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24066792 No.24066792 [Reply] [Original]

>literally 0 views on youtube
>thought i was getting some but it was just from me watching them

this is so fucking hard i dont get it

>> No.24066835

>>24066792
Post the video so we can make really make fun of you

>> No.24066849

>>24066792
yeah post it, maybe if it sucks, people will spread it and watch it

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>>24066792
Post your youtube fren. I'll subscribe to you

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>>24066792
Post your youtube fren. I'll laugh at you.

>> No.24066926

Post it niggy I'll like and subscribe

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>>24066792
My managers made fun of me today at a company potluck

>> No.24066951

I remember the good old days in 2006-2010 on YouTube where you could make a video about literally anything and get at least 10 genuine comments on it. That was such a great community. I miss those times.

>> No.24066952

I remember the good old days in 2006-2010 on YouTube where you could make a video about literally anything and get at least 10 genuine comments on it. That was such a great community. I miss those times.

>> No.24066985

>>24066792
What’s your channel about? I started a channel on JRPGs earlier in the year and am only at 140 subscribers right now, it’s a long road

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>>24066792
>not posting fat black bitches making fun of white people
>not getting 10M views in an hour

>> No.24067061

>complains about not getting views
>doesnt post the channel, wont show it off
Can someone explain this logic to me?

>> No.24067086

>>24067061
see pic related

>> No.24067132

>me and my friend make a comedy yt channel in 2017 half ripping off MDE half satirizing other channels that were popular at that time
>we started getting some attention relatively quick ~500 subs over a few months and 10-15k views consistently every video. Friend said "nigga" in one of the videos and some SJW at our school saw it and reported him
>he got suspended for a couple days but didnt get in any more trouble, the head of the school even thought it was funny
>he gets too spooked and deletes the whole channel and doesnt want to make any more videos
>last time I checked hes doing some shit tier soundcloud rapping with no audience
We couldve blown up if it wasnt for these fucking crabs in a bucket man FUCK

>> No.24067173

I remember the good old days in 2006-2010 on YouTube where you could make a video about literally anything and get at least 10 genuine comments on it. That was such a great community. I miss those times.

>> No.24067284

>>24067132
>suspended for something outside of school

Lmao your friends parents should sue the fucking school.

>> No.24067365

>>24067284
Yea it was fucking retarded. Over the word 'nigga' being used ironically. My friends parents were fuming at him because he said the No no nigger word too so they didnt think to do that
Fuck our cucked society man comedy is truly dead

>> No.24067373

>>24066835
Don't be mean anon. anyway you should maybe post it so I can give you some pointers. I have about 6.9m subscribers myself.

>> No.24067443

>>24066792
Yeah I tried YouTube before as well (animation). It's very hard and makes you realize those that made it really fucking catapulted to the next level

>> No.24067469

I remember the good old days in 2006-2010 on YouTube where you could make a video about literally anything and get at least 10 genuine comments on it. That was such a great community. I miss those times.

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>>24066792
keep at it fren, you can make it - you just need to persevere

>> No.24067531

just make videos that will get recommended to people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2fupvVs42o

>> No.24067540

Get a VPN open multiple browsers firefox,chrome, brave,explore
Search for your video and after 5 seconds open another tab same browser and do the same . Now do this with the other browsers too. I got the 4000 hrs in 6 months.

Its work but you'll get the hours in. Make a random 1 hour video play over n over to get the hours. You're welcome.

>> No.24067580

buy rsr

>> No.24067598 [DELETED] 

just b urself bro

>> No.24067616

I remember the good old days in 2006-2010 on YouTube where you could make a video about literally anything and get at least 10 genuine comments on it. That was such a great community. I miss those times.

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>>24066856
>>24066879
Don't laugh bros...
https://youtu.be/_jzYnLqdw5M

>> No.24067624 [DELETED] 

just b urself bro

>> No.24067671 [DELETED] 

>>24067621
nobody who isn't on /biz/ would understand the metamask one, and nobody on /biz/ would understand the one afterwards

>> No.24067685

>>24067540
How about the subscribers?

>> No.24067715

>>24067671
Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. Each video has stories from different boards so I'm hoping there's a bit for everyone..

>> No.24067777

>>24067715
I deleted that comment because actually there wasn't anything too technical on the /biz/ one

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>>24067621
Fuck you

>> No.24067796

>>24067621
Ok yea this is really shitty
and Im like 99% sure you cant monetize videos that are just voice generated text anymore

>> No.24067802 [DELETED] 

>>24067784
Ok?

>>24067777
Do you have any suggestions for the channel?

>> No.24067835

>>24067796
>it's shit
Any suggestions?
I deliver the best ones by number of replies every day. It's hard to have funny ones every time
>Im like 99% sure you cant monetize videos that are just voice generated text anymore
Wait what? Why?

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Thanks Trinity Logan

>> No.24067874

>>24067621
perhaps the unfunniest thing I have ever watched, do you have 0 self awareness?

>> No.24067877

Buy the subscriptions it takes money to make money if you want more tips i could help you out.

>> No.24067886

>>24067621
Are you at least doing this in an automated fashion? Or do you just write the text down in google speach by hand ?

>> No.24067888

>>24067802
Sure.
Delete it.

>> No.24067940

>>24066990
This is actually genius. I live in Chimpcinnati too, and could easily get a bunch of them to sit front of a camera for a few bucks.

>> No.24067949

>>24067886
What do you mean automated?

>3 hateful comments
Thanks for the support biz bros... I literally spend a couple of hours each day on a video

>> No.24067962

>>24066792
Have you tried being jewish or gay?

>> No.24067976

>>24067949
and we're telling you that you're wasting your time
Its not funny
Nobody is going to watch these.
Try something else.
Don't waste your time.

>> No.24067978

>>24067949
it’s not hateful, /biz/ is pretty objective (unless it’s their favorite shitcoin). There are some very successful content creators here I’m sure because we think different. So you need to go back to the drawing board

>> No.24068018

>>24067802
don't know... default voice generator isn't too appealing

>> No.24068025

>>24067949
Listen to the anon above, I put days if not weeks and listen to my content hundreds of times to make sure it’s release ready
>t. signed music producer across multiple labels

>> No.24068026

>>24067621
I gave you a like, bro

>> No.24068048

>>24067860
No senpai

>> No.24068062

>>24068026
Don’t thumbs up his shit content out of pity if it’s not good, he needs to reassess and make the content either much better or do something else entirely

>> No.24068096

>>24068062
Do you guys have any suggestions? Maybe one story a day instead of five? This way I can choose the funniest? A video once a week?

>> No.24068122

>>24068026
Thanks bro

>> No.24068123

>>24067621
Nigger

>> No.24068131

>>24067835
youtube wants to discourage botted content, sorry brah
4chan content should stay on 4chan imo

>> No.24068162

>>24068096
I don't watch this channel either, but you can tell it gives a different feeling, while doing a similar thing
https://youtu.be/ACmroZiNrmA

>> No.24068181

>>24066792
>Trying to make shekels from JewTube
Sir, I think you might be a little confused.

Here, we buy only the most polished of alts.

I'd suggest you look into the great things happening at TomoChain since ETH2.0 doesn't look like it's gonna do much.

>> No.24068230

You need to put a selfie with your mouth wide open doing a grimace and a title like OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT but it won't work if you are not either ridiculously attractive or ridiculously grotesque looking

>> No.24068253

>>24068096
I’m a sound professional so here’s my take. Find the best Autotune software you can get and run everything through that. Perhaps add in some animation if you have the skill. If you want to be a storyteller, try to be like Morgan Freeman. There’s a reason that man narrates everything and normies love him, it’s his voice which is oddly soothing and calming. You’re welcome

>> No.24068276

I'll delete my channel tomorrow, you guys are right it's shit

>> No.24068280

OP you're never going to make it I gave you good tried snd true advice on getting the hours needed and how to do it step by step but you're wasting your energy getting mad because anons are saying your content is shit instead of asking more questions that are worthwhile. You just came here for attention. I actually wanted to do something very similar to what you did. Hit me up if you want to talk. tuesday37@protonmail.com

>> No.24068294

>>24067173
Good times. Back when the front page of YouTube was made up entirely of home movies and funny clips. Monetization fucked up the model.

>> No.24068426

>>24067621
I see, you're trying to be one of those reddit youtube channels but with 4chan

but yea your video isn't very good, the TTS sucks, you should watch those reddit videos that have millions of views and copy whatever they do

>> No.24068442

>>24068426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2-raM8YGMo

actually this sucks just as hard. So yeah I don't get it. Maybe just do reddit, I guess redditors are so low IQ they actually like this content

>> No.24068654

You should start a channel on Bitchute, I made some really shitty videos there and they each got 100 views within a week or two of being uploaded.

>> No.24068672

>>24068442
kys for posting that