/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24288878
Absolute kek

>>24288878
and even if it were true, there's no way that shit would be enforceable in between now and late January-

and even if by some miracle on the financial pedo rape caliphate's end, they manage to pass such regulations within that time frame- it would be literally impossible to enforce on anything outside of scam-tier crypto exchanges.

Jesus, the crypto community is unironically filled with braindead smooth brains.

>>24288878
why yes, good ole nyag (((rumour)))
watch the peg mofos

>>24288878
Two rumors + ETH 2.0 selling the event. A perfect storm.

>>24288878
HAHAHAHA I CAN TASTE UR FUCKING TEARS THRUOGH THE FUCKING SCEREN HAHAAHAHHA

>>24288878
it shows how much of a fucking clown market is this giant ponzi rollercoaster and how much faith ppl truly put in it.
Unironically bullish for gold tho.

>>24289155
The biggest bear happening here is the fact that US gov really doesnt understand crypto, yet they are still fully ready to stomp it. Even if they cant regulate crypto in the end, it can get very messy in the mean time

>>24289393
>yet they are still fully ready to stomp it
Says who?

>>24289393
>Even if they cant regulate crypto in the end
Imagine believing this

>>24289446
yeah, this.

they maybe can't destroy it but they can make it such a burden to transact in it that its basically worthless.

bitcoin wouldn't have the market cap it has if everyone had to use paper wallets

>>24289446
>>24289495
It would simply mean the end of centralized exchanges.
Anyone with internet access can set up a wallet and use dexes.

Smoke and screen you retard. They're pulling something big and covered it up with this bullshit because negro obsessed neckbeards will focus on that stupid shit alone while they fuck you forever

>congressional law: only qualified investors with portfolios above X amount may trade crypto, and they must register accordingly paying $50k per annum for the privilege
>executive order: all "unregistered" crypto must be turned into the government
>FBI directive: defi is only used by pedos and drug dealers, this means finding defi users is our top priority

whats the rumor this time

>>24289922

>>24289922
that bitcoin will every get past it's ATH and everyone here didn't buy at 19K again

>>24289922
Coinbase guy is a nazi. He keeps black kids in cold storage

>>24289922
NYT going to cancel Coinbase and Trump/Mnuchin going to regulate crypto heavily.

>>24290031
>Trump/Mnuchin going to regulate crypto heavily.
lmao no they're not.

They had years to do that, they're not going to suddenly start rushing it now during the whole election business.

>>24290021
I'll be expecting a hearty pump then

Good old days...

>>24290031
fuck the US anyway
another crumbling empire, it's time to start looking for another beacon.

>>24289922
Satoshi is in hospital with colon cancer. And it turns out satoshi was actually a dolphin. And yes dolphins get colon cancer.

>>24290089
I used to post this a lot in 2017. Fucking love this image.

>>24289912

This is why I invest in NIX and NBT. We are going to need privacy layers for all coins.

>>24290138
Man that PBoC shit never ceased to amaze me.

>>24290118
Who you have in mind

>>24290064
I would think so as well. If this actually turns out to be true then he would have practically admitted defeat.

>>24289713
Good luck cashing out

>>24290233
SE asia is booming right now

>>24290031
The New York Times?