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>missed all trains
>1000$ willing to invest
>currently no job

Were to even start?
All in, in BTC and shit my pants that I'll miss the peak?
Wait till the next crash so i could buy atleast one 8th of a BTC, hell even a 10th and 2x my portfolio once 2-3 years? I really don't want to gamble on shit coins and wait for the holy 100x.
inb4 kys faggot. really curious about veteran advice.

>> No.24158578

>>24158560
Pull on your cock until it’s long enough to put the tip in your butthole and then pee in it.

>> No.24158725

>>24158560
All in on esrdl anon it's the next train

>> No.24158763

>>24158560
Poor AND stupid

>> No.24158790

>>24158560
yes. put 1k into bitcoin while you have no job. that’s what I would do if i was you op reddit stupid fucking nigger

>> No.24158797
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24158797

>>24158560
get a little bit of eth and mess with dapps like resolve.money to learn crypto and get a little bit of this tokensets.com/portfolio/dpi so you don't miss any easy 100x

>> No.24158822

>>24158560
buy eth, it will probably double next week
just wait out tonight to make sure BTC daily candle doesn't close below 17.6k before you make any moves

>> No.24158858

>>24158560
>currently no job
get good at leveraged trading

>> No.24158906

>>24158560

You want high yield passive income like Orion Protocol.

>> No.24158922

>>24158560
Ethereum you cuck

>> No.24158944

>>24158560
invest in xrp or become a skilled criminal and enjoy the ride while it lasts.

>> No.24158972

>>24158560
>>24158586
>>24158765

>> No.24159016

>>24158560
>missed all trains

bro ALTS are like 75% down from recent ATH's. you think they won't break them? this is nothing. also, shit like Bonded Finance just launched and is barely a $10M marketcap.

we haven't even begun.

>> No.24159027

>>24158560
CP3R just stake all the other coins are too tied up to each other and stagnating again already you have to go for something new

>> No.24159034

>>24158560
Have you considered not being poor?

>> No.24159038

>>24158790
>>24158858
Guess I'll come back when I find one.
>>24158797
>>24158822
Guess there's no way around investing in the middle of the run and hoping I don't fuck up, or plaing with shitcoin, well wish me luck.
>>24158972
thx.

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>>24158944
Why not both? I wanna commit crimes after moon.

>> No.24159463

eRSDL. my bags are loaded almost to 2mil, get in before the pump to 0.075

>> No.24159544

>>24158560
>Image search result: no matches
uuuh... sauce OP?

>> No.24159562

Op what’s the sauce? I’m addicted to red heads and need more of her in this set

>> No.24159698

>>24159544
>>24159562
tineye

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24159803

>>24159544
https://zhizhikina.pro/portrety

>> No.24160000
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24160000

>>24158560
BOOBA

>> No.24160031

Kill yourself.

>> No.24160055

just lurk here for a few months and do research, literally five days ago we had the holy shit coin of $SFI come in and blow the fuck out of /biz/ for 48 hours. Unicorns happen and will happen in 2021 as the bull run begins. The most important thing you can do is to acculumate knowledge so you know which ones to buy when they present themselves

I bought 50 at $100 each and sold them at $850.

It happens, just be patient.

>> No.24160256

>>24159803
thanks Ivan

>> No.24160259

Find some shitcoin that's trading for pennies, get a bunch of friends to buy into it with you and all hype it up on places like /biz/ and Crypto discords and sell it for 5-10x profit when the retards who want to get rich quick without doing any work start buying it up.

>> No.24160291

>>24158560
THAT'S A MAN.

>> No.24160314

Create a uniswap scam like most bizjeets do to make eth.

>> No.24160381

>>24158560
Penguin party fish token...

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24160576

>>24158560
>>24159027
this get in on CP3R anon

>> No.24161037

>>24158560
we were all poor fags like 3 years ago; what have you been doing the last 3 years you braindead mongoloid

>> No.24161650

>>24159038
easy to tell you're a faggot because you say 'thx'

>> No.24161661

Sauce

>> No.24162687
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>> No.24162839

>>24158578
WHAT! haha fuck this is outrageous! I like you, you're funny.

>> No.24163755

sav3, buidl, aave. pick one

>> No.24163936

>>24158560
there's still Margin trading, Binance allows you to borrow 10x of what you have with minimal Interest/hour.
Imagine you got 1k, do margin, suddnely have 10k, place it early in a good bullrun, reap in 10% profit = 1k, repay margin, enjoy your additional 1k. Now if you repeat that with your 2k you gonna trade with 20k, 10% means 2k profit etcetc. Rinse and repeat
Bitmex offers even a 100x Margin, but I don't have the balls to do that kek.

>> No.24164033

>>24158560
DMG is probably your best shot. Project that is essentially going to bring real estate and real world assets to the blockchain. This is one reason I was so bullish on LINK in 2017. I still hold mainly LINK, but if you only have $1000 to go all in with, DMG might be the best bet.

>> No.24164248

>>24164033
always look at it, seems like a great project, but can't understand why hasn't dmg done more

>> No.24165087

OCTO, check it out

>> No.24165138

>>24158560
Obviously, the only solution is to buy $FAG

>> No.24165155

>>24158560
Start by getting a job.