/biz/ - Business & Finance

if red ID PLTR dumps 20% tomorrow

>>24067636
Rolling

>>24067636
can't fight against fate

>>24067636
Thanks for the +20% on my PLTR mr. green id

>>24067636
nope

Holy fuck, Pence just announced vaccines will be distributed as early as December and futures is blood red.
Oh yeah, I forgot the Jews are raging about the stimulus. Eat my ass Jews, I'd rather the economy go to zero then give you another doller.

Alright, you guys need to get into NGA. It's gonna do a NIO run. Like KNDI has. EV play, merging with company that has deal with Amazon for EV trucks.

im ready to throw 10k into calls expiring 3 months from now

now tell me why i should or should not. say i believe this company has good potential but high risk dependant on information that comes out. i can turn 10k into 6 figures or 0. if it hits 6 figures i will not have to work.

Does the Robinhood iOS app run on the new Apple Silicon Macbooks? Asking for a fiend.

spy tanking

>inb4

>>24067636
anons have been doing this all day, it always ends up green.

>>24067632
>make lingerie fighters dress like anime gurls
>save BOTY

Worked in Japan.

Markets, plz fill my 1 million share order for $100

What just happened? All stay-at-home stocks are up after hours.

>>24067676
There are no proofs of that happening.

I fucking told you idiots earlier today the big boys were pumping it up to dump on you fags later. blood will run tomorrow and all next week. it's not just turkeys being slaughtered at thanksgiving

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24067688
dubs confirm sorry boys.

Reminder to load up on RBLX after IPO

What stock do I buy puts on if I think there will be lockdowns by monday and massive red day

>tfw I realized I am most likely to kill myself out of all of smg and maybe most pathetic 4chan user including trannies
lol
Some of you guys were fun to be laughed at by

The purpose of my life maybe is to help others feel better by comparison. If Id have figured it out in highschool at least they could still say I had potential at my funeral

>>24067709
Damn, if I had the money I could legit buy the majority stake in the company and turn it into a meme with zoomers.
You could have it be interactive on the stream, like watchers could vote on what weapons to give the fighters and what characters would be fighting.

>>24067727
Oh but it is. Read Bloomberg

>>24067741
Lockdowns are bullish because it destroys the competition of big business

>>24067756
You could even do a Vtuber style set up, where they fight but the zoomers and watchers only see the VR characters fighting, too add to the weeb factor.

>>24067752
how much money do you have and what's in your portfolio?

>>24067752
if only they had horse cocks

This is the first DIX reading at over 45% since early August, signaling bullish activity on dark pools. Why? Is now actually the time to buy?

>>24067752
if you have the luxury to buy stocks and access the internet, you really are not doing as bad as you think you are

>>24067752

never too late anon.

>>24067756
I think BOTY seriously has long term potential.

The hardest part is finding the 7 out of 10 + women that would do it.

Everything else is easy

>>24067780
Kind of this. This is actually why corporate tax increases are bullish, because it only affects smaller competition.

>>24067799
why do you keep talking about DIX hehe

>>24067636
PLTR going to $20 tomorrow

>>24067830
>>24067780
Bullish for amazon I’m asking what stock can I PUT to make money on the next lockdown on monday if it were to happen

>>24067631
Hypothetical question here
Let's say I work at TGT as a seasonal part time job during college (just running fulfillment for online orders, but every employee has access to revenue records for the store, and I'm magically able to found out how to find more than just our store) and made some trades knowing (thinking) we might beat earnings. At what point would the SEC think to investigate?
As a broke college kid I know they don't care about me, but at what point would they? And do they get flags more from position in the company or size of the trade. Do they discriminate between trades (ie buying $500k shares vs 500k in calls)?

>>24067799
post yfw when Trump wins and markets explode upwards

>>24067752

listen retard

listen to me okay
go read Socrates, go read Aristotle (fuck Plato)
go read Cicero, go read Aquinas
go read Ayn Rand and Malthus and every other fucking philosopher you can find

if you havent done all that then you arent ready to kill yourself

>>24067830
Damn. Never thought of it that way.

>>24067807
it's comparatively great
but it's also like my whole life has been an out of body experience and I don't know what I want or how to take care of myself and I'm incompetant and everything always feels bad

>order to buy PLTR goes through this morning
>now 1 hour from closing
>it's already up fucking 6%
I never should have doubted you, /smg/.

>>24067838
Preach, brother.

>>24067826
Yeah but I'm not selling fucken PLTR for BOTY, kek

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SELL SELL SELL
GET OUT IMMEDIATELY
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A TOP MORE OBVIOUS THAN THIS
THOTS TELLING ME TO DO MY DD

>>24067862
Assuming there's some sort of login system you're fucked, also

>Person works at company
>Person then proceeds to purchase a large position on company

If you were the SEC what would you think?

>>24067853
Small cap index maybe?

While futes shit the bed tonight, I’ll draft an email to BOTY outlining my position on cosplay or weeb themed fights. I cashed out 10 linkies and I’m ready to hold them this until it at least hits $2.

>>24067898
Inverse all sensible indicators in 2020

>>24067878
sounds like an existential crisis
everyone gets it, but what's the point of worrying over it

Is corona economy bullish for PLTR?

>>24067752
>>24067878
Talking to your doctor might help you, you may as well fix try to fix any underlying issues before offing yourself

>>24067873
COVID death is bullish too because most of the people at risk from dying are net drains on the economy. The coof is cleansing the market.

You guys ready for a sour friday, ESPECIALLY for that weekly GME dump?

I got 6,000 cash sitting my brokerage account. I want to buy in, but my big brain tells me to wait for the next crash.. but am I really hoping for a crash?!?!

>>24067885
Lol don't cash out Palantir. Thats also another long hold.

I bought the Palantir IPO. It bled for like 2-3 weeks now its a Rockstar.

The BOTY stock is so cheap you could literally put pocket change into it and forget about it. I did that with bitcoin when it was $80.

Seriously don't get why y'all don't do long holds. Its free money lol

>>24067941
Gotta track down the people who don't want to get the shot.

>>24067879
Dumped all of my mining stock to go all in on PLTR at open 2 days ago. No regrets.

>>24067799
I've been watching as well - $CPC (https://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=$CPC)) is also saying to buy - 0.76
[https://school.stockcharts.com/doku.php?id=market_indicators:put_call_ratio]
It's made me question my puts

>>24067950
I'm fucking trying and my psychiatrist is at the point where he's telling me about the effectiveness of Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation and Electroconvulsive therapy

if they still did labotomies that's what they'd try next

>>24067826
There are plenty of zoomer women that would probably rather fight than get paid 1k/scene to get DP’d by two niggers or eke out 85 bucks a month on Onlyfans because they’re retarded and homely.

>>24067752
That's pathetic. Just be more confident bro

>>24067916
Thanks that sounds good

>Joe Biden Leaves Cannabis Reform Out Of Updated Policy Pledges
You can now hear ayweedbros screeching from miles away

>>24067953
feels good, from a healthcare costs setting. Most money is spent in the last few weeks of an old person's life. Unless the family was smart and had goals of care discussions prior to grandma getting coof and heart failure at the same time

>>24067988
I'm assuming you suffer from some sort of depression/anxiety disorder?

Anyone in ALPP or CIIC? Can this pump possibly continue tomorrow?

Guys I think I figured out the real way to play this game. Instead of buying on green days and selling on red days, BUY on red days and SELL on green days. I know it sounds stupid but it works.

>>24067924
ive never had an easier time outperforming SPY until this year

I'll go back to ETFs in 2022

>>24068000
>be democrats
>elect joe biden
>and kamala harris
>surprised when the president is a senile neocon
>surprised when the VP is a bloodthirsty psychopathic career prosecutor

>>24067676
i looked it up. there is no info. i shouldve realized this when you didnt even give a company name for who theyre supposedly merging with.

>>24067709
>>24067632
all it takes is hope
I mean I'm sure there are neets out there who wanna watch a cosplay Esdeath with her army of man pigs fight off Sakura or someone

>>24067990
Onlyfans is actually a prostitution platform. The subscriptions are a fantastic way to keep out law enforcement and no money riff raff. Also keeps psychos in check because they can be tracked. Most girls on that website are turning tricks with their “fans”. Especially the porn stars. Very few girls are doing cam shows only.

t. knower

>>24068070
how much does it cost typically

A bit of history: PINS ipo'ed last year for mid teens. It's now 60+. Net ipo'ed at mid teens this year. Its now 60+. Granted the virus helped them. But wait. The virus is helping PLTR also. How will you feel when PLTR hits 60 as well?

>>24068065
I think weebs are disgusted by 3D girls and that's the issue

>>24067778
then give us the company name of who theyre merging with rather than the usual pump and dumpers who scream "BUY BUY BUY" and then say "go do your own dd,

>>24067972
i don’t think it can go lower than 0.0001 and it’s a fully functioning (somehow company)

im in for 10 bucks at open desu

>>24068093
Convince me that PLTR can hit growth numbers like Cloudflare

>>24067709
Does this mean I can buy the company tomorrow?
Buying 1 gorillion shares tomorrow.

>see people AAAing about SPY
>it's fucking nothing
why did I even bother to check

>>24068091
and how do you find a girl that is local

>>24067898
that post is a fucking goldmine

>>24068118
Are still holding NET bros?

>>24068120
>infinite buy market order
Your broker lets you do that? Why the fuck would anyone ever do that?

Any leaffags have any high div portfolio ideas?
>inb4 meme stocks
Already have them in TFSA + non registered account. This is side money I'm never going to look at.

>>24068000
Checked and kek'd

>>24068118
Don’t bet against the Jews and post 9/11 surveillance state. Just trust me on this one.

>>24068099
ok then we just do it vtuber style, the tech's out there and than it can be faked much easier

>>24068091
Depends on what you want. Porn stars go for $1k+. You average white slam pig 5/10 is $200-$300 an hour. Brown girls and latinas are a bit cheaper.

>>24068093
but they have notoriety among the normies
>pintrest
"lots go there"
>cloudflare
"i see it a lot on the internet, it must be a good company"

>palantir
"who?"

its my main concern with pltr on whether it can sustain said prices

>>24068156
I bought some riocan back when it was $10, nice steal

>>24068150
No but I'd have made way more if I did

>>24068099
Yes. 3dpd does not belong in my threads.

>>24068064
>>24068100
Lion Electric.

>>24068183
I actually got some at 13ish it's been great with the monthly payments. Def throwing that in there.

Buy NEX, or you will regret it

>>24068099
Checked, 2D>3D!

>>24068177
>Apple
>”who?”
It’s a good thing

Hi biz, i'm a depressed faggot but I've made a few good stock picks this year.
How large would your suicide stack have to be to consider not killing yourself at 30 years of age with no gf?

>>24068177
governement contracts

>>24068005
suffer? more like thrive hahaha right?

diagnosed with both and ADD 15+ years ago and I've been on and off of a bunch of different meds

I had a chance and time when I was 20. When you're 30 it's not cute. When your 40 and you're a single straight white man in america who doesn't have a calling or a family...

Well more people are likely to cheer if you kill yourself but they won't really notice either way

>>24068070
I noticed that might be the case recently when I recently became curious about hookers because of post in pic related

>>24068171
what about finding a cute girl off something like seeking arrangements to just help me learn how to interact with women and also not feel this lonely all the time

>>24068107
Current ask price is $0.0002

This is why I did a limit buy for $0.0001

Not buying someone's $0.0002 bags lmao

>>24067862
unless you signed some code of conduct or confidentially bullshit where you're not allowed to buy/sell shares of the company except during specified periods, you're safe

like if an entry-level dude has access to that info, then any friends basically have access to that too
kinda like how my family shilled FedEx to my family friend because they noticed they were getting incredibly busy early on through covid (yet the stock price was still lower than pre-coof). I didnt buy though

>>24067869
Pltr will expand 10x under Trump

>>24068225
I'd be wary about doing it anytime soon, 50% of their revenue comes from the GTA, and by the looks of it we're in for another lockdown, possibly getting announced tomorrow. I'd buy then or on monday

>>24068252
$100k

>>24068252
depends how willing you are to change your life
with 250-300k you could easily live like a minor noble in southeast asia

>>24068216
alright some info. gonna look into it thanks thought you were just shilling some random no name without much credence behind it

>>24067898
OH SHIT THE THOT INDICATOR
UNIRONICALLY GET OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>24068274
It will expand 10x under Biden too he wrote the fucking Patriot act

Looks like Donald Trump lost the election

>>24068129
Search Instagram or twitter. It’s so crazy how the obscure escort websites were shut down for “human trafficking” only to have all the girls migrate front page social media. If I didn’t know any better I’d say it was a play by the tech moguls.

what's this pattern called?

>>24068252
right now enough to buy out boty

What's the argument for Roblox?

>>24068269
Godspeed anon, hope you find a calling soon..

>>24068332
memes and dreams

>>24068298
No it's ok anon. Most people on /biz/ are shills. I'm just walking around phoneposting and not being as clear as I should. Mb. I wanted to post it here and screenshot so I can brag later cause it's fun kek

>>24068272
Based. I’ll see you in the VIP section of the citadel in 5 years, nobody who got in above 0.0001 allowed.

>>24068153
I don't know, what would happen.

What's the best way for an eurofag to trade OTC US?

>>24068344
based and checked

>>24068252

idk, depends on my savings, if had 0 and no job i would off myself immediately.

>>24068269
Trying to get a woman to teach you how to interact with a woman is a fools errand because women don’t know what they want. You need a Chad friend to show you the ropes.

>>24068332
Delusional soys

>>24068332
an unironic meme stock, one to rule them all

>>24068306
Obama and Biden massively expanded the spy state and persecuted whistleblowers. Biden will restart the Syrian campaign and start more wars that the msm will gladly ignore, except to shill the newest chemical weapons false flag. Biden is Palantir's dream president for sure.

>>24068361
The price would go parabolic because you'd basically be buying everyone's limit orders no matter the price

>>24068324
>no camo tatoo on tighs
0/10 fucking ruined

>>24068274
>Trump is anti war
>Biden is as pro war as they come
>somehow palantir is supposed to do better under trump

>>24067898
As much as I trust the thot indicator, GME is not gonna happen due to consoles, there's other, larger forces that will cause a squeeze.

Not selling!

>>24068332
It’s too much of a meme to not to. It’s so fucking silly and clown world that it would work.

>>24068332

bull

if it trends because its a meme video game therefore it will go up.

bear

literally everything else, its got no profit, shit revenue and is probably a dump by their founders.

>>24068344
>>24068370

See you in the billionaire VIP section fellow BOTY holders

>>24068400
Trump is pro tracking commies and muslims though

>>24068275
it's fine because Trudeau is just going to give more subsidies
the actual risk with RioCan is that a good chunk of these tenants (especially Cineplex) are basically zombie corporations and who knows what the fuck is actually going to happen to RioCan afterwards
vaccine might be out in full force next year but the damage has already been done

I'd sooner touch oil (probably PPL.TO) than touch REITs and i don't want to touch oil

I think I am gonna throw 2k into ROBLOX

>>24068400
PLTR used vs. China
PLTR used vs. Immigrants
PLTR gets more US Army funding

PLTR wins under either Biden or Trump. I said it before and I'll say it again, this isn't Biden's version of NAK.
You wanna know what's going to tank under Trump? EVs. That might pop the bubble.

>>24068435
they're all men

>>24068435
Those are men.

newfag here as well can someone explain to me how the price for bitcoin and yearn are so high per share? Microsoft isn't even close to the share price of those cryptocurrencies and yet microsoft is worth billions.

>>24068435
I'd cream all over the room in his place

>global recession
>millions of people dead from worst pandemic in a century
>no stimulus in sight
>contested election
>second wave in full effect
>stock market keeps hitting ATHs
Someone explain this RIGHT NOW. All signs are pointing to a major market crash in the very near future. What the fuck is going on?

>>24068453
why did tesla have their rally under trump

>>24067752
Repurpose your life to be all about acquiring physical gold and silver. Of your stack gets stolen then you can kill yourself. Also buy NEE

>>24067752

But my bags before you off yourself. At least be a useful idiot

>>24068435
Why are there so many men?

>What is TTNP and why I did not go smoewhat all in at 0.14 for $400 Jerome

Found a stock that competes with tesla on battery storage for the grid. Merger is already completed this week and it hasn't even doubled yet.
Ticker is EOSE.
It's not much DD but it's green and the market currently loves green.

I have placed my first short ever

$500 usd on tesla


Dubs If I fucked up

>>24068487
No fucken idea. I don't know shit about Tesla.
The recent EV thing is a mega bubble though. No idea when it might pop.

>>24068457
>>24068465
I don’t care, this shit will be memed back to $20 like it was pre split eventually and I will buy 4chin from hiroshimoot cash money.

I'm feeling kinda bearish

>stocks portfolio barely moved since Sept (although its up a lot from Mar-Sept)
>crypto portfolio up massively
fk, should i move my entire net worth over to crypto? I just want to trade btc volatility

speaking of riocan

forgive me for trying to shill this value trap back then, it wasn't as obvious back then since it looked like oil, REITs, airliners were going to spike up hard pre-June
can you imagine only making +10% plus +2.5% dividends from July

>>24068501
Never short Tesla.
You will find out the hard way.

>>24068518
fate waifus are just the beginning, and the easiest to cosplay

>>global recession
Small businesses get wiped out, big business takes their share. Stock goes up.

>>millions of people dead from worst pandemic in a century
All those people are net drains on the economy. Poor people, minorities, and the elderly. They contribute nothing financially. Stocks go up.

>>no stimulus in sight
Doesn’t matter, would be nice but not important

>>contested election
It’s political theater and more importantly we are going to have a gridlocked Congress no matter what. That’s bullish.

>>second wave in full effect
See above

>>stock market keeps hitting ATHs
See above

>>24068484
Great Reset. Get used to the New Normal.

>>24068545

All valid except for the pandemic part. They’re full of shit and the virus is a joke.

>>24068484

>>24068484
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GFDEBTN
this is why

>after hours trading

more like kike prime time free for all with no goyim interference. nigger ass shit.

>>24068484
>stock market keeps hitting ATHs
>Someone explain this RIGHT NOW.
easy :
>millions of people dead from worst pandemic in a century
bullshit
>second wave in full effect
bullshit

Nothing is actually happening as in peope don't die more than usual, small business are getting killed by lockdowns and big business (publicly traded) scoop all the money.
It's unironically part 1 of the great reset. Kill people's ability to self sustain so they have to rely on governement/megacorporations = everyone is slave labour under the menace of losing their social credit.
For the market it's extremely bullish.

If SPY puts anon didn't kill himself tomorrow might be his day

Is 18.75 a good price for PLTR

>>24068523
Shoo, shoo Bobo!
not till Monday.

The moms are getting frustrated at the difficulty of buying PS5s, GME to 20 tomorrow, 40 after black Friday.

>>24068610
You can trade futures too, anon.

>>24068639
Already priced in. GME has limited amount of stock.

>>24068639
imagine ruining your kid with videogames

Alright this one looks like it could be legit? But I don't see an onlyfans and I have no idea what the hell screening entails

How and why do I get double screened?

And if it says absolutely no GFE that means no amount of money can convince her to treat me like someone she cares about and watch anime with me?

>>24068378
That's a good point, i just meant practice
Some of us can't even get a practice GF

>>24067872
eh I like some of their stuff thanks for trying to help

>>24068344
>>24068370
>>24068435
>>24068518

I got no idea what youre taljking about
but I want some human women to dress as animes for me.

>>24068639
Can't they just buy a new PS4 instead?

There's not even games for a PS5 and first generation anything has shit storage and its full of bugs

Low PS5 quantities is the only way GME has a chance to survive desu

>>24068484
ahh yes why isnt the global economy crashing from the .1% mortality rate virus

>>24068686
36 kinds of STDs coming straight to your front door.

>>24067682
>im ready to throw 10k into calls expiring 3 months from now
>now tell me why i should or should not.
because if the calls fail you will have wasted 10k. buy 10k of stocks instead. then you actually have something for your money, and your 10k can increase. maybe save some for the ipos that are coming up around christmas

>if it hits 6 figures i will not have to work.
i mean that's just gambling. the quick and easy option often fails

>>24068674
Every single PS5 Gamestop sells is part of a bundle

>>24068639
>GME to 20 tomorrow
i hate to break it to you but your 11/20 calls are dead

>>24067799
today was one of the most confusing days ever.. I think fed pumped like crazy the last days and now they are announcing they terminate ermegency lending facilities? now the time to buy? buy the top? cash dangerous? omg I dunno what to do and I.. IDIOT.. sold my huge PLTR stake aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

PUTIN HELP

https://twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1329560901704445962

>>24068686
I hear ya buddy, all you need is to buy BOTY and send them an email with a strongly worded suggestion to see this in real life

>>24067756
Isn't this just Saltybet but with women?

/smg/ - stock market general

>>24068693
how have you still not figured out that mortality is not the relevant factor to pay attention to? Do you remember how much ebola roiled the US economy?

>>24068700
You're assuming she'll allow me within infection-distance

fuck though I don't want herpes

>He's still doubting MOON

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

>>24068711
>Every single PS5 Gamestop sells is part of a bundle
the twitterfags are absolutely mad about it but it gets eaten up anyways within minutes

Xbox S bundle took like 5 hours to sell out though when it was restocked, not looking bullish for the GME-MSFT revenue sharing

also gonna repost this for the newfags lmao

>>24068758
stop shilling your stream faggot

>>24068755
No one doubts moon. They’re killing it with this EV hype. I expect them to secure profits soon and restructure accordingly

>>24068686
New meme stock was shilled today

BOTY is one step away from making anime real desu

FUTES RECOOOVERINGGGGG

>>24067740
WHEN THE FUCK IS IT AAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP HOLDING ONTO CASH FOR THIS. IT NEEDS TO BE OUT NOW.

>>24068686
Women are like NPCs from a morrowind game. The dialogue options don’t vary too much and once you memorize the QTE shit tests it becomes pretty trivial. You are afraid of rejection but once you realize that another woman is going to spawn in a few minutes and you can try again, that rejection doesn’t matter. They’re NPCs after all. Literally just talk to them. Treat it like a science experiment. Get a Chad friend to take you out to a bar or something.

>>24068029
I prefer to buy on red days and sell on redder days

>>24068770
To be fair, he was thinking the government would act logically, not go full retard with the Great Reset combo dish.

>>24067752
Don't have to kill yourself. Just buy Chink EV stocks and some Palantir and your future will be bright

>>24068750
>Do you remember how much ebola roiled the US economy?
uh no literally nothing happened

this post was 11 days before the exact bottom

>>24067898
This is actually bullish for GME. Means you'll see a spike as a flood of investors even dumber than this thot gets it. AFTER the run up is when you sell. Thot says it could go to $30? Ride it up to 22-23, then get the fuck out. Newbies to the market have a heavy case of wanting to see a doubling of their money before they sell.

>>24068758
shittiest stream ever

>>24068832
I'll sell at least half at $20 but I'm keeping house money on a squeeze to $50 or above

>>24067752
Do LSD or shrooms before you die. See if you still want to after. What's the worst that can happen if you're already ending it? May as well have some fun with a drug that may change your entire perspective on what it means to be alive and what awaits you after death.

>>24068795
Seeing women for what they really are also helps immensely in finding and choosing a good woman. If you start seeing all women as being blanket trash, the ones who aren't trash will stick out like a sore thumb. If you think all women are queens, the good ones get lost in the mix.

>>24068758
Is this kid smoking meth on twitch? Based Georgian.

Gonna buy an ak47 tomorrow before sleepy joe bans em

I miss March can we do it again

>>24068865
I concur

God damn it is this a man?

>>24068770
I remember that
you're that one anon who went from like rags to riches on the short but gave a bit back shorting the bottom?

Crazy that Covid turned out to be BOTH a nothingburger and a major problem for humanity and markets

>>24068783
if you want your memestock to fail then you should convince me to buy it

>>24068828
yes, that's right
because the mortality isn't what you need to be watching

>>24068895
i was too much of a pussy to buy back in until May :(

>>24068914
yes you idiot of course it's a man not even close to passing

>>24068750
I 'member

>>24068770
Damn that anonymous guy got btfo I love being anonymous and not held accountable for the dumb things I think

>>24068914
No I'm a different anon and I'm still poor as shit lol

If I had just went all in on Tupperware at the bottom I'd have a 5 figure account but oh well. And I did short past the bottom lol

>stocks go up big today
>was able to finally snag a ps5 from Walmart
>have most of the year off now because I saved all my pto

It was a good day, only thing that could have made it better was if I had bought corsair when it was dipping. I guess I'll wait to buy in now

>>24068198
context

Reminder next week there’s only 3 full trading days cause the burgers have a fucking holiday

>>24068972
>context
Rich people do whatever they want?

>>24068914
March was a comfier time

>BABA
Finally
Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>24067752
why dont you just focus on making some money on the market, do it sensibly not too yolo but keep making gains and it will accelerate

your motivation will be the cool shit you can do with a lot of money. with enough money youll feel more confident, you can travel and see cool stuff, you could use it to help people and feel better about yourself in that way

>>24068943
The march crash was the best financial move i could ever made.

It basically helped me gain 1 year's worth of salary in a month or two of stocks crabbing

>>24068972
>>24068997
https://sev.tv/news/strimer_andrej_burim_zhestoko_izbil_blogershu_alenu_efremovu/27524.html

I ran it through google translate but I still have no idea why he chokeslammed her

>>24068795
>Get a Chad friend
now /smg/ is paying men, too ?

>>24069008
Same feeling

>>24069008
>BABA
my pension is safe!

>>24069024
Chads do it for free. Uplifting, inspiring, and building better men is one of the most Chad things you can do.

>>24069008
300 EOY

>>24069058
interesting point of view

Ok guys my story again is I work for some Chinese who are obsessed with stocks, in various secret trading groups.. he tells me to look into FUBU some kind of roku competitor, says it will hit 30 in a few days, first I’ve heard of it but dropping a line to let y’all know

Is there any person who makes finance people seethe more than Elon?
>Make self driving car, available right now
REEEEE CON ARTIST!!!
>Go to fucking space
REEEEEE CON ARTIST!!!

SOLO being at 9.34 has me thinking I should sell my EV positions... no one is going to buy their little cuck car.

I want to trade OCT for that glorious BOTY but I can't find a broker for EU that does that, halp.

>>24069041
Yeah. Ain't gonna make me feel better about November, but at least I'm not down THAT much anymore. Now if MSFT and FB get their shit together till Friday next week and each gain a solid 5 or 6 I will be very content.

Also praise the lord for AMD
>>24069062
Depends entirely on Ma, Xi and Ant fuckery. This became much more volatile than I hoped.

>>24069058
unironically this. made a lot of greek friends in college, helped me immensely

>>24069017
that is more or less what I try to do, yes

>>24069019
you gotta wait like a day, don't just save and repost pictures in the very next thread kek

>>24069008
did something good happened? I got spooked out of buying the bottom but I got a chunk of shares

I like the taste in artists smg has developed over time.

>>24069022
I am gonna guess that she was harassing him for some clout and he didn't want to deal with her. I am sure she was being a bitch and he was drunk or something IDK Russians are weird as fuck.

>>24069081
what's the last one you brought us?

>>24069058
There is honestly no better feeling than making other people's day a little better. Especially now where they often have troubles and problems.
>>24069102
I just love tomboys desu

BABA finally went up 1.5% today. Which is the first green day in two weeks

>>24069097
Yo, why the fuck would you let this sweaty ass bitch on your clean couch?

>>24069125
FUBU is already up to $20+, I'm not selling PLTR for a possible pump and dump.

>>24069086
sir that is half a car

>>24067985
>>24068725

Apparently this DIX reading was a mistake because TSLA was added to their S&P 500 reference list. The actual reading is 43.9%.

>>24069081
FUBU is a nigger rags company.

You meant FUBO, retard.

Looks decent. Financials are good after the 1 second analysis 9n the last quarter

>>24069154
She's obviously straight from the shower

>>24069081
ok

You guys know nothing

>>24069097
this is just exceptionally good and comfy
tomboyish fit gf post workout beer and snacks... nice

>>24069149
heh you're one of the rare good ones

man these pictures
I just want to find something good with someone good enough. Romance would really be something. Too much to hope for.

cute tomboy not on the menu

>>24067636
This is the 3rd time this week I've seen someone do this, THIS WEEK. WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24069181
He’s in pltr deep, says it hits at least 75 sometime next year, China boss throws money at anything he hears about from his group, has done excellent ta on all the Chinese stocks to the t, I.e. “jumia will hit this, and then dump” I laugh at a retarded stock like fubu, but then I watch it do what he says, his final word is keep an eye on it, but yeah common sense dictates that it is a restarted play, but it is a total clown world, also I’m bored as fuck at said job atm and wanted to contribute to the thread, I’d say hold pltr for sure, and maybe if someone could tell me why I should keep holding fucking RKT It would help me with this absolute fuckshow of a stock

>>24069237
duh retard.
think of it like surfing. cant make waves or predict them in advance.
its about how you ride it when it comes.

>gains disappeared in after hours

fuck

>>24069201
Oh fuck, that’s hilarious yes not fubu fubo

>>24069268
Why does it matter? he result is always green. The meme magic is unrelenting with palantir.

>>24069288
I'm up $1500 during the day and then it dips to $800-1000.

This has been happening for a week and been steadily crabbing upwards.

All you need is diamond hands to make it, desu

Is tipranks worth it?

HAHAHAHA CNBC was not happy at all today

https://youtu.be/6zoZvDmEVWw

>>24069305
I really questioned a group of money obsessed China men talking about getho gear lmao

>>24069288
bad sign. Smart money loves to drop in ah.

>>24069238
>3D
No.
>>24069288
CRAWLING IN MA SKIN

>>24069238
reminder that bears get nothing and deserve even less

>>24069268
THAT'S what fire force is about??

Pay attention to this group:
>CREO SYNDICATE.
>Major investors club with $800 billion under management.
>Committed to climate change and the green agenda, Great Reset.
Extremely bullish for green tech, EVs, all that.

>>24068690
Only game I can think of that's out now is the Demon Souls remake, but I'm a soulsfag so that's why I care about it.

someback go back and check how this guy's >>24069081 older recommendations played out

Absolute brainlet when it comes to options/degenerate trading.

Does the sell the close position protect you from being randomly assigned if the buyer exercises their right? Does that mean you just take your premium and go?
Who becomes the seller in this case if the buyer of the contract decides to exercise their option?

You cucks bought solo right?

>>24069423
you do know that the remake was outsourced to Bluepoint right? it's not made by FromSoftware

>mfw I sold my BLNK calls yesterday
>mfw I would have been up 3000 dollars if I had simply held to today

>>24068750
>>24068686
why would you pay money for that, yuck

>>24068690
It's basically a Gran Turismo and Demon's Souls machine.

>>24069434
Sell to close*

>>24069423
And the remake won't be as good as it originally was. Ill probably still buy it though because idk what other game. New cod sucks

I did get a ps5 finally today from Walmart.

>>24069194
Sirs please do the needful so I can afford full car

Will we be crabbing all day tomorrow?

>>24069340
>>24069377
One of em made 18k the other day off American Airlines on margin, it’s like being in a pokemon episode he was so jolly, they’re not the ji types tho, fat cats, nah they’re thin and fit and feed me lots of rice and then pat me on the belly and call me fat, my favorite story tho is I tried to tell them what pit bulls are like and he told me about some dog in his village back in China that remembered him after years of being abroad, “he licked my face” and then said “bad dog you eat shit” because in China they tell the dogs to eat the shit off the ground that comes from the children

>NVDA
H-how long will it keep being mistreated? I want to dump at $600, preferably before vaccine news kills it again :^(

>>24069401
Yes

Tankerchad checking in. Just stopped by to say fuck you guys. Hope it's going well for you all.

>>24067872
Socrates didn't write

>>24069434
What?
>>24069476
Oh.
Once you close the option you lose all rights received or sold previously. When you sell a call you lose it. You have no more rights.
When you buy a call you wrote you lose any obligation.

>>24069434
If you're buying to open an option, you then sell that exact same option to offset the trade. Only the writer of the option (the guy who put the contract into the market in the first place) is responsible for it.

>>24069543
>Tankerchad
i dont believe you lol
they all already killed themselves

>>24069468
Ya I know its not FromSoft, but it looks good from the trailers and you can only play Sekiro so much. They did a good job on Shadows of Colossus or whatever. It'll be something to do till Elden Ring comes out. I've done literally nothing but trading stocks for months, I need something else to do to pass time in this lockdown prison.

>>24069481
Did you get it online?

>>24069575
My brother is a tanker chad and he's holding his for a long time. He's been extracting divvies for months and he's still 100% convinced they're going to have a huge bull run.
Its not my money so I keep my mouth shut. He's done a load of DD too, but that kind of insanely long, and very brutal, diamond hands is not for me.

>>24068744
Kek, spoken like a true zoomer stock fag. Whores and Wall Street go hand in hand. Simple as

>>24069549
that is true but you can still read his teachings from other writers

>>24069621
What's his favorite one? I'd probably buy some if the price is good and hold indefinitely

>>24068496
im a bagholder since 0.33 boyyy

>>24069621
if you're not even outperforming SPY then the DD is useless

QLD or MOON? Where do I drop my bags?

I honestly can’t imagine not being invested in Tesla right now. It must suck missing out on this much literally free money

>>24069669
TLS

>>24069676
Shut up, X AE A-XII

>>24069621
Which ones? I love seeing the dumb stuff people do.

Reminder: if there is a news article about buying a stock, you are already too late on it.

>>24069654
Probably STNG.

>>24069566
>>24069561
Phew, ty anons. So essentially, I can sleep easy at night if all I’ve done is buy to open and sell to close an option?

It’s only the dude selling to open i.e writing the option who has to hold up his end of the deal if it is exercised?

>>24069376
Sara is the best 3d waifu

>>24069701
Not dumb.

glad i stayed in cash today is going to be red as fuck

>>24069715
don't make me look for news articles shilling amzn at $50

>>24069676
TSLA would have to go to $800/share for you to have matched the returns from having cash in NIO, GME (even after it dumped), CRSR, or PLTR
people from early September are only just breaking even after bagholding for almost 3 months

>>24069725
>It’s only the dude selling to open i.e writing the option who has to hold up his end of the deal if it is exercised?

Basically, because he wrote the contract that says "I will provide 100 shares of PEEPEE at $69" he has to cough up the shares. What you're doing is buying the contract from him, then when you don't want it anymore you give it away to someone else, the contract has changed hands from...

>Writer
>You
>Whoever bought your contract

The risk of assignment then goes

>Writer (Has to provide if exercised)
>You
>Whoever bought your contract (CAN exercise)

The only other case where you can get assigned is IF you hold the contract to expiry, because some brokers will exercise your ITM contract.

>>24069755
>t. Every retard since before the election

>>24069788
Makes so much more sense now, thank you for the explanation anon.

>>24069781
all of those are massive gambles including tsla

Nobody is shilling GME today, bullish

>>24069619
Yeah, I had one in my cart from the last time I tried. I refreshed maybe 10 seconds after 3 and checked out.

>>24069882
The hype train for Roblox IPO is now boarding

>>24069715
I throw up cash covered puts when I see those articles.

any DEGIRObros here? May you please explain why CIIG wasn't avaiable til now????

>>24069376
huh... this sounds very riot-induycing
very cool
thanks

mnuchin's a funny guy

>>24069471
I don't have the money for top-shelf pussy and honestly I'd probably just be paying her to watch me drink and smoke from a social distance

life sucks and is weird

>>24069387
indeed but at least I could maybe buy 3D?
2D isn't getting me out of a Bad End.

>>24069728
MEG TIRELL IS GOAT

>REMINDER THAT YOU DON'T SEE MORGAN BRENNAN ANYMORE AS HER MILK CAME IN AND SHE IS TOO LEWD FOR TV

>>24069903
Ready to go all in on Roblox based 100% off the memes. I will obviously sell at a profit at the first sign of a dip.

help test test

>>24069947
you alright anon? are you being held captive?

>>24067709
FUCK PER CHAN

>>24069987
>>24069987
>>24069987
>>24069987

Buying 1000 shares of RBLX when it debuts regardless of what price it opens at. If it opens under $10 ill prpbably buy 10000 shares.

>>24069805
Just went 90% cash yesterday, only going to take surefire swings until it crashes. What is exactly causing this pump? Does anything about it seem organic?

>>24069279
W-what do you know about Jumia, anon?

>>24069926
>not using Trading212

>>24069728

>>24070400
based becky
love the sundown edits

good to see you gwim