselves and then started trading them back to the anglophone world, so everyone started calling them turkeys.
Generally my family starts the day by drinking mimosas, and slowly moves on to overcooked turkey, with horribly made homemade cranberry suace. I have never liked this holiday!
At least we get to celebrate the domination of lesser peoples and how relevant today considereing we need to all wear masks in public so we dont spread diesease to other people. kek

>>24298483
haircomb not shitcomb

>>24298392
anyone else spending it alone? dont have enough days off to visit family and quarantine for two weeks

>>24298914
dont quarentine...simple as. Do as the founding fathers and spread your diesease without shame.

>>24298392
this is just an early black friday sale, right?
right???

my parents moved to florida last month and are guilting me because i didn't feel like flying 1500 miles to have a turkey with them

Happy Thanksgiving biz, may we consolidate into alt szn

>>24298483

Play casino games to feel happy. Market taking a toll on you, you loosing money to market sell off.

Play https://2no.co/2gZxw5 instead Chad.

>>24299011
fucken modern day pilgrims. full fucken circle.

If it was so horrendous and tragic, I'd say it was hilarious.

>>24298392
Go fuck yourself

>>24298392
Happy thanksgravy, biz. I am thankful for this site not because it has helped me in anyway but because we can commiserate together. Amen

>>24299073
ask them why they didnt offer to pay for your flight

>>24299116
I never said that it is horrendous. Its ironic. My family and I watching the Macys Parade on TV laughing at all the shitskins who have there 15 seconds in the limelight. Dancing around like we are at carnival in the Caribbean or something.
Now they are the ones replacing the native stock...unfortunately

>>24299073
No family thanksgiving since my grandparents were alive. Drug addict parents, estranged brother. Be grateful that's an option, and don't miss it next year. Wish I had a family to have thanksgiving dinner with.

You people aren't european.

>>24299679
Why dont you invite yourself over your friends house or just get a gf and force her to get along with her parents; and in general just do what you want?

>>24298392

get raped

>parents definitely going to ask about my internet money