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be born in upper middle class family

Suck the right dick

first, you must forsake pic related.

>>24225678
Dont shower for a week, grow a neckbeard, play 12-20 hours of vidya a day and buy a nice fedora.
Also start to eat the true neet diet, tendies and kola 24/7 as much you can eat it.

>>24225678
Don't tell me she's gonna eat all that sugar

>>24225780
She is building her ass. Chill the fuck out!

>>24225678
I would crawl naked through 12 miles of roads paved end to end with hepatitis tipped glass if it meant I could suck the bean fart out her ass

>>24225678
I got hurt at work now I just chill.

>>24225678
Become an aesthetic Chad, get a hot, sugar mama girlfriend and have her pay for everything. That's what I did. I'm getting unemployment money on top of that, invested it all in LINK and RLC (80%/20% split)

>>24225678
buy RSR

>>24225678
invest 100k in chainlink 3 years ago

>>24226692
or this

>>24226692
Well done anon

>>24226733
>RSR
I kek'd

>>24225678
>quit job
>buy high/sell low
It's that easy.

>>24225678
why is there a fuel can in the back of a restaurant?

>>24226692
Lol I bet you can't even squat 500 lbs

>>24225700
I'm poor as fuck.

>>24225678
unironically read ARPA wp and you are!

>>24226792
>t. obese gorilla nigger who getz zero prime pussy
I've squatted 10 reps of 315, haven't tried maxing out, and don't really care to.

>>24225678
Have loving parents

>>24226787
Kek that's the secret sauce bro

>>24226787
why is there an iPhone X on the table positioned in such a way as to imply it belongs to the person taking the picture.

>>24226991
Wow 315x10 is that a warm up? You look like you have AIDS, I could beat you with your own fists

>>24226787
why are there asians in this restaurant?

>>24225678
Buy XRP and Linkies , you will turn into a neet in 4 weeks max .

>>24227157
>all talk
>something that will never happen
Regardless of that it still doesn't change the fact that you're an ugly incel. I'm sure you have a special relationship with your right hand lol.

>>24227232
Lol I have 3 blue eyed children and my 120lb wife is stronger than you, enjoy the roasties and assorted degenerate whores

>>24227232
>larps to make himself feel better
Post body, obese gorilla nigger

>>24225678
Fuck she looks like identical to my ex except for the dyed blonde hair

>>24227366
For >>24227335

Be born with autismality at just the right time so that when you reach majority you are at just the right time window where your government is handing out permanent, no asset cap, no duty for job application disability bux like it's nothing, but before they catch on and shut the whole system down.

That's what worked for me.

>>24226778
It really is that easy.
>>24227182
That's one Asian looking in a mirror.

>>24227157
post body

>>24227157
>>24227335
post body, faggot

>>24226504
>t. simp

>>24227182
My guess is it's a place in Japan, look at the background of the lace and the drinks, very Japanese

>>24227563
The thought of you spanking it to my chiseled body is sickening

>>24227922
Exactly. Larp some more.

>>24227563
This is the gayest fucking image stop reposting your shit OC faggot
Gay Twitter shit tier get the fuck off my board

>>24228161
>seething incel must protect his precious board

>>24228277
Checked

>>24222222

>>24226692
where can i find a sugar mommy?

>>24228365
Unironically join a network marketing company, and coast the social network on your good looks, while making connections and tagging/bagging as much pussy as possible. Eventually you'll run into a high net worth milf/sugar mama. Start a relationship with her and the rest will fall into place

>>24226692
fairly aesthetic, I must admit. where are you abs tho?

>>24228534
>Start a relationship with her and the rest will fall into place
i mean this part exactly, i see a lot of them in the gym and i'm sure they crave for my cock, but i'm also autistic

>>24228584
I intentionally focus on the v over abs, because its easier to maintain and just about every women I've been with has commented on them/expressed their attraction

>>24227922
no need we can already guess what you look like

>>24228654
>I'm sure they crave for my cock
There's only one way to find out. Figure out a way to get her number and hangout sometime. Try offering some value that doesn't cost you anything financially. I'm well-versed in astrology and natal chart interpretation. Women love discussions that revolve around them, but that I'm the the knowledgeable on the subject I do most of the talking, which means I'm in control of the situation, and it gives me the opportunity to present myself in an attractive way via body language, tone of voice, eye contact, smile, enunciation of certain words, etc. I've gotten hundreds of numbers with this metjod. It works for me. Find something that works for you. Once you make that good first impression, and have her number then your foot is in the door and it becomes fairly easy to get your cock wet at that point. You have to hangout with her asap though. Take control. Don't give her time to overthink anything.

>>24228905
>Figure out a way to get her number and hangout sometime
i know how to do everything after that part, my question is: how do i ask her number when she's 10+ years older?

>>24225678
quit your dayjob & trade
its sink or swim
or do you like your bosses balls pressed agsinst your ass cheeks 40 hrs a week

>>24228905
*but given that I'm the knowledgeable one
Fucking auto correct

>>24228905
dangerously based

>>24228951
Save the getting her number part for last. Figure her out, get to know her, what she likes/likes to do, but the most effective thing is to find out what her problems are, something that can help her with/a matter that you can provide guidance on. This will legitimize the reason for the interaction, so if a friend asks her "Who is that guy?" she can say "Oh he's helping me with my workouts" (example) while you're actually fucking her regularly. If the relationship gets more serious then that's fine, but the whole purpose of the facade is for her to mask her whoredom. Women want sex as much if not more than men do, but it kills most of them to be called out for it

>>24229194
>FAP ID
dangerously based