/biz/ - Business & Finance

Psst. Hey. Buy some weekly options.

4th for PLTR at $20 EOW

We opening green tomorrow, boys?

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Last time on /smg/: Our heroes found of a potentially insane company that secured a contract for
>2BILLION Dollars
However their is skepticism and in fighting amongst the board.
Will our heroes profit off of the oppurtunity of a lifetime? Or will our heroes be left holding the bags of the biggest scam of the decade? Find out what happens next time on /smg/!

BUYING DROPBOX
NEVER SELLING

>>24166589

>>24166589
if you have to ask yourself if it's a scam then maybe look for a stock that you know isn't a scam.

>>24166565
Begone pajeet

Guys NiO will drop so i can buy eow right?

>>24166557
of course

>>24166592
why would you expect it to go up? It hasn't been doing well.

>>24166589
Our heroes have found a rare find amongst the rubble to the October market. A filing rated 2Billion Dollars? Find out if our heroes can make it to the moon next time on /smg/!

ROBLOX MEMES

>>24166638
When is IPO?

>>24166637
kek

>>24166638
When is roblo ipo so i can buy 100k

Actually the company that spies on people is Netflix
Think about it

>>24166643
I DONT KNOW BUT GET HYPE

>>24166632
Good numbers. Customers increasing.
The new collaboration platform works wonders and very undervalued rn

>>24166592
>using Dropbox and paying
>amazon and Google have free unlimited storage

Why would Dropbox ever go up?

Have you heard about duckdao.io?

Wanna participate their Hunters season but cant’ decide is it good or not.
Please, take a look and give me advice

damn bro i just want some anime girl to slobber all over my cock

why are anime girls so perfect?

Getting tired of not bagging big money. Am considering go in with all my left over portfolio cash into buy calls expiring in 2022 but its on a company that has already pumped hard recently. Is this a bad idea? A double digit move would yield me maybe 12k whereas the stock would yield a 6k return. Or is the premium too high in this case considering its only a difference of 6k?

I didn't get LEAPs on BLNK or SOLO when you guys were shilling it in July. I went with fucking tech bullshit TQQQ instead.

I fucking hate my life.

>>24166665
missed it by that much

>>24166660
I am like a degenerate with cash in hand, waiting for the roblox horse to take off out the gate at the race tracks.

>>24166589
Opti!

Should I buy PLTR for 2000,-€?

>>24166661
>very undervalued rn
maybe it's undervalued for a reason, lots of shit stocks are technically undervalued.

>>24166692
In 5 years when its 2k/share? Go for it

How do I make money from my girlfriend's looks/nudes/feet/etc.? I've heard of onlyfans but if I understand correctly it's like webcam shit and she would not be down so I need something that doesn't involve video/her being willing. She's really attractive and has nice feet/clean snatch but that's really her only asset and I want to capitalize while she's young

>>24166589
Yup we goin to $5 $2bn deal and $5m assets will be on the financial reports come 12/31 so then all the masses will be seeing it on screeners whether they're searching for value or growth. Dr Drew is already pumping on his channels. Nasdaq listing will be the nail in the coffin for opti doubters

>>24166710
>how do I become an e-pimp so I can support my meth habit
fuck off degenerate, this is a thread for people with money, not for low lives.

>>24166702
Or 0 in 3 months.

>>24166710
Is she really that attractive senpai? I mean she gotta be hella attractive to stand out in the sea of poon. Just do a trial run on pornhub and unplaod like 4-5 pics and see of there is any interest. Show her positive results and proceed to show her money right afterwards. She associates good feelings with getting money and suddenly an onlyfans account is just nother way to pay the bills. Just know you are the ultimate cuck for allowing your woman to hoe herself out; even if it is on the internet.

>>24166671
Also there's a specific company that is under the radar that Im considering how bad of an idea is it to go all in on a company i suspect will get meme'd hard versus going all in on buy calls on one that has already pumped hard?

>>24166677
>TQQQ
Theyve sucked for like a month now, premiums arent good nor is the stock moving much to make anything worthwhile. Its a 3x etf to boot. Just slowly crabbing down. The risk isnt worth it atm as there is more bad news than good news for them atm.

>>24166684
Waiting for a different company i want to buy and go all in except for 1 big red flag and am currently unsure on my going heavy on buy calls idea even though it can net me 10k in less than a month if it moves in my favor. Company might not appear on the market this year tho so waiting may be pointless.

>>24166751
I assume you don't realize these chicks are pulling in almost a mill/year. I don't want meth I want easy money. And I have higher net worth than you, doesn't mean I don't want more

>>24166773

Thx
It's all good tho I'm no cuck, I cheat on her anyways I want money not a wife

>>24166801
>a mil a year
lemme know how the taxes work for ya bud. Then let me know how quick your gal leaves you when you teach her how to fish. ya dungo

>>24166692
No because by buying PLTR you're contributing to the globohomo Great Reset surveillance society.
Choose resistance.

>>24166710
>>24166801
based desu

>>24166822
>Without her knowing
>Teaching her to fish
Reading comprehension can be learned, it's not too late. Try Khan academy

What are the option plays for this week ?

>>24166838
They do that stuff?

>>24166871
AEO GPS HIBB

SPY 380 eoy

bears are fucked

>>24166794
Yeah. I lost 300k of unrealized gains in September and then lost 50k realized on top of that. I went from 850k (started with 300k in May) down to 250k. Fucking sucks. Now it's just more crab bullshit and I missed the 2nd EV runup.

>>24166466
how do i cope with the losses even when i guessed right? i lost fucking $600 on friday for $118 AAPL puts because i bought them wednesday and robinhood always fucking automatically sells your shit at like 2pm ET when the end of friday weekend dump doesnt start until 1 hour before market close. the stock just crabs all day friday THEN decides to dump monday, conveniently after all the options expired friday. ive only got $2,000 left please i need to make a years salary on this shit i dont want to go back to wagecucking i want to make enough to seed a new business

>>24166896
oi this is /biz/ not /fa/
anyway tell me why I should

>>24167023
Stop using RH

>>24167023
>Using a broker that sells your stuff
You what?

>>24166620
Hopefully

>>24167023
Did you jump straight into derivatives without trying simulated trading first? Please don't do this bro.

>>24167023
never. I still cry about BA puts that went ham in the beginning of this shit show and my paper hands sold them right before BA went down big time. Clown market.

>>24166710
you got a sample of what she looks like? you pretty much need to be a 8.0+ to make real money. if shes uglier than a 7 she can still make money but its going to take a lot of work and niche kink shit and it will never be a spectacular sum. post a selfie of her. if youve got a good collection of selfies you might be able to sell those by "releasing new one" weekly or someshit, and roleplaying to thirsty betas pretending you have a relationship. no joke, dudes will pay to have chicks sext them as a pretend gf

>>24167023
if you guess right and are losing money you fucked up somewhere, probably risk management

>>24166746
how do i buy this scam?
which brokerage let you buy otc trash, i might buy some hertz while i am at it

>Renault SA
-Been making cars for a long time, has supply chains, marketing and everything pinned down.
-sold 27k EVs in Q3
-PE 12
-Yield over 10%

But I guess you can't buy it because it's not a startup, only startups with prototypes can participate in the golden EV bubble.

>>24167121
The worst thing an EV meme could ever be is profitable. That is why TSLA will keep mooning. They have zero plan to ever make money outside ATM offerings and carbon credits.

>>24167121
the stock has lost two thirds of its value in less than 3 years, stop betting against the long term trend

>>24167184
Most of the big names have lost. They will recover once people will realise evs can be produced by them as well.

>>24166537
I hope so too.

Any Canacucks on here who can provide me with some good picks?
So far I have money on the ones below, hoping they will at least get back to pre covid dump values.

>AC (no brainer imho)
>CGX (no brainer as well imho)
>CHR (seems like an easy 2x)
>HSE (seems like an easy 2x)
>NDM (why did you guys tell to buy this?)
>SU (another potential 2x)
>PLTR (thanks for this pick guys, wish I bought more)

I'm up almost 50% since I started a few weeks ago.

Should I buy AAPL or TSMC? I fear the ship already left the port for TSMC, but who knows

>>24167059
>>24167054
>>24167048
>>24167035
>>24167088

i bought them for like $40 a pop on wednesday and the worst part was if i had sold all the puts 10 minutes into open on friday i would have 4x'd my money. i only sold like 3 for $180 a piece because i thought it might keep dumping and yeah i got greedy then all of a sudden 25 mins after market open AAPL started going up then the crabbing happened all day and the puts just went to shit like $5 a piece then RH decides to sell them for me, and sure enough an hour after RH sells them by force, they go back to being worth $30ish and the market closed and AAPL continued to dump to the $117s if i had kept my puts i literally could have bought the AAPL shares after market, then sold them and made like $200. so instead of 4x my money or even getting a mild profit through buying and selling the shares themselves i end up with a $600 net loss. i just keep feeling cheated somehow

>>24167232
>surely it will go back up someday
just buy stocks that are actually going up, you won't make it by taking contrarian bets. You can talk yourself into all kinds of reasons for why a stock should rise but stocks fail to rise regardless. I have many reasons to think AMD should be mooning right now but it's clearly not happening at the moment, so I'll wait until it actually does.

>>24166966
You have a lot. What kinda risks are you taking that you aren't steadily up by 50% by now? Are you jumping into every meme shilled here? I could be a swing trader with that kinda money. Could be a neet at that pount with no worry of a paycheck.

>>24167023
>sells
I thought rh lets buy puts expire normally, not sell them near eod.

>>24167262
GME, buy shares

>>24167184
My oil also lost most of its value at some point. That's when /smg/ told it was finished that I bought in, it was the signal I was waiting for. Principal is now +20% with no signs of slowing down, with shares I can keep all my life without ever worrying, bringing me a comfy 10% yield. So, there's value in those old ass companies that got shafted for memes. The same companies that survived multiple world wars and recessions.

>>24167386
Oil hitting rock bottom is a fairly safe buy because it's bound to go back up within months. Putting money in a really old company with a stock in bad shape for the last 3 years isn't a very wise use of your money. Renault might well thrive for 250 more years, that doesn't make it a good stock to put your money into. Again, better stocks to pick that are actually going up.

>I have a system

>>24167331
Why wait to buy AMD until it's mooning? You'll lose out on a lot of profit then.

>>24166710
>so I need something that doesn't involve video/her being willing.
Duct tape her hands and feet, throw her into your trunk, drive down to Juarez, and sell her to sex slavers. EZ money.

>>24167262
This gif is super cozy. Would love to have a home like that in a place that snows.

Cold chilly nights, warm showers in a small bathroom where the warmth is trapped temorarily. A small kitchen boiling some milk for hot chocolate and to keep you warm right after exiting the shower. An upstairs with a comfy lazy boy chair next to a beautiful Christmas tree lit up with beatiful lights and ornaments. A small lit attic where the belongings are stored, a cozy attic and a place to relax should i get tired hauling things around up there. Finally the bedroom, a few Christmas lights strewn about to give a nice feel to the room, a small computer to unwind with a few fun video games, and then off to bed in thick warm blankets as the cold snow falls upon the house and gentle cold breeze rustles the evergreens outside the home.

GUYS I REALLY WANT TO FINANCIALLY MAKE IT! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD LAND TO BUILD A COZY CABIN WHERE MY PARENTS AND SIBLINGS AND I CAN LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE A COZY LIFE!

>>24167474
I'll lose on daily swaps while I could put my money in stocks that are actually going up right now. I'll buy AMD whenever it starts growing, and I won't cry over missing out on $10 of growth over the next two months.

>>24167543
So you literally just chase whatever FOMO stock is pumping at any given moment? That sounds unpleasant.

>PLTR
>4.41%

>>24167331
I don't hold any, but Daimler looks decent. I don't trust the established manufacturers until they are fully comitted to the change. Some companys might be too stubborn and fuck up the transition.

>>24166710
Use her snatch to make babbies. Get maximum gibs, get a cat and make cringy Youtube videos with her and the kids, put kids to work as early as possible. Invest the proceeds into stonks because stonks only go up.

>>24167559
If CRSR fails to go up in the coming week then you can laugh at me

>>24167577
It's already up 35+% last week alone.

>>24167577
>stock go up lots maybe stock go up more now?

o fuck

futures are blood green

and im holding SQQQ

>>24166466
>FUTURES RED
>WE ARE GOING DOWN EDITION
You lied

>>24167604
In this specific case, yes. You can tell if you understand why it's going up and why it's a unanimous strong buy. It hasn't reached a price at which it could plateau, that would probably be over $60.

Why the fuck does Corsair keep going up? Is it ever gonna stabilize?

>BABA
>XIAOMI

>>24167630
>unanimous strong buy
The price has blown well past all the analyst price targets, for what little those are worth anyways.

Another green week coming up? Shits feeling dangerous right now... I don't get how we haven't burst the bubble yet, and lockdowns are kicking up again. People are starting to stockpile goods, and covids is all people are talking about again. How can we be at ATH in such a stupid fucking scenario?

I sold out on friday, so I'm not too stressed out either way. I just don't understand how a "vaccine" could generate such a economic surge when so many businesses are closing down. Even more so when said vaccine is still a year out, and just riding on media hype.

>>24167661
I've seen $42 as a conservative estimate and over 60 otherwise, so no. Again you'll soon know whether to laugh at me or not.

Dubs and PLTR will hit 20 today so I can sell, then go back down to 18 so I can all in.

Can my 11/27 $25 PLTR calls be saved ?

>>24167350
Why?
What's their business plan? Store near where I live shut down before covid even.
All the shit they sell, you can get online cheaper.

>>24167637
>Xiaomi mooning after earnings

They did the impossible.

GREEN DAY

>>24167694
New consoles or something.

>>24167604
What's the next CRSR bros?

>>24167735
RBLX

>>24167735
DBX

>>24167739
When?

wtf solo is at $11....what to do bros...

>>24167705
Aren't earnings coming tomorrow?

>>24167757
>DBX

>>24167565
basado

>>24167767
A few weeks? idk

Memes aside AirBNB and DoorDash are probably gonna be good too, although as a Yuropoor I know nothing about the latter. And again I'll wait for them to show signs of going up before FOMOing in.

>>24167794
Your're right. Than it's normal. meh

>>24167694
shamelessly cribbed from Stocktwits because this has been discussed to death

>XPEV

>DXY

GAMESTOP UP THREE CENTS PREMARKET ON A VOLUME OF 75 SHARES

>GME

>GREEN

today's gonna be a good day

>BABA finally almost back to what I paid for it on the first dip
Next stop 330 EOY

>BABA

>>24167919
>We were kings, and such.

GEVO finally green again. I hope it won't dump this time.

>BABA
By my calculations we will hit 800 in a month and 2 billion in March
Praise to the line

Xiaomi is only on OTC on the NYSE, or is there a ticker I'm missing?

>SBE
That was a jump.

>>24167907

Jesus Christ, did XPEV steal NIO's soul?

Made a couple hundred bucks on FCEL last week. Should I liquidate half into CRSR?

I guess good news is crab news now

>>24168013
I don't understand either. XPEV is a product of BABA.

Goodmorning fellow Oilchads, another green day at the horizon.

>BABA's CEO cucked and kissed the ring

WE BACK BOYS, $350 EOY

It's only been 42.minutes since the Eurocucks started trading and already MARA has me up 100 dollars.

>bought AAPL, GOOG and MSFT at absolute peaks
>up 62, 28 and 38% respectively
Remember: buy high, sell higher.

>>24168061
Nice

So how risky is buying CIIC today?
I have zero knowledge of SPACs

I was up 115% on blnk and sold at $18 with 30k profits....I feel so fucking SICK now but damn

>>24168116
I bought NIO @ $3.20 and sold @ $7.10

I literally could have paid off my house if I sold two weeks ago

>>24168149
anon I had around 10k bitcoins from mining and bought drugs with them

>>24168176
>>24168149
I bought a Nexus 7 with DOGE profits in 2013.
40k tablet fml.

>>24167121
Renault is the big dog of EV in Europe. Glad someone finally took noticed. Kudos anon.

>>24168176
>I lost out on a bunch of money because I'm a despicable drug addict
serves you right

>>24168076
>Selling
Never

>>24168234
nah, that was LSD and some shrooms.

>>24168176
wow youd be a millionaire. did you save any of them at all?

Are you all into crypto then? My papa has been bugging me to look into it and see how to profit from it but I'm not sure where to even begin

>>24168116
>>24168149
>>24168176
>>24168213
there are always more opportunities guys. we all could be millionaires if we had done something different

>>24168259
I'm not, I don't care for zero-sum games

>>24168269
The stock market is a zero-sum game, moron.

I have 30 shares of SBE fuck i should've bought more i would already be rich right now

>>24167709
The consoles they didn't make enough of and have trouble delivering?

>>24167816
Thanks for the info dump.
Seems very optimistic.
Even if they sell discs. Why buy them in their remaining stores or on their future (when?) website? Why not just use Amazon like for everything else?
The PC parts pivot sounds interesting though if they can pull it off.
I guess I can buy a couple of shares and dump early or something.

>>24168277
>investing is a zero-sum game
>the whole economy is a zero-sum game
hahaha no, and you're an idiot for thinking that

>>24168259
this is /smg/, fuck off to literally anywhere else on the board, go tell your papa he's a faggot

>>24168295
Trading stocks is a zero-sum game you imbecile. In order for you to win, someone else has to lose. Unless you're exclusively participating in private placements.

>>24167739
>Roblox's ticker isn't OOF
And here I was ready to buy in. What a fucking sham.

Anyone that isn't a brainlet like myself that can tell me why GE is poompin' over the last month?

>>24168306
Please don't be mean to me ;<

>>24168347
Dear Anon. Would you please consider going to the appropriate thread for your question? Much appreciated! Yours faithfully, anon.

>>24168394
Sure thing, my bad. I'll kindly stay on topic in this one from now on <3

Green ID for dow 30k this week

>>24168310
He doesn't know what a zero sum is. I'm pretty sure he just means "line no go up fast". Basically the retarded version of "well I lost money when I bought crypto." He's functionally retarded.

CRSR mooning

>>24168469
>>24168310
Value is created in the stock market actual dollars aren't so in a way your both right. Dollars are not as important as value in the end though. When it comes to value the stock market is not a zero sum game.

>>24168526
One my guiding principles is that I only invest in companies or products I absolutely despise. I hate RGB gaming garbage with a passion, not sure why I missed out on this one.

If this keeps going baba will open at 280

Question: Which is better to maximize profits, sell to a stable coin like tether and buy again, or crypto to crypto? i've read that stacking btc is the best but it's counter intuitive because both go down almost simultaneously. if someone can clarify it for me i'll appreciate it. thanks

>>24168561
Hi anon. Please read these two posts
>>24168306
>>24168394

>>24168561
fuck off and die nigger

>>24168259
Crypto is a highly manipulated cyclical pump and dump

It's fine for swing trading, don't see it as anything more and you can be okay

We don't discuss crypto in /smg/ because the board is already saturated with *coin threads

>>24168561
Fuck off. Thanks.

>>24168561
I recommend buying poopoocoin and then flipping it into peepeecoin while waiting for beniscoin to come down for it's current moonshot, baginacoin is another good pick

>>24166801
Why would she need you? Once you'd set it up she can just keep it going by herself, dump your ass so she gets 100% of the returns and ride the cockcarousel of her choice.

>>24168543
*you're

PLTR chads how are we looking today?

>>24166595
Hell yeah bro I see you! Too bad the pink sheet doesn't open till 7 or whatever. I'm gonna have to install an app and do it from work if it fails.
That bid/ask spread though, fuck me

>>24166466
Will tesla open over 500? Also what is the next workhorse or big break out stock that’s cheap right now?

>>24166668
They're perfect because they can't be ruined by reality.

I don't day trade whatsoever but man am I happy that it's Monday and the stock market will open. I was bored out of my mind.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shit sucks bros I fucked up my car and maybe some of my body

was on my way to romance for the first time in many years, now I'm not sure. Some of my body parts hurt.

>>24168845
close all your positions so that you can afford to see a doctor

>>24168807
>he faps to som guy's drawings
>he lets a guy make him coom
yeah pretty gay desu

Is AMD gonna dump a little before it's seemingly incoming climb?

Or will it refuse to climb for eternity regardless

>>24168897
snibbidy snab

>>24168811
the weekend sucks

>>24168897
it's crabbing and it will keep on crabbing for a while, probably

>>24166620
Yes hopefully. Should I short? I've never shorted. A man say: never bet against me!!

Anybody have any experience with pink stocks?
I've bought OTC through my brokerage before but this... this, seems like something else entirely. Imma bout to commit 200 on some meme shit

>>24168874
I just really like tomboys but sadly they're extremely rare irl.

>BABA
ALHAMDULILLAH

this is the last time I will be shilling xiaomi
if you're not balls deep in that stock I cant help you

>>24168966
I know some irl but they're lesbians, so that doesn't work

>>24168897
Everybody is transitioning to value. INTC is going to gradually but steadily climb while AMD crabs unless any news changes. But if news breaks I'm betting it will break for INTC because they've been allowing AMD and Taiwan Semiconductor to control the news cycle while they buy back their own stock.

>>24168984
Yeah that's the issue man, they keep getting brainwashed.

>>24166845

>>24168859
I have a PPO?
And the car is insured thiugh fuck this sucks bro

she's expecting me to pick her up and take her on an adventure for the long thanksgiving weekend. The car is going to blow out my asshole, and now my wrist won't be able to support my weight.

How am I supposed to be fun and make a good impression like that?

>>24168966
checked
somtimes a cute girl with a pixie cut is good enough for me, but obviously less than ideal

>>24168983
this is the first time I've seen it shilled?
I only have a little exposure through CHIK or CQQQ

>>24168983
what is the ticker for xiaomi? i'm only getting huami?

xiaomi is a chinese company that i think actually produces quality

>>24168983
this logo, guise, it reminds me of something

Whats /biz/ easiest play of the week?
looking for a nice option play

my ideas so far:
short WTI OIL?
long CRSR?
short SP500? long SP500?
short EUR/USD if it doesnt break 1.20?

MARAuders REPORT THE FUCK IN
7%+ in premarket

>>24169042
>long CRSR?
yes
>short SP500? long SP500?
idk because it's not really moving, for today I'd say long but it's risky, I wouldn't go for it.

CRSR is bound for a correction. It has been climbing too much in the past weeks

>>24169034
>>24168983
Same, can't find the right ticker myself either
>>24168966
Tomboys a plenty exist, they just aren't caricatures like they are in anime (because life is not an anime).

>>24169075
>under most people/analyst's radar
>most brokers don't even offer it
>fresh stock having its initial growth
more people are gonna FOMO in not even this week but later when they both hear about it for the first time and their broker allows it. Start worrying when ASMR girls and Twitter niggers start talking about being bullish for CRSR.

>>24169075
Hopefuly so I can get back in. I have seller's regret.

Dubs I call out of work... trips I quit my job forever

>>24169121
>I need a stock that keeps going up to go down before I can buy it
>it's doing too well, I need it to start doing poorly so I can be more confident about it doing well
if you think about it that's not logical, you're not gonna get it anywhere near the price you sold it for, and waiting for it to do poorly isn't a good plan

>>24168526
too late to FOMO? realistically what the fuck is the ceiling on this shitstock

>>24169160
take a sabbatical on me

>>24166966
Why the fuck would you make such big moves with most of your money?
I don't understand, but here I am now with 80% of my net in the game lol

>>24167035
I can tell that you're right after a few annoying RH experiences. There has to be a more streamlined way to make these moves

>>24169174
Given that the last 3 days look like this I'd say the ceiling isn't near quite yet.

>>24169174
I don't think so. Logitech is at ~2x what Corsair is right now, and I see no reason why they wouldn't be valued somewhat close. I'd say get in today, as it's mooning people are going to be scooping it up. It's a new week, another tech company and another pump. I would watch it this week, but buying this morning would be a solid bet.

>>24167023
>>24167035
true, you can't trade options on robinhood, i use it and i pretty much only long because fast trading is nearly impossible on it

>>24169160
Take my digits, anon!

>>24169263
any idea when HEAR will pick up? will it ever?

>>24167604
that looks healthy

I like how PLTR is behaving.

>>24169287
Honestly, unless they come out with something revolutionary, I doubt it. I haven't bought a turtle beach headset in 12 years or so. I don't even know if they make any other peripherals and that right there is enough for me to think they're not making any moves.

>>24168966
I met a hot tomboy three weeks before I graduated from college. She's graduating in May of this year and I'm thinking of breaking it off with current gf to be with her. She's joining the Navy and DAMN I really like her. She's also into me and has no idea I have a gf (oops). I feel bad, but damn if she isn't fucking awesome.

>>24169348
>She's joining the Navy
yeah I'm sure she'll be 100% faithful lmao

>>24168874
>he faps to some guys grown up seed

>>24169383
>half of her ancestors are male
damn I didn't think about that, that is pretty gay

>>24169377
who cares?
you think if he finds a retail slave she'll be different?

>>24169404
You're right but enlisted women are on another level.

>>24169160
hehe monke

>>24169404
>girl on a ship for 6 months away from you vs girl that live 30 minutes away

yes

>>24169343
They are supposedly undervalued, but I get what you are saying.

>GME premarket volume 156
>156

>>24169377
who says I have to be?

>>24166537
please god let this happen

>>24169466
>being a degenerate
disgusting, dubs and you catch HPV-16 and contract penile cancer

Are these way too deep in the money to sell? I’m kind of bad with options

>>24169160
kek I got written up last week for calling out

You fags actually think PLTR will take off in some years?

>>24169404
>you think if he finds a retail slave she'll be different?
Yes. Retail slaves are surrounded by women. Military is more than 10 males to 1 female. She'll be getting more attention and her inflated sense of sexual value is drastically increased encouraging hypergamy.

Guys rona will get even worse since they can vaccinnate only 50 mln people in near future. So its feasible to wait another 3 months before going in for cheapies. R-right ?

>>24169404
Lol, talk to one of your friends from high school that joined literally any service and ask them about enlisted women. Think about how normal women act when dealing with promotions. Now think that x10 because the entire military is based off promotions.
>>24169441
Undervalued according to whom and for what reason?

>>24169493
>less than a month expiry
>+658%
you should probably sell soon lel

>>24169493
newfag that doesn’t understand options has made these kinda gains, be very cautious anons

>>24169540
I want to wait to buy Exxon(XOM) around 30$ and live off divvies

>>24169547
Why? What if it keeps going up lol

>>24169540
>Guys rona will get even worse
You have to except the fact that either rapid testing is faulty and the virus numbers are fake (they are), or influenza has been eradicated.

>>24169540
there's always something going up, stop trying to get cheapies, buy high and sell higher. But yeah I wouldn't be surprised if in 3 months NASDAQ was still crabbing around 12,000.

>>24169559
I just bought and held since it kept going up. I don’t see how it will be easy to sell contracts that are so far past the strike is what I’m trying to say.

>>24169492
reroll for this

>Vaccine only 70% effective
OH NO AZN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>24169566
What if it goes down? No one ever went broke taking profits anon. But we're not your parents and it's your money. Do what you want.

>>24169493
Oh god. why wouldn't you sell?

>>24169588
based, RIP to anon's benis

>>24166838
>>24166692
This is why it's actually SMART to buy PLTR. Because nobody can sell. The moment you buy, they have data on you, and if you sell then well...

>Why will the next 6 months be extremely bullish for Europe?
Portugal will have the Presidency of the Council of the European Union.

>Shouldn't that be an extremely bearish sign?
Portugal is run by the most inept, corrupt and incompetend politicians who can't fix problems or plan ahead, with one single exception: when the foreigners are watching. Sure, the Presidency of the Council is more of a show position than anything else, however, the portuguese PM is a EUboo who dreams of being called up for some high up EU job. This summed with the portuguese ability to organize events and solve problems perfectly when the foreigners are watching will mean that our government will go into overdrive.
I predict that our government will solve the funds problem, the disagreements with Poland and Hungary, the Turkish issue, world hunger and maybe even get a man on Mars by May 2021.

EU economy to the moon.

>>24169597
Cause I always get mad for selling too early. Maybe I’ll sell this week but it might go up even more...

>>24169569
Isnt rona just starting for real tho do you think its priced in already ?

>>24169508
PLTR is taking off in a few hours.

>European countries to start vaccinations in December

absolutely bullish

>>24169492
nah, shes also not going on a boat. She's being permanently stationed in San Diego as a nuclear engineer. So yeah, id just move there.

>>24169493
Even if I try and sell these will anyone even buy?

>>24169649
No dude, it really is just the flu this time.

>>24169545
nasdaq analyst has it at 28 bucks and it's 18 but i can't really say why except they have been turning a profit, it's why i'm asking on here. i wonder what the deal is with them, they will grow because their finances look good but i'm not sure why they might shoot up like that

>>24169685
Yeah but all the faggots dont realize this and muh GDP is down alot

Just end this fucking virus already, I want to travel.

70 % up on CRSR. When do I sell? 100%?

>>24169671
look at the open interest and volume on them that's how you can tell if anyone will buy them
not now, when market opens, volume will be 0 right now because nothing's trading yet

>>24169628
Not if you keep importing niggers and radical Muslims. The EU will collapse if France is an example

>>24169705

GDP will recover in 2021 but we're not back to normal, we are back to normal GDP with INSANE amounts of stimulus to back the economy up.
Corona is completely insignificant and priced in.

>>24169723
Target was closer to 65 I believe

>>24169712
The objective is to luck you up in communist hell. They don't want you "traveling" away. The "virus" is here to stay.

>>24169723
sell now. The grief of missing out on 30% is less painful then being up 70% and selling when you're only up 40%.

Missing out on +30% is better than losing 30%

>>24169738
What happens if nobody wants to buy them? Then what?

SOLO's boom is healthy. They are selling a product that nobody will buy. The idea is fine on paper, but what investors aren't understanding is that it's not car it's a BIKE. You need a bike license to drive it. You cannot drive it with a standard license. You must follow all motorcycle laws while driving it. It's going to fail. Hard.

>>24169771
This

>want to buy AstraZeneca because their ticker is AZN
my yellow fever is killing me

>>24169723
Sell half of it.

>>24169811

you should do it, it's a great company and a perfectly sound investment at this valuation.

>>24166466
We're going down.

>>24169493
Bait

>>24169775
Can somebody explain to me? What if I can’t sell my calls because nobody wants to pay that much for them?

>>24169784

>SOLOs boom is healthy
no
>They are selling a product..
they don't have a product, they have a prototype
>the idea is fine on paper
no
>it's going to fail. HARD.
yes

>>24169849
I'm telling timberrrrrr.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>24169847
ikr, I hope it dumps at opening because muh 70% rate vaccine

>>24169867
Same thing that happens if no one buys any of your stocks. They're worthless. They're only worth as much as someone is willing to pay for them. You've got plenty of time, so just put the fucking order up and wait. Jesus dude, you waiver like a woman.

>>24169867
>What if I can’t sell my calls because nobody wants to pay that much for them?

What the fuck do you think happens?

>>24169903
I don’t know.... my options can’t expire worthless If I’m so deep in the money

>>24169811
based and yellowpilled

>>24169723
When it slows down. Right now you'd be selling in the middle of the big pump. At least wait another week.

>>24169771
if you're in the green all the while you really shouldn't wait until it goes down 18% from the top. The appeal of CRSR is that it's mooning, when it slows down or starts crabbing start dumping it.

>>24169939
If nobody buys them they're worth $0.

>>24169590
70% is fine to achieve herd immunity

>>24169939
Lol, you sound pretty sure of yourself. Go ahead and let the bet ride then.

>>24170006
>everyone's gonna take it
lol That vaccine is pretty worthless with those numbers.

Oh shit TSM ~97.5 in premarket up $2 from close, too late for cheapies

best site for accurate premarket data?

>>24170006
it's 70% on the current strain that will be dead and gone within 2 months

>>24170098
/smg/

20 Cent down on PLTR.

>>24170098
I use https://thestockmarketwatch.com/stock/premarketQuote.aspx?stock=CRSR and https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/crsr/pre-market

Hi guy I'm new here, how do I bitcoin as my friend said I can easily double my money

>>24170156
pee pee poo poo

>>24170156
just put all your savings in bitcoin and wait until it reaches $40,000 also fuck off

>>24170156
dont do crypto if you know literally nothing mate. Just join robinhood. But this is probably just a bait, in which case get a hobby.

G8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>GME

>>24169878
Did we shift timelines to the one where FAGMAN all get broken up?

Stop wasting your time on non-profitable platforms. Check Pteria, make profit with investment

> DAO that can change the game industry forever with blockchain solutions (Wallem partnership)
> High API (more than 24%/ rewards from staking 2% monthly)
> High token liquidity because of limited max supply (7.2M tokens) and token burn (1% of total supply in less than 2 weeks)

> pteria.org
> t.me/pteria

PTERIA has rising stat (10% for a day) and listed on 5 exchanges: Uniswap, AEX, Balancer, Bilaxy, BitAsset

>>24170188
what about it

>>24168576
Elaborate your argument, it could be argued that the market is cyclical pump and dump with an overall upward trend...much like crypto

What's an optec suicide stack look like?

>>24170249
fuck off crypto cuck

>>24170200
I'm going to try and help you out with your key logger. Don't use cyrillic in your name dumb ass, it let's them know we're fucking Russian. Jesus, Sergei quit fucking things up for us. This is "um yes sirs please to be believing in this data here" poo tier.

>>24170283
Ya you’re retarded, have a nice day fag

>>24170127
cheers, ive noticed tradingview doesnt give very accurate data

Premarket PLTR crabbing between 18.68-18.8
Think it will dip after opening or keep the rythm?

>>24169811
あれは男だよ

>>24170249
The market and real estate is just 75 million boomers, via their fund manager, moving money from one pump and dump to the next

2000 spy
AAAAAA GET OUT
pumps housing 2008
AAAAAAA GET OUT
pumps stocks again
December of this year - AAAAAAA GET OUT
you can see real estate already starting to pump a bit, but I’m not sure there will be any buyers off the boomers this time

>>24170200
fucking russian nigger neck yourself

>>24170344
It's going to reach 19.5 in the first 20 minutes easy

UAL, AAL or DAL

what's your preferred airline for a buy and hold?

>>24170414
AAL because americans are dumb

I panic sold PLTR on Friday

>>24170357
n3 at best. keep practicing!

>wake up at 6 in the morning, 8 hours ago
>brew myself some coffee
>work out, wash, breakfast
>read news, do some remote work for my day job
>about to have lunch and a second coffee
>enter the sealed balcony that acts as my kitchen
>its a fucking sauna
>i forgot to turn off the hot plate on the oven

REEEEEEEEE i must've lost SEVERAL DOLLARS of electricity for no fucking reason reee REEEEEEEE
Stonks better be green today or I will be very pissed!

>>24170436
I panic sold it just now for 250 profit

>>24170380
No way.
It's down 18.62-18.66 now with higher buy volume ratio.
I'm not buying at opening, waiting to see how it evolves.

>>24170414
honestly it feels a bit premature to get into airlines right now. Unless you want to hold for a year without even checking every day, then just buy all 3 and some other ones too.

>>24170462
>>24170436
why would you not just hold long term? what is there to panic about?

>>24170357
なるほどね

>>24170357
are wa ?? da yo
What do these runes mean?

>>24170006
The other vaccines ate 90% and 95%.

>>24170500
男 means 'the pleasure of being cummed inside'

>>24170483
>long term holding

BORING

>>24170458
>electric oven
>frugal
pick one

>>24170500
It's actually made from 2 runes.
The top, 田, means rice field.
The bottom, 力, means power or ability.
So basically, it's a farm girl.

Any anons with positions in TLS? Is this the next pltr?

Anyone buying calls for SQQQ 11/27

>>24170436
I bought the dip every time it was under $10.00, and accumulated around 600 shares, then sold about half at $15 when we first hit it, and then the rest in the mid $16s as it was going down from its initial peak.
Expected it would drop to $10-$12 again so I can load up, but it never did. At least not yet, ehehhehehAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>24170519
Cooking is always frugal, buying bags of rice, beans and potatoes and making your own meals is a solid cash trickle in the form of savings.

>>24170512
>as an alternative to boredom, I choose to be panicked

>>24170545
1/15 TQQQ puts

>>24170458
Lol what third world do you live in where a few hours worth of energy costs multiple dollars? I only pay like $27 for an entire month.

>>24170524
>>24170512
Usotski. Google translate says that the sentence means, "that's a man."

>>24170561
electric ovens and stovetops are among the most wasteful appliances you can own

>>24170357
>ID inn penor
>That's a man
yup I'm thinking based

>>24170533
I can't even find it on my broker.

>>24167682
Im with you on CRSR anon. I definitely think it has steam to 60. We climbed really fast last week because people finally started to buy in. The naysayers will either miss out on major gains or FOMO in at the top. Let them be poor.

>>24170580
>Google translate
ngmi

>>24170509

>>24170581
no, fuck off, im saving

>>24170603
based, I was gonna practice longer before playing with real money but the FOMO is too strong, I have to get in today. That's why I'm posting so much today, it's the big day, babby's first FOMO.

>>24170680
>>24170680
new
>>24170680
>>24170680

>>24170156
>Hi guy I'm new here, how do I bitcoin as my friend said I can easily double my money
There's the sell signal

>>24169493
>>24169493
i bet you wish you went all in on those. when did you buy?

>>24169493
>>24169671
thats why you shoudl stick to high liquid options like SPY or AAPL if you want to play the options game. people forget that you need a buyer and buy up options in literal who companies that nobody trades options on

>>24169867
theyre worthless. reminder that sometimes on these stocks you see crazy options prices and its not reflective of the actual value bcause nobody is buying them. they are just jacked up on prices because other sellers of the calls have set high asking prices. im not saying that applies to yours since i dont know how the volume is but this is generallly why i only buy high volume calls and puts. if it has less than 5,000 volume i dont trade it because i dont want to wait days to cash out of a position