/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way..

real thread is here
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>>24193903
I remember telling all the retards on here to buy GME back under 4 bucks and they would just parrot the same tired arguments. Feels good knowing they missed out on a 4x and it is still going to 50 like I originally said and the same idiots will miss a 4x again

>>24194041
ew no

We in here

http://twitch.tv/cowo

fake thread

real one is here
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newfags are too squeamish we used to have straight guro in the OP

>>24194041
Sorry, but I'm not a simp.

Fake thread

this is the real one
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>>24193903
>that OP image was disgusting
Yes, but you're a huge pussy to have cared so much about it you had to split threads. Especially for after hours. Kys

Anime girls in /smg/!!!!!!!!

Cash you need in your portfolio before quitting your job to live off of investments (actively or passively)

http://www.strawpoll.me/35200179

>>24194041
Fuck off

>>24194034
How could you possibly get fucked today unless you bought puts?

I'm gonna coom

Watch out for BEEM

>>24194842
Just wait til you see the Palantir contracts which the US government is signing for background checks. Its a big service OPM has to do every year

>MARA
>NIO
>PLTR
>CRSR
I'm gonna make it bros.

What is moon? What is mara? Which should I buy?

Who deleted the thread

>>24195637
OPM can suck my dick for putting all my personal data into the hands of Chinese hackers. Oh yeah, 1 year identity theft protection for free! Fucking faggots.

Andreessen Horowitz announced two new funds today.

I want to get out of tech but GOOG and MSFT will rule the world so I know I should just stay in
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Up 3% after hours
Thanks for the meme stocks /biz/

lol tranny janny mad about an objectively worksafe webm

STANDARD AND POORS 500 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. AND COMMODITIES ARE FOR QUEERS.

>>24195872
I sold MSFT for BTC becauss it's sucked ass to hold for the last 3 months

>>24195345
There usually is a divvi anon in every thread. Use control+f and look for “threadly reminder that dividends are you friend”. You can ask him, he knows best

im in LGVW at 15.59
dont fucking bog me cathie

>>24195879
Word!

I've got PLTR (bought at 10), MRNA, NIO, SOLO. Any thoughts?

I have 1900 left on margin bros dubs I max out tomorrow

>>24195922
im a robintard and mad i have to wait until 9am to buy

>>24195830
>working for the ZOG
asking for it tbqh

>>24195818
Who do you think you fucking moron?

>>24195967
so close...

>>24195922
Is LGVW the new meme play?

>>24195999
trips made up for it GO ALL IN NOW

>>24195988
Naw, government contractor working on software.

>>24195999
Ohhh fuck I'm doing it checked my brother

MARA bros, can this thing continue tomorrow?
I got in at $4.50?
Are there better options to drop $10k on right now?

>>24196030
>>24196021

To the moon PLTR goes

every week I feel like I should buy some EV stock or something but then I tell myself it has to have topped out by now and then it goes up 50% again. I think I'd be up like 400% if I listened to myself the first time

>>24194034
Proper fucked?

Anon are you ready for THCB? wsb shills it and it could be the next meme stock.

Alright I'm getting tired of bagholding rlftf.

I will sell my eman, rlftf, and halb. Im keeping my nio though.

I will have about 7500 dollars to invest in something.
I'm holding 12500 worth of nio already.

What do I buy? Moon? Pltr?

If dubs we open red.

Been an amazing week in EVs/PLTR but it feels a bit too good to be true at this point. I made a killing on CIIC and my big SBE bet from Pre-Biden win, but I’ve since moved out of both. SBE seems unstoppable at this point but I wanted to play it safe. Moved a lot of profits into mid-2021 PSTH calls. Not sure what to play right now as I feel we are in a period of euphoria. Still have some Horse calls and HYLN LEAPs to maintain EV exposure. Just looking to see where other anons heads are at.

>>24196033
Depends on the price of btc. After a certain point, you lose money trying to mine it unless it goes up.

>>24196074
I hate wsb, they're always late to most things, but do you mind shilling it to me? I can't find much on it.

>>24196011
yes, get in tomorrow before it blows up next week. its still flying under the radar and a trustworthy investor just started a position

Is APPL a sell now?

>>24196105
Always has been.

>>24196095
I love not being able to trade pre-market.
I'll dump 10k on it if MARA fails me tomorrow.

>>24195962
Out of those, I trust SOLO the least.

>>24196055
Holy shit checked strap the fuck in

>>24196105
never sell AAPL. do you hate money?

>>24193903
CLFfag is a nigger who never delivers.

>>24196105
i dont understand that company

>>24196094
It's essentially a buy the rumor for a merge with a ev battery producer.

https://www.bloomberg.com/press-releases/2020-11-13/tuscan-holdings-corp-announces-intent-to-combine-with-microvast-inc

>>24196095
Ok, any reason why it should explode? I've seen it mentioned in the last couple of thread.
Should I buy at open? I'll go all in. I missed gme pltr ev etc I just want a moonshot

>>24196139
If digits again all EV stocks pump so high they need to flip the circuit breaker tomorrow


Oh I guess GMEfriends can have their short squeeze too

I'm cooming
(Actually I'm just now breaking even after a series of bad trades and terrified of bagholding PLTR)

>>24196105
No if you intend to hold it at least a while. If you intend to swingtrade it could be a spot to sell but i wont dare to sell any apple stocks yet.

t 7% of portfolio in apple.

>>24196074
Anon, WSB is downstream of /biz/ not the other way around.

>>24196189
Rip NIO.

Can i still buy a ticket for wkhs hype train

>>24196228
fuck I jinxed it, get out while you can

>>24196189
No digits Palantir is the play my dude

>>24196105
Get out of that bloated piece of fruit. The opportunity cost is to great.

>>24196220
The faggot with 1.5 million in GME options says otherwise.

>>24196105
Not for me. The Biden v. Apple news sent me to a -6% loss on my position.

>>24196144
Seems like they are at a ceiling currently, in terms of phone sales Huawei is biting into them in the Chinese market quite a bit, and I don't see why that wouldn't continue once Huawei phones are released in Europe/India/other markets. Not to mention how hard they are going to dominate the African market in the next 5 years.

In terms of computer sales they will always have the macbook pro, but with the decreased usability of the newer models a lot of professional photography people I know are keeping their old models or switching to windows. Not sure if this is widespread though.

>>24193903
Is it too late for clf?

>>24196190
Based. My PLTR 20c/25c 12/18 spreads will be pleased with this movement. I'm already above my break even, and I've got four weeks to keep holding. they're my only spreads not ITM right now (CRSR, NIO, and another set of PLTR), besides some very near the money BABA spreads.

>>24196028
still worked for em, even if it was indirectly

>>24196105
I reduced my AAPL stake, its just 19% of my portfolio now.

Why you should buy LGVW
>Backed by Bill and Melinda foundation
>ARKG bought LGVW
>Valued at $2.1 billion
>Top 50 CNBC Disruptor companies 2020
>Expected revenue for 2020 is $44 million revenue and is expected to grow year on year
>Global leader in portable ultrasound with doctors using the device
>Released product to the market and releasing regular updates

>>24196263
Check the image, wsb just copies us and tries to play cool

Anyone else in on Jumia? Fucking mooning and we don't have to worry about shitty earnings for months

>>24196180
merging with Butterfly Network under BFLY, healthcare-based tech. BN is valued at 1.5b, current investors are: gates, gifford, fosun industrial.

merger closes q1 2021, addressable market is 8b. projected revenue: 44m > 2020, 334m > 2024

>>24196303
>valued at 2.1 bil
>44mil revenue
Damn kinda low.

>>24196309
>reddit holds /biz/ bags

EVs are way, way too fucking high. FCEL is a dogshit pennystock and it's just 50% gain after 50% gain for almost a week. Chink EVs I have NEVER heard of are pumping like fucking mad. Who the fuck knows when it'll end, but I can't believe it. And ACB, which is absolute fucking trash pumps 16% AH on NO NEWS. I almost thought of shorting it today. LMAO THIS FUCKING MARKET IS FUCKED

>>24196263
>being and defending literal reddit retard
You deserve your bags, then, friend.

>>24196105
Look it up on robin track its got a lot of people buying

Not one mother fucker here can tell me what PLTR does.

Not even me and I put 2k in at $12.

>>24196358
Don't fight it: Go with the insanity

>>24196333
Son of a bitch, I'm in.
How long are we holding boys?

oh god, please let theta destroy my WKHS and HLYN covered calls. please let this fucking EV bubble pop. THIS IS RETARDED!

yo my shitty meme weed penny stock went up 58% after hours. of course it'll give it all back in premarket and I wont get to take profits

>>24196358
Sshhh. sshhh, don't fight it. Just take it.

>>24196346
The valuation was at the time of merger at $10 per share so it is higher now

>>24196384
It prints money anon

New ATH on PLTR in AH

>>24196384
Software to monitor employees

Fuck i wanted to buy some ciicw before closed watch it be at 9 premarket.

>>24196358
XPENG at 75% a share? Ludicrous. I don't care if they're going over to $400 a share. Buying EV right now is playing with FIRE.

>>24196384
Check Adam Curtis documentary on Propaganda. They explain it pretty well.

>>24196220
/smg/ is WSB with more autism and less accountability.

>>24196358
Bro they probably got a lot of funding and there’s people looking for the next thing. Lot of zoomers investors now with robinhood and zoomers talking about stocks on twitter.

Tesla stocks trended on twitter thats all you need

>>24196384
provider of two platforms (Gotham for gov, Foundry for commercial; both run on Apollo, the overarching hub) for unified data integration and analysis which is custom tweaked to fit customer needs (i.e., BP tracks oil costs across different nations, on Foundry, to see where they can cut costs to increase revenue)

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>>24196423
I'm not fighting it but this is the biggest fucking bubble ever. What will happen when it bursts?

>>24196309
>we are the smart money
that's fine that makes sense in clown world I guess

>>24196413
holy shit mine too. SNDL?
I'm finally going to be able to get rid of these bags, I needed to money to invest in roblox too, this is perfect.

>>24196482
TSLA will go up even further when the others bust

>>24196384
Big data analytics and big brother style spying software. They help ICE catch illegals, they will help the future 666 stormtroopers install the mark of the beat in you and your children. It is incredibly bullish.

Is there any sites or charts like robintrack where they show the price compared to people buying in? If I look at graphs long enough I’ll become an autistic robot

>>24196482
>What will happen when it bursts?
Prices will go to single digits for most of the new shitty random EVs.

>>24196384
They are basically just the villains from Metal Gear.

>>24196506
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS SHIT UNTIL THIS POST! I FEEL LIKE A NEWFAG REDDITOR WITH MY ALL CAPS BUT LETS FUCKINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24196506
yep. my $.33 bags in the green as of right now. hope it holds up. I also want to accumulate some cash

>>24196503
That's because smg doesn't care about "karma" or trying to be popular, or fitting in with the crowd.
We don't give a fuck.
We just want to make it, and we want to make it so fucken bad we'll do anything. And you know what? Because we aren't competing against each other, we help each other out, for the lolz.
We're all in this clown show together.
Unironically, you guys are amazing. I owe you all a lot.

>>24196506
Wow my $1 call might be saved

>TSLA is valued at 1/4 what AAPL is
>they are, and have been for a year, 0.3% of total auto market
>even less of the battery and solar markets
The tulip mania of tulip manias.

PLTR 25 EOW. bye

Is moderna worth buying like..at all? Vaccine obviously shows limited growth

Guys nio is going to 144 a share. I will sell then.

>>24196618
Isn't it great? I love bubbles.

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>>24196619
How much would it cost to have a fun time around Asia? PLTR has given me $20k so far.

>>24196594
expiry?

>>24196582
Word. I'm mostly in boomer funds but I have 10% in /smg/ memes. Thanks for pltr and lgvw, frens

>>24196333
Thanks anon. What's a good buy price? Market buy at open?

>>24196627
Only if FDA approves the deployment of it. Wait until then. Then buy some. If the FDA rejects it then some other company could swoop in and moon like crazy.

>>24196690
Anon, do you think LGVW has room to grow still?
I have an asston in PLTR but I have $10k to drop on anything right now.

>>24193903
Wow I bought 40 shares of tesla when it was 420 and haven’t checked my robinhood account until today, doing pretty good bros

>>24196156
Kill this stupid fucking cat.

>he's not in LGVW
ok greenhorns. Here is a lesson on why something is absolutely a cake-mode decision.

>>24196732
They got listed on July 13th, and piddled around for a few months. Just started gaining traction and did a gap up 57%. Plenty of room to grow. If I were to make a rough estimate, I’d say it’s gonna double or triple by June of 2021

Thank you meme stocks

>>24196732
>Anon, do you think LGVW has room to grow still?
LGWV still has to DOUBLE to even meet the marketcap of the basic deal itself. THEN more for speculative value. Thing will be 50-60 very quickly.

>>24196676
April 2021, bought 1 call prior to earnings when it was memed here. Paid 0.25 for it. Looks like there’s July 2021 ones now.

Are we still buying SRAC?

Is there any sites or charts like robintrack where they show the price compared to people buying in? If I look at graphs long enough I’ll become an autistic robot

>>24196777
>checked
fug

>>24196797
Why not just wait for BFLY?

>SNDL volume : 141.361.431
This is AH. What the fuck is happening?

>>24196820
How would I know? I just bought it because it was shillled here

>>24196713
That's your call, I'm starting a position tomorrow either PM or shortly after open. Here's my straightforward decision calculus:
>if it moons PM, wait for profit taking at 9:30
>if crabbing, red, buy PM

operative word starting, so im only going 30-50% of my total position (undecided) while i track the stocks movement

I'm up 13% this week. I'm scared

>real estatelets talking shit about AirBnB

First off, comparing apples to apples, AirBnB is absolutely cheaper than equivalent hotels. That is by fucking design, most of value that AirBnB provides is in their price data aggregator. They ensure that any given rental in any given location is price competitive for that instant in time and it updates pricing constantly. When hotel prices can swing %30+ for special events or holidays or even just based on freakish demand, that’s fantastic.

Second, AirBnBers have no rights. Even if I couldn’t make more money than renting normally, I’d still do AirBnB with my property because I’m allowed to discriminate against whoever I want and for pretty much any reason. Renters can tie you up with legal bullshit for up to 6 months without paying a dime. I don’t worry about that with AirBnB.

That being said, conventional renting is far less work. You can’t be a scumbag landlord and have an AirBnB, you need to do all that cutesy “atmosphere” and “experience” shit to keep good reviews and guests coming. Normal rentals are set it and forget it once you get a decent tenant which is far better in terms of opportunity cost once you get more than 2-3 units in your portfolio. If all you got is your one bedroom shit shack starter home, AirBnB is superior.

>>24196874
Pretend you're not up, then.

>wake up in the middle of the night
>check after hours prices on phone
>GME 14.15
>NIO 57
>PLTR 21.60
What the fuck

Okay tomorrow, what do I buy?

Lgvw? Moon? Pltr?

I'm leaning towards pltr desu. Then I will be 2/4 nio, 3/8 pltr, 1/8 ripple.

>>24196905
Are you the guy I was arguing with in the last thread?

>>24196874
values are inconsequential. just ask yourself if you are ok with the companies you're holding

>>24194516
too unspecific. there was div fren here that said he lives off 100k in his port by targeting 10% dividends and living frugally. He must live in the middle of nowhere because thats less than a years rent where i am. 200k would be nice to do that with, but dividends can be cut and your investments will tank. long story short, idk

>>24196907
Anon, you don't need a comma between up and then.

will stocks go up because trump finally conceded?

>>24196905
>I’m allowed to discriminate against whoever I want and for pretty much any reason
Bullshit https://www.airbnb.com/against-discrimination

You have to welcome that Tyrone in your house, bitch.

What move could I make to get rich? I have almost 22k all in tesla. If I sell tomorrow what do I use it to buy?
>pic related the white monke of good fortune

Is it too late to get in on GME?

LGVW HOLY FUCKKKK

>>24197036
Buy more tomorrow guys

>>24196920
>CRSR 46
all AH is green a fuck. What is going on?

>>24196846
LGVW will change it's name to BFLY. It is, effectively, BFLY.

how does the day off on thanksgiving affect options? do i just get a free day of theta with no price movement? was this the best weak to sell short options?

>>24197031
no, Q3 is on Dec. 8th.

>>24197056
sell at open and buy the dip yummy yummy

>>24196936
that's true, I guess the problem is time isnt on my side here. I'm looking to buy a condo soon, so a decent turnaround means I could have to sell at a loss. all my positions above $1000 are
>VOO
>GME
>TSM
>NRZ
>MSFT
>CRSR
>PLTR
I'd be fine holding all of these long-term(the exception being GME which will pass its point of utility eventually), but you never know what bullshit could happen short-term, which is all i have if I close on a place

>>24196846
NGMI NGMI
HE WILL NOT MAKE IT

>>24197076
>>24196846
Example 1: SPCE. Before it was Virgin Galactic, it was a SPAC trading under the ticker IPOA. Social Capital Hedosophia raised over $650 million in 2017.

Example 2: DKNG. Before it was Draft Kings, it was Diamond Eagle Acquisition Corp.

>>24196999
You only get busted if black people are the only ones you turn down.

>>24197076
Really? I thought it was a 20% stake or something like that.

>>24197031
Any market cap below $1B is still disgustingly underpriced on fundamentals, much less hype

>>24197098
do we still anticipate a drop on 3 earnings?

>>24197058
I don't know, that thing has no top. I moved my money to LGVW tho cause it's just as much a no brainer as CRSR was in the teens.

>>24197031
I never thought I'd see these kinds of posts again, what a time to be alive. Also I don't think the train has left the station yet.
>>24197058
No idea but it's a bit scary... My folio is too green, something will surely happen

>>24197120
>have to turn down a few token whites to CYA
Nothing personal, just the cost of doing business.

Fuck okay. I want to buy lgvw tomorrow, will it gap up crazy or dip?

I don’t wanna buy memes because you guys all got it cheaper than me

>>24197132
>Butterfly Network Inc. said Friday it has agreed to merge with special purpose acquisition corporation Longview Acquisition Corp. in a deal with an enterprise value of $1.5 billion. The combined company will list on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker "BFLY."

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/b68d1ad1-2e79-30a7-957e-f64172dbbfe7/medical-imaging-provider.html

Fuckkkkkkk i wish I saw that thing about lgvw earlier. Im selling everything and buying it premarket.

>>24197094
Bro just give me my mango blunt wraps

>>24197155
>tfw when LGVW not listed on broker
I'm running out of cash anyway. b-baka

>>24197173
Just buy the next ticker that gets shilled. That way you're the smart money.

>>24197204
Anon, it's a no brainer deal even at $30. You have time.

>>24197173
>not wanting to buy pre-split Tesla when it was $30 because someone got it for $20
Ngmi

Lads I took some profits from my EV positions... what are some meme stocks that will pump 20% every few days/weeks that aren't PLTR(already in on it) or GME(already took my blockbuster profits)

>>24197151
no

>>24197218
>tfw when LGVW not listed on broker
I'm sorry, anon.

>>24197224
Moon?

Ay, today's closing value of $SNDL

>>24197282
Lgvw.

>>24197240
LGVW
EOSE

>>24197303
Oops

>>24197240
Bitcoin related shit like MARA will pop off once stimulus shit finally becomes reality. The transition to Biden today is just the beginning. Get a couple long calls for 2023. I personally have 2023 $2 MARA calls.

>>24197230
I will buy 500 shares tomorrow morning. It better not gap up to 20 before I wake up.

Fuck, haven't been able to trade today and YM alone is up 1.7%. Come down overnight so I can hunt some positions

guys be cautious, BFLY is a good stock longterm but might not moon in the way you believe until the actual merger which is soon. its also in the health sector, which is sharply different than SaaS or EVs

then again retard strength is strong and MUH GATES might be enough to moon this boy

idex and gevo going to 10

>>24197354
Fair points but it's a market cap correction at this point. Once it's marketcap meets the deal value of 1.5 billion (which would over double the current share price) then what you said is applicable.

Who else here is still digging themselves out of a hole after September and October? Finally almost back at break even after my TSLA and TSM started ripping ass

Currently holding
> TSLA
> TSM
> NAIL
> HIBL
> GME
> ETSY
> UPS

>>24196797
Cake-mode?

I started on the 12th, am I gonna make it ',:^)

my mom used to call gamestop "gameworks"

and a lot of people still call it gamespot unironically

>>24197423
A pretty easy decision. A piece of cake.

>>24197423
Easy mode
There has never been an easier decision in your life

>>24197436
Wow. The kpop faggot outlasted the pissposter. Sad.

wtf I love green days now

I officially crown LGVW, /smg/'s new king meme stock

>>24197260
:D

>>24197503
It'll make a new batch of bagholders in a week.

>>24197546
>$1.5 bill deal
>$650 mill current market cap
>bag holders
I don't think you know how the market works anon.

>>24197546
Why

>>24196066
For real bro, this shit is retarded. A few weeks ago I considered buying XPEV but thought it was too expensive so I sold puts instead. If I had just bought the shares they would doubled by now.

>>24197418
Hole undug

>>24197503
All memes now have an end date for the true king of memes, Roblox.

Any BEEM chads here?

>>24197546
cope

>>24197580
fuck yeah, how'd you do it?

>>24197570
shill me on this "deal" anon

>>24197418
September was a little baby compared to the GME $16 rejection

>>24197354
But why wouldn't i buy lgvw? Ride it up to the merger, then it converts to bfly shares? And I get even more from the people buying in then?

>>24197480
im poor i need to wait for GME to be 20 to sell now

wonder what earnings will do it might sinketh ;((

FUCKING COOMSTOP

>>24197638
I don't care enough. Go look. I'm just celebrating with those who already have, here.

>>24197580
for those curious, I held UVXY too long

>>24197606
honestly, I think I was mostly just lucky, my major holdings are >>24197104
GME definitely contributed to the loss and the gain. CRSR and PLTR together probably account for half of the total above baseline

>>24197661
That's basically it.

why has investing.com been so shitty and down all the time lately

>>24197661
long answer: https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/040815/how-does-merger-affect-shareholders.asp read anon, read it makes you smarter

short answer: yes

>>24197418
Digging myself out of a hole since April desu.

>>24197702
Are you still buying into CRSR and PLTR? I've looked at them both but I've had better luck with others, and I'm starting to hope HIBL and UPS have some legs

>>24197759
no, I'm gonna be trying to hold cash since I might have to sell my entire portfolio for a downpayment anyway. CRSR I have 30 shares averaging $26.60. PLTR I have 147.8 shares averaging $15.37

I’m scared I don’t have money in any memes. I bought blue chip

>>24197865
enjoy making it when you're 85 anon

>>24197865
It's not too late to market buy 500 GME shares and 5 July $20C contracts on open tomorrow

>fcel


Also update guys i massaged my boi pucci with my toothbrush and some jergens and its stopped bleeding for now and feels much better. I put some of that vicks vapor rub shit in it too and it feels super nice and cool

>>24197428
you chose a good time to start. hard to say anything else without knowing your positions

>>24197824
>Not having a bank that only has 5% down with no PMI

dogecoin pumping lads who's coming with

>>24197418
>AAPL
>GAIN
>LYB
>PFF
>GME puts
>buying into HPE now
Finally green again.

>>24197942
wtf, what bank? where do you live?

>>24197503
stop trying to make this garbage happen

>>24198043
Why do you call it garbage?

>>24197993
Well, it's technically not a bank. Shit's great though. Going to buy next year

Check these gains fags. Guess who's buying an xbox and a ps5

I don't even know what I'm doing!

Cannabis and electric vehicles for win bitches.

>>24193903
We're not breaking the resistance. Tomorrow will be blood red.

Can’t wait for all the tourists that tried to fit in by bashing GME without knowing the DD to FOMO the fuck out. Get those clown costumes ready faggots.

Would ciicw gap up crazy too?

>>24198097
remember to buy them at Gamestop and buy as many high margin items and warranties as possible

just straight up tell the manager you want to make his Q4 numbers look good and ask what to buy

>>24198084
hoo yah navy

>>24196668
You could retire in the Philippines with that kind of money

>>24198084
makes sense, veterans get all kinds of benefits. I found some info on other ways to avoid PMI, though, so thanks for leading me in the rigth direction

>>24198119
lol you know they'll FOMO at $15 again, OOOOOOO post up to $20, and then rage when we drop to $12

theyll be too angry and ADHD to notice the higher highs and higher lows

Damn it I sold two NIO covered calls (62strike) for $30 each on Friday when it was like $48. Since trump practically conceded I feel like it will go above $62 this week. Should I buy those calls back at market open. Fuck covered calls. Its like picking pennies off a railroad when you never know when a train might hit you.

Does anyone else like to play with their boi hole while trading stocks? I often mainline some heroin and tickle my cooter while charting memelines

PLTR makes me nervous after it turned back 8% gains in one day for no apparent reason. Hard to enter long here, going to wait for a pullback.

whats the realistic top value of PLTR? im trying to decide when to sell and cash out my profits. it seems like its just a terrible overhyped shitstock no different than SPCE and its pumping on literally memetic energy and stupid robinhood millennial soiboys. because technical analysis puts its value at like $4 per share due to the fact it cant turn a profit, has posted losses annually for the last 2 decades, and relies entirely on government grants to not go bankrupt

is it too late for palantir?

>>24198137
I've un ironically made a bunch of money on funko stock.

But seriously, there's not any games out now. Have you seen fuel cell or NIO?!? You're gonna buy gamestop? You're gonna hold it while others go to the moon? But, why?
Let's get serious, let's make some money.

>>24198181
Why did you sell covered calls on stocks you aren't willing to part with?

>>24198190
that's abhorrent

thinking of selling my WEED STONK (Aurora ACB) now that it had a pointless AH pump and will undoubtedly bleed out back to ~$6.50 tomorrow

anyone have any thoughts on AURORA CANNABIS, DUDE WEED LMAO?

>>24198181
Bro 15 mins before close today someone bought 13.5 million in NIO calls expiring THIS FRIDAY. 33,377 contracts. Buy that shit back before you get fucked.

>>24198097
stop consooming anon

>>24198219
No

>>24198223
Ryan motherfucking Cohen. He made $2B on selling his ecommerce company, which is now worth $26B. He took his profits and dumped them 50/50 into Apple and Wells Fargo. Now he's demanding control of Gamestop. I guarantee he either makes a tender offer or goes for a full board proxy fight in April.

>>24198101
I’m all in on VIX

>>24198212
That's what I said at 15. Result, I had to FOMO in at 18.75, that was friday before it dumped to 18.
Now it's 21. Enjoy fomoing at 24.

>>24198235
Lol, hold the bags scrub.

Do i buy LGVW at open or wait for dip

>>24198253
MOON is gonna rocket bubbaboi. Just like my spermies when i bust a fat buttnut on some sticky ass h

>>24198227
Because I wanted to buy a $60 video game and thought of it as practically free money. Im a retard. I guess I cant complain too much since I still make like $3000 from it going up that much. But I want to keep NIO.

>>24198277
Winning company doesn't mean winning stock.

Also, you just going to wait till it moves up. Why not make moves in stuff going up today

I started wanking to breastfeeding tutorials on youtube bros. Those mommy milkers are absolutely hypnotizing. And yes im a tranny

>>24195967
Kek praise this one

>>24198253
What was the strike on those calls?

>>24193903
I wanna buy the memes but feel late. I wanna just buy that etf and hope someone takes care of it for my retard ass

I want a /biz/ etf with 5x leverage

>>24193903
You may only reply to this post if your GME cost basis is below 10.

>>24198368
$52 strike

Why can't we have 24 hour NYSE?

>>24198350
I'm not just blindly FOMOing into every chink pump and dump.

>>24198097
>>24198223
>>24198300
>Guess who's buying an xbox and a ps5
>I've un ironically made a bunch of money on funko stock.
>hold the bags scrub

>sold 23.6 shares
>is openly a dumb poorfag who wastes money on literal video games

back to rebbit, my nigger

>>24198402
Speaking of chink pnds, add CREG to your watchlist boys

>>24198307
Fuck fuck fuck I’m buying it there’s no way those guys won’t make smarter choices then I do. $500 more on moon tomorrow

>>24198350
>Winning company doesn't mean winning stock.

you're in /smg/ with $3,000 in your robinhood kiddy portfolio giving out investment advice. incredible

>>24198401
rich people want to golf and drink and fuck whores and maybe even see their family on weekends (in that order)

what do you guys think of reverse-wheeling UVXY? are the premiums too low to be worthwhile?

>>24198303
definitely all in at open

>>24198214
What the fuck are you on about?

>>24198303
I'm worried there won't be a dip.

>>24197173
its an anonymous forum. Its hard to know who is shilling what on a consistent basis. Everyone is skeptical of someone shilling a meme stock. Maybe they are trying to unload bags, or its legit. There is no way telling on an anonymous board.
Even a shilled stock goes up, others will shill a 'correction is soon!'

>>24198440
oh yeah, forgot about that chinese recycling pos

>>24198497
unlike low volume crypto, /biz/ can't meaningfully move the stock market for anything bigger than that naked fighting company

Was not thrilled with this after Friday. Pleasantly surprised with the W today

>>24197428
While people were jumping on nio I took cbat since it was relatively unnoticed, people rallied on it, I got out then took mara on Thursday because they had an investor summit tomorrow. Still waiting on that so I can potentially bail and find the new mob target.

>>24198501
I swung it religiously from $3.50 to $4.00 for weeks. Haven’t looked at it for awhile and it’s up over 100% since I last checked. Shits ridiculous

>>24198323
You're only retarded if you do it again.

>>24198548
>>24197935
Mislink

>>24198235
buy shorts and puts on it

MNKD
MNKD

>>24198235
>that market cap
yeah I'll be in at 35 cents

>>24196269
just because that faggot site put 4chan in their description doesnt mean any of you faggots are welcome here

>trying to flip memes and penny's
>could have just bought arkw

God damnit.

Well whatever I buy lgvw tomorrow

Can someone rank the buy priority of all the memes?

>>24198401
because then you coudlnt steal money from the middle class investors

What will gamestop be end of week bros?

>>24198719
$11.20ish

>>24198484
when do i cash out of PLTR?

>>24198696
GME
PLTR
CRSR (overbought as fuck but solid fundamentals)
Literally anything else
Chinkshit EVs

>>24198698
Wait does that really have anything to do with it? I figured they all just bought etfs anyway

>>24198696
Butterfly

>>24198696
the ones that are EV are buy now tier because we are fucking melting up right now

>>24198719
13.50

>>24198732
148.80

>>24198719
Depends what powers Biden has during this transition period and can instate a lockdown. If some whale purchases 1 million+ in calls like I’ve been seeing for a shit ton of other stuff, 52 week high will definitely be broken. Max pain for GME this week is $12. I’m thinking somewhere in the 13-14 area.

Im probably going to rebalance my portfolio and sell my AMD leaps to go long on otm SPXU puts or DFEN calls.

>>24198737
Is gme and pltr our btc and eth?

Bull trap.

>>24198214
Holy shit you retard

>>24198830
only for retards who dont have better shit

Requesting a QRD in LGNV. My bags are turning green and I want to experience a meme stock

>>24198795
include me in the screencap

>>24198884
PLTR is solid man
GME is so manipulated it’s insane

>>24197418
I've finally recovered last week.

>>24198214
Dude the Pension Plan of Canada has invested hugely in Palantir. This run is just getting started even if it dips for a bit

>>24198884
t. shills the top of chink ev bubble

Who else been swinging DFEN for free lunch money?

>>24198389
>no coomers

Pathetic

>>24198897
See>>24196333
>>24196303

>>24197218
what kinda broker are you using? it's even listed on robinhood

>>24198884
t. SOLO holder

imagine having most of your portfolio in gold miners, couldn't be me haha

>>24198897
I mean lgvw. It is apparent that I am a retard pls be patient with me

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I’m too risk averse

>>24198979
XPEV has a market cap smaller than Lululemon. There are only so many square inches of spandex that it can cover, whereas Chink EVs are just getting started

Does the market like Janet Yellen?

>>24199003
Domo arigato bull-san

>>24199055
>china hustles loudly near you

>>24199068
NEW BRED

>>24199093
>>24199093
>>24199093
>>24199093

Making a EV shit watchlist what am I missing?:
TSLA
NIO
XPEV
LI
FUV
AYRO
SOLO
BLNK
FCEL
SBE
PLUG
WKHS
CIIC
DPW
CBAT

>>24199158
ALB and BYDDF

>>24199101
Why don't you:

>>24199050
dollar cost average
keep searching/learning
tighten up the day to day budget
to create an investing stack that
can be invested and not create turmoil
if its lost.

>>24196284
I bought CLF options when he started shilling like crazy. Then I got talked out of it by /smg/ and sold them, I wish he wasn't such a fucking faggot about it, it would have been a great play if he didn't make it obnoxious to hear him out.

Trump just gave up
What are some pro tips about bidenoomics?

>>24196832
Your the anon that keeps shilling it while also having no shares in it arent you?>>24198181
>Its like picking pennies off a railroad when you never know when a train might hit you.
Iktf every stock i seriously like gets called away most times compared to shit meme stocks

>>24199158
you missing lithium

>>24197260
Why wouldn't we expect a drop? Gamestop hemorrhages money.