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Jesus christ...

>>24067131
I wouldn't touch that with an 8 mile stick

use yelp, make inferences by how many reviews they have and what the review says. don't use rubmaps it's a honeypot.
t. got jerked off on multiple occasions by qt 25 year old Korean girls

>>24067131

I find them through online message boards. No joke, check up a search engine and you will find them. I would check up on them since there are a lot of boomers who discuss about their favorite girls. Its almost like an ecosystem of its own. Dudes discussing about whose their favorite girl, how much money they've given them, guys raging because they thought they were in a real relationship with said girl. And the occasional guy who posts about how they got their heart broken because of XYZ.

Just remember, you're there for a service. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>24067131

Depends on where you live. If you're in the bible belt don't even try it unless you want to go to prison

>>24067131
Who programmed these men to act this way?

the more run down it looks and the seedier the strip mall

How do you find an independent girl who does nuru massage in her apartment?

don't do it. it's too much fun and you'll want it more

>>24067343
it's the jews

>>24067605
always the fucking jews

>>24067283
>>24067300
Thanks anons. About how much does a handy cost on average? I know this ranges but just looking ballpark.

>>24067657

Where I live, they charge by time and the service. It really depends where you go so check up online forums to see what they say. Sometimes you'll overpay and get a mediocre service but at the end of the day, you find the right place and girl and you'll end up going there all the time like most of these boomers.

>>24067131
Just tell them I sent ya. They'll know what to do.

>>24067193
Me neither but I would put my dick in her vagina if you know what I mean

>>24067767
Sounds pretty gay anon

>>24067641
Even when it's not the jews it's the jews

Curious to know too I'm lonely as fuck

>>24067131
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>nobody mentioned rubmaps
pretty shocked desu. go to rubmaps lad. pay for the membership and scan the reviews

>>24067131
>Brunch
>Football
>Shopping

>another asian massage parlor near you just got busted by glowies
>It was actually ran by an old chinese woman that essentially enslaved chinese girls that spoke no english and said their families would suffer if they didn't work for her

What the fuck bros

>>24068044

>>24067283

>>24067131
Pass. Pass. Omfg what is your name

>>24068133
Ya human trafficking is very real. My relatively small city, like 800k people, had a train car found with like 20-something Vietnamese women who were being shipped out to massage parlours, escort services, etc. They're promised freedom in a new country, then their families are threatened when they arrive unless they work as sexworkers

usasexguide.nl/forum/forum.php

select your state and city

>27 year old virgin
>Want a massage because I think being touched by a girl would be pleasant for a change
>Find one on the internet and drive a hour there, looks shady as fuck and I start getting scared they'll rob me
>Middle aged Asian lady greets me, I realize that no one else is there and she has way more to fear than I do
>She does the massage and rambles on about dumb shit
>Tells me I'm cute, I realize that I'm probably the first non obese old man she's had in a while
>Tells me to roll over
>Grabs my penis
>Virgin instincts kick in and I jerk away a little
>She asks if it's ok and I apologize and say it's fine
>She lets me touch her boobies, first time I've ever felt any
>They're nice
>She stands there jerking me off for ages but nothing happens because 1. I'm splayed out nude on a table with someone else in the room 2. I'm on multiple anti depressants 3. I'm generally anxious around people to start with
>Tell her it's ok and I leave
>Pay her money and give her $10 tip
>She looks at me like I just took a shit on her doorstep
>Literally physically pushes me out the door as I'm making my way out

I didn't know what the tipping protocol was I just wanted a massage

not really, tea is much better

>>24068362
$40 was the standard for a long time but captain save a hoe guys started giving them more now some expect more

>>24068362
100% based

>>24068220
Dang that's fucked up.

>>24068204
Right looks like a monkey

Middle is hot as fuck

>>24068362

Hahahahah, you should have told her to spit on it and make it wet, she was probably insulted that she didn't make you cum.

>>24067131
Imagine all three of those men brapping inches from your face. At once.

>>24068633
middle? Oh you mean seasection? Nasty.

>>24068362

10/10

>>24068362
T boon Pickens just walked in.

>>24068658
???

>>24068362
Its like $80 an hour and they are all older.

>>24067131
So does anyone here actually know how to find a happy ending massage parlor? Or what

>>24068957

CTRL+F Rubmaps

3 results Just go to the website rubmaps.ch

>>24068992
This guy >>24067283 said it’s a honeypot. I’m not going to risk going to jail just to get my dick tugged on

>>24067131
I really want to have some petite waifu grab my penis
ping pong pizza

>>24069006
Ok schizo. Its a website that shows you what parlors to go to. Don't advertise that you want favors in exchange of money. You start on your back and when you roll over just go balls out. They know what's up.

>>24069063
Yeah I don’t know man you sound like you’re full of shit. I’m more interested in what this guy >>24067300 is getting at. Where can I find local message boards or guides for this stuff

>>24069112
Fucking google it nigger

>>24068220
i don't understand why they don't legalise it. it's going on anyway and legalising it would stop this kind of shit immediately. here in aus it's all young japanese/chinese girls who are here on student/holiday visas that, legally, fuck for cash to fund their holidays
>fuck for money: illegal
>fuck for money with a rolling camera in the room: A-OK
americans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>24069112
usasexguide (dot) nl

>>24067131
You gotta be kidding me, 90% of parlors are brothels. Just go to one and know how to read the signs you pussy.

>>24067767
Faggot

What if Sierra is the niggress and not the chick in the middle?

>>24069726
>if
this poor zoomer has never met a bitch off tinder before, lol

Literally 99% of any asian massage parlors in a strip mall or old building will give happy endings.

Majority of them will not be that young or attractive. Here and there you can find a diamond in the rough.

With that said, I'd highly recommend not visiting them and taking the semen retention pill. You'll save money and you can take that saved will power and vitality and use it to attract a woman that you don't have to pay to like you.

Paying for sex tricks your brain into thinking that you "won", when in fact you just lost, in multiple ways.

>>24067131
look up asian massage in your area
most of the parlors you're after are in strip malls and will have a neon sign that just says "Massage" and will almost look like it's closed.

When you go in, they'll charge you just to go back to the massage room. Just buy the least amount of time you can because you'll have to give the masseuse anywhere from 60-100 to get what you want.
When you get back to the room, they'll have you undress and get in a towel then lay down on the table and wait for her to come in. I like to get a semi erection and fold my penis down before I lay on my stomach. That way it's poking out between my legs so she can see it.
Right away you want to kind of cover as little as possible with your towel and try to get rid of it as fast as possible. If you can manage to get her to massage you without a towel on, you're golden.
If it's a rub and tug parlor, she'll start massaging around your ass and graze your penis "accidentally".

>>24069801
I know, usually when these thots use pics with multiple girls, it's always the ugliest. Don't know who's worse between the possible tranny with daddy issue on the left or the niggress on the right.

>>24067131
OP, if it's got a flashing neon "Open" sign, it's open until late, or if all the google reviews are from men, it's a rub n tug.

Just walk the fuck in, get completely naked when getting ready for the massage, and when they ask if you want extra, say yes.

I stopped going to those places because I walked in once and there were like 5 pajeets waiting in line. That's when I knew I had a problem and that I've probably got cross contaminated pajeet essence on me in there. Don't do it.

>>24069807
I have a girlfriend who I can get regular sex from actually, I’m just low key a sexua degen and have always wanted to try something like this. I doubt I’ll get addicted. I’ve been to a few bukkakes off Craigslist back in the day and paid a chick 40 bucks for some dome once, it was fun in the moment but not something I regularly wanted to do. I just go through phases where I get a real strong urge to do something like this then when I finally do it I’m good for awhile and remember why I don’t do it a lot in the first place

>>24070345
kek