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1st for discord trannies must hang

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obviously no one respects women bros

>>24146652
it's not right vs. left, it's authoritarian vs. liberatarian

PLTR is forwarding a technocratic authoritarianism of the sort that the CCP embraces but the US claims to oppose.

It has nothing to do with Trump or Biden.
Please can the RNC and DNC just kill eachother in murder-suicide and can we get some different political parties?

>>24146789
god bless you sir

First for CRSR if you arent holding you hate money

>>24146838
Didnt know they were a thing outside of /pol/ and /tv/

>>24146772
Wtf was the point of thread splitting? There are no twitch links in the other OP what are you talking about schizo?

>>24146912
ctrl + f "twitch"

>>24146912
He snuck it in there

>>24146907
it killed some /vg/ threads too

>>24146947
Wait, so is the other OP CLFfag?

>>24146897
still waiting on pics of anon's girl who's butthole he likes to lick

or the woman to whomst asshole he likes to lick?
something i dunno

>>24146912
there are, it's the second section from the bottom of the post
just keep the shilling out of the OP

>>24146963
This is the non-retard OP that noticed the twitch link being copy/pasted over and over again

>>24146970
I wish my depot was as big as those OPPAIs.

>>24146772
>Uncertainty in markets (closing dump)
>US covid surge
>Thanksgiving
>meme donald (probably wont do anything to stocks just constant cringe load)
>Front running vaccines with issues (cold-chain, adverse effects, logistics)
>Regeneron
>'Value stocks' meme pump
>EV stock bubble

How will all these affect the markets in following months? Place your bets niggers

>>24147018
I see it now. That was crafty.

>>24147040
I placed my bet on REGN, you should probably take the other side of my bet and buy puts

Do you know the prostitute in your image? Can you ask her about the smell? It's difficult to imagine.

People keep saying ev stock bubble.

Maybe these stocks are overpriced and it is a bubble. But this will continue for years. Might as well ride it on the way up.

>>24147040
goes up until March correction again

>>24146970
I remember you.

There you go as promised.

>>24146772
Aww wtf op you took miko out of the trading tips for chads lol

MOVIEFRENS:
https://archive.vn/68K3U
apparently this inspired an event

>>24147076
I can only imagine

>>24147086
Use CGC or ACB as a comparison for tulip mania

Repeat of 2018/2019 im sure

>>24147100
Oh shit that was me, I forgot all about that. Thanks anon. Looks lickable

Monkey brain here. Should I trade my euro reserves which I do not trade with to USD when DXY is in 92s and switch back at like 94s? It's been crabbin in that territory last 3 months. What's the risk here?

>>24147100
nah you coulda just pulled that off of some image search for spandex or something

>>24147105
if I bake again I'll put it back instead of the haachama vid, everybody got triggered and thinks I'm CLFnigger now though which hurt my feelings so probably I won't bake for awhile

>>24147125
Name?

>>24147188
lol

Am i the only one who thinks relatively EV is not in a bubble?
Tech obviously is, but EV stocks are going to be gold in a 5 years or so

nice job retards

>>24147244
You have to backwards

Post folio we guess your ethnicity
I'll start
BABA, DKNG, XOM, UAL, CRSR

>>24147255
lmfao why does this always happen on weekends..

>>24146555 (Cross-thread)
Checked. There has been some good DD posted here, but like with anything posted in these threads, you have to verify and expand upon it yourself.

>What exactly convinced YOU to jump into PLTR?
Their balance sheet and earnings call, reading into various applications their software has been used for like preventing the illegal trading of ivory, and talking to one of my military buddies that used their software in the field. I believe data analytics usage will continue to increase moving towards the future. Companies will look into using products that companies like PLTR provide to help save them money or help them find ways to make money. Is there a company out there better than PLTR? Probably, but after doing my own research, I have confidence in holding PLTR long term. I don't really care what the price does in the short term. After the insider lock up period ends and they can sell, I will wait for their following earnings call and check their balance sheet and revaluate whether I should buy more or trim some of my position. From their first earnings report, over 99% of their loses in the quarter was from stock based compensation. Once all that bullshit is over, we'll finally be able to see if they can generate attractive looking profits and justify their current market cap.

A lot of what I wrote here is simply my own opinion and you should do your own research before deciding to throw money at them.

>>24147244
ya. SOLO at 1000x revenues is not a bubble but tech at 10x revenues with better margins is a bubble

>>24147158
Jesus Christ Anon. There. Happy now?

Admire my beautiful editing work.

Also, buy Lithium miners.

>>24147188
I don't think you're CLFfag, I know the other OP with the twitch link is though.

>>24147244
>tech obviously is
i swear to god you fucking retards say this every single day with no explanation or proof other than “line REALLY big right now”

>>24146959
>>24146907
Yeah, we've been fighting them off in out motorcycle general over at /o/. They should ban discord links, sick of trannies killing threads

Would you guys propose selling everything? I have about $27K in my Robinhood account (and $53K in checking and savings). Winter is obviously going to be brutal for the market.

https://youtu.be/-D2bNqpLbtE?t=317

is this bullish?

>>24147291
Solo will fail i bet.

But NIO/XPEV/LI are ccp's way to compete against tsla. They will not fail, they will be over 100 by early next year. Im going to buy nio options tomorrow

>>24147158
I always reverse image search everything. I didn't see anything pop up suggesting it was fake.

>>24147320
zm
roku
aapl
idk man I only said that because the vaccine could send it all crumpling down. Then Evs really are just the next cash cow, not solo. I like the chink ones and WKHS

MARAuders report in

>>24147354
They dont have to fail for shareholders to get fucked. Never forget that you're just retail scrounging up scraps of the float

>>24147364
>aapl
ZM is a meme but there arent as many as you think in the nasdaq. AAPL certainly is not one. Go ahead, try to tell me AAPL is going to shit itself in the next 10 years with actual concrete reasons and evidence

MARA vs RIOT?

>>24147355
>>24147158
I have a pic or two of every girl that received a dicking from me.

The fatties, the hotties, the crazies.

All of them.

That way, when I make it via RIOT options, I can show my grandchildren my dick's conquest.

WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

Do you use any new Defi now?
What can you say about DYMMAX: dymmax.com
Found this platform on Probit, they made a referral program there, looks good. They have super liquidity and well-trained team

>>24147398
Lol I bought nio at 9. My capital can't get hurt.

I'm not holding options for very long and im only buying it with money im willing to lose.

>>24147447
Kek

>>24147435
Back when I was still getting puss we only had flip phones. Never got any pics or vids. Feels bad man.

>>24147435
is shagging a fatty with a pretty face worth it?

>>24147315
literally telling the CLFfag to go kill himself with where I put it but whatever, learned my lesson shouldn't mess with the links even as a joke just makes the thread split

>>24147188
I knew
many thanks
checkeroo

>>24147160
>Schwabnigz run this shit

German police are testing PLTR and UK is using it to track Corona and soon Vaccines.
Lads....
The EU immigration policy is bullish

>>24147244
Tesla's P/E ratio is near 1k, that sounds way more like a bubble than tech

You mother fuckers think electric vehicles are going to charge themselves, and supply their own batteries? lmfao
Im such a fucking genies, surely nobody has ever thought of this before, I will be rich. Youre welcome guys.

>>24147303
does she knit or crochet?
That's a crazy scarf!

>>24147550

>>24147585
https://rp-online.de/nrw/panorama/nrw-polizei-testet-recherche-software-von-palantir_aid-54672851

>>24147546
Schwab crew reporting. Fuck Fidelity, Fuck Robinhood, Fuck E-Trade, Fuck Interactive Brokers and especially FUCK TD Ameritrade

>>24147531
I mean I personally didn't even care because the OP was made properly but I'm not the one baking.

>>24147550
>>24147585
>>24147639

The real news is that Palantir is probably going to be used by the federal government for background checks. There is a massive number of background checks that occur every year

>>24147670
It’s bullish because PLTR is no longer US only

>>24147639
Thanks I already had PLTR on my buy list now its looking even better.

>>24147455
trimmed any profits yet? Unrealized gains arent gains until you sell

>>24147577
Kek

>>24147651
>especially FUCK TD Ameritrade
really?
I wanted to try ToS

>>24147040

The pulling away the of fed tools, tiny stimulus, and double dip will be why we dip 5%-10 this week.

Nothing crazy. It will also be a mix of profit taking

>>24147578
LEAPs on NEE then?

>>24147303
what are some LI miner elite stocks
Also just realized LI auto lol

>>24147699


Been closing every position daily since september....people call me a faggot but im gonna be real careful right now.

Fuck waking up to a 1000 point market gap down

>>24147699
I have not reached my 144 sp price target yet

post your strategy, including any risk management, right now. because i don't believe any of you fucks do anything more than gamble on things strangers telling you to buy on the internet.

>>24147752
sounds very reasonable

Having the luxury to just ride a wave up and trim is comfy

>>24147868
I buy dividend stock on margin and sell covered calls to pay it back.

It just works.

>>24147868
Buy stocks
Forget I have them
Check back every two months

>>24147868
we gamble, oh yes we gamble, but we win.
Risk management- not much
I keep 60% cash just to keep me from dying of stress everyday. Its too volatile right now. Im ngmi

>>24147372
yo

>>24146847
so wrong about pltr, do some basic research please

All in uvxy. Check em

>>24147134
cannabis and ev industries are completely different, cant really compare the two

>>24147900

People on here brag about being up 1000% in whatever meme stock they start trading in april.

The reality is these crashes dont give you time to react..its best not to chance it if it were june i would disagree but everybody should have their heads on a swivel right now waiting for a 10% down move. Its long overdue and the vaccine talk probably isnt going to save it next time.

You can probably expect the dow to drop to the 22k range when it gets going. There isnt a ton of short interest out there right now so its an ideal time for the jews ro pull the rug

>>24147976
amanita muscaria is queen you newfag

>>24147868
Do nothing buy buy SPY and target date retirement funds in my tax-advantaged accounts and just come here to shitpost and laugh at the people who lose money on meme stocks.

>>24147513
For the experience, yes. But twice, hell no.

>>24147483
Lol, I still remember you had to touch the keypad 3 times to get the letter of your choice. Spend 0.20 cents to send a text....Sad days...

>>24147577
No, but she was on SARMS. Huge Clit.

>>24147740
GNENF, Largest Lithium miner in China. Easy $$$.

is there a date yet for Roblox IPO

>>24147950

*opens up google*

*Searches PLTR*

*company makes no money and has no plans to make money*


Yeah bruh..really uniformed..your right i should be buying this at all time highs

>>24148047
>china
not what i wanted to hear but whatever ty.

>>24147967
same, dubs confirm.

luv me SOLO simple as

>>24147868
i only buy growthstocks since i am young (28)
when i buy a speculative stock i look at the chart and i'll tell myself when i will sell the stock / Take profit / Take losses.
I hodl most of my stock that i think that will be valuable in the future i don't swing trade them. I accumulated 6 figures fiat and close to 6 figures PM i dump all my savings from my paycheck now into stocks/crypto. i check yahoo finance and check the finances and i watch interviews from the ceos and i read reports i don't own more than 8 stocks.

>>24148075
If you don't like that, go with the biggest I guess.

ALB. Have to hold long term though.

EV's can have their day....but EACH ONE OF THEM USES LITHIUM.

>>24146772
are stocks fucking worthless? etfs are supposed to be the best and they pay fucking 10% a year. who the fuck cares about that shit? i dont have until im fucking 90 to have money what the fuck

>>24148105
Honestly, if each SOLO vehicle was 3k....I would consider buying it. Not even larping.

My portfolio has been crabbing for a while now, shill me something not yet posted

>>24148154
also the markets going to crash isnt it? and take a year to recover. isnt it?

>>24148047
>GNENF
https://www.sqm.com/en/
This seems like a better option

Imagine not holding puts and inverse etf's right now. It's like you don't like money.

>>24146897
Those are ass cheeks

>>24148154


The key is to not be a coma bagholding investor. You sell the rips and buy the dips.

Dont be a buy and hold fag unless its for dividends

my parents just told me theyre leaving me their house. should this change my risk level? I was trying to "make it" and afford a house, but it seems like now i just need to maintain a house the rest of my life.

What are the calls and puts for the upcoming week boys

>>24148159
Well it doesn't. It cost as much as a real car.

>>24148252
12/18 SOLO $15 calls

How do I into the stock market as a Canadian?

>>24148248
yeah thats what im thinking of doing

>>24148271
Por que?

>>24148289
Wealthsimple, Questrade, or IBKR. Open up a TFSA through one of them. Started with Wealthsimple and currently use Questrade.

>>24148289
>not giving all your canadabucks to refugees
That's problematic, dude.

>>24148073
This is such a dumb take

>>24148256
Fuck me in the asshole....15k+ for amputated car...Fucking retards.

Make that bitch under 8k, you'll get the cheap fucks to buy in though. Especially inner city.

>>24148200
Thank you, forgot about SQM. In 5 years, the price of lithium should make these miners mad money. Everything's is electric. Even my lawn mower is electric....

>>24148363
just takes some small business tax cuts...
I'm going into BYD instead, but the amount of hate on SOLO on /smg/ right now is insanely bullish.

>>24148289
nani wtf. we have it the easiest

Open up a self directed TFSA with a broker. Just pick your bank if ur lazy. If u want the best rates, go with InteractiveBrokers

Dont go with wealthsimple

>>24148318
Alright, guess I'll use Questrade once I read up on trading stocks. Thanks.

>>24148397
>the amount of hate on Intel is insanely bullish
>lol inverse smg meme
Ugh

>>24148073
dumbest post ever composed in /smg/

>>24148228
Bears here never make money.
>Be bear
>Be short for months or weeks of bullrun
>Lose money on shorts
>Finally correction comes
>Somehow open more shorts the lower we go
>Doom and gloom all around
>THIS is the end
>Smug bears happily predicting circuit breakers
>Stock market recovers
>Bears call it a "dip on puts"
>As market goes up bears slowly fade back into obscurity and screeching about the stock market, Fiat, capitalism all being a scam
>The bullrun continues
>Repeat

Every. Single. Time.
And bears won't stop losing money.

>>24148250
forget about the house and continue on with making it anon. Just know you have some nice capital youre sitting on, if youre ever feeling down.

>>24148455
Posts like this are usually followed up by pink wojaks the next following weeks.

Going Bear Soon.

>>24148397
>BYD
Doesnt get the attention it deserves desu. Thinkgen of goin with CIIC as well?
>but the amount of hate on SOLO on /smg/ right now is insanely bullish
Yea /biz/ obviously hates success. Buying this lovely car day 1

>>24148455
When the bears are finally right and everything collapses, nothing will matter anyways.
That’s the real irony.

Forgot to post yesterday; here's some dark pool call buys from Friday for those that are interested.

>>24148499
I wonder if that PLTR chad will make it

>>24148289
cucked

>>24148495
already in on CIIG, kinda thought biz was just out of the loop on that one.

>>24148565
Its getting shilled hard on youtube. It started getting attention on Friday so it should see a huge jump on Monday.

>>24147125
How come her shoes don’t fit.

>>24148495
>AYLMAO
>Then he said
>"I'm buying this lovely car day 1"
>Blonde Girl: He's never getting any pussy
>Brunette: He could try being a cuckold
>Blonde Girl: I wish he were a NIO chad like everyone else on 4chan /biz
>Brunette: I guess he just like being a virgin.

>>24148289
Questrade. free ETF buys and 5$ regular market trades. the desktop charting software they give you is sexy. make sure you do it in a TFSA if you havent capped your contribution room yet

>tfw bagholding INTC

Yeah, I'm feeling good about holding BA, AAL and DAL.

>>24147274
all in CRSR

>>24148660
1 week after THanksKilling

(Pic)

>>24148565
Been in since under $10, already seen two big jumps. taken some profits but not sure how much it will run. I think current price if a safe floor but after HYLN I feel like SPAC EVs are probably capped under $30 due to prior trauma.

>>24148495
>but the amount of hate on SOLO on /smg/ right now is insanely bullish
It obviously doesn't work out all the time, but if sentiment for a certain stock leans toward one way on here, it can sometimes be good to do the opposite. That being said, $4 SOLO calls for 2023.

Wonder what he would invest in....

>>24148602
ugh shoulda bought more

i dont get how people look at SOLO and think its rally up was based on fundamentals instead of a combination of hype and some retail shorts getting fucked (like ACB)
I'm not going to deny that you might reach $15 or even $20 anyways, but all I see is a game of chicken

Why would I risk a -50% potential downside when I can just chase other with better risk-reward balance? Prove to me you're confident enough in SOLO that you're at least 20% in it or something.
If you're just playing around with 1% of your portfolio lol fuck you for wasting our time

>>24148812
BOTY

What do you guys think of my lazy Sunday spread? Don't ask me what kind of sub it is because I had spaghetti falling out of my pockets at the drive thru and ended up just panic ordering a sub.

>>24148812
SNIF
HAIR
CMON
CUNY
CRAK

>>24148814
>checked
I'm jumping in at 17 so yeah you should already be raking big bucks. Risky but theres big noise about it and I think theres a lot more room to grow.

>>24148829
1.49$ for three donuts? fucking hell get your shit together americans

>>24148877
Lol, ok, this wins.

>>24148826
Close second.

>>24148829
It needs more (pic)

>>24148939
*old donuts

>>24148495
Unless you have the need to virtue signal it makes more sense financially to buy a 2-3k beater and drive it into the ground. I think the people who want these faggot mobiles are the same crowd who want everything for free.

how does it feel knowing that literal discord trannies copy paste professoonal analyst options in a chatroom and make hundreds of thousands while your "community" scams people and everyone loses more money than they gain on average

keep on being 4 figure warriors retard autists

>>24148939
Yeah they are yesterdays donuts. Krispy kreme donuts aren't exactly the most impressive so it doesn't matter if you eat them the day after.

>>24149004
Too bad half of them kill themselves.

>>24148939
Three stale donuts!

>>24148696
There's also Christmas and New Year's. Plus, dabbing on authoritative organizations and figures is like a natural biological function for people in America.

>>24149056
trannies eternally BTFO

should I just dress as a girl and do asmr as a side hustle?

>>24148116
>>24148021
>>24147946
>>24147944
>>24147928

>>24149004
I'm sorry this isn't a crypto thread pajeet. I believe you're lost.
>>24149095
They aren't stale c'mon man!

>>24149115
Voice changer
vtuber setup

>>24149115
could prob be a vtuber, only have to dress up as a (cute) girl once to start the illusion

I want to trade as a daytime job.
>tfw nearing 6 figures but still so far from 7

why the fuck are there 3 smg threads

>>24149213
autism

anyone got this week?

>>24147125
Sauce on that mommy

>>24149212
you don't have to daytrade, just sell premiums
you could make $5K in a single week (earnings week to be fair) with 6 figures on relatively safe options that will never get assigned
outside of earnings, maybe an additional 2%-5% every month depending on how risky you want to be

>>24148829
>yesterday's donuts

pretty based
what would 3 donuts normally cost?

>>24149255
uh lol, maybe check the twitter of that exact same source you just posted??
pretty sure there's almost nothing because of thanksgiving

Is it possible that Nasdaq 100 will pop? I mean AAPL and others have had some retarded strong growth after corona, all major tech stock have almost doubled in value

There isn't a way this is not a bubble. Just imagine putting some serious money on 20x inverse ETF just before the pop. We are already 35% up from pre-corona high.

>>24149272
I actually don't know. They aren't expensive as is but they were picked through today because it's Sunday and I live in a country christian town.

>>24149342
it will pop

>>24148919
bought in at 13, about to buy a shitload more monday

>>24149342
Looks like you bubble niggers still havent learned your lesson. Time for another doubling of the nasdaq

>>24149342
it'd sooner just crab and consolidate than dip, also fucking over both puts and calls lel

unlike dot com crash, the growth and fundamentals for these tech stocks are much more clearer

>>24149255
Best buy reports earnings on wednesday. Nothing intresting this week to be honest. I think about buying MSFT, they have their general meeting in two weeks.

>>24148248
Yes goyim pay me capital gains taxes

>>24148829
POST. THE. SUB.

>>24149342
You can't time shit like that. You can hold puts and hope it plays out, but they better not expire soon.

>>24148829
imagine not having the balls to just ask "one second please" and order whatever you fucking want and not wasting your money on a greaseball sub

>>24149342
>stock market has gone up for 80 years
>surely this time is different
Bears are cringier than bulls

>>24146772
hi frens , when are they gonna announce that christmas is cancelled so i can buy the recovery stocks dip ?

>>24149520
Yeah I'm a little annoyed at myself. I'm not usually that autistic but I was vaping thc oil all morning and was out of my element.

>>24149255
Im starting to think earnings are a meme.

only time I seen a company moon after earnings is if expectations were really bad, and earnings came out amazing

>>24149621
Good companys moon before. You get in two weeks early and sell the shit just before they report.

>>24147350
Im split 50/50 right now. No way they'll let us peasants get rich. But in case the ride continues the majority of my position will 3x. Lmao they either crash this market so I don't reach low 6 figures or they crash it and the remainder of my cash buys up cheapies. A 10% dip aint enough for me to go all in, I'm not going to get lured in and it just keeps going down like in March.

Guess I'm in a situation where they have to move the market hard in either direction to make me play my hand.
>pumps? i hit low 6 figures and never return to the wagecage im now a swing trader
>dumps? thanks for the cheapies i wont mess up this time around and will go hard
>crabs? thanks most of my position was at great prices so it'd only take a few years to get to not needing to wagecuck ever again and transition to swing trader, they'd have to dump it enough that the cheapies would look tantalising

Anyone else know this feel?

So if anyone wants a normies update. I'm watching an nfl game right now and all of the commercials are completely cucked. Most commercials have an interracial couple, cringe boomer humor, or a commercial talking about racism. I'm pretty sure we are really close to the top. Id consider going cash, pm, or bitcoin.

>>24148829
Well open the sub up im curious to see it now

https://www.hellenicshippingnews.com/iron-ore-prices-hurtle-to-a-seven-year-high-coking-coal-prices-lag-on-quotas/

BUY CLF

>>24149743
shoo shoo CLF tranny

>>24149686
thanks america for spreading your niggerism all over the world

>>24149729
It kind of sucks, should have ordered something else. It's smoked ham, bacon, cheese, pickle, And mayo. Too salty, 5/10 wouldn't recommend.

>>24149666
this
priced in

the only thing that matters is when it's a surprise

>>24147447
It's bad enough that you're spamming shitcoin threads with your pajeet scam links.
Get the hell out of /smg/, we make our money the proper way, by playing J Pow's magical casino.

Sorry forgot picture

Thoughts on selling some AAPL for SQ?

>>24149266
I just don't want to wage anymore man.
But I need a safety net

>>24149762

$20 eoy

>>24147752
Because you're an actual fucking retard (pic related). Even if you do think it's going to crash, which I do, do the non-pussy thing and set limit orders.

14 more hours until pre-market bros

>>24149821
My dream is to just sell covered weeklies on SPY shares. Maybe one day.

>>24149821
$5K in a single week isn't enough not to wage slave anymore?

>>24149878
Sure it is. But it's not guaranteed.

Best place to live when your into the stock market

>>24149955
neither is daytrading

>>24149969
Taxes on gains are ok here in The Netherlands.
Only 4% per year over everything above 50k.

bros ive ascended. ive but droplets of a need for the primal. my mind reconfigures to wanting to learn and grow and experience and challenge myself within my field. and to keep that cycle, eternally, i need a system of wealth. i am up 90% on the year, this continues, it will continue. parallel to my sweet, arduous climb to the top of the mountain of wisdom. im at the starting line, i just want it all. this is the turning point

>>24149969
Not the US. We have the capital gains taxes of a communist country.

Imagine not being 100% invested in speculative meme stocks right now. Imagine hating money that much

>>24150013

It’s much less. Enter your net worth at the bottom of the page

https://www.berekenhet.nl/sparen-en-beleggen/belasting-box3-berekenen.html

>>24150079
Gotta keep those middle class plebs from getting too uppity.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>can't get into games, stocks too much fun
>can't get a hobby, stocks too much fun
>All I do is lift, learn, and stocks
>I can't stop looking at stock shit

Please help.

>>24150201
WHAT WAS IT

>>24150225
welcome to making it, anon

>>24150225
Seems like stocks are your hobby. Nothing wrong with that.

I am balls deep in XOM and USOIL./biz/raelis, what should I expect in the oncoming week?

>>24150225
same bro, liftan, stockan, sleepan, eatan. i used to game quite a lot but ive realised i dont make any gains doing that shit.

>>24149969
canadian TFSA are pretty dope

OZON IPO Tomorrow
Its a Russian eCommerce platform.
Get in for Russian gains

I just transferred $500. I usually put $500 of every paycheck in. Which would you buy?

>Home Depot (HD)
>Alibaba (BABA)
>iRobot (IRBT)

I feel like IRBT is quite undervalued.

>>24150271
whats he referring to? the spectacle?

>>24150066
Shill... if you think you will win, you will lose. This shit is like a chess game, you have to keep your guard up all the time. The games is over when it ends, no one knows the future.

>>24150225
stock market is my replacement for playing MMO browser strategy games like astroempires

all my years of scalping in online MMOs have finally pushed me to playing with real money
and it feels absolutely orgasmic when days like pic related happen

>>24150328
I wish I was autistic enough to obsess over, pick apart, and plan strictly to think this way I just don't care.

>>24150367
baba, but I'm a bababro already.

>8 days until i receive my pay

based nintendo going to make me rich thanks to their new Switch bundle

already sold out everywhere including Bestbuy, that was fast

>>24150381
>>24150273
>>24150271
If PLTR goes up next week I will have officially made it boys. Please pray for me.

>>24150498
I'm considering getting one. Not huge on the mario kart bundle. Mario kart is the most overrated game ever in my opinion.

>>24150367
>Boought BABA on the %20 dip
IRBT has a terrible estimated earnings next quarter

>>24148408
why the fuck not? if you arent day trading or buying options, its literally the best option out there. The only 0$ fee broker. I have both questrade and wealthismple, and use wealthsimple for long term holds.

>>24150341
Shill me this stock comrade

>>24150013
>>24150079
What about Austin texas

>>24150542
but mario kart is fun, who cares if it's overrated
there's also 200cc now if you want to tryhard and braking is actually necessary

it's also free (it's just a digital copy though). though im still kinda annoyed the Wii U port ended up being the mario kart game for the 2 generations in a row

>>24150225
Same anon, same. My schedule is literally.. wake up at 1PM, eat, computer, eat, computer, work-out, shower, eat, computer, go to bed at 5AM. Can't complain though, most people would probably consider this a dream life

>>24150666
Based satanic digits. What I'm saying is they've basically been releasing the same goddamn game since the gamecube. It was fun but they aren't really reinventing the wheel anymore.

where should i buy stuff for black friday deals? amazon? i was thinking of getting a nintendo switch now if they're super cheap.

>>24150717
turn a light on you'll ruin your eyes like that. consider putting some light behind your monitors too to reduce eye strain

>>24150370
you missed my point but failure never ceases in being a possibility

>>24150619
wealthsimple trade
-> can't hold a USD side to your account
-> lose a whopping 1.5% (exchange rate fee) when you buy any US stock on it. Lose ANOTHER 1.5% when you sell
that is NOT worth $0 commission fees. Anywhere else you can use the DLR.TO -> DLR.U vice versa trick to bypass the exchange rate fee

if you're just using it for canadian tickers, that's fine.. but what canadian tickers would you even want to buy? The Canadian ETFs that are basically QQQ and SPY are also fucking terrible for long term because they charge you an expense ratio even when all their holdings are literally just QQQ or SPY

can you imagine the audacity of an ETF manager charging you an expense when their holdings are pic related??

These bubblefags scaring me into not putting my extra 30k in.

>>24150717
So you don't work? How do you make money?
>>24150789
I'm going to GameStop unironically in the afternoon after all the psychos finish shopping. They had buy 1 get 1 free on ps3 and xbox 360 games. Great time to add to the collection. Have to go in store though, their online deals always suck.

>>24150521
Define making it.
You should just hold for 3-5 years

>>24150717
same (due to covid), pretty much same except with an 8 hour block of work (of which i probably only work about 4 hours of) whenever this shit is canceled and i can go back to my old job. still a dream life because i actually enjoy my job programming and soldering as an engineering tech at a corporation. lab work is super chill and when no one needs me for anything i day trade or read or go for walks around the really nice campus.

>>24147683
PLTR was never US only

>>24150813
You should be nervous. Let me make it easier for you to understand. The company that "makes" these cuck carriages has a market cap of 1 billion. The current market conditions are the most obvious bubble sign you'll ever see.

>>24147550
police from my state (Hessen) have already been using Gotham for 2 years

>>24150845
only time i leave my house/yard is to go to get groceries since march, anon.

>>24150922
I think you are underrating how useful despite looking cucked these things are in a big city

>>24150810
I am doing only Canadian yes, as I said wealthsimple is good for long term, so you hold stuff like AC.TO, CGX.TO, SU.TO, big companies that got fucked over by covid and will recover in 2-3 years.
As for ETF's, they are for lazy people but still 100x better than mutual fund shit so the tiny fee is fine in that case.
So all in all wealthsimple is better for CAD only, yes but doesn't mean you should ignore it.

>>24150928
Must be nice
>>24150963
People are fleeing the cities in droves. Most of the people that stay are either

A. Rich and would never embarrass themselves by being seen in one
B. Millennials or zoomers that are so poor they don't have a pot to piss in and most certainly don't have $18500 to buy one of those.
If these were cheap it might be worth the embarrassment but they cost more than a Kia and only have 3 wheels.

>>24149255

>>24150795
That's not comfy

>>24150845
No, I haven't worked a "normal" job for roughly 3 years now

>>24151012
>so you hold stuff like AC.TO, CGX.TO, SU.TO
im sorry what

you just listed 2 value traps and another company at legit risk of bankruptcy
you cant be serious

>>24151089
So what do you do? Just live off of savings and stock gains?

>>24150922
And? The world is cucked, fits right in

>>24150367
50/50 HD/BABA

>>24150922
The car looks gay but SOLO could sell them in India and SE Asia, especially if they are cheap. Whether or not they decide to do that is another question.

>>24151156
Cucked is accurate but overall we aren't living in reality. Eventually reality is going to poke it's head into the clown market and set things straight.

>>24151233
I wanna invest in mtch, not solo lol

You settled on the stock?
I'm proud of you, kid. It's your turn to make some real money.
https://youtu.be/sTUURvgx4Fs

>>24148063
Bump

>>24149266
Where can I learn to do this premium selling scheme? Can you give an example? What stocks are good to hold and do this on?
t. brainlet but want to be a brainchad

>>24151136

if for bankruptcy you are talking about AC, shit not gonna happen as they are already in talks of government bail out. I am betting on those 3 to recover to pre-covid levels yeah.

Yeah I am holding that as well as a bunch of dividend stocks like CU,GWO,CNQ,TD, etc
at least in wealthsimple for my CAD only.

Will the existence of btc ETFs affect the stockmarket in general? Or will it be the other way around?

>he isn’t 100% cash right now

>>24151270
no

>>24151281
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/08/covered-call.asp

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/introduction-to-put-writing/

tl;dr you get paid a tip (the premium) to set up what is essentially a limit sell (covered calls), and similarly you get paid a tip with a limit buy (puts)
you learn the specifics to be efficient about it

AMD has high volatility but also decent fundamentals so it's a popular ticker to write options on. Don't write options for something dying like AMC or something lel, when your puts get assigned, you don't want to be panicking that you just bought shares of a company that might go bankrupt

>>24151286
Best representation of dividends. To put it into perspective. KO last dividend payout was $0.41. a share of KO runs you $52. You would need over $50000 of KO to earn just $1600 a year in dividends, that's assuming the value of KO doesn't drop nullifying your dividend payout. Dividends are a fucking scam for brainlets.

>>24151393
how far out do you buy them? like for next week or for next month?

people starting to panic due to covid surging is bullish correct?

>>24151308
no im talking about cineplex
AC is also a value trap and you're overestimating its "recovery" when it lost billions throughout covid and diluted it stocks to get by. A bail out isn't necessarily a good thing for you as a shareholder. Suncor is also losing a shit ton of money, I'd sooner buy something like PPL.TO since they've actually stayed green the entire year (balance sheet is still not pretty though)
If you're not even outperforming SPY with those picks, you're just losing money

are you sure you're not just putting the cart before the horse? You sound like you're just trading Canadian stocks because of the free commisions, not because they're actually performing well (they are NOT performing well lel). My TFSA is 100% USD right now and I would be a fucking idiot if I was still holding 25% RioCan or some other stale canadian garbage

imagine only getting +20% when everything else mooned +50%. Don't forget about opportunity cost, you essentially lost -30% even if you didn't actually turn red on your pick

>>24147274
BABA, VSTM, UCO

>>24151495
learn your greek in that case
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/theta.asp

generally 1 month out because that's when options lose their value fast
Also make sure your broker doesn't charge you an absurd fee for options assignment. Won't be worth selling options if on the chance you do get assigned you're broker charges you an extra fee (like $50 lel) to process it

This is why in leafland it's only reasonable to sell options if you're under InteractiveBrokers. Everyone else charges an absurd fees

PLTR to 40! I don't care what they do. Nor should you. Long as that stock price keeps climbing towards the sky life is good.

>>24151549
stocks only go up

>>24151356
Your right i'm 330% in crsr through margin and up 13k already, leaving at $50

>>24151563
I am pretty much doing Canadian cause of the commission yeah. I day trade on wealthsimple as well and make around 100$ a day in 2 trades(so around 15 min of time spent) scalping AC ( I'm a uni student so it's decent for me). I used to do it on questrade but the 10$ fee there and back was too fucking much in the long run and I hated it. So I went to wealthsimple and scalped Spotify. I remember it went up 3% a day but when I sold I ended up making no profit cause of the exchange fee lel. So I thought "fuk that ima stay Canadian now."
Im not to sure if using questrade would be better for me in my situation. Im scalping AC.TO mostly with around 10K In my personal.

germanfags here?

mainstream wannabe science program made a PALANTIR EVIL LOL commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm1DhLgvFCE&feature=youtu.be

$500 EO2022

>>24151356
after we just had REGN news over the weekend, it looks like small caps are going to be green

Hey /biz/, been keeping the majority of my capital in cash for longer than I'd like to admit but I'm looking for a safe long-term investment strategy (30 years) and not really sure what makes the most sense right now. Been thinking about just putting it all into the stock market through diversified ETFs, but with the craziness of everything lately, the idea of just dumping it all at a time like this kinda freaks me out and can't help but feel compelled to wait things out. Advice, suggestions?

>>24151924
look into Interactivebrokers

sure you can try scalping on canadian stocks with the commission fee, but like don't you have actual long term holds (>3 year outlook) that you aren't micromanaging? The commission fee is negligible, and fat chance that you're going to outperform US stocks with Canadian stocks
besides you're not even paying taxes unlike all the US traders, use your advantage

alternatively, look at InteractiveBrokers
You're not going to be able to play with options on Questrade because their fees are ridicilous. Something like $10 flat rate + $1/contract, $50 fee if you get assigned or something!!! With interactive brokers (not shown on pic related though), it'll amount to $2-$3 per trade instead AND no options assignment fee
I'm transferring over soon since my buddy keeps telling me about it, just dont wanna lock up my account right now if i do transfer, not right now when some shit might happen overnight and I need to be ready with a stop loss

>>24147303
Buy Miners in general good play

>>24149773
I had one at a former job. Quickly grabbed one as only a few remained that some ordered for the employees, it was a veggie only sub...... Tasted alright but nothing amazing. I could eat it daily for nourishment and change of taste (i dont eat a lot of veggies) but flavorwise it was just okay

>>24151152
I Trade, withdraw every month to pay the bills but my expenses are minimal so I mostly re-invests most of the money I withdraw into real estate. I'm not touching my long-term investments

>>24147040
stonks only go up, ok?

>>24149807
What the!? My puny veggie sub I got from a previous job was more stuffed than this lol

MARAuders check in

>>24152143
30 years? wtf, do people can plan 30 year ahead? That is fucking insane, we could have wars, whole countries could disappear, we could have a new pandemic like covid every 10 years. I am sorry if I am ignorant about economy, but that looks really stupid to me, there is no way to think in economics in 30 years in my point of view.

THERE'S NO NEED TO HAVE ANY FEAR. IN A BEAR MARKET THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE NASDAQ TRADING. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?

Navy Admiral making visit to Taiwan, bearish or bullish?

>>24147040
IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL HHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG I COOOOOOM

>>24147740

>>24149807
That's just sad. I hope you didn't pay a lot for that. If you did you got ripped off. Hell the subway up the road stuffs theirs full.

>>24151356
>NGMI

>>24151480
>Best representation of dividends
Based and blackpilled

will daddy Powell give us enough stimuli?

>>24148063
Soon

https://youtu.be/9S9VV-NNmXc

https://youtu.be/7BgCKF5abz4

>>24149859
not sure why you get so pissed because ill avoid an 80 point ES Gap down..you wont.

Seethe faggot.

Remember this post

>>24152274
Only blacks deal with the Dow

>>24152162
thanks, ill look into it, I don't plan to play options unless it's a covered play of some sort, cause I have like a 30% win rate with them(although that 30% was was the shitty questrade fees).
but yeah your probably right that I should probably concentrate more on the US.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jphh1YnITF4

>>24152348
Trump is trying to make it hard as possible for new Biden admin so I don't see any action till after 1/20/2021. Never mind that hey, people are dying, seems it's more important to stick it to the incoming admin.

>>24152241
It's a number 13, don't order it. Should have gone with a #1 the pepe

>>24152442
People dying doesn't matter as long as my stocks go up. Who cares.

>>24147040
Kinda worried about the rising numbers + thanksgiving mix

>>24152510
based

Anybody worried about PLTR dumping once the lockup expires should read this:
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4390842-palantirs-lock-up-period

tl;dr: employees who wanted to dump their shares could have done it at any time through back channels over the 17 yrs they had pre-IPO. Bullish af, PLTR to $100 in a few months.

>>24152510
Ok your cool with waiting a month before more free money is dumped in? Your ok with waiting a month where nothing is happening? Your ok with watching your stocks maybe taking a big shat over the loss of the free money. I mean the only good part about it is your maybe getting cheap stocks during this limbo month..

>>24152600
Unironically, PLTR will kick AAPL off NASDAQ and be the first to hit 5 trillion mcap. Screencap this post.

Are you guys still in oil tankers or is that meme dead?

>>24151393
>Don't write options for something dying like AMC or something lel, when your puts get assigned, you don't want to be panicking that you just bought shares of a company that might go bankrupt
Kekd

>>24151670
>PLTR to 40! I don't care what they do. Nor should you.
I agree. In-Q-Tel (CIA front) has guaranteed this company. The only way this SP drops is if there is civil war and PLTR employees are being targeted for death.

>>24152421
THIS FAGGOT KNOWS HIS STUFF. SELL THE $1.50.

>>24152143
>long term 30 years
evergreen industries

what should i buy i got 500 dollarinos

>>24152676
you never hear from them again because they already roped themselves, tanker stock general is dead

same thing with anons shilling other shit like SSNS and KTOV
I dunno why XOM anons are still alive though

>>24152752
A tranny hooker

>>24147274
SPY, HD, BABA, AAPL, BRKB, MRK, UNH, V, VRTX, JPM, DIS, LMT, gold

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

NEW THREAd

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>>24147274
NAK, MVIS, and MPLN. Want in in PLTR but waiting until March when the rest of the shares hit, or a bigger correction

>>24152758
Did they rope because they actually made a bad choice or because the waiting game is difficult? For most of the big players in tankers now actually seems like a better buy in than a few months ago. Not sure if i should touch it at all though.

>>24149048
>t. a retard

Krispy Kreme are the best

>>24147574
Ev are starting to be profitable and the stock market looks to the future. Of course their P/E ratios are high. With that logic you would never buy any tech stock.

>>24148073
A good investor identifies promising companies in the future, buying when others are fearful or ignore them. Then there is people that will buy NIO and Palantir at 200$ in 5 years thinking that they are good investors.