/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24234091
call the landlord?

Whats the situation? If its temporary and there's some crisis, I would just stick it out if its 1-2 weeks. However, make it known that long term this can't happen. Use the excuse that it affects your sleep or some shit.

>>24234091
Recalculate rent. For example if you were splitting, then the rommmate should now pay 2/3rds because they are now taking up 2/3 of shares space +utilities

>>24234091
wtf how old is the kid. how old is the roommate?

>>24234091
slowly poison the kid with mercury

>>24234091
it's probably not legal, just like it wouldn't be legal if his GF moved into the apartment without your permission

though the fact that it's a child/dependent might complicate the situation legally

>>24234225
>>24234230
these replies are both good advice -- make it clear that you aren't OK with this long-term, unless roomie coughs up 2/3rds of rent going forward

>>24234230
This. You just have to make it clear what your peace and quiet are worth to you. If 1/4 rent rather than 1/2 rent is your line, draw it in the sand. You can't just sit back and let it happen if you're going to be mad about it - that's not fair to any of you three.

>>24234225
it does affect my sleep. hes screaming at 8am

>>24234245
11 and 34

>>24234230
he can barely afford 40% of the rent though

what am i supposed to if he cant afford to pay more? we got 7 more months in the lease and his kid has nowhere else to go.

>>24234343
Then make that clear. If he can barely afford rent as is, tell him how it’s going to be recalculated and forward him to whatever site welfare cucks go to

>>24234416
see >>24234311

>>24234091
Have a more powerful kid who will bully your roommate’s weaker kid.

>>24234506
hes literally autistic as hell. he does this thing where he goes " MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY " and then hums one of those commercial songs that are stuck in his head on loop. it drives me fucking nuts man

>>24234536
just poison him and his vitality should go down drastically.
you can always blame it on mold in the shower and they will never notice.

>>24234568

>>24234568
>>24234311
good advice, start stocking up on old thermometers now OP

>>24234536
Based. Train him as your biz protege. Eventually, he will trade for you at little cost

>>24234603
Is your roommate a liberal and / or progressive? It’d be pretty funny if his kid somehow became a right wing nationalist while staying over

>>24234603
>>24234629
just be careful with the dosage, a drop of mercury over a week or two and he should be good to go.

>>24234536
kek kids are seriously fucking retarded but that's just how it is

>>24234822
*a drop of mercury DAILY over a week or two.
now its correct.

>>24234822
Wtf vitalik i'm dumping eth now

>>24234568
>his vitality
>posts vitali
buteful

>>24234763
they're trump supporters

You dont have to stay OP.

>>24235059
it's $2,500 to break my lease. seriously tempted. i made $50k off chainlink this year so..

>>24234963
sneed

>>24234311
Are you the same guy who previously posted that list of ways to ruin someone’s life with the same vitalik pic? Based if so.

>>24235021
Make fun of his circumcised penis.

>>24235021
Why are conservatives always poor and losers? Every single time.

>>24234091
Baby goats are cute bro
Get over it

>>24235161
he is certainley a loser. he doesnt teach his kid any manners and lets his kid do whatever the fuck he wants and he never helps buy garbage bags or do the dishes or anything. he's a lazy fuckin slob

>>24234146
FBPB

>>24234091
>>24234343
If he can't pay 2/3 of the rent, then require the kid and all of the kid's stuff has to stay inside his bedroom with the door closed.

>>24234091
You just now your head start on building an army of autistic children. Find more and train them to be your group of 24/7 researchers.

>>24234091
Chainsmoke indoors until the kid gets asthma.

>>24235229
He’s a trump supporter, what do you expect?

>>24235161
Not all of us are, just some

>>24235125
yes it was me.
>>24234960
you should buy more.
>>24235229
nice, go with the mercury its the best, easiest and cleanest solution to solve your kid problem.
the neurological long term effects will fuck him up good and they will never be able to pin it on you.
and dont worry at low dosage he wont die and if he does always remember: no body no investigation.

>>24234711
checked and based. thank you come again

>>24235510
Repost how to ruin someone's else life
Especially if I can ruin women

>>24235555
impressive digits but should have been on my mercury post instead.

>>24235365
I have never met an intelligent, motivated conservative. They don’t exist and any conservative that says otherwise is a liar.

>>24235161
seethe and cope

>>24235510
Link to said list?

>>24235601
plant drugs in his house and report him anonymously to the DEA
swat him by calling in a hostage situation at his house
kidnap his dog
break into his house and smear your shit into hard to reach corners
run up to him and clock a hammer on his head
catfish him and send results to everyone he knows bonuspoints for editing it so he looks like pedophile
run a fake profile of his wife and flirt with niggers that you invite to his door at 2AM
call at his workplace and tell his boss that your bullys mother died
offer free playstation 5 for pick up on craigslist using his address
spray acid on his face when he doesnt expect it
use a drone to dump garbage over his house
use a drone to burn his house down
use a drone to burn his car
release cockroaches in his house

>Especially if I can ruin women
I need to type a new post for this.

>>24235736
Mmmmmmm based, eagerly waiting for the femoid post

Start watching porn in the living room, op

>>24235674
That’s not fair, niggers bring the IQ down

>>24235736
super based

>>24235901
based

>>24234146
fpbp

>>24235767
sorry had to go take a shit now I'm back
what roastie do you want to ruin? my other list was how to deal with former highschool bullys which are more successful than you.
>>24235901
that will get you on a sex offender list.
chop them up with a machete, take bath salts play crazy in the court and do 3 years minimum.

>>24234091
How about you just buy a place already? Renting is for poorfags. You're dealing with poorfag problems.
>>24235083
>50,000
Then why are you still being a poorfag.