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I've been officially waging at my first office job for 3 weeks now.

Everyday is worse then the last, every day i count down the minutes until 5 pm.

my questions are this
>how the fuck do people do this for years on end?
>how long will it take chainlink to moon so i can escape this hell on earth?

>> No.24040690

>how do people do this for years

just keep accepting the punishment until your soul is dead and you no longer have the will to resist

>> No.24040701

“3 weeks in” aahhahhahahahahahahahahahabahahahahabahahnenshababahagahqhahshabahhhhhhbb!!!!!!!!

>> No.24040776

>>24040701
it feels like its been much, much longer

>> No.24041340

>>24040609
I get this feeling whenever I have to employment programs and it's full of niggers

>> No.24041381

>>24040609
hehe go ahead and flip your avatar to "still semi happy wagie" youll turn into red man soon enough

>> No.24041480

>>24040609
Unironically days blend into weeks blend into months blend into years blend into decades. I'm 4 years into my current job and quitting in January. Every day is sisyphean hell. Same boomers complaining about the AC temperature or complaining about politics or complaining about some manager who worked there 10 years ago. Fuck this shit.

>> No.24041521

>>24041480
Men like 68, women like 70. Is this jew trickery?

>> No.24041650

>>24040609
I've been in the office game for about 5 years (I worked outside for nearly a decade prior). You get used to it. Not like that's a good thing. You will definitely have days you want to just scream. Actually those are most days but you just hope tomorrow isn't as bad as the day before it.

>> No.24041783

Told you.

>> No.24041839

>>24040609
Look at this time as putting in your dues.
The work you put in now will buy you 10x what buckling down and working in your 40's and 50's will get you.
If you can manage to save as much as possible, accumulate a sizable crypto stack, and avoid behaving like a wild nigger, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to retire in your mid 30's.

>> No.24041861

>>24041650
Hold up
>slaving for 5 years
>posts I’m assuming regularly on /biz/
What gives?

>> No.24041885

>>24040609
you will get used

>> No.24041951

>>24040609
>3.4 bitcoin
>42 ETH
>1500 LINK

Will I make it? I want to kill myself please kill me

>> No.24041962

Go into sales OP. Working for *just a wage* and no performance bonus potential is the height of cuckery my friend.

>> No.24041964

>>24040609
>Everyday is worse then the last
Welcome to waging my friend.
The trick is to lower your expectations for life until they align with reality.
Basically if you accept the absolute fact that tomorrow will be worse than today, it makes today seem less bad ,I advise reading a lot of Schopenheuer.

>> No.24042011

>>24041951
You should buy some gold instead of just crytpos. Text me, I'll cut you a solid deal on bullion if you are in the USA or Canada...

>> No.24042031

>>24040609
>office job
fuck you faggot. you get to sit donw in the same place for 8 hours. I've never had a job where i get to sit down. I've been on my feet like a cotton picker since 2014. I haven't worked since oct 2019 and i just avoid it now. If i have to work, im going to a staffing agency and making those faggots go get me a worthless office job. don't care what it is, i just want to fucking sit down

>> No.24042125

>>24041951
Turn 10 eth into linkies

>> No.24042166

>>24040609
>>24040776
It actually does get better once you get some autonomy and start to really know how to do your job well. The most frustrating jobs I had were the ones where people would refuse to teach me things, but I'm really good at my job now. I get a lot of shit done and time goes by quickly.

>> No.24042177

>>24041964
This is definitely a good mentality for you wagies to adopt. You'll never make it just give up

>> No.24042200
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24042200

THIS

>> No.24042268

>>24042200
>TAKE ((((OUR)))) LOAN

>> No.24042279

>>24040609
you get used to it. yes you want to blow your brains out.

>> No.24042313

I found that once I could mentally structure out my entire monday-friday, I could just go on autopilot until it was over. It helps a lot. Takes you about a year to get there, though.

>> No.24042336

OP Get yourself some AVAX, and you'll make it son

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24042357

>>24042313
>He fell for the office job meme

>> No.24042436

It helps to take as many shits at work as possible. As I type this right now I'm already on my second shit of the day and it's not even 11 am yet. I aim to get 3 daily shits and average 10-15 minutes a shit. It doesn't seem like much at first but when you do the math you realize you can get paid for 3.75 hours worth of shitting a week; that's 195 hours, or roughly 8 entire days of paid shitting a year. A diet high in fiber and eating a lot of spicy food and drinking a bunch of black coffee really helps.

>> No.24042492

>>24042436
finally some good advice on biz

>> No.24042624

>>24042436
kek
for me, it is masturbating 40min a day

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24042642

>>24040609
>DUDE JUST WAGE SLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

>> No.24042712

>>24041885
No you don't

>> No.24042741

>>24040609
>>how the fuck do people do this for years on end?
Some do it to live. Others do it because they enjoy it.
>>how long will it take chainlink to moon so i can escape this hell on earth?
You had three years.

>> No.24042791

>>24042200
based boomer

>> No.24042931

>>24041861
believe it or not most /biz/ posters, in fact, do *not* earn 250k and get 1000% compounding annual returns on uniswap

>> No.24043091

>>24042931
Hehe

>> No.24044266

>>24040609
>>24040776
The first couple months are usually the worst.