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My boss has told me to sell my 1 BTC or I will be fired. Like an idiot I showed work colleagues my portfolio and my boss found out about it. He called me to his office and told me it’s not the right image for the business (I work in a bank) and I must sell or be fired. He can see my bank account as it’s with the company I work for and that he will be checking to see when I move ~$18k usd back into my account. What should I do anons? Don’t want to get fired.

>> No.24247725

Report him to the internet police.

>> No.24247734

>>24247701
fuck his wife

>> No.24247749 [DELETED] 

claim haircomb token using your btc

>> No.24247759

Tell him you got hacked by Iran and terrorist stole your btc to fund their gay orgies

>> No.24247772

>>24247701
sharpie in pooper

>> No.24247781

>>24247701
Imagine if you sold it at the behest of your boss, and then it dumped double digits. You'd owe him a huge thank you :^)

>> No.24247796
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>>24247701

>> No.24247803

quit your job and when btc goes to 100k go to the bank and laugh at him

>> No.24247827

>>24247701
Tell him you donated it to your uncle who came on hard times.

>> No.24247837

>>24247803
He works in a bank. He probably makes 100k every year.

>> No.24247850

>>24247701
kidnap his sister, blindfold her, go full bdsm and use a voice modulator to sound like him when you fuck her. then release and admire.

>> No.24247875

>>24247701
What country are you from?

>> No.24247946

tell him to fuck himself. he has no right to tell you what to invest in. did you sign some kind of contract stating that? don't be a pussy.

>> No.24247947

>>24247701
In what universe is it any of your boss' business what the fuck you do with your money

Document everything, eat the job loss, get a lawyer to work pro-bono for a piece of the insane wrongful termination lawsuit settlement coming your way, and laugh forever.

>> No.24247964

>>24247701

PEEPEE POOPOO

>> No.24247967

>>24247701
This is some fake larping BS

>> No.24247985

>>24247725
You do this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJC0FLA3Sk

>> No.24248013

>>24247701
take him to court and sue him if he tries to go though with it. you'll make enough money for another BTC. then get a new job.

>> No.24248158

Take that nigga to Kleros court

>> No.24248266

>>24247701
This is a clear bull signal, buy more btc.

>> No.24248332

>>24247947
And then buy more BTC with the proceeds of the lawsuit. 3 years later pull up in a lambo.

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>>24247701
You could literally sue if he fires you over that... Don't sell your dream, your boss is just angry because you already made it and he's a fat fuck

>> No.24248827

>>24247701
>to sell my 1 BTC or I will be fired. Like an idiot I showed work colleagues my portfolio and my boss found out about it.
Retard

>> No.24249183

>>24247701
sauce now or this is a larp

>> No.24249853

this my friend is a clesr case for the kleros court

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>>24247701
>>24247947
>>24248767
document everything, it's probably a slam dunk wrongful termination suit when someone with otherwise good performance gets fired because the boss didn't like how the employee invests his own money on his own time