/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24030833
You kiss your bf with that mouth?

You obviously don’t know who I am

>smart arse posts
>arse

>>24030833
>smart arse
kek, bongs able to throw a punch good one OP would probably get beat up by the average american incel

>>24030833
Let me guess, starved yuropoor from yuroshithole? We're all starved yuropoors from yuroshitholes here fagtard. We just LARP as college students to filter low IQs out.

>>24030833
>t. kid who grew up sheltered thinking he's badass because he has never been punched in the mouth

>>24030833

I’m unironically 6’5 and 240 lbs and have studied Wing Chun under the notorious Master Woohoo-san in Tibet.

>>24031125
This guy would behead op in the first minute

>>24031125
OP is unironically fucked

>>24030833
Good thing we are not in a steel cage I guess?
Seething brainlet

>>24031125
You look like a cuck

Both of you are pic related

>>24030833
Wow, you're a rapist

>>24030833
I've personally killed over 300 men. I seriously doubt you'd make it past me, kid.

Hey, WHat is your opinion about baseprotocol.org?

Came across a lot of helpful reviews about it, they are talking that this is the new DeFi Gem. What are your thoughts about it?
Is it wort to invest in it now?

>>24031216
>OH BOY HERE I GO AGAIN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ANONS WITH MY SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE ONLINE EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ALL THE GIRLS CHOOSE ME OVER THOSE MEATHEADS BECAUSE OF MY SMARTS MY REDDIT POINTS CONFIRM

>>24030833
nice larp

>>24030833
Nice blogpost/pasta but I'm still not selling and I still voted for Trump

kek

>>24031125
those are literally names you would see on cheap bootleg ramen soups get the fuck outta here

>>24031125

>Master Woohoo-san


Yeah I’m thinking based

>6'3
>200lb
>nobody fucks with me
>wont just randomly starting fighting you because I'm not a 5'-something manlet on the internet with napolean syndrome who needs to overcompensate

You never see people who actually know how to fight starting random fights

>>24030833

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>24031125

Dante?

>>24030833

>>24031125
>Wing Chun
Still better than the literal live action roleplay of Krav Maga where jews in camo pants pretend to poke each other in the eye and then tell themselves it's more effective than sparring actual muay thai and jiujitsu under real coaches hahahahahahaha is there anything at all that jews are not delusional about

I would try to befriend everyone to fuck over the orchestrator of this steel cage and kill him with my frens, because my frens deserve better than this

would you win or would the jew who sold tickets to your cage match win?

Are you fucking stupid you little shit? I'm the king. I win. I would obliterate everyone here all at once.

>>24030833
u wot m8 i’ll fak u up senpai

/pmg/ stackers, lifting heavy metals all day builds muscle

literally resembles the navy seal copypasta

>>24030833
>if everyone on /biz/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.

>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

>think on

Covid vaccine altered my DNA in a way the jews didn't expect. I now have super powers. You're nothing.

>>24030968
Id say on avg brits are tougher. Far less likely to get police involved in smaller scraps at bars/pubs.
That being said, you start shit with the wrong guy at a bar in the us, you might get shot or stabbed.
Also gangs in the us make uk gangs look like little kids.

>>24031834
Anon, I doubt you have actually done any physical activity in years. Krav, as much as I hate it being Jewish, is a good system. Combining the effective parts of other good fighting styles and learning to be resourceful and situationally aware is rather effective

nigger

>>24031911
Checked me too anon I'm with you, we're all frens

>>24031911
This

>>24032524
>Krav Maga is a system
lmao it doesn't even have a syllabus, most of its practitioners are fat ponytailed mutts and the actual IDF doesn't even use it they just rape Palestinian children at gunpoint with the free firearms and ammo donated to them by the USA

Also the effective parts of other good fighting styles is the sparring. You can't spar eye gouges and ball kicks and throat pokes. Krav Maga has little to no sparring which is why its shit

But please tell me more about how Bruce Lee is the greatest martial artist of all time and wrestling isn't a martial art etc

I love being a

>>24031505
SAUCE NOW

>>24031911
Based and checked

>>24030833
Good think humans evolved down the intelligence skill-tree. I'm a skelly with a hot girlfriend because I got a sweet government analyst job. I'm better than you

>>24030833
say that to my gatling gun nigger
no invincibility frames for you in rl nigger
would be epic kino
you might be big and powerful but the gatling gun don't give no fuck nigger lmao nigger pussy
bitch

>>24030917
This. Most sub 30 burger males (before our ritualized obesity takes over) would demolish the average bong

>>24030833
Ooga booga

>>24030833
What's you dead, squat and bench?
In kg please, not US fag metric

>>24030833
>arse
t. no guns fag brit

>>24030833
nice copypasta bro

>>24030833
Good look little cuck i have a black belt in karate and a couple years worth MMA/grappling and boxing Under my belt and have been lifting for 9 years.>>24031125
Do real MMA man, 6 months worth of Jeet Kun Do/ MMA for the street put me in a better position to beat ass than almost a decade of karate.

>In kg please, not US fag metric

>>24030833
I bet you are an ugly street shitter

>>24030833
It doesn't really matter as this situation would never happen.
You forgot to account for the possibility that they form an alliance to fight the system and first remove parasites like you who refuse to fight for a common goal before focusing on fighting for their freedom together.

>>24034826
Keyboard warriors terrify me. I don't know where they get the courage to speak that sort of stuff. Respect.

>>24030833
anon is so based sometimes shit