/biz/ - Business & Finance

get back on your plantation PLTR losers

that shits for george soros blm niggers

Why yes I did make $80 trading crypto over the weekend to get my dopamine fix while the stock market was closed. How could you tell?

>>24152859
What do you think based cohen drives?

Picking up from last thread with a question--what ever happened to all the talk here about tankers? Did those anons genuinely make a mistake? Is now a better time to buy in, or should I steer clear?

>>24152838
how does every general have that new thread post at the very end of the bump limit? just wondering if its automatic or someone is just there waiting

discord link?

Lads I bought this chinkshit anticipating a poomp from earnnings and then again pre-NIOday but the poomp has poomped too fast and too hard and I want to sell but I still feel like this shit is gonna pump hard early January... question is will it dump before that?

>>24152888
prob a prius

>>24152859
Who stills holds GME?

http://www.strawpoll.me/35192951

>>24152908
it's a bot, same thing happens in /vg/

You know what it is though, it's a bunch of bull trader stuff going on. This bull trading is a very bad market

>>24152908

>>24152873
if ur pick crabs while everything doubles, you lost money even if u didnt sell at a loss

Guys I really hate kikes

Dah

Doomp it

Bak toov verk

>>24153014
Cool it with antisemitic remarks. Without our greatest allies we wouldn't be able to make it.

>>24152887
Yeah there were some really easy swings in Litecoin that I traded. Going to start leaving more money aside for weekends.

>>24151048
>must be nice

as an educated straight white man, i see it as my moral duty to take advantage of the free gibbs for as long as possible while living with my parents and making money on the side trading stocks. using the time off both to improve my skills/knowledge, pursue my creative passions (especially in music), relax, and especially improve my health (went from 240lbs to under 200 already this year and counting, and actually got into eating vegetables finally. steamed broccoli with spreadable cheddar cheese is highly recommended). the gap in my resume is no problem because i can just say it was due to covid, lots of people are out of work so no one will question that shit in the future. im hoping to get 1-2 years off out of this shit.

they never give the white man gibbs so this is likely the only time in my life i'll get to do this until i get enough money saved to retire. once i go back to work that's it, i'll be working 40 hours a week until i retire, for probably at least a decade or two more. i could go get another job right now fairly easily if i wanted to, but i won't. im taking full advantage, everyone else does and now i finally get my one chance, so fuck 'em. can't stress enough how i see this as literally the one single time i'll ever be able to do this, get paid by the govt to experience the retired life early, and get healthy af at the same time. livin' the dream. it's a moral imperative, a pandemic is literally a once in a lifetime (century) event.

>>24152918
I want to know too

please tell me tomorrows gonna be green bros or im fucked

BUY ROLLS ROYCE FOR EASY GAINS

>>24153009

Fake and gay and horrible advice

$1 realized profit is better than $100 unrealized.

Making 3% instead of 5% doesnt mean you lost money. Your mindset is reckless and you are not gonna make it

>>24153126
Idk fren but im like 60% cash after several positions were closed on friday.

>>24153126
u r fucked regardless

>>24153066
Without kikes no one would have to be concerned with making it because we'd already be there

>>24152918
Nio will reach 200$ in less than 5 years. Selling for a quick gain is literally retarded unless you know something that will moon even harder

>>24152887
Is it a 30% tax on crypto scalping too since its a capital gain?

I have bitcoin, lite coin and Stellar Lumens.

I'm just going to hold indefinitely desu

>>24153126
Probably another le vaccine pomp, but we'll see what the market wants in less than 2 hrs.

>>24153186
>paying taxes
Ishygddt

>>24153188
>le vaccine pomp
Anyone find it fishy that they seem to keep timing it for every time the majority of the market starts trending down or crabbing?

>>24153188
Nah there was good vaccine news on Friday, market doesn't give a fuck anymore.

wtf is going on in the markets, bros? If it were a sell off volatility would be high but it isn't. Also seems like a real Crypt/bond flight is going on atm.

>>24152908
(You)

>>24153217
I've had 3 bitcoins i bought for $180 like a decade ago. 1 lite coin and 1000 stellar lumens i bought like 2-3 years ago.

I've never sold. Just diamond handing it until I can buy a lambo

>>24153182
You think NIO will be a 216b market cap company? I think NIO is good longterm as well but I'm not so sure about that one chief

>>24153287
Unless you live in some cuck country like Germany where you pay taxes on unrealized gains, you’re fine

>>24153229
Its all a fucking game. A pullback in the market right now would be bullish as fuck. Rocketed so high so fast. The longer it stays up like this, the more fearful I get. Just means the rugpull is gonna hurt if it does happen.

>>24153243
Was the regeneron shit released on Friday or over the weekend?

>>24152884
Soros sold you smoothbrain nigger.

redpill me on the vaccine.

>>24153096
That's pretty based. I however woke up, played vidya, fapped, ate a 16" sub, watched football, fapped again, and am now playing vidya. Basically the perfect day. Fuck short productive days, long hedonism.

stonks are gonna poomp tomorrow I can feel it in my middle testicle

>>24153342
its was the pfizer 95% bullshit

>>24153287
and then there are retards buying eth and btc at top lmao. look for some defi gems like allianceblock
They've partnered with chainlink recently
Check ellio trades vid asap and you will get to know about its potential.

OPTI is literally going to 1000x over the next year. Rovers(Air sanitizers) are already being used in California schools and are going to be used all over America through partnerships and possibly even mandated as part of reopening, since it's top of the line and quiet enough to use in the classroom. This isn't taking into account hospitals/nursing homes/daycares/factories/etc. etc.

iWand is already getting tons of partnerships through hospitals. Now Dr Drew is going to get direct to consumer / retail bolstered. This is in addition to several billboards going up to promote these products.

The $2bn contract is NOT priced in. The $5m+ patents are NOT priced in yet. These will show up on the next income statement/balance sheet in a little over 1 month. OPTI will go parabolic at this point because anyone using a screener to find value OR growth companies will come across this gem. The contract is worth over 250x the valuation of OPTI. The patents are nearly worth more than the valuation as well.

They're also in the process of uplisting to more OTC and eventually NASDAQ. If this was available on robinhood today, it would be a $10bn company, that'd be a 200000% increase.

It's cheap enough to put a little in and at least get your dick wet. Don't miss out

New vaccine tomorrow 98% effective. Screencap this post.

>>24153422
Anon wrong thread

>>24153186
Not sure what your capital gains taxes are like, I'm not a burger. I generally don't like talking about crypto too much in these threads cause it makes people seethe, but consider throwing a btc at xrp.

>>24153384
peak reddit. I still visit wsb tho.

>>24153424
1 post by this ID

>>24153424
Fuck off scammer

>>24153384
8 hours of work, 8 hours of leisure, 8 hours of sleep, anon. the founding fathers already had this shit figured out. leisure is great but unfulfilling. the reason why seeking early retirement is important is not because you get to do nothing all day, but because you get to do what you actually want to do instead. moderation in all things, anon.

>>24153424
>It's cheap enough to put a little in and at least get your dick wet. Don't miss out

Could be said about every pennystock. Just not worth my time.

>>24153422
albt surely does looks damn bullish
even ellio trade check on it lmao
i'm hodling some. lets see what happens

>>24153520
I just want to make enough so I can go back to drinking myself to death and not have to worry about getting upset about it, at least in my immediate vicinity

>>24153622
*worry bout other people getting upset

>>24153473
WSB is fine if you don't have a reddit account and you just surf the front page for like a half hour every day or two. you're only a faggot if you actually participate in that shit.

>>24153520
Honestly if it wasn't for wage cucking I probably would be dead from alcoholism already. Wagecucking is good for people like me who have no goals, no ambition, no passion.

Fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck bears, and, above all, fuck 3D roasties

>>24153424
lmao what a fucking retard shiller

>>24153424
Anyone got a screencap of PI anon whose PI revealed it as a scam?

>>24153622
>>24153652
drinking yourself to death isn't great, anons. i lived that lifestyle for years in college. eventually you realize you feel like shit most of the time and get a small reprieve when drinking, but then you pay for it every morning after. took me 2 whole years to get over the panic disorder that ensued when i quit, too. eventually you'll realize it's way better to be healthy and feel good most of the time and feel shitty infrequently instead.

i drink coffee in the morning and vape weed at night, it's a much better way to live. find a creative pursuit you can become passionate about and thank me later, im a musician myself.

>>24153151
ya man! keep micromanaging your portfolio into shitty picks while SPY outperforms you
nice +10% gains while even boomer mutual funds have double your gains since they just dump money into SPY

opportunity cost is a real thing

Any youtubers that are not shit?

>>24153562
Good Goy, don't take advantage of the OTC gains because of the "all penny stocks are garbage" meme.

(This post is not an endorsement of OPTI, fuck that garbage.)

>>24153722
No but I saved the post

OPTI scam
>>24129613

>>24153785
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>>24153764
>Hur dur just buy my etf goyim! Don’t try to be better than average! Just accept mediocre 7% gains for the rest of your life!
I hate Jews

search for ellio trades. he making some quality crypto content without shilling like a retard.

>>24153785
the only "stocks" youtuber i frequent is the GME circlejerk one because an actual hedge fund manager (the small DOMO capital one) and other whales drop by often to share their DD

>>24153833
oh no lol i'm not advocating for ETFs but it's pretty sad if someone's picking out individual stocks and ends up doing worse than SPY anyways, like what's the point?

HOLY SHIT TRUMP JUST WON RE-ELECTION MAGA KAG

HE FUCKING WON RE-ELECITON OH MY GOD HOLYS HIT GET IN HEREEE MAGA

Recommend me long call ideas, preferably low iv.

>>24153826
All I need.
>>24153848
Still can't wrap my head around GME actually being a good stock. Made a 90% already, might as well fomo in again.

>>24153826
>baba is chink shit

chink shit that will pump.

we bullish or bearish for SPY next week?

>>24153900
Imagine believing this

>>24153925

CLF

TRUMP JUST WON REELECTION STONKS TO THE MOOOON

>>24153761
I'm working on it. I'm starting to get tired of waking up feeling like shit and never getting quality sleep.

>>24153882
The best investing strategy is some sort of S&P or broad market etf as your primary holding, maybe 10-50%, and then the rest into 5-10 individual stocks that will outperform the spy. Anything else is cucked and hates money

>>24153925
SOLO 2023 $4 call

>>24153947

>>24153339
Crypto is tax free in Germany after you've held for one year
Also tax free on gains under €600

You're all buying, right?

>>24153934
Bobo's coming
[Adagio for Strings intensifies]

>>24153947
>>24153900
Stop with this larp bullshit, anyone can go to /pol/ and see that it's not on fire.

>>24153677
Its probably the ceo. PI anon, iirc, discovered that the ceo shills his own stock

>>24153764
>implying sector rotation isn't already killing your ETF
Nice bait though

>>24153934
BABA only goes up.
That's all that matters this week

trump won. yall need to dilate

>>24154103
My only regret is not buying more.

>trump won. yall need to dilate

>>24154144
Plenty of room

>>24154018
More like SOLO $4 puts

>>24154173
How many shares do I need to buy a gookfu?

>>24153764
2x - 5x gains on my choices while Spy hasnt even 2x since march....why are you here if ur strat is literally buying etfs and not doing anything else to get rich earlier.

>>24152888
A SOLO

>>24154166
youll be crying in december

>youll be crying in december

>>24154016
>5-10 individual stocks
reude that to 2-3 and I'll agree with out, and maybe the 3rd pick is the ETF to dump your leftover money into you're not sure about yet

what's the point of following like 5-10 picks? like are you seriously going to dedicate the time to follow the news and earnings on all of those? Just focus on the sectors you're actually confident and knowledgeable about, no need to drop into some random shit like oil just because

>>24153848
link?

I'm beginning to think the way to make back my losses its to invest in something boring like an insurance company. They fly under the radar and are meme-proof.

post my face when i wake up tomorrow

>>24154250
How much money do you have? I have 13 stocks right now and want to cut like 4-5 of them out pretty soon to put that money into my more chad picks like BABA

>>24154062
When is the IPO?

>>24154303

>>24154250
>Just focus on the sectors you're actually confident and knowledgeable about
This. Its how ive been more succesful compared to jumping into random stuff shilled on 4chan

>>24154205
when the fuck did I shill SPY?

Im saying that anon is retarded if he thinks his shitty picks is still good just because he didn't make a loss
My point was that you are losing if you can't even outperform SPY and you should just stop picking out individual stocks and just give up into SPY

it's really ridicilous that some people here can't wrap their heads around what opportunity cost is.
If you own a shitty value trap that only goes +5% for the entire week while SPY goes up +30%, you LOST and you should re-evalaute your strategy.. or just give up and dump your money in SPY because you suck at it

>>24153833
People who don't have time to hand pick investments (say they have a job) arent gonna want the stress and risk.

Would you recommend somebody invest 500k into 3 stocks with very little research or the index for 15 years whilst he works on his construction company?

4chan biz is special, the majority of us here give a shit and read about stocks (most lol). The index is best and safest for those who wanna beat inflation, have some upwards growth and be able to sleep at night.

I won't lie, I avoid individual stock picking, I just don't have the time whilst running my own company. I use a few good funds and beat the index still.

Why to go long CLF

>Been around for 180 years
>25th oldest company in America
>Iron Ore is at 7 year highs
>CLF went to 80 from 2008 to 2011 recovery
>CLF has several billion missing from the mkt cap

Shit clf just reported 1.6b this quarter in revenue... for one quarter... nuts to think about that is almost half the mkt cap...

So they reported half what the company is worth on Wall Street in this quarter revenue lol with several billions missing from mkt cap and upgrades inbound

Can anyone here name another ticker with these prerequisites?

Its almost a no brainer. Just read on Iron Ore prices and these upgrades for CLF

https://www.hellenicshippingnews.com/iron-ore-prices-hurtle-to-a-seven-year-high-coking-coal-prices-lag-on-quotas/

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/keybanc-upgrades-cleveland-cliffs-opportunities-190959678.html

CLF is going to 20 then 40

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>24154325
only $23K because im a retard who decided to go back to school and now i can't DCA my wages anymore..

but at least i can say I outperform SPY unlike the other anon justifying his shitty picks

>>24154303

What pattern is this?

>S U N D A Y
>U
>N
>D
>A
>Y
Markets Open T-Minus 1 Hour
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
Hope you all had a good weekend!
Strong Red open = potential ugly week ahead - be careful ("rare that sell-off Friday carries over into Monday - when it does run for the hills")
Green open = keep on trucking

>>24154376

The proof is in the pudding

>>24154303

>>24153339
wut?

there are no taxes on unrealized gains in germany

also there are no taxes if you hold 1 year

>>24154376

Did I forget to add

>Beat earnings for the 5th quarter in a row
>On track for 6th earnings beat

>>24152838
he literally held NEC for a year, thank trump

>>24153319
>Market cap

Stop bringing up irrelevant factors. Nio will have a 3 digit price by end of next year.

>>24154062
What will be the IPO price? Also IPO when?

>>24154405
bear's worst nightmare

>>24154303

>>24153424
Based

What is this pattern called?

>>24154563
the "why does anyone bother to be a bear" pattern

>>24154563
trump win pattern which he is gonna

>>24154563
The FED throat fuck.

>>24154425
Fucking CLFfag

>>24154563
S&P 500

BUY FUCKING DROPBOX

CIIG?

>>24152884
Coping already lmao. There's still time anon

if CLF actually goes to 40 i'll buy a dildo, CLFtranny

disclaimer: i own CLF

>>24152887
do you just strap in for the bull run and sell as high as you can? or do you do actually research? i thought litecoin was fucked.

>>24154563
Taurus Invictus
By Versace

>>24154718
I get the feeling you're gonna buy a dildo either way

anyone who already sold Gamestop and didn't buy the dip doesn't understand the play desu

>>24154027
>>24153936
>>24154086

Faggots who still watch cnn

>>24154668
why did this spike shortly after its IPO then suddenly dump -50%? and to this day has not recovered despite covid and work-at-home?

>>24153812
TOP kek ty anon
cant wait to shill opti in every other thread now.

>>24154303
Dangerously based

>>24154805
there are people who bought at $8 then sold at $6, there are losers here who seriously just buy random meme shit without understanding the DD

funny how people hold even when support is broken only to finally capitulate and sell at the bottom at $10, this shit feels so easy to hold now after all those 13F's showed heavy institutional buying at $10

Put a tiny amount in bitcoin and the rest in ethereum. Am I gonna make it bros?

>>24154827
Easy
>jews buy ipo before retail gets to buy
>ipo goes public
>retail buys a ton
>stock moons
>jews dump their bags on retail
>stock plummets

>>24154827
Worked as simple storage anyone could do better.
They all stuck with it and build a great platform for small teams to collaborate and work together.
Financials are based and customer amount is growing.
Up for a turnaround.

>>24154767
I just try to ride the hype of whatever seems to be good at the time. Went all in with what I had on coinbase when they added some penny cryptos awhile ago and turned my $300 into 1k. Currently all in xrp. I don't trade it all during week days. I also do 0 research.

> According to a new study of U.S. Census data, America has more registered voters than actual live voters, Investors reported.
>faggots who think 150 million people voted this election
>faggots who think Biden got more votes than any other president

>>24154923
xrp....
do you not see the schizo threads?
i respect that easy money tho, coinbase cucked me and im waiting for my id to clear, i need something easier to use.
Weekends have my betting needs at ATH

>>24152859
This cuck thinks GME is already a great company.

>>24154376
Isn't Biden gonna shit on that industry

>>24154958
Why are u posting this here? SMG not POL, we don't give a fuck.

>>24154804
probably

>t. straight guy who likes to stick things in his ass but will probably end up being one of those married guys who has gay sex in the gym showers

>>24155031
DILATE DILATE FUKCING DILATE DILATE

OUT
OUT
OUT

THIS IS A TURMP WEBSITE

>>24154958
>>24154814
pls sir go back to /pol/ or whatever facebook group you are from

>>24154376
>>24154376
>>24154376

>>24154958
fuck off faggot

>>24155053
What?

>>24153424
Thank you based guy. I have 200 in a brokerage I'm just gonna fuckin do it bud!
OTC are based big pp despite smol market caps

>>24154376
post portfolio

>>24152969
Show me a man with no TSM, I’ll show you a man with two cocks in his mouth.

>>24155067
>>24155053
>>24154958
None of you own stock.

MAGA
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MAGA
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TRUMP
TRUMP 2020
TRUMP 2024

MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
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trump won uwu
wtf is happening Go back to POL you cucks.
SMG is actually going to get leveled by a potential trump upset
just saying.

>>24154376
>>24154376
>>24154376

Gonna need a big dab for this

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

Stocks are literally worthless. Literally just a giant Ponzi scheme.
>here goyim, pay thousands of dollars for these worthless pieces of paper!
>maybe if we jews artifically inflate the value of these worthless pieces of paper you can sell them to a bigger id-
>haha too late, we already dumped our worthless pieces of paper on the retailtards. Enjoy “owning” that worthless piece of paper for the rest of your life
>we will pay you 7 cents a year for every piece of paper you “own” at least!
>oh sorry, dividends cut, we needed the money to pay our executives

>>24155171
If Trump wins the bull market continues well into 2022

>>24155031
>we don't give a fuck about who will be president of the US
ngmi

>>24154994
I peaked at a couple threads this weekend, but I hardly browse biz outside of smg. btc would have to go to 37k to double my money while xrp has to go to 0.90 to double. Seems like a better gamble in my head anyway.

>>24155191
Seethe wagie

>>24154338
Kek guess i didnt read it all. Nonetheless good point albeit one week of spy getting 30% doesnt mean itll keep doing that nor does it make a bette pick that ends up doing 30%the next week while spy does the reverse and only goes up 5%.

>>24155113
I must spam a money makin board with my nonsense.

Bro, **they** always win. Get over it, make something of your life slave.

MAGA KAG
MAGA

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FFUCKING OUT OUT OTUI OUT OTU ANTI TRUMP OUT OUT
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>>24155191
>>24155191
ngmi

>>24155191
yep, except the greater idiot won't be me!

>>24155188
You're lucky I don't t believe in reporting people CLFfag.

TRUMP. WON.

TRUMP. WON.

YOU HAVE NO ANSWER TO THIS

DILATE

TRUMP.
WON.

HE WON!

>TRUMP WON.
TRUMP WON.
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON.

MAGA.

>>24155191
That's just capitalism. This can be applied to everything, including the fiat money you are talking about.

I never understand these posts, you can make money by holding stock in companies, so you hold stock. What are you seething about?

>>24155191
>not participating in said ponzi to grow your net worth
ngmi

>>24154357
>500k
Kek if i had that much i wouldnt have a job, stocks would be my job with a far better return than most jibs especially on an hourly basis.

>Americans

>>24155191
Go ahead pajeet. Shill me your coin

>>24155191
poorfag take

>>24155295
It’s the same concept for gold, crypto, real-estate, etc.
It has value because we believe it. Who cares? Stocks go up.

>>24155232
>who cares if Biden locks down again?

TRUMP.
WON.

TRUMP. WON.

TRUMP WON.
MAGA
TRUMP
WON.

TRUMP WON.
MAGA TRUMP

HE WON
YOU'RE SEETHING

TRUMP

WON.

MAGA KAG

MAGA
KAG
MAGA KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>24155081
THAT'S RIGHT MR. CUMMIA, I'VE SAID THIS MANY TIMES.

>>24155277

I love you :)

>>24155354
That's not what the office of the president elect is saying.

>>24155053
this is a false flag

>>24155336
is there anything in the world that has value, But we don't believe it to be valuable?
Fear and doubt run the fucking world.
Followed very closely by greed.

>>24155227
>>24155261
>>24155270
>>24155295
>>24155301
>>24155333
>>24155335
>>24155336
Enjoy bagholding your stocks for eternity when the Jews finally cash out for good and leave you with the worthless pieces of paper.

>>24155346
Look at the chart pol tard. Markets turned on Trump, Biden gives stimulus/gibs.

GRIDLOCK DUMB NIGGER = GOOD.

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>>24155230
*i meant SPY going up 30% for the year oops lol obviously
not 30% in one week

i dont touch SPY but I use it to re-evaluate my losers and shuffle the funds to other shit. Like lol I touched literally all the value trap garbage pre-June, REITs, oil, airliners. Good thing my dumbass stop losses stopped me from holding those pieces of shit any longer

>>24155432
I hold funds, not individual stocks.
(also ever heard of a stop loss nigger)

Where do you keep your money? In the bank? LOL, crypto maybe!??

>>24155346
You can't prevent it by spamming off topic politics on a Taiwanese stock exchange boiler room, faggot. Take your nigger ass back to /pol/. Go spam the Christcuck threads there with demon futa if you're bored, it's hilarious.

>>24155432
oh fuck you're right

what do you suggest as an alternative?

>>24155478
>paying someone else to buy stocks for you
Fundfags are even worse than stockfags

I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO ERASE MY MIND OF EVERYHING I KNOW ABOUT STOCKS.
BUY CHIPOLTE AND NEVER LOOK AT STOCKS AGAIN.
Based?

>>24155432
Ok thanks!

maga.
trump.

maga
trump.

say it with me

he won

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T R U M P W O N


M A G A

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MAGA KAG!

>>24155454
>>24155354
>>24155287
>>24155250
>>24155113
>>24155053
Jannies please ban this guy permanently

>>24155432
Then why are you here, faggot?

i have ALOT of mara shares and im getting increasingly nervous

>>24155497
what do you suggest smoothbrain

I own some BTC and have gainz on it, stocks have rivalled crypto for gainz potential recently, that's why /smg/ has come back to life so much

>>24155530
i sold, sorry guy.
Shoulda done more DD

>>24154690
Yes anon, the easiest meme pick in a while. Saw BlackRock + EV and bought in before commons exploded. Meanwhile we still have GME polluting these threads while CIIC will shoot over $20 this week.

>>24155541
He doesn't actually have an answer he's just a turbopoor here to yell at the asset owning class

There are so many stocks and securities to buy in the world, I don't understand why this board gets fixated on like 2-3 at a time.

>>24155524
libcucks like you should be banned instead

ive been here since 2015 and know more shit about this site than you can ever dream of

>>24155442
>Markets make ath
>turned on trump

>>24155548
no one does DD you dumb faggot

>>24155432
Schiff pls go

get your pink wojacks and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs ready in 15 minutes

>>24155497
6 figures, okay wagie get back to work whilst i live my days hassle-free at only 22.

My days of trading are over...

>>24155583
You are on /biz/ in a Stock Market General thread. Go to >>>/pol/ if you want
Please stop spamming and killing discussion
(jannies, please ban this guy)

>>24155574
If you want to talk about stocks we aren't talking about all you have to do is post a ticker and some basic reason to be interested

I like Antibe Thereputics but nobody talks about it here

>>24155485
Been there only a few times. All the dick sucking is more your style, so you go back, cumskin

>>24155432
>jews are going to cash out then make money worthless
Hello lady MIGA

>>24155591
As long as BABA go up we're all good.

>>24155528
>>24155541
>>24155565
To let you guys know what’s about to happen. The Jews are going to cash out on their stocks and leave the retail tard with the bag for the rest of time. What tangible value do your stocks have? Give me one? And don’t say ownership or dividends because those don’t mean anything

Why is it so qanon boomer in here?

>>24155586
Markets are at all time highs after Trump's loss to President Elect Joe Biden, yes.

>>24155619
You already said that faggot, you're just repeating yourself now. So I'll repeat myself. Why the fuck are you here?

>>24155632
Eh it's just like one or two guys. This is 4chan, qanon boomer is just a click away in /pol/

>>24155589
I do

Just saw a coke commercial and it had not 1 but 2 faggot couples shown drinking their product
Short KO

>Studied math for 2.5 hours
I'm so tired frens
>>24155617
And MSFT. Don't forget my MSFT!

>>24155641
Stop buying stocks, buy tangible assets like guns, physical PMs and canned food. And don’t even think about buying real estate. As soon as the rugpull happens the Jews are taking that too.

>>24155632
My theory is that normies go to 4chan.org homepage to then navigate to their board - when they go to the homepage /smg/ shows in popular threads (as /smg/ always gets a ton of quick responses) They then come to /smg/ instead of going to >>>/pol/ and shit up our threads

>>24155586
Its true,
Biden removes uncertainity
Biden removes trade war friction
Biden bends over for the world like a good globalist leader and trades.

Like, wake up. Trump was only good at the tax cut period. After that he wouldn't stop sending markets into frenzy every 10 days with a tweet.

What is CiiG merger? Is this the EV company or just a finance company? I'm a new finance fag, please help me understand how new ipos are dropped on the stock market

>>24155671
That didn't answer my question. You're the type of faggot who goes to /a/ and starts crying about how anime isn't real and nobody should watch it. If you don't want to talk about stocks, why are you in the thread dedicated to talking about stocks?

>bought 100 shares of SPY - lost money
>bought equivalent amount in bitcoin - good gains
explain this /smg/

>>24155671
Go back to pmg you absolute faggot

>>24155609
Why do you like ATBPF?

>>24155671
Lmao.
Take your pills, remember to get to work early tomorrow. We need those burgers flipped wagie.

>>24155702
bitcoin went up and SPY went down during the periods which you held each asset

>>24155717
because the market cap is $150M leafbux, but the TAM for their product is in the tens of billions and phase II data showed both safety and efficacy – if phase III is a success and otenaproxesul is approved, any doctor who previously prescribed naproxen (or other harsh NSAIDs) will have to prescribe otenaproxesul instead for safety reasons.

>>24155702
Zoom out.

>>24155671
Let’s see your puts. You don’t believe a word you’re saying or else you’d be shorting the market.

>>24155795
>shorting the Ponzi scheme
I’m not that stupid. I fully expect it to continue going up for many decades. I just refuse to buy into an obvious scam.

Less than 5 minutes!!
Prepare your
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT posts!!

>>24155843
>I fully expect it to continue going up for many decades
Then you're fucking retarded for not playing the game.

>>24155843

>>24155865
>>24155868
Haha got you retards to respond, I was merely pretending to be retarded all along

>>24155461
30% aint bad but im trying to get rich here anon. 12k after a year isnt gonna cut it althiugh if it was consistent id certainly consider just dumping it all there for less effort cause if u had 100k thatd be 30k a year. After taxes maybe 20k but enough for me to live very modestly. Id need 30k minimum after taxes to be able to not wagecuck and maintian my current lifestyle.

Did I miss the CIIG boat?

>>24155843
Possibly the dumbest post I've ever read

>>24155887
>Haha guys, wasn't that funny!

>>24155887
>hurf durf
>ok retard
>LMAO GOTTEM

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AHHHH HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
GOOD LORD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>Futures

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Futes are red


Ahhhhhhh

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>>24155952
>>24155958
Who is the real retard, the retard or the one arguing with the retard

>>24155965
>>24155998
>>24155999

I got fucked today, /biz/... and not in a good way...

Nasdaq blood green
Beautiful

yall really expect me to believe that BIDEN got more votes than trump and obama?

>>24155998
>>24155999
>>24155965
cheeky bastards made me look

>futures

Can someone please verify if I'm retarded or not. Put $15,000 into this company through shares/long call options in Q1 2021 at the IPO price of 8.50 and fuckin nobody is talking about this thing.

It's got backed by the DoD through a bunch of programs and it's almost wrapped up its 75% trial completion mark before they can apply for an EUA for COVID-19.

This thing is valued at 400mil right now and its got big institutional investors in it, but not a peep on the news. I'm hoping it fucking moons to a market cap of $5bn if they get FDA approval.

>>24155770
>any doctor who previously prescribed naproxen (or other harsh NSAIDs) will have to prescribe otenaproxesul instead for safety reasons.
>will have to prescribe
LOL bro
prescribing isn't a black and white bullshit like that. Otenaproxesul does look interesting, and those (early) data looks promising (sample size is still too small to show if there might be rare adverse effects though), but don't say silly shit like "have to prescribe", especially when this will probably be an expensive brand-name drug from the start not covered by public drug plans immediately

>>24155556
almost checked, they would have noticed if you got that

>>24154591
>>24154563
Tripple bottom before that tho? Im thinking so.

Oil green, NASDAQ green, S&P500 green, Dow fighting to turn green
A good open, bulls fought for it

FUTURES BLOOD GREEN

Going to sell all of my MRO and HAL stocks most likely and buy into WKHS, PLUG, and MARA

>futures green
>people sperging out again
How do bears still exist?

I fucking swear to god if nasdaq pumps all night and they announce another vaccine thing in the morning and it drops 400 points like it has the last 2 monday mornings I will fucking kill every dow nigger mm I see

Futures going up

I want a +2% tomorrow you fags

>>24156186
You just know it's gonna happen. But this time with 97.5% effectiveness.

RUSSELL IS GREEN
BULLISH FOR GAMESTOP

>>24156186
first one fucked me good. ngl

>>24156186
I thought I read something on Saturday about another vaccine but was too busy getting high.

>>24154827
>OneDrive:
Preinstalled on win10, then reinstalled with every new update

>Google drive:
Great synergy with their sheets, docs, gmail, colab. Built into both your smartphone and chrome

>iCloud
applefags

Idk anon you tell me

>>24156203
That's impossible I never closed my TQQQ call.

>>24156404
Fucking hell it's exhausting that every fucking thing wants me to create an account and sign in. What's worrying is that zoomies will grow up thinking this is normal.

>>24155524
took them long enough

>>24156462
I hate all three of them as much as the next sane person, but google drive offers a ton of functionality that dropbox simply cannot.

t. frequently use colab and mount my google drive directly on it

>>24156254
take the vaccine goy.

>>24155548
If your DD leads you inescapably to the conclusion that MARA was a sell just days before the bitmain investor summit then I believe all your actions should be thrown into question because your stupidity is irremediable by practical changes to your environment.

What was it that caused you to sell? Was it the idiots who realized they're diluting the stock and thought that a ~.30 decay over a months period was significant?

This stock is going to run come the next few days and you will be left standing looking in from the outside like the embarrassing idiot you are. I feel bad for your mother and father. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

Stop posting here.

future up mean market down friday
bigly

Buy CSPR

>>24156462
i dont foresee the internet lasting more than a few years, so its all good.

>>24156462
don't forget
>have to use a facebook account to use oculus quest
>fake facebook accounts are bannable

pretty fucking lame because a cheap all-in-one VR setup sounded pretty nice. I mean i know it's obviously sold at a loss to incentivize people to use it and use facebook in the end, but fuck, imagine showing everyone you played as a tranny in VRchat or something

>>24156151
>buying MARA at the top
Absolute mental midget move. The time to buy was a week ago. You missed the entry point buddy.

>>24156528
i still own a smaller stack
chill out we are all larpers after all.

>>24156528
>If your DD leads you inescapably to the conclusion that MARA was a sell just days before the bitmain investor summit then I believe all your actions should be thrown into question because your stupidity is irremediable by practical changes to your environment.
This is a great argument, but he already told you he didn't do that.

>>24155675
>globalist leader and trades.


What part of “you will own nothing and be happy about it” don’t you understand? If you think that’s good for stocks, you’re absolutely retarded. In fact they will get rid of stocks and only have stakeholders. I don’t even know how cockroaches like you even live.

>>24156527
You will take the vaccine and you will wear the mask. If you don't, every normie will isolate from you and you will starve as you are denied basic amenities.

>>24156549
are you the guy who accidentally bought CSPR instead of CRSR? I genuinely hope you succeed with your misclick investment because it would be funny

FUTURES ARE TANKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bears are fighting back
HMM

If i want to buy stocks at open.... but i dont think ill be awake in time, what steps to i have to take to set it up automatically?

>>24156605
>You will take the vaccine and you will wear the mask. If you don't, every normie will isolate from you and you will starve as you are denied basic amenities.
Nah, not me. I will live as a free man and if I am denied anything I will engage in open insurrection.

>>24156604
The part called GRIDLOCK. Can't do hardly any shit even if they want, that's why stocks go UP.
You buy into the fear, not knowing your actually a sheep. Sell all your stocks then.

God, you people are unbearable.

PI anon here, the guy that showed you guys how big of a bullshit fest OPTI was.
I told an anon about a stock to buy over the weekend that I wanted to buy first, but fuck it, I'll tell you guys now.
UXIN
Its going to be pumped by the Chinese soon.
It was going to be pumped further recently, but the SEC did their whole FUD campaign and brought it back down briefly. You can actually see where that happened by looking at the week graph.
Good luck anons, I'm dropping 10k on it Monday. Nothing is 100%, but that's my advice.
I also think there is a China anon that can back this up, if he ever shows himself again.

>>24156234
based
I should make new gme content but I ran out of creativity

>>24156645
Market order.

>>24156645
sorry but that's impossible. i have to take time off from work when i want to buy stocks.

>>24156597
Very well.

>>24156607

No thats me i meant to buy corsair

and im honestly pretty happy and going to double my position on any dips.

>>24156586
MARA could easily get to 6 bucks EOY, PayPal hasn't even finished their Bitcoin thing yet so there's still a ways to go.
I have a LEAP call order in it already so I'm not just getting into it.

>>24156667
there was someone here with ~$15K in OPTI in his portfolio lel

>>24156645
i can relate with the bit about not being awake for market open, but jesus man, if you dont know how to place a market order, i dont know if anyone here can help you.

>>24156737
There's a small chance they managed to scam the government for that deal, but holy fuck I would not risk it. The """CEO""" is a professional con artist. Some of those posts you see about it that come out of nowhere are very likely paid shills.

>>24156666
nice
>>24156688
nice

>>24156528
I'm honestly surprised someone else actually knows about the bitmain summit. Thought no one would keep up with their research after I've been shilling MARA here for awhile.

>>24156666
Lmao holy shit you’re fucking retarded. Even your graph proves you wrong.

>unified government 13+9= 21
>split government 6+13=19

Kys

>>24156737
I know, what a waste. Should have used that money to buy a controlling stake in BOTY.

>>24156549
DEFEND CSPR BRO

LEVER UP

>>24154563
This pattern is called the "Why the FUCK didn't my grandparents buy stocks and hold for me to inherit? Stupid fucking cock sucking faggots"

>>24154563
The buyeverydip pattern

>Dax futures up

Goverment just announced that they are extending the lockdown in germany. Market doesn't give a fuck about covid anymore.

Which meme EV am I buying tomorrow

>>24156769
>The """CEO""" is a professional con artist. Some of those posts you see about it that come out of nowhere are very likely paid shills.
If i started a corp, id pay people to shill the fuck out of it. Why not?

>>24156667
yo that china anon post was weird as fuck, he claimed to be "drunk" and had a bunch of obvious typos,
but his grammer and spelling was all around perfect.

>>24156838
money knows its bullshit

>>24154376

/cowo

>>24156845
SOLO

>>24156838
poor bears
suddenly the market is forward-looking (vaccines) when it's inconvenient to them lel

>>24156858
Only if you get a vanity plate with "FCK MI WYF".

>>24156845
I could have got in AYRO at 5 something, i kinda wanted to, but i saw their entire lineup was campus based and i figured with lockdowns, everyone was gonna continue distance learning and remote work. But, i have to learn that just because i know the truth, doesnt mean retarded money moves with the truth.

>300 posts
>PLTR only mentioned once

it's over isnt it

>>24156815

>>24156782
>He thinks delusional Orange man is good for markets. He thinks trade wars are good for markets.
**They won** time to suck it up.

Back in the cage wagie.

>>24156914
We've moved on to the next memes. Don't stay hung up on old memes.

>>24156919
What's the percentage now?

>>24156919
I refuse to believe only 3% of the population owned stocks in 1928.

Also, country?
Also, source?
Also, fuck you?

>>24156815
The invention of the internet has been one of the main moving factors in stock ownership. That and many western countries mandating companies to force employees to buy into pension schemes (which will have stock most likely, even if small)

Things were very different, even in the 90's. Buying stock though your high street bank could be expensive & Risky. Was much easier to get good bank interest rates back then, and of course property.

All changed now, stock is one of the few asset classes which offer good growth and capital protection.

>>24156914
Everyone that wanted in is in, I have 68k in PLTR, what more is there to talk about anon?

>>24157002
>>24157002
>>24157002
>>24157002
>>24157002
mew

>want to STO puts on HPE
>can't secure puts until GME puts become worthless

>>24154668
Why?

>>24156914
depends on whether this was just a small pullback or if this is the beginning of a huge rugpull
it's worth $30 billion right now kek

>>24154898
Dropbox is shit. No one uses that boomer tech

>>24156990
I could believe it. Probably was highly concentrated in cities, New York in particular.

>>24156919
401k at work

I was looking at buying NIO at like 2 something. But, then all that shit with Luckin Coffee happened and I kind of was turned away from Chinese stocks, but now NIO is at basically $50. If I were a weak man I'd neck myself.

>>24156667
Wait you mean OPTI isn't going to get added to the S&P 500 and I'm going to baghold these 300 shares until we go to sub penny land?

>>24157194
hodl fgt
captcha: taxis

>>24157194
The longer you hodl them the longer you become a god within your cloistered community of faggots.

>>24152899
Tankers tanked with no survivors.

Should I bother with boomer DIA or go all in to SPY?

>>24153650
Browsing everyday is participating. You are a redditor. Just Admit it

What’s a good strategy for IPO releases?? I’ve never bought one before but I’m guessing it naturally will spike day 1 and then correct soon after with a big dip as people sell,

Is it worth trying to sell the day1 gains and buy back in even heavier at the inevitable initial dip or am I completely off mark with this assumption??

What do you guys think?

>>24154250
>what's the point of following like 5-10 picks? like are you seriously going to dedicate the time to follow the news and earnings on all of those?

reading an earnings report takes 10 min, economy is for literal brainlets.

>>24154338
>If you own a shitty value trap that only goes +5% for the entire week while SPY goes up +30%, you LOST and you should re-evalaute your strategy..

this is completely wrong and the reasoning is that the individual stock can have higher expected return than SPY, if it has then you are right to hold it even if it underperforms a week or a year.
Expected value and long term result matters, week to week performance doesn't.