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what human being is unironically ok with looking like this? why is he ok with this?

>> No.24132819

>>24132803
He looks based

>> No.24132828

>>24132803
What do you want him to do?

>> No.24132834

>>24132803
He's fine looking that way because nobody will dare mock him after he becomes the most powerful person in the world

>> No.24132837

>>24132803
Remember kids, if you're balding grow your hair out really long.

>> No.24132838

I want that based XRP pin, after this stage is done

>> No.24132841

>>24132803
niggers

>> No.24132844

impressive unix beard/haircut

>> No.24132850

>>24132803
he has money, a man doesnt need anything else

>> No.24132863
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me no buy no stinky bit rock

>> No.24132881

>>24132803
is he jewish? he looks jewish

>> No.24132882
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>>24132803
He’s perfect

>> No.24132916

>>24132837
Are there people on biz unironically paying money for haircuts

>> No.24132939

>>24132803
He looks half neanderthal

>> No.24132950
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>>24132837
based and devpilled

>> No.24132962

The way this guy looks makes me want to go all in

>> No.24132967
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>>24132803
probably gets laid more than you, unironically speaking

>> No.24132971

Who even is this

>> No.24133000

>>24132967
anyone got the picture of him with the hot blonde?

>> No.24133005

>>24132837
i did that for a while, then i realised i just have a receding hairline and not quite going bald in the middle of my head yet

>> No.24133010
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>>24132950

>> No.24133045

>>24132803
That's a modern day Neanderthal.

>> No.24133211

>>24132828
shave that fucking filth off his cranium.

>> No.24133238

>>24132803
He looks cool as fuck.

>> No.24133289

>>24132803
because he's probably getting pussy regardless, top in his field and probably rich as fuck, but most of you are incels so you wouldn't get it.

>> No.24133850

>>24132971
the crypto ogre

>> No.24133873

>>24132803
Thanks I'll try not to look so hideous for you in my next appearance.

>> No.24133943

>>24132803
fucking based.
who gives a shit about looking like the other apes

>> No.24133972

>>24133873
You look pretty ok, Op is a faggit

>> No.24133989

>>24132803
He’s Jewish l, Jews aren’t human

>> No.24134242

He min-maxed in the character creator, high intelligence low charisma low luck. He brute forces reality with pure intelligence and leaves nothing to chance.

>> No.24134275

>>24132803
Lol David Schwartz is chad as fuck you slack jawed faggot. Guy is a fucking beast and slays elite class women daily. He's a beast, a literal, bonafide alpha male and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

>> No.24134279

this is a man who projects his ULTIMATE UTILITY with his chad jaw and high-t balding, while secretly scoffing at all pathetic plebs and their obsessions with vanity

>> No.24134307
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>>24133000

>> No.24134308

>>24132803
He combed his hair. Imagine him looking in the mirror, combing his hair for a while and then putting the comb away as if he accomplished something.

>> No.24134310

>>24132803
Jesus Christ, he looks like the Geico caveman.

>> No.24134321

>>24134275
cope

>> No.24134350

>>24134321
unironically it is you saying cope who is coping

>> No.24134353

>>24132803
If Chainlink is blockchain agnostic then XRP is blockchain Jewish.

>> No.24134365

Balding people should accept it and fucking shave their head if they have no money for a transplant or don't want to use Minoxidil/Finasteride.

>> No.24134373

>>24134279
Yep. David Schwartz is the middle of the room. Other guys spend 30 hours a week in the gym trying to look buff and get strong to overcompensate for their inherent beta qualities, but at the end of the day they will ALWAYS take orders from the very top, the true alpha male who everyone moves around. Bear in mind, this guy is so influential he's single-handedly going to bring down the entire economic system as we know it just because he came up with something better and wanted to see it happen lmao. The One True GigaChad's pure desire is what EVERYTHING in this reality circles round. Everything and everyone else is like the debris that spins around Saturn.

>> No.24134400

>>24134307
wait...where did you get this...what t-the fuck how did you get...oh god my hard drive, i left it at the library

FFFFUUUUUUCK

my point was, you drooling retard, that when you are a billionaire genius who also happens to be the architect of the financial platform that will revolutionize the world economy, you can look like Grendel and still pull 10/10 pussy until you're tired of it.

they will build statues of David Schwartz on the moon and mars.

>> No.24134421

>>24132803
OP see this:
>>24132850

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>>24132803
>human being

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>>24134242
LMAO TOP SCHIZO BAANTZ

>> No.24134485

you can tell by his face that if he got fit and shaved his head he'd be extremely attractive.

>> No.24134515

>>24132803
david schwartz is legit 200 IQ, you think he gives two shits?

>> No.24134537

>>24132803
I'm sure he'd think the same thing to himself if he had the misfortune of crossing your path, Anon.

>> No.24134587

>>24132803
In his tribe many look similar and worse. That's who he compares himself to. They interbred with cave gnomes in the 12th century before gnomes went extinct.

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This man’s brain operates on a whole other level. Oh and he is Satoshi Nakamoto.

XRP is the standard.

>> No.24134633

i feel like i'm going to be on a wild roller coaster these next few weeks

>> No.24134774

>>24132803
He's okay with it because hes fucking rich

>> No.24134793

>>24133211
kinky

>> No.24134950

>>24133211
lmao

>> No.24135050

you may not like it but this is what peak performance cryptographers look like.

>> No.24135618

>>24134774
hes broke his wife made him sell it all in 2012 simpcuck confirmed ngmi

>> No.24135904

>>24132881
are you stupid? you sound stupid

>> No.24136191

>>24132803
WHY IS HE ALWAYS SHRUGGING? STOP SHRUGGING! PUT YOUR FUCKING SHOULDERS DOWN!

>> No.24136404

>>24133211
Which half?
Should he leave the jewlocks?

>> No.24136439

>>24136404
NO

>> No.24136457

>>24133211
gay twink, he looks like an alpha neanderthal

>> No.24136460

>>24134373
I'm waiting on xrp to moon solely so I can neet it up and spend 30 hours a week in the gym (after paying off mom and grandma's house, car etc)

>> No.24136478

>>24132881
No he is Greek

>> No.24136497

>>24132803
Imaging thinking looks means anything at all other than how to trick someone. I bet you’ve been scammed by 300 homeless men wearing suits. Lol low IQ retard.

>> No.24136510

can someone create this thread on /r/cc, I would like to know what redditors think of this

>> No.24136567

>>24132803
he looks like he showered and combed his hair. and he's not wearing some faggot kitten t-shirt. (or the same fucking t-shirt for 10 years, zuckerberg)

>> No.24137325

>>24133873
Thanks for creating money that is making me money man. Keep the long hair. Keep it based. You have my energy.

>> No.24137336

Also take MCT oil and buy a 10 dollar micro needler for hair gains.