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Colored eyes and nice hair = white

>>24235008
how does it feel inside frens

>>24235008
>Colored eyes
Niggers btfo

>>24235008
>that 'mysterious' at the end
fucking kek'd

>>24235008
rip Marvin

>>24235008
That third option from that bottom does that say "Not Marvin" poor marvin btfo

>>24235008
Marvin is based you roastie scum

Marvin is an international man of mystery

>>24235008
That pic is wrong, women love all types of men.

>>24235008
Women who literally write out a shitlist like this will continue to add to it over time and the poor guy will never live up to it
Meanwhile she will accept no standards over her

>>24235338
I'm sure the list goes out the window when a dude brings on the 'gina tingles.

you could erase that entire whiteboard besides "good life goals" because everything else is romantic delusion

>>24235338
No it just means the bitch is fat, psycho, or fat

I fit in 2 or 3 items of that list. Imngtmi

>>24235008
>Qualities we NEED in a man :p

>>24235008
>>24235338
And yet she'll go for the dark triad bad boy every single time.

>>24235483
lmao from the preview i was like damn check the tids but then the enlargement you get hit with the bombardment

>>24235008
Delusional cunt who grew up on fairytales and hollywood.

>>24235111
checked
poor Marvin

Oh boy. I better get working on myself so I don’t miss out on these modern day Cleopatras!

>>24235008
>Not marvin
jesus christ did they have to call the poor lad out like that

>>24235660
You're the one who's delusional though. There are tons of guys who meet those requirements. Just enough to meet her needs sexually.

>>24235327
This is all true. There is no one kind of man that attracts women. There are literally enough women for any kind of man out there.

>>24235516
Would you date them or a really hot tranny?

>>24235076
>>24235095
>calls brown skin colored
>calls brown eyes not colored

>>24235008
>looks good in a suit
seriously a great quality.. I was watching Dr. No last night and internally cursing that I'm not a tall and slender. Being 5"6 sucks, genuinely not insecure about my height but I definitely don't think a suit compliments me well.

>>24235338
There's an unwritten check box on all of the lists... It's... "Do other girls want him?". If this box is checked almost all other items don't matter as much anymore.

>>24235008

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>>24236455
where did you find out about this place?

>>24236455
who tf is u nigga 100 yellow chink expelling air from its nostrils
that secret better be the next 100x or else you're a nigger

>>24235008
>tfw green eyes and spic mutt

>>24236317
This guy fucks

>>24236317
This

THIS THREAD IS A PSYOP GENERATED BY PEOPLE WHO WAKEUP EVERY DAY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ARE IMMEDIATELY DISSAPOINTED IN THEMSELVES. SO THEY GO ON INTERNET FORUMS LIKE THIS TO POST THINGS THAT GENERATE RAGE FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HAVE SEX.

>>24235008
>tfw Marvin

>>24236041
Then how come some men (not me) are incels

>>24235008
these are all good traits to look for but women are going to have a hard time finding a guy who has all of them

>>24236603
If that's how you feel you probably have some internal problems because that op doesn't make me feel shit. I know damn well women like that aren't worth the shit anyway.

>>24235008
>coloured eyes

Somebody who fitted all those criteria's would be extremely boring

>>24235483
>this is a 10/10 in israel

>>24235209
>>24236606
It also includes roommates.

>>24235008
w-wow, I'm a match for everything on the list!
>colored eyes
so blue or green eyes? No dark brown nigger eyes like mine? Shucks.

>>24235965
There is no doubt in my mind Marvin has plowed every girl in their sorority

>>24236665
OP posted a picture that triggered the weak minded and he won.

>>24235008
If life were a movie theater, when a man says he wants to watch a particular movie, you can usually assume that's the one he wants to see. When a woman says it, what she really means is she wants a man to give her a reason to see something else.

>>24236203
are you stupid?

>>24235411
don't forget fat

>>24236640
Because there are lots of women for chad, but none for you.

>>24236752
>tfw roommate

>>24235008
>the author

>>24236640
because they dont understand how toxic their behavior is...They are like kids who need their diaper changed. The internet has every answer to every question a human being has ever asked and they use it to just sink into their own black hole and if feeds their anger. Life is terrible but it can also be wonderful. These people are broken and have a long road ahead of themselves, but no one can fix things for them.

>>24235008
how do i profit off of this

>tfw
Lmao

>>24237423
its all so tiresome

>>24235008
that was me in my 20's

>>24235008
this basically describes me. what do I win?

>>24237423
What a time to be alive.

>>24237952
a sorority slut with a loose flabby vag

>>24235008
>all of that
>or literally any other guy who another Stacy pays attention to because I can’t fall behind Stacies!
That’s what you get for giving women the choice. They’ll think up anything they can before settling down. But show them something they can’t have but others do and, she’ll immediately fall in love with you

This is good bait, it has something for everyone. My personal favorite is:
> Write down list of 20+ requirements
> Also, "mysterious"
As though you hadn't already put him into a pretty small box already.

>>24237027
Are you?

>>24238174
This

>>24235076
There are tons of middle-eastern/north indians with colored eyes and "white" hair though

>>24236549
How white are your parents?

T. White boy with Latina gf I hope some of my kids get my green eyes..

>>24236041
Oh yes I bet some girls' pussy get wet over a 5'3 indian with no chin

marvin obviously banged most of them and then ghosted them after
this is thier way of "getting back"

Any woman who writes that shit on a board or even thinks it, or attends some fucking life goal class which teaches it, is not anyone I would wish to spend 5 minutes in the company of, let alone a lifetime.