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I work as a Canadian plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.

Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

>> No.24135412

>>24135395
Oh eh you have poop in your toilet eh whats that aboat eh

>> No.24135487

>>24135395
>cucks
The pasta uses "chuds", not "cucks". Imagine being such an insecure incel pissbaby nazi that you have to steal a leftypol meme and re-appropriate it to fit your deranged bigotry.

>> No.24135490

So basically you scam the elderly, congrats

>> No.24135526

>>24135395
No amount of money will take away the indignity of spending all day squatting stooping bending getting down on your hands and knees like a fucking serf and servicing appliances full of other people's smelly shit. this is what tradies don't realize.

Id rather work in an air conditioned office, wear nice clothes, and feel dignified for 20/hr than racing around in a shitty white van getting on my knees and servicing other people.

>> No.24135559
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24135559

>>24135526
>bending getting down on your hands and knees like a fucking serf and servicing appliances full of other people's smelly shit

>> No.24135579

>>24135526
I’m fucking dead this is classic

>> No.24135580

oh eh this lil guys a floater eh? oh, hard to get this one owt isn't it, eh?

lewks laik somewuhn shoved a loonie down yer toilet eh. whats that aboat, eh?

>> No.24136167

This is the Greatest plumbing moment of All Time

>> No.24136250

>>24135526
The idea is you only do that for a few years before you become king serf and have a bunch of white vans full of other cucks.

>> No.24136328

>>24135395

based and plumbpilled

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>>24135395
>Canadian

stopped reading right there

>> No.24136398

>>24136250
but not everyone can become a king serf, most will be slaving away their entire life.

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>>24135526
>like a fucking serf and servicing appliances full of other people's smelly shit
>racing around in a shitty white van getting on my knees and servicing other people

>> No.24136413

>>24135395
Why did you feel the need to mention you were a Canadian

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24136418

>>24135559
>Clean it up, wagie!