/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24035233
Nice blog faggot

WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALLEN KRIEG?

>>24035269
JA MEIN FUHRER

>>24035233
what is this and why is it being shilled?
I got $1k to goof of with. Tell me your story.

>>24035868
ersdl

>>24035895
ok, now why are you holding this scam-looking thing bc I'm interested..

>>24035960
the dev is the general janitor of a high school and does this on the side, what more do you need?

>>24035960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8S2zq7Kp4Y

>>24035233
how the FUCK do I buy this with 100x leverage or just buy it at all?

>>24035960
website is a pleb filter

>>24036699
with money

>>24036775
It's not on Binance tho?

>>24036792
No, are you not familiar with things such as uniswap?

>>24036792
It's on uniswap. Buy eth, put eth on your wallet, connect wallet to uniswap, trade for ersdl. The website has the uniswap link. It's on coingecko list. It's all easier than it sounds. Standard procedure for erc-20 coins which are many if not most altcoins

>>24036818
no

>>24036865
thank you will investigate

>>24036893
Remember, this is still in the stealth phase. This is the perfect time to accooomulate.

>>24036893
Welcome, best of luck in all your endeavors. Using uniswap isn't too hard. You'll get familiar quick. People blast altcoins but I make much more from them than my btc hodlings.

how do i stake my ersdls?

>>24037107
you'd have to provide liquidity to uniswap but I wouldn't even bother now just accumulate farming isn't profitable any more

Dev presenting this to some of the largest janitorial suppliers in the US next week. Bullish.

>says he has high contacts in banking
>his wifes boyfriend is the branch manager for chase bank
>he claims hes the ceo of residual token inc
>in reality he pushes carts for walmart
>has a "big" conference at the wallstreet blockchain alliance
>hes only there to do the catering as a side gig
DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

>>24037181
okok, thenks fren

>>24037300
>>24037298
We're gonna clean up this market, boys

Fucking comfy. That dip got eaten up entirely

ok wtfwt

Can you guys stfu please? Someone made a larp thread just a few hours ago and managed to pump the price 40%. Stop it. Let it grow organically

100k whale here, never sold and never will.

>>24038019
today was the wall street symposium, they didn’t pump the price with a lark thread you autistic clown

>>24038135
>lark
ah it’s is i who is the autistic clown

>>24038019
You're retarded if you haven't realized what's happening

>>24037300
kek, these memes are unironically funnier than the pro-ersdl memes

>>24036869
^
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>Newfag

>>24038019
That was my thread, I believe, and no it was not responsible for the MASSIVE DICK THROBBING PUMP that will repeat over and over again until I burst all over myself without ever once touching my sin place. That has to do with things happening in the background. Latecomers will post red wojacks and give them (you)s.

https://twitter.com/Unfederalreser1/status/1328887435791527940?s=20

https://lendit.wistia.com/medias/ysvma5627q

FUDDERS BTFO!

>>24035233
how much to make it?

>>24039380
300-400k

>>24039570
This is you assuming it will go over $1, right? I don't consider 400,000 to be making it.

>>24039660
300,000 is making it to the pajeet scamming you right now. This is just a scam coin with ALOT of effort involved in pumping and dumping.

>>24039698
autism speaks

>>24039716
pajeet poops

>>24039784
Make it dip harder then. MetaCunt jew'd me out of buying another 30k on the dip.

>>24039811
I tried. Its not going any lower. this is the bottom before it pumps again.

Ima just buy back in now and buy more if it dumps again

HERE COMES THE DUMP

>>24039698
>>24040000
>scam coin
>buying back in

Pick one

>>24040034
gett ready to my more

>>24039698
this, they did the same thing last weekend, plenty of people bought some for next to nothing early and then make biz thread to dump it all

>>24040090
I tried to FUD but this coin is too solid. This is the bottom before another pump.

>>24039698
Everyone knows it's not a pajeet coin you idiot you have to think a new fud. Moreover you have to accept this is mooning right now despite your posts on 4chan. You wont regret buying in under .02. Just deal with it.

>>24036094
oh that is a good one.

>>24039380
300k

>Howard wakes up
>The B2B problem still isnt solved
>He grumbles as he eats his porridge that ryan made him
>he dons his overalls and starts working
>"how will the b2b problem be resolved" he thinks to himself as he sweeps the halls
>He adds more liquidity into his mop bucket and an idea hits him
>"YES BRILLIANT HOWIE" he exclaims
>He begins researching crypto but gives up on page 1, he calls up ryan and screams "B2B CRYPTO"
>Ryan instantly cums in his pants and begins to type frantically
>Howie knows what must be done, not knowing what a max supply is he just says a number out loud "SIX HUNDRED TWENTY TRILLION BILLION"
>Ryan a bit worried tells Howard that it's too many but Howard screams "ONE HUNDRED MILLION BILLION STINKY TRILLION"
>Ryan cums again and collapses exhausted
>Howard goes to sleep knowing he solved the B2B world crisis

AAVE market cap: +- $905 M
eRSDL market cap: +- $5 M

all is said.

>>24040576
>eRSDL
>Janitor entering crypto

>>24040586
Make that his origin story.
"It's time to clean these streets."
Someone shoop an image so that his Borg form is a Janitorial Superhero kinda like the dude from Space Quest.

>>24040507
lmao I love this meme

>>24035868
dont buy its a pajeet coin

Guys buy the dump, this is the next chainlink

>>24040868
Me...meme?

>>24040507
>He adds more liquidity into his mop bucket

>>24040507
kek

Heil howard

Whale here

Got plenty of bags to unload, I sincerely want to thank all the new fags and based anons that make these threads

>if pink ID, I make it go below 1.50

>>24041492
nice stack also HOLY is at .84 niceee

Damnit, I've been at work all day. Where did the janitor memes come from? These green texts are better than anything I've seen an the YLYL threads.

>>24041492
Lol I know who's wallet that is! You're either a faggot larper... or awesome!

>>24041492
Kek you just took a pic of the whales wallet who was dumping. If its really you post a pic from uniswap on your PHONE

>>24037298
Saw him walking out of Janitor Supplies today, no joke.

How can I join the whale discord? Is 900k even enough to be considered a whale? Probably not aye

>>24041649
this I wanna be in the secret club

>>24040507
>ow will the b2b problem be resolved" he thinks to himself as he sweeps the halls
>>He adds more liquidity into his mop bucket and an idea hits him
KEK BASED

>>24041685
I've already got a crap server for biz ersdl boiz, lets see if we can make something of it WHeCJZyj

>>24041741
based thank you anon

>>24041696
Oh no no no no

A new whale has been buying today ERSDL

https://etherscan.io/address/0xb152d446b4f66367dcc5976fbe765a993730fb6c#tokentxns

he bought 2.5M eRSDL 2h ago.

and he has a second wallet with 800k usd in tokens and 47.237 linkies...
this one: https://etherscan.io/address/0x9e2fd3b4326b42bf8e9aff43b994cbaa645c7c5b#tokentxns

Follow the whales.

>>24041811
>Follow the whales.
How do I profit off this?

>>24041942
Sell before he sells?

>>24041942
>>24041942
To navigate whales you buy what theyre buying and time a sell so they don't dump on you, however, following one whale in such a way would only be effective very effective early on in market cap as the whale movements begin to constitute a smaller and smaller proportion of all trades. Once the volume gets to a certain point whale movements are typically considered to be blase buy/sell signals, and even then they aren't always accompanied by a mass dumping or pumping or what have you. eRSDL is so small atm that every time a whale dumps it affects the price by like 0.00X +/-1 or something like that. Like a whale can move the price by a thousandth of a cent, which is pretty high, but it's getting that amount of change is going to get smaller and smaller per token traded as we go so I don't let it bother me. A good hodler is gonna make out like a devil ignoring all this.

>>24042162
tenth of a cent*

>>24041942
Buy?

CUTE

>>24035233
>(You
Can we talk about Ryan's jawline? Those masseters are HUGE

>>24041492
wow its almost like anyone can take a shitty photo of someones wallet on etherscan, post uniswap or u are a larping faggot

>>24041492
Post wallet ID. I will send you exactly 1 Luigi. Post ss of Luigi to confirm you are not indeed a faggot.