/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24118383
Transfer it to xmr and then change xmr to bitcoin on some anonymous exchange

>>24118383
Btc > renbtc > renzcash > zcash > shielded transfer > renzcash > renbtc > btc > pay with btc

just buy crypto and become a heavy bagholder, the heavier your bags the better, you won't even need steroids.

>>24118383
> stay anon buying steroids
I guarantee there is not a bored cop on earth who cares about you buying steroids lmao

>>24118383
If steroids arent a controlled substance youre wasting your time though imo. There's very few if any penalty for buying noncontrolled substances

>>24118383
You're being paranoid. The feds aren't going to track you and kick in your door because you bought a little gear online. Vendors tend to use fresh addresses when receiving payment. If you want to feel safe then don't send payment directly from coinbase. Send it to a desktop wallet first.

>>24118383
Just buy it, you really think you're going to get arrested for buying 3 vials of test cyp and some arimidex?
Have fun at your court date in 2025 btw

>>24118559
When buying drugs except street drugs where reagan cops will come at you generally its the DEA you need to worry about, not cops. And DEA only worries about drugs on their controlled list

Don’t do steroids. Also don’t use Coinbase.

>>24118383
hrt.cafe

>>24118383
Bro, you don’t need steroids. Unless you’re Hitting a plateau natural growth can be enhanced with supplements like protein creatine and bcaas. Only get steroids sarms anvar or the like if you can properly cycle and monitor your health and body fluid levels. Blood, testosterone, etc

>>24118559
>>24118591
>>24118617
i know but id rather operate with an abundance of caution and maybe learn something along the way

>>24118580
>>24118621
anabolics are schedule III on the dea list

>>24118692
>>24118626
been there done that anon, im in my 30s the days of easy gains are far behind me just looking at doing a basic cycle of test to feel like im not completely wasting my time

>>24118921
That’s a meme, but damn 30 and barely starting? Ewww no amount of steroids will help you. You’ll lose your balls and hair before you can bench a lmao 1pl8

>>24119091
no not just starting lol just no longer seeing any worthwhile progress, i still enjoy lifting but it'd be nice to feel like i was actually doing something other than maintaining my physique

>>24119135
Just go on TRT, you can stay on it your entire life
Watch Greg Doucette on TRT

>>24118383
Dont spend from your coinbase account. Send it to another wallet and go from there. Cb will lock your account if you send crypto to certain accounts

>>24119213
Found the complete and utter faggot

>>24119135
Abandon humanity brother, that’s the only way 8hour workouts

>>24119213
yeah i've looked into it, i'm getting my bloodwork done to check my levels but don't anticipate them being low enough for a doctor to write me a script

>>24119091
>You’ll lose your balls
Hilarious how natty faggots know absolutely nothing about steroids but act like they're experts on it

>>24118921
I would heavily recommend against publicly buying it then like the retards here are recommending. DEA is no joke.

>>24118383
>afraid of buying illegal shit
>use a payment method linked to your bank account with a public ledger that requires no warrants to view
>too dumb to realize the weakest link in the exchange is the package of illegal steroids with your name on it
>mail man delivers to wrong address, vendor puts wrong address on package, package gets torn open by mistake, etc.

>>24118383
MONERO

>>24118515
No monero?

>>24118383
1. Go to gym.
2. Find a roidhead.
3. Ask him to buy some juice with cash.
???
profit

safer, faster, cheaper.

GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>24120335
Gyms are closed nigger , HOME GYM MASTER RACE

>>24118383
Just ask roided people at your gym.
I actually did it, gave me the telegram contact of the test dealer, gave him cash for test, ez

I buy steroids frequently on the darknet and send straight from the exchange to the vendor wallet. Nobody is going to arrest me for taking testosterone or buying it.

All of this in Minecraft, of course, and I'm just larping.

>>24118383
Dont do steroids ok. I did when I was 19-21. It will fuck up your endocrine system. Your body will never be the same.

>>24119726
well...you aren't wrong

>>24120335
lol not really safer or cheaper

>>24120821
i'm 32 if anything i'm already past my peak, i have like 3-6 decent years left physical health wise before things get funky anyway i'd imagine

>>24121017
I'm in the same boat. 35 and just started another cycle after about 3 years since the last one. The difference is night and day. Second kid on the way and no plans for more so I'll probably remain on at least a trt does for the rest of my life.

Its a bit annoying to have to buy it on the markets but there are virtually no trt clinics in my country.

>>24118383
isn't this shit well sketchy?
and for the record, theres not all that much under the Sun I hard pass otherwise

>>24120751
Also modern markets generate a new address for every transaction so unless the vendor gets busted and wasn't storing your address secutely/at all, it seems fine.

>>24121085
>>24121419
got it, i'm ignorant on how crypto works in general but i just found it odd i was being asked for my ID

>>24121313
it carries some risk for sure, but at this point i've "done the right thing" for quite some time and not close to being a family man at 32 so i figure i might have to squeeze some more life out while i still can if this is how its gonna be

>>24119091
I started taking a low amount of test in my 30s and I will mog you

t. close gripped 315x8 today

>>24118559
This. Where the fuck do you live to be so concerned? You can buy this shit from clearnet Indian pharmacies with credit card and nobody will give a fuck.
Even better if you want to save money, you can schedule a virtual appointment with a doctor and they will write a prescription for you. Then you can get it directly from the pharmacy.

>>24120095
Monero is good too if you can figure out how to get it. Ren will add monero some day but for now if you want to go the nonKYC route zcash is all they offer for now

>>24119726
This. Most people aren't that important for adversaries to bother follwoing money trails.