/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24009143
yes
I mean right now I'm a NEET but if I'm getting paid I apply my autism

Yeahh have done for past 2years, they made my neet ass manager now just because everyone else only puts in the 'minimum'. Hard work does pay well eventually.

>>24009143
isn't that a waste of cheese? do they recycle the cheese?

>>24009328
Pay bump for manager?

Makes the time go faster. You can make it a game like speedrunning. Becoming an expert at anything, even simple tasks, is rewarding. Makes the time spent feel valuable rather than a waste. If I don't want to be the best why am I doing it in the first place. I'm not a woman or a depressed person. I will not do something half arsed.

>>24009143
asians are always so goddamn efficient

I work really hard and fast because that's my baseline. Anyone else? I feel like my coworkers think I work too hard because I clearly do way more than them but this is just how i operate.

>>24009328
As this anon said, hard work DOES pay off...if there is room for growth in your company. If your company says there's room for growth and you are a top performing employee yet don't promote or give you a raise, find a new job.

>>24009143
>efficiently
I'd fire that fuck for cranking up my food cost with his retarded shenanigans. Look at all that fucking cheese! The pepperonis! DAIRY AND MEAT AINT CHEAP REEEEEE

>>24009407
They feed it as a sloppy soup to the wagies for lunch.

>>24009143
Yeah. I'm at work right now, working...

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>>24010043
Wagies really are pathetic. If you're not working for yourself bringing in at least 150k a year with low hours you're no better than a mcdonalds employee, I dont care what your wagie job title says youre literally mcdonalds nuggie warmer tier. 99% of wagies should be gassed imo.

Nah I'm a security guard that cuts corners as much as possible.

>>24010260
Jokes on you. Cutting corners seems like an efficient way to get around as a security guard.

>>24010321
kek not like that, but good one.

No I work maybe 10% of the time
t. working from home doing absolutely nothing

>>24009409
From 65k to 95k. State manager is looking to retire in 5yrs so might get another shot up.

I used to. Came in to work at 8:55 and worked until the 9:00am punch-in. I kept working until lunch, which I only took 30 mins, and kept working after.

I did this for about a week and then something strange happened. I finished working. I had done all the backlogged work, my work and all the work that was due fpr the next few weeks. That started a trend where I came in to work and finished all my duties at 9:30. Then I had to spend the rest of the day looking busy, which is a lot harder than it seems.

I spent an entire day listening to every single Kanye West album and typing up a little review of each just to look busy. Graduation won out by a tiny bit.

Lesson: Office work is horseshit. If you actually work like you're supposed to you'll find that you have 30 minutes worth of work each day. No one ever works in an office. This is why nothing ever gets done.

Yes I take adderall to help me prep cook at the restaurant I work at ($9.50/hr), very easy to get distracted

yes goy, work 3x harder then everyone, you'll get a 10% raise this year!

>>24009407
yes even the "cheese" that falls on the floor is recycled back into your "pizza"

>>24009143
By working for Boeing and maybe doing 4hrs of work a day.

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>>24010164
>pic related
>>24010412
Based.

>>24009143
Why is it always an Asian guy

There is no point in being efficient wageslaving.
If you're fast at making pizza and the boss see that you have nothing to do he will tell you to do something else.

>>24010768
they make really good wagies

>>24010768
Because stereotypes are real

>>24010523
Looking busy, for me at least, is so fucking mentally draining and depressing. I used to work at a quiet asf grocer and would have to walk around and wipe benches/fridge doors 5 times a day cause my boomer boss would chuck the shits. Mind numbing

>>24009143
I own a bakery and if that fucker tried to pull that shit at the start that he did with the cornmeal I would fuck him out of it.

Hes creating dust that's not only unsanitary, but it can actually be fucking dangerous for your long term health if he keeps up. Look up bakers lung.

>>24009461
This is a good attitude that will help you in most aspects of life

>>24010889
I don't think he gives a shit, he's clearly trying to do it as quickly as possible. The girl nearby is timing him with a stopwatch.

>>24009143
I help coworkers with their suicidal thoughts and try to make them happy which is pretty rewarding. Dont fall into the trap of “I want to make money” do something that will better your community

>>24009407
>cheese
That's dandruff

>>24011028
I help my coworkers by making their suicidal thoughts worse

>>24009143
When I used to have to go into the office to work, yes.

Currently during COVID I get all my shit done as quick as possible, then block my calender off with meetings and play video games instead.

>>24009143
>wagie breaking his back, operating at the speed of light for mr. shekelberg's profits
>stacy standing at the end with a phone timer, completely indifferent and unimpressed
fucking kek

>>24010164
have fun making your own food from raw wheat, scouring for raw materials, and manufacturing your own goods.

>>24009143
>American mega pizza chains
>Just a bunch of teenagers making the pizzas as fast as possible to get a paycheck
I want my pizzas made artisan-style by a little Italian immigrant, not by a wagie who probably jacks off to his co-worker during his 15-minute break.

>>24009143
>Wasting Cheese
>Creating a mess
>Flour all over the floor now
>Touches apron then touches food without washing hands
NGMI

My neetbux ended weeks ago, just got hired by Walmart. What am I in for? I applied to work in the back because I don't want to deal with customers.

>>24011296
>BOOM BOOM CLAP
COME ON EVERYBODY SING IT!

>>24009143
1. All that cornmeal he threw across the room at the start is going to be a major slipping hazard, OSHA will have a field day.
2. I sure hope those orders were for extra cheese, because even disregarding the waste that didn't land on the pie, he's got like a pound on that thing.
3. The pepperoni distribution was fucking abysmal. No one wants a pizza with all the pepperonis in a heap five-thick off-center.

In short, that webm is not efficiency, it's just haste.

>>24009143
That might be the owner dabbing on his wagies, showing them how fast they need to be

>>24009143
>I work in an inbound call centre and I have almost had no positive feedback from customers but my call time efficiency is down amd my managers are neither happy nor sad. I speak to the director often and she seems pretty cool. My empathy is almost non-existent at this point but the system makes you do that because you can't sit on the phone while someone tells you their life story. Life is really nasty, brutish and short.

>>24009972
Entitled and annoying*
FTFY

>>24011605
>that
imagine thinking that this is how he works 100% of the time. its obviously a dumb clout video for fellow wagies

>>24010523
I read all of the most recent news articles of the day when I have nothing to do. Then I read boomer comments on them and save the best onto a txt file and send them home for later rereading.

>>24011605
>In short, that webm is not efficiency, it's just haste.
This pretty much sums up all fast food. The higher ups pressure the fuck out of employees to make shit quick, pretty much every chain prioritizes speed over quality.
t. former fast food wagie

>>24009143
there's value in being able to whole-heartedly devote oneself to one's work even if it's some shitty burger-flipper type job. i'm not saying to do that forever or to kill yourself for mr. shekelberg's benefit, but to learn how to be fully devoted to the moment even when things are shitty is a very valuable skill. there are dividend-paying insights there.

Sometimes your own productivity is stifled by your own boss who won't work proactively and think ahead.

Annoys the shit outta me as a welder.....

No

I probably only do an hours worth of actual work.

I dont mind if my pizza takes an extra 3 minutes if it means less sloppyness

>>24009407
>>24010744
They... they kinda do.

There's catch trays under the zzaa's topping assembly line where minimum waged workers are then instructed to extract each topping and repatriate each food item with their respected topping of customer choice. From there, the tiny dairy product cubes are then collected and placed back into the chilled pizza cheese holding container.

>>24011764
>The higher ups pressure the fuck out of employees to make shit quick, pretty much every chain prioritizes speed over quality.
I can confirm this. It's true even in smaller places too. They somehow don't care about how it's done, they just want it done fast. i.e.: we had to crush boxes in the trash area, otherwise our recycling dumpster would start to overflow and we'd have boxes all over the trash area. I was the only one that actually crushed boxes, and sometimes even picked up the slack from others not crushing their boxes. Then, I would sometimes get (minor) flack from higher-ups or other cashiers that I take too long to do trash. "So-and-so does it in 10 minutes, and hey, I mean she comes back pretty fast and is ready to work again up front"
But no, fool, she doesn't do the job correctly and is screwing ME over, as well as the intended order of everything.
I don't miss that place. Word from my ex-coworkers is it's only gotten worse as there are too many new employees compared to the good veterans that actually know how to do everything.

>>24009143
I realized early on that paying by the hour can't be the best system. There's no incentive to work harder than the absolute bare minimum. It's kind of like communism but instead of getting killed for not working hard enough you just get fired.

When I worked at Burger King they always wanted us to work fast so we could keep the drive thru timer down. I realized there was absolutely no incentive for us to do that other than to not be yelled at by the managers.

I liked to envision a system where we were rewarded for getting the drive thru timer to a certain time(s), and how much more fun work would be if we had something like that. Even just a small reward would give the wagies a reason to try.

Oh well.

>>24009143
this made me kek unreasonably loud

>>24010523
>Then I had to spend the rest of the day looking busy, which is a lot harder than it seems.
I've actually been more depressed at job where I had little to do than jobs where I had too much to do.

>Do you wage slave as efficiently as possible?
No I am not efficient. However I put my heart and soul into my job. In the end doesn't that matter the most??

>>24009143
Now tell me why a machine couldn't just do this.

>>24012866
A machine does not have a soul. We need workers to put their soul and heart into their work. That special something can and will never be replaced by machines. Ever.

So help me Go- I mean Sam.

no and I usually try to inform my fellow coworkers on how badly they're being jewed by the employer and how they should do all they can to subtly subvert the business and bring down profit margins because they are being paid hourly

>>24012915
Christ is this an american thing I can't imagine soulless corporate shit like this happening here

>>24009407
The cheese that falls into the grate? no, but the cheese that falls on the table and gets caught by that lip? yes. Former Taco bell wagie

I actually do and enjoy it. Small booming businesses are where it's at. I walked in as a NEET at the right place, right time. Worked harder then everyone else, and got promoted thrice.

>t. sales up 50% year over year last 3 years
>one of the only businesses to meet demand among product shortages
>10% salary bonus and loads of vacation

>>24010164
Imagine feeling this inferior to wagies LOL

>>24012969
I do this anyway, unless I really have to shit or something. For the most part, I like people

I used to until my portfolio mooned to 180k in the summer. Now I am getting lazier and lazier because I know we will all make it soon.

in a few years i bet this guy will own a dominos

I work nightfill and this guy i work with busts his ass everynight sweating and shit works like double everyone else, drinks like 3 v energy drinks a night. He's been doing this for over a year now and hasnt got a payrise or any appreciation, all he's gotten was a "thank you card" from management LOL

if i was passionate about it i probably would. now i just do the bare minimum. working for a giant company in a sector thats slowly going bust is no good

>>24010765
A lot of my customers work at Boeing. One dude always bragged to me how much he gets paid working saturdays by falling asleep in the wings for most of the day.

>>24009143
As fast as possible every day. I have a job that when I get done with my route I can clock out. Our routes are built using computer data but it’s rarely right. Most of my routes are built for 9 hours but I get them done in 6 or so. Usually 32 hours a week at 40 hour pay.

>>24009143
jfc this reminds me of when I wage slaved for Amazon prime now shopping at there whole foods stores and I would literally outperform everyone in the hopes of a promotion. Let's just say that didn't happen after about 1.5 years doing that job meanwhile a female coworker at the 60th percentile gets it since shes friendly with everyone after a months worth of experience.

When I worked in IT I did a good job at first but then got fed up with wage cuckoldry and just let everything pile up while I read Books and played chess on the computer and tried to teach myself Spanish. I quit and am now a pot dealing NEET that couldn’t be happier.

>>24009143
NO and I was just complaining to a co-worker about how beaners like to work twice as hard for half the pay, while I like to work half as hard for twice the pay.

>>24012969
i think this explains why the walmart wagies always run away when I get anywhere close.
finding an employee that will respond in walmart is harder than any other retail store

>>24009143
Sure, if I enjoy the work. Making dough at a pizzeria was probably one of the best jobs I had. Shame the pay was garbage.

>>24009143
ah, this is why dominos pizza tastes like absolute shit.

>>24010796
This.

>>24009143

lmao no. I'm at work rn and all I do is browse biz all day. For the stinky pesos the pay me that's the way things should be

"my boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company's time"

Never be the pizza maker, just be the driver, you get tips and don't do shit, and can drink and drive cause all people ordering pizza don't care and are usually drunk themselves and the pizza covers the smell.

>>24012748
wtf is that webm even about. some dead chick in a chair the wagie is trying to hide or something/? back story?

>>24012098
Only focus on what your manager focuses on, but notice what they don't want you to focus on/don't care about This will get you far in life as far as I have discovered.

>>24013954
If I remember right he was trying to stop them from recording it because his job is selling pictures of people on the ride.
He's just an ultrasperg wagie who cares about the rules too much.

>>24012915
Honestly American Corporate culture at this point. All you need to know is how you feel looking at this picture from the perspective of an employee.

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>>24014070
delete this

>>24013954
do you live under a rock? ever been on a rollercoaster? they ask if you want pictures taken and at the end you can buy them, but some people just take a pic of the picture which isn't allowed.

>>24010164
If you gas all the wagies who will make your chicken tendies?

>>24010164
>99% of wagies should be gassed imo
who would run society then?
you gonna pay garbage men 150k/year?

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>>24009407
yes its recycled every topping is
>t. worked at dominos

>>24014070
Never post this again you fuck

>>24012169
At del taco (medium sized regional chain) they only give you free lunch if your drive through is under X. The wagies would pay us in "peel and win" large cups to circle through 3-5 times. Then come back in 20 mins and claim our free tacos and fries from the cups/repeat.

Management started inventorying the cups or huge free food losses, then the workers lost free break food too.

>>24010164
the wagies are what makes the world economy run you fucking dunce. thanks for making me laugh though with your bird-tier IQ