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24243937 No.24243937 [Reply] [Original]

As a NEET that lives at home, how do I go about getting myself a girlfriend that makes a good salary working all day in an office for Mr. Shekelberg?

>> No.24243964

You don't.

>> No.24243969

>>24243937
isn't this from Peep Show?

>> No.24244052

>>24243937
Dating apps

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24245349

>>24243937
Imagine you and her got real close passing through a door and your dick gently touches her butt.

>> No.24245402

You don’t want that.
She’ll be fucked by upper management in no time
t, got a cutie korean office worker to suck my dick in the parking lot before she went home to her BF

>> No.24245661

>>24243937
imagine you worked next to her and she took her shoes off a quick nap and you sneakily crawl over the floor for a cheeky sniff and lick. Do you think she would get mad?

>> No.24246151

>>24245402
I've got a girl but this anon is right, I've had so many opportunities in my office. so many late 20s/early 30 year old girls with no man and dimming career prospects, they are HUNGRY

>> No.24246642

>>24246151
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
TELL ME HOW TO GET MANAGEMENT JOB
I NEEEDD THIS

>> No.24246665

>>24245349
And imagine when she turns back and suddenly her cock bulge touches ours.

>> No.24246691

I'm not even management and I've fucked around with a couple married women at work. Never marry a woman if you can't make her a housewife.

>> No.24246899

>>24246691
Women working among men results in possibility of disaster. Too much temptation. Also maybe hubby can’t surprise her anymore and she is looking for new excitement.

>> No.24246942

>>24246691
tell us mroe