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24092444 No.24092444 [Reply] [Original]

How do you neet if your poor

>> No.24092524

It's only viable if your parents own thier own home or if you live in government subsidized housing. Otherwise it's the wageslave life

>> No.24092526
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>>24092444
first, learn that "your" is possessive, whilst "you're" stands for "you are".
You'd be surprised at how learning these little things in life can actually help!

>> No.24092553

>>24092444
Wasted trips
get a job

>> No.24092562
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>>24092444
Buy as much statera as you can. It is very cheap right now. Wait untill it pumps then pool. Live comfortably for the rest of your life.

>> No.24093082

>>24092444
wage temporarily, buy crypto

>> No.24093168

>>24092444
you dont unless the rents or govvie lets you and you play by ((((their)))) rules. Do you think homeless people want to be on the street?

>> No.24093206

>>24093168
>He doesn't live in Norway
ngmi
ever

>> No.24093252

>>24092444
get a bs online job and trade while you do it

>> No.24093261

>>24092444
You can’t, if you don’t have money you can’t pay rent vidya porn or coonsoom

>> No.24093277

>>24092524
this

>> No.24093340

>>24093261
In Norway, you can rent a 1k-1.5k apartment, and have surplus of 1k every month, for free. All you need to do is fake disability. Which is like 30-35% of the population. So basically free house and expenses for weed and food and whatever you want kek. But dont tell anyone this ofc

>> No.24093474

>>24093340
so a third of the population is disabled and no one notices?

>> No.24093507

>>24093474
People are faking disability, maybe 5% of those 30-35% are really disabled. So lets say you want to neet, go to doctor, fake ME disease or severe depression, well gz you can neet forever. Literally that easy.

>> No.24093576

>>24093507
And yes if you get kids on top of that, you can earn dollars per kid lol. I just had to vent what a joke it is

>> No.24093585

>>24093507
yea until your bitch ass aunt janet north korea narcs on you

>> No.24093593
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>>24093474
(((emotional))) handicap

>> No.24093599

>>24093507
>>24093576
that's why people don't want to pay taxes

>> No.24093609

>>24093585
Well it doesn't matter, all that matters is your paper from the doctor right. That easy, nobody cares if someone says otherwise

>> No.24093675

>>24093599
Well do they have a choice? Nope. Either pay tax or get fucked

>> No.24093683

>>24093609
Yea until aunt janet takes it upon herself to call your jewcologist and youre put on the jew list and cant be prescribed fake depression anymore. Klaus is coming for the neets.

>> No.24093750

>>24093683
It doesn't work like that. If you want to neet forever, just move to norway, claim citizenship, fake disability, gz set for life. I'm literally giving you the key to neetdom

>> No.24093793

>>24093675
people who earn less pay less taxes. doesn't make any sense.

>> No.24093946

>>24092444
Kleros doesnt understand that word sir

>> No.24093991

>>24093750
i hope that never falls through for you. If i was on your kleros court to determine your diagnosis as hired by Klaus for independent fair contract second opinion for your jewcologist id probably vote its fake depression, sir. Please do not hate the courts sirs

>> No.24094153

>>24093252
Any tips?

>> No.24094252
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>>24092444
Dont be poor, problem solved

>> No.24094295

>>24094252
Sadly its the only way

>> No.24094377

>>24094153
online help desk, cust rep or an online assistant

no skills needed and pays at least minimum wage