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23991235 No.23991235 [Reply] [Original]

You have my sword.

>> No.23991293

>>23991235
>this is a 10/10 in bongland

>> No.23991848
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23991848

>>23991235
And my sax

>> No.23991903

>all women are whores
>woman post about bitcoin
>OMG I LUV MAISE :3

>> No.23992182

>>23991903
Who are you quoting?

>> No.23992315

>>23991235
>leave the bull run to me

>> No.23992337

>>23991235
this is the beginning of the bullrun, now that normie celebrities are on it, its imminent that normies will fall for it.

>> No.23992359
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23992359

>>23991293
this is a child anon

>> No.23992376

>>23991235
You have my boy sword little girl, come here!

>> No.23992510

>>23992337
Normans don't invest anon.

>> No.23992533

>>23991848
Weird Al?

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23992650

>>23991903
Lurk moar

>> No.23992667
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>>23992359
Yeah, thats why he said it.

>> No.23992686
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23992686

>>23991235
And my stache

>> No.23993181

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

>> No.23993524

up

>> No.23993581

>>23991293
how could she be a 10/10 when Emilia Clarke is literally on the same show