/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine tomorrow when Sergey dumps 1 million, again.

Don't worry Schwabs got you in the end.

fuck, I should take out more of my money to buy the dip.
>tfw I only have <2k€ left

dr;ns

>>24297124
who cares, most of this board got in when it was 1.50$

"It solves the oracle problem"

Literal snake oil

>>24297280
kek

>>24297124
Zoom out, it outperformed the market this year.

30 $ by Christmas

>>24297124
I don’t think you understand. I’m all in and I want it to go down. I still haven’t gotten the stack that I want. Every time it crashes I just buy more.

>>24297167
haha now I have 59.90€ on my bank. I put 15k€ into LINK. Am I going to make it?

>>24297561
btw that's currently 1094 linkies, +2500€ worth once the money arrives on coinbase.

not looking at my link until 2021. its gonna rip like eth did before eth went parabolic.

>>24297163
>>24297170
>>24297167
>>24297561
>>24297596
>>24297471

lmao death to linkers

>>24298399

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>24297280
heres what happens to those who don't bend the knee

>>24298434
top kek

>>24297124
its over linkies. i sold at 16 since i missed it 2 months ago.