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Lol why do you think jannies are for? Let him do it

>>24082847
>anon left those disgusting skid marks

>shitting at work

boomer

>>24082847
Just work from home bro

I didn't know people minded those marks until my family told me.

>>24083072
Do you also piss while standing up?

>>24082847
Don't ever do that again.

>>24082847
Very good OP, I do the same. Don't be a disgusting incel like the other 'people' here.

If you dont shit on the clock youre NGMI. i only take shits on the clock i do everything BUT work on the clock.

>>24082847
anyone who shits at work is a fucking serial-killer level psychopath
It has nothing to do with shitting at work or "relieving oneself" - you get extreme pleasure out of watching people get sick while breathing your shit fumes

Can't bring yourself to hurt anyone, because you know you're just stupid enough to get caught - so you literally just shit up the place instead, because nobody can do a fucking thing about it

>>24083603
this shit sounds disgusting to me going into to public stalls like a fucking animal with other people around for me

wagecucking is so fucked

I can't. I just can't take a shit anywhere where other people might be around. I can only shit at home, or innawoods when I go camping in the wilderness. Once I didn't shit for 10 days due an army exercise where I was around people all the time. Literal bricks when o got home, and shat for a good 10 minutes.

You’re literally a faggot if you use a toilet seat cover. I once got a splash back in heavily used construction portapotty. After that day yeah no fucking point and no god. Any time I hear that paper sound when someone is taking a cover out I immediately think cuck.

>>24082847
Why the fuck do you shit at work

>>24082918
You get a dime when you poop on company time, fren.

>>24082847
Chuckled sensibly.

>>24082903
>not getting paid to shit

>>24082903
>>24083778
If you do your daily shit at work then that's about 70 hours a year you're getting paid to shit.

>>24083189
This is a good point desu. I always blast the skid marks off with piss. It's the best way tbqh

>>24084098
If you're good at something don't do it for free

>>24083603
I usually shit 3-4 times a day. How do you not shit at work??

>>24084104
I mean, I get the point, but I can't fucking shit at any public place
How can you fuckers do it? Do your bowels feel good when taking a dump at work?

>use company toilet
>leave skid marks in the bowl and shit all over the toilet seat
>decide to piss all over the floor and on the toilet paper dispenser
>throw the toilet brush in the sink on my way out
>realise that I don't work here and I'm unemployed

>>24084196
Amazing. So much better than at home. Mostly because of janny.

>>24084196
everything that doesn't pay rent gets expelled, no matter where, work, parks, behind the dumpster; embrace your animal spirit

>>24083701
You're full of shit, no one can go that long without shitting before they get internal poisoning

>he doesn’t leave floaters in the toilet to SHIT MOG his pussy ass coworkers
Ngmi

>>24083734
I use paper even in my own house if the toilet has been used by someone who isn't me or my gf more than once, I don't know you, but I do see those piss droplets that you didn't wipe, and even if you wiped them and it appears clean I will assume you didn't rinse. I use 9/12 squares of tp per shit for this purpose, depending on the size.

>>24084323
>inb4 clean ur bath
I do, thank you for your concern, just might not be on the same day

>>24082847
Good fucking god, you autismo fucks. It's a toilet. There's gonna be shit in it. Especially a public toilet. I mean, it's gross to not flush at all, sure, but going and getting the toilet brush because there is some shit remnant in the toilet is beyond cucked.
>>24082877
This is the way. Especially since a few more flushes usually washes it off anyway.
>>24083072
Only retards do, stop worrying about it.
>>24083603
Imagine thinking that taking a shit when you need to shit is some kind of psychopathy. Enjoy your colon cancer.
>>24083692
Wagecucking is fucked, but this isn't why.
>>24083734
Based.
>>24084131
A public service if one is so inclined.

>>24084282
I think it's possible
>I did a week in summer camp when I was a kid

>>24084305
fucking based, I always clog the toilet and leave a few nuggets that float up when you flush

>>24083734
If I'm shitting on a public toilet I'll usually wipe the seat with toilet paper to make sure I'm not sitting in piss and then when I shit it gets caught in the net of tp, thereby preventing splashback. I agree that anyone who uses the shitting crinkly paper cover is a fuck though.
>>24084323
You have autism

>>24084398
>Only retards do, stop worrying about it.
You're the retard.
3 posts in a bait thread, I'm out

>>24084415
This. I didn't shit or take a shower when I was at boyscouts camp.

>>24084282
>You're full of shit
true, he was

>>24084398
That gif is art

>>24084450
You and everyone else here who is worried about evidence of shit IN A FUCKING TOILET are the retards.

>>24084488
Based double dubs of artistic appreciation

>>24082847
i never do this things out of shame, i do them out of compassion, empathy for the others.

>>24084437
>Wipe the seat
Like that will change anything, even leaving a single layer of tp as I described will put you in contact with piss, shit and dirt from the disgusting mop the janitor probably uses to clean both floor and seat, no thank you. The single layer is just for limited shared bathrooms, like a small office or a shared apartment. If it's a high traffic area i'll squat above the seat.
>4 posts

>>24084502
I'm talking about the part that you sit on, not inside, even though you used paper to clean your ass, it is sitting there, you can wipe the residue before flushing you animal.

>>24084669
Did you even read the thread? OP is talking about skid marks inside the bowl.
>Use company toilet
>Leave skid marks in the bowl
>Clean them off with the toilet brush out of shame
I wouldn't leave shit on the seat either, but seriously, who has that problem?

>>24084247

>>24082847
>not doing sloppy shits in the work toilet, using a ton of toilet paper then not even flushing it

>>24084747
My autistic rage was towards the anon that belittled people using a layer of anything between buttchecks and seat in public toilets.
I was extremely precise in saying 9/12 squares of tp because I agree bringing around expecially made toilet covers is too much, even for me, and because I wanted to virtue signal that I do care for the environment, if you want to.

>>24084909
especially, wtf

>>24084196
>he doesn't grunt while shitting at work
>he doesn't occasionally let out a howl that can be heard across the office
>he doesn't apply additional force to make the splash louder
>he doesn't say "Hi Jeff" when he recognizes the *plip**plop**pfflip* pattern of his coworker
>he doesnt invite Jeff to get baptized at his church BaptismBBQ for the 50th time
It's like you want to be beta your whole life

>>24084196
Yes, it will change your life.

>>24085091
I only want a woman to take a huge dump in my chest

>>24084747
what can i eat to projectile shit like this? macaroni and whiskey?

JANNY YOU BETTER SCRUB THIS THREAD CLEAN WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE, WE DON'T PAY YOU NOTHING FOR NOTHING!!!

>>24083701
Seems possible. I went 6 days without shitting at summer camp. Some of us are evolving so that an annual dump is all that is needed.

>>24083603
I shit at least 3 times at work. There is something tribally satisfying about taking a nice big steamy log at the office in a very knowing that females are biologically programmed to turn onto the hormones emitted by male feces and that most of them will go for a curious sniff once the immediate reaction of disgust has transformed into blatant sexual arousal. I am not joking: one time, I took a nasty shit. Really bad. So bad I was scared it'd leak into the conference room next door. Whatever.. one the way out I pass a girl, pretty cute, not over the top but I am a reasonable guy, I nod and pray she enters the bathroom I just annihilated. She fucking does and I burst into laughter. Get this. At the end of the conference she fucking hits on me. Too bad she is flirting with a drooling social retard, but still...my shit literally is better at getting me laid than I am

With such btc pumping more people try to find good platforms and alts
Recently came across DuckDAO, did you try to play there? Seems like it is the first crypto incubator with a well-build tokenomic.

>>24082847
You're a good, emphatic person, I'm glad there are people like you in this world.

i exclusively shit at work, havent had a shit at home in years