/biz/ - Business & Finance

SNEED ID ROLL

For the Spanish anon of the last thread.

You paid 4€ because it’s the commission for your market, supposing you bought on the Spanish market.

>pic related

>>23980301
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>>23980282
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St. Catejan, the patron saint of bankers, workers, unemployed people, etc, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I BUY TESLA STOCK IM SO DUMB

Whoever does as the OP asks is a faggot.

>>23980305
no way, you're saying ANY trade on the spanish stockmarket by a spanish person requires a €4 fee?

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAA
unirocally bought a tesla put today.
thank god it was only worth $300

No one cares about TSLA cars anymore. It's a carbon credit and options chain stock. And SPY is about to get DUMPED on.

Reminder 360 is the new floor for SPY and the way the algos are now programmed we are literally never going below that again.

1k worth of XOM to hold for 1 year???

Is oil going to come back at least half way to its precovid highs by this time 2021??

https://wsj.com/public/resources/documents/RC%20Ventures%20Letter%20to%20GameStop.pdf

>>23980282

>>23980342
Yes, 4€ + 0,05% of the sum you’re moving up to a maximum of 60€

>>23980354
yep.

>>23980354
Flip a coin

>>23980381
that's completely insane

>>23980391
Well if it doesn't bounce back I guess I'm okay with a 10% div for the gamble.

What the fuck were they thinking adding Tesla to th S&P.

Another fucking heist of the middle class to bail out Wall Street. (((they))) can't keep getting away with it.

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My 3 digit portfolio is feelin green and comfy. I can see myself making it by 2040.

Did anyone pick up any airlines? How about DENN?

I'm thinking about selling off my ARKK shares (25% of my folio), and dumping it into PLTR

ye or nay?

>>23980342
Ps. Not by a Spanish person but by anyone who’s operating on that market with degiro.

I have fixed tariffs on the whole European stock market, min 2,95€ max 19€ (it depends on how many trades you do per months and the more you make the less you pay).

Alright this market is heavily manipulated. They take etsy over tesla and now choose to take it?

Do i just all in on tesla tomorrow and not look at my phone until december?

>>23980357
Let's all talk about an absolute Chad Ryan Cohen is.

TSLA CHADS RISE UP
Finally about to break even on this stock after dumping $15k in at $490

>>23980441
ye

>>23980305
hey its me. so idk why everyone was saying degiro is the best? well i cant really do nothing now so hey thanks anyways :)

>>23980357
thx for reposting

>>23980441
can you handle the concentration risk?

>>23980457
How is fire sale of real estate any notable Chad behavior?

>>23980357
after re-reading this more thoroughly, im starting to be more hopeful after all

>GameStop needs to evolve into a technology company
lol, big if cohen can really pull it off

>>23980467
Better sell to SPY like literally all the hedge funds are going to do.

>>23980446
ah ok, there must be fee free trading in spain and elsewhere though. if we have it in the UK, then it's only a matter of time i guess

>>23980452
http://www.strawpoll.me/29403023

Poll to make it simplier. What do I all in on?

>tsla
>tqqq
>fngu
>arkk (idk due to hostile takeover)
>spy

>>23980282
Rate my ETF list:

ARKG
ARKK
ARKW
FDN
FTEC
IYW
MGK
PSJ
PTF
QTEC
BAKA
XITK
XLK
XNTK
XWEB
SRVR
IPAY
EMQQ

>>23980467
This shit ruined my day desu, I sold mine to dump more money into the chinks (and I don’t regret this) with a 200$ loss, so negligible but I’m mad nevertheless.

+55 points are insane

I genuinely see PLTR going to 100 in 4 years.
That might be too long for some of you anons, but for someone like me...

>Buffett sells gold for a loss less than a quarter after he buys
And people still trust the senile old boomer. Berkshire is dead and it’s “investors” are clinging to the past. Now that Tesla is in the S&P I think it makes sense to buy Tesla. Invest in the future, not the past.

>>23980505
PLTR

why am i so scared of trading ?

>>23980452
They're doing it now because it lost all momentum and all the big hedge funds and investment bankers are loaded to the gills with this dog, so they need Joe the plumbers 401k money to avoid taking a massive bath.

This is a huge short signal as the wealthy unload.

>>23980357
>>23980491
this shit is good too
>In this spirit, we urge you to quickly provide stockholders with a credible and publicly-available roadmap
definitely a firm believer in roadmaps being everything
please Cohen just do a tender offer already and be the CEO

How fucking high is TQQQ opening with this TSLA pomp?

>>23980491
Then again, look at Sears.

>>23980487
>>23980478
>can you handle the concentration risk?
as long as it stays above 11 or 12 I wont kill myself. I'm hardcore falling for the shills saying it's going to x5-x20

>>23980532
low t

>>23980521
>points
Seriously i thought only old people used this.

Im mad cause i was considering jumping back in at 408 with about 40k, a very big chunk of my account as just last week my account was mostly cash and it was infuriating. Id be up about 5k had i gone through with it.

>>23980526

could go to 100 in 2 years with the right contracts.

>SPY down .80 cents AH

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>23980357
>>23980457
>>23980491
I can feel his frustration behind every letter.
That was pretty aggressive. I sold my shares today because I genuinely think Cohen might just give up on them if they don't respond well to this statement. It kind of feels like a "do this or we're done" statement.
A lot of GME's board is good now, but there are many of there that are borderline incompetent and had a small breakdown over selling their private jet.

>>23980282
/pmg/ here, anyone have info on investing in precious stones? iv'e been researching for months and all i got is wholesale jasper sources and rock tumblers

>>23980561
sigh...i dont even have the energy to jerk off anymore

>>23980571
I bought calls 10 mins before close <|:^)

>>23980532
Iktf.

t. Was mostly cash last week and infuriated, still am infuriated

>>23980540
Posibly i think mainstream is gonna pump it hard tho. Advice on short term?

Can someone explain a retard what is going on here?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RR.L/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAMhdcVuAqQHlB9OBieSacldKgeZW-R1tXXKF_2vivjDsJb25wr5mB3lfQ9DDN5-z0nz-Nlf-xG7xjJ3lyWr7gPyYWlFBPtce13MFpPx8FGWIB9Xccbhu-RBaLN5TeMG-6bSNca7NvOCV5fiuGY6AOdr5GZZWl0FKtR1ZF4Ivw6pC

Stock price doesn't match google's.

Imagine not investing in Tesla right now.

Link is the best shitcoin in the world

>>23980596
ive been all cash forever. i have over 140k and im paralyzed with fear

>>23980585
>anyone have info on investing in precious stones
they have machines that make those now. It's like the rip van winkle caper for stones

>>23980613
If anything puts dated right after S and PooPee inclusion are money printers.

>>23980357
>tfw just wanted to break even on 12.65

If the board doesn't comply we gamers will have to do something now won't we

>>23980282
>That fucking aftermarket

>my boomer uncle mentioned he invested in palantir

its over. 12 EOW

>>23980613
Right now? With the 13% pump on opening tomorrow?

>>23980502
Fees depends on the broker, if you’re using a broker without fees you’re being offered something LESS than who pays them, and these things can be secondary unnecessary services or features or even insurance. For instance some zero fees brokers ask you to pay a monthly fixed fee to have real time quotes in some markets.
Be careful.

I need my 5 hour GME circlejerk stream and I need it NOW

>>23980441
Nay. ARKK is the holy grail of ETFs, only cut it if it stops performing well, otherwise it's like a 3x index with a fraction of the risk.

>>23980441
>not holding both as your long stocks
ngmi

>>23980583
I think you can take it both ways

i probably should have looked at the letter more thoroughly before sperging out last thread lel and letting myself be swayed by the afterhours price action. This part for example might hint on a hostile takeover
Cohen strikes me as someone who'd be too emotionally attached to back out at this point

Note that there's 20K open interest on 12/18 17p, someone is ok buying up 2 million shares at once

>>23980505
>http://www.strawpoll.me/29403023
I voted for TQQQ because I want you to lose all your money in the December crash.

>>23980686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybw5nMCbi1A

DIE TQQQ DIE

Anybody all in fisker

>>23980467
>Finally about to break even on this stock after dumping $15k in at $490
Lmao, that must have been brutal. At least you didn't sell.

>>23980698
>>23980703
the hostile takeover news has me spooked to the bones

Is anyone following the China coal company with AAA- rated bonds going under?
Is this the black swan event..? Is this like Lehman Brothers going under? All China bonds will fall under pressure from investor divestment.. Yields up = not able to rebound and pull world up with it + government linked businesses in combination with tech crackdown = pull back?
or is it a nothing burger?

>>23980680
yeah my broker is definitely limited: no option trading, no margin, only US and UK stocks. but i use it because there's no monthly fee and no fee to make a trade. you just buy and sell as much as you like, with no limit

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>>23980568
I feel you anon, at this point you may want to wait for the Berlin gigafactory to ride on the sweet news gains but who knows with Tesla.
I bought before the battery day and even with good financial results the stock crashed and left me at draw most of the times, then it crashed.
I planned to keep them long but then this bubble happened so...

We all gonna make it stinkies

>>23980642
cool, source?

>>23980707
thank you, jack poster

>>23980505
leaps calls on SOXL then sell covered calls. In a couple of years your long calls will be paid for

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Rate my portfolio

30% PLTR
20% GME
5% NAK
5% SPY
5% AAPL
5% CRM
5% BABA
5% CLF
10% TQQQ
10% SQQQ

>>23980777
ah, a fellow man of integrity. checked holly get

>read about options
>seems like the maximum risk on every option is just however much the premium is, because you aren't obligated to actually make the trade
>people keep saying options are way too complicated and high risk for the average investor
Is there something I'm missing here? Or is "options 2risky4u" a meme pushed by optionsfags to try to keep normies away from from their secret club?

>>23980705
good god, what a madlad

>>23980511
>BAKA
S M H needs to be higher as it will give the most unleveraged gains in the long term. I like XLK too.

>>23980744
That’s a good thing anon, still be careful and keep an eye open.
My platform is rather one of the best (by experts that can appreciate all the features) and even if I use a small portion of everything I prefer paying the fees and sleep tight.

>>23980789
>10% TQQQ
>10% SQQQ

>>23980511
Too many/10. You can't possibly keep on top of all of those and you're going to drag your performance down. Make a shortlist.
>>23980730
Why do you care as long as Cathie is still running it? The takeover hasn't happened yet and she is going to fight it. It's not like the underlying value of the fund will change with new ownership.

>>23980776
https://youtu.be/0FKAYuAq61k

>>23980763
>>23980616
fuck off and stop reminding me I bought ETH at 1k in 2017 and stopped buying shitcoins until earlier this year when I bought Link at 16.

>>23980789
people should post how much total they have when sharing portfolios because how you allocate into stocks depends on how much you have active in the market

>>23980807
You only lose the premium if you hold it up to expiry

>>23980777
checked and no problem

>>23980822
cant lose if you play for both teams :)

What’s the most Jewish stock out there? The one that always backstabs you if you trust it.

Why is TSLA poomping?

>>23980568
>>points
>Seriously i thought only old people used this.
Futures traders

>>23980742
https://finanz.dk/sudden-default-by-aaa-rated-chinese-state-owned-coal-miner-sends-shockwaves-across-markets/
How will investment continue to flow into China after the Ant IPO debacle and now AAA rated companies going under with no warning?
Plus the recent Executive Order

>>23980807
>Is there something I'm missing here?
Yes- for there to be a option buyer there also has to be an option seller. This creates new considerations like spread, theta decay, etc., that a stock transaction doesn't have.

>>23980789


>no crsr
>but 20% gme

explain

>>23980826
What happens to an ETF's value if ownership changes? Surely the loss of trust in ownership effects the share value?

>>23980705
...

>>23980868
Jurassic Park: "Life finds a way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybw5nMCbi1A&feature=push-lbrm&attr_tag=MGgSayBk8Ogab1L3%3A6

>>23980861
TPH. Fuck that shit. Look at their earnings, compare to past results (or estimates) and see how it behaves the day after. Jewish fucking cunts.

>>23980670
In 6 months Tesla’s current price will look cheap. Get in now. I’m buying $5k more shares at open

>>23980807
You can lose 100% of the premium while stocks rarely go to 0. They are also leveraged (from barely leveraged to extremely leveraged) and can magnify price changes.

>>23980832
based. carbon crystals don't have the best resale value. if i figure out how to finish and facet rough emeralds i'll be a straight baller

>>23980826
>>23980877
If/when ARK gets taken over the effects won't be immediate but the special sauce will probably get fucked with consequently their performance in the future will suffer. I imagine in the short term while they are fighting the situation their focus will be split also affecting the efficacy of their trading. It all basically sucks.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tesla-stock-jumps-after-news-company-will-join-s-p-500-11605566132

What calls do i fucking buy lads

why do the stonks go up? always up never down. the entire world is unemployed. tesla will never have good margins.
what does it mean to be?

>>23980907
>PLTR 2 ELECTRIC BOGALOO

>>23980835
I have $1600 total
>>23980874
GME is bagholding I bought around $14

>>23980807
Start by selling options so you get to know the dynamics of options (which you clearly dont understand right now) while being on the winning side

>>23980807
people conflate buying and selling contracts within options, the latter is riskier especially if you don't have the underlying stock.

that being said, premiums can go to zero and people often buy a shit ton of contracts at once (YOLOing) which equates to a coinflip. if you had simply bought the stock you can just hold when your bet is wrong. further, holding contracts devalue through time (theta decay)

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>>23980924
11/20 $600 call

>>23980944
Thank you anon, it's a good thing the bank approved me for a HELOC the other day

>>23980924
None since IV will be like 400% tomorrow

>>23980927
Once you realize that the market went from a reflection of the economy until the 90s to reflection of the "future" of the economy in the 10s to inversing the economy in the 20s is when you will start making money.
Literally short everything that isn't the market.

>>23980927
>the entire world is unemployed.
no one that matters is unemployed

>>23980959
I'm waiting for everyone to get dabbed on by volatility and collect some cheap ones, I was thinking December calls, but I'm not sure which strike I should pick

>>23980935
too diversified with that low of capital, you'll be crabbing for years. choose 1 long position and swing trade something, have cash set aside for PnDs and memes

>>23980927
>everyone is unemployed
bullish

How do etfs handle this transition? Does qqq sell off Tesla?

>>23980877
I don't think the price can get too far away from the net asset value (NAV) without people buying it back up since the underlying holdings have inherit value and it would be selling at a discount. It's mostly just a concern if it gets a new manager and the performance starts to suffer long term but that won't happen overnight.

>>23981001
SPY gets dabbed on by hedge funds selling their shares. QQQ has been rebalancing with TSLA already for years.

MF SAYS:

TSLA 600 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23980742
>black swan
Maybe for the Chinese equity market. Americans investing in China (or, even worse, using Chinese assets as collateral) knew exactly the level of scam they were getting into and deserve everything they get.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to play this game, I’m humble.

I’m buying speculative stocks to make a quick gain starting from low money, like 3-4000$, then once I doubled the money (I wish) I reinvest part of the money on safer stocks while I keep playing the game until I manage to make a living out of this.
1700$ per month or 20.400$ total per year.
Am I asking too much?

Is PLTR legit or is it being shilled like GME and the top is already past us? I always wanted to get in on a /biz/ shilled stock but I'm too big of a pussy.

>>23980969
>>23980961
edgy but rings true

>>23980826
>Make a shortlist.
OK fine

>>23980811
thanks m8

>>23980887
oh yeah you can bet i sperged out about the bullshit points on streaming and esports
I really don't think Gamestop has the reputation or personalities (besides maybe Reggie) to make that shit work. But I think Cohen knows better than anyone that you need to get the basics right first, based on his CHWY interview

I'm going to assume that shit is just fluff to excite boomer investors who don't really understand vidya. I'll put more focus on the rest of the letter
I'm also going to assume that's a parternship with Twitch rather than outright competing with them (that would be fucking retarded)

>>23980282
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>>23981033
Yes

>>23980935
>bagholding GME
Do you expect the new console generation to get them out of their disappointing slump?

>>23980907
Why should I spend 460 a pop on tesla when I can 15 on palentir?
Palentir has a brighter future considering we're heading towards an era of mass surveillance whereas tesla is sold on the lie of green energy when in reality it pollutes twice as much as fossil energies.
Tomorrow are we all rolling in electric cars? Fuck no. Are we all getting data mined and treated as terrorists because we don't like the government going after our freedums, you bet we are.
How much high can tesla get out of hype alone anyway?

>>23981033
it's legit but it's a long hold. it could very well dip back to $9, $10. just buy now and forget about it for 10 years.

>>23981032
which stocks tho

>>23981015
I mean I own spy and qld. Because my weak hands can't trade worth a fuck so am going old etf route. But I just wondered how things that specifically track the NASDAQ handle a major switch like that

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23980927
LumpenProletariat never really made a dent anyway

>ryan cohen taking over GME
>/smg/ isn't even talking about it
lol

>ALB

If you want to shill something, this is a comfy bet

>>23980305
Why not just use Revolut?

>>23980969
I see this argument made all the time here - this is a very silly argument - if there are 10 people unemployed but 1 person in a high paying job still employed, it will still be a net negative on the economy. We are a consumption driven economy - those 10 people now receiving no or less income = less money spent on consumption. The service sector has also gotten slammed.
The market will keep going up, but that is due to the Fed's ballooning balance sheet - not because "everyone that matters is still employed"

Is everyone happy that we're all making bank under President Biden's economy?

>>23981001
Some etfs sell shares in a company if its position exceeds a certain % of their portfolio.
TSLA reaching 1 trillion in market cap over the next 5 years doesn't seem so crazy anymore. Surprising using government tax credits to post positive earnings is enough to get into SPY kek.

http://twitch.tv/cowo

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>>23981066
>Why should I spend 460 a pop on tesla when I can 15 on palentir?
Unlike anything else in existence TSLA is the convergance play for robotics (automated cars are robots), deep learning, energy storage, automated ride hailing, and software as a service (extremely profitable as unit costs are zero). If you believe in the exponential future of even one of these then TSLA is a shoe-in. If they all explode then TSLA is a potential 5 trillion dollar company.

Anyone buying CBAT at open?

>>23981116

Leaked pic of bidenbros on January 20 lol

>Soros bought $175 million of PLTR at $9.5
Is this bearish or bullish?

>>23981077
I don’t know anon, I’ll follow my heart.
For the moment I’m speculating on the chinks and green/EV related, my immediate need is to make the fattest profit I can until the bubble explodes.

i fell for ""their"" tricks
my impression of the letter changed entirely (for the better) once the AH price wasn't -5% anymore

>>23981097
guaranteed (you)'s

So is Tesla is going back to 420?

>TSLA joins S&P 500
This is it. I've finally found the meme I've been waiting for. I get to join a meme from the beginning this time, starting from cash. Later homos, all in TSLA FDs.

>>23981141
I'm tempted to buy it premarket but I might get dabbed on

>>23981033
This is what's going to happen, and how /smg/ will react:
>another leg to 17-17.50 by EOW
people will FOMO at this point and spam the fuck out the stock
>will drop to 12-14 within the next three weeks (this might be the following week after the leg up)
people will panic sell and call it a shitstock saying they haven't turned a profit in 18 years, etc
>by the following week it will recover and have another leg up to 18-20
and the cycle continues

it's a fantastic longterm hold and the underlying software is powerful. watch out for the employee sell off in Feb and the state of active contracts.

when you decide to buy is up to you

>>23981109
Who cares? I make low-mid 6 figures and am getting rich off the stock market.

>>23981147
As much as I hate the kike and want him dead. It is bullish.

>>23980282
sunrun inc.

Based or Cringe?

>>23981116
this takes me back. fuck discord servers

>>23981066
Tesla is easily going to be a $1500 stock by early 2021. Just get the fuck in now.

>>23981204
>buy my bags

>>23981177
That's fine, just remember that in musical chairs the music eventually stops - don't be one left without a chair

>>23980552
yeah but the difference is GME has a cleaned up balance sheet and the new console cycle to give them enough time for an actual roadmap to a turnaround

I say just let Cohen take over. Gamestop is fucked after 5 years anyways if they don't adapt
shareholder vote when

>>23981159
No, seriously.
https://wsj.com/public/resources/documents/RC%20Ventures%20Letter%20to%20GameStop.pdf
Cohen is going to make an offer, or go for a majority of board seats.

>>23980511
>No MSOS

Neck yourself

>>23981145
and fuck sean hannity. litereally that creature deserves rape. in the middle of a football stadium by a fema camp full of niggers gathered for the spectacle

So SPY is gonna dump now with Tesla joining right? something tells me lots of boomers and boomer funds will want to unload now due to the increased volatility with a stock like Tesla in the fund

>>23981215
>le Reddit stonk market saying
I bet you also think “time in the market beats timing the market” and “buy for the long term!” too.

>>23981204
really?

>>23980641
>140k
Yeah ur at that point where one wrong move is still risky. If i stick it into companies i trust id proabably be able to get it to 70k in with ur amount, too bad my picks have recently mooned so im left holding cash as i dont want to get dumped on like those who bought in late august. Hit 400k and youd be set tho.

t. 5 figure portfolio

>surely Tesla can't keep rising like this
>few months later tesla keeps rising like this
Glad I bought some back earlier in the year.

>>23981182
at least he sent hiss fellow jews to the ss

>>23981222
bases trips. why do you want cohen to take over? what will he do differently than current management?

Kek, sitting on my ass awaiting for MRO to hit 8 bucks as the cold ass weather and virus cases rage on. Once the 8 dollar limit is hit, why its time to sell my good man. Walking out with my pocket stuffed with over 17,000 bucks makes a nice Christmas stocking stuffer you know.

Why wont AMD do something.

>>23981223
i fucking hope so because that's an instant 2x *at least*
It'll probably cause more shareholders to recall their shares than the Permit/Hestia shareholder vote

>age
>net worth
>top holding
Go

>>23980861
Jumia

I really don't want to FOMO into Tesla-chan before we get a pull back on all the bull runs this past weeks.

I'm setting a limit buy for 2 at $420 on that meme stock for the meme

>>23981147
Thats it. Im in.

>>23981260
>unironic BIG GREEN WADS poster
They exist?

>>23980665
based

My current predictions:
>GME has been consolidating for like a month, I don't really follow it too closely but it does look like sentiment is leaning toward another leg up
>HIBL is going to keep kicking ass as long as Biden is the winner and people regain confidence in recovery stocks like banks, airlines and cruises
>TQQQ and FNGU are also going to keep kicking ass as long as Biden is prez and he has big tech lobbyists in his administration
>TSLA is going to be back at like $2000 again soon, maybe by this time next year. Ur dumb if you don't think Tesla will make it big in the long run
>UPS and FDX are going to continue killing it, especially over the holiday shipping season

>>23981234
according to my calculation it should only be 1.26% of the index

>>23981240
Friend, you have just exposed yourself as a reddit user. Thank you for allowing me to filter you. This is a common expression - the fact that you think it's exclusive to reddit just shows your idiocy - how would you know that it was a reddit saying??

I am not arguing whatsoever for a bearish position. In my post I made clear that the Fed balance sheet will keep going up, and this will drive the markets further. Ride the bubble - but be ready to "sit down" when the music stops - because it will, eventually, without a doubt

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>bought 400 cbat a couple months ago at 2.40 during the initial pump and dump with China algos for a quick flip
>held too long because greed
>missed 3.80
>sold at 2.30 because anons said it was over and I thought it was pump and dump trash.
>now its fuvking 11

God damnit.

Post big-brain TSLA plays.

* Calls on SPY/QQQ/ARK ETFs
* Sympathy plays on NIO and CBAT
* Calendar spreads on the furthest-OTM FDs

>>23981260
why 8

>>23980282
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>>23981279
For these things are yall just counting liquid? Or if I sold all my possessions and including that?

>>23981279
>Niggers
>tongue my
>anus
Fuck your data mining

>>23981279
>26
>40k
>ARKK followed by NIO
I am fully prepared to get my ass wrecked by a red or green dildo tomorrow AH.

>>23981299
People are still holding Tesla at $500+ from the Last "Tesla to $2000" bull run months ago desu.

>>23981225
dude weed man WEED BRO

>>23981174
Sir I like your soft-touch shilling approach, makes me feel smart.

>>23981279
23
400
tsla 1 share @ 400
:)

>>23981313
Its 11 now but it spiked to almost $13 in AH :^)

>>23981345
Chief, you realize that everyone who wants your stock data already has it

>>23981355
We don't have penny stock PnDs anymore because the tech pajeets went to TSLA.

>>23981279
34
800k
280k in VUG kek

>>23981279
31

90%

Just sold all my rental properties I bought in 2015

>>23981111
Biden's promise of unlimited stimulus lol

>>23981343
Net worth is just assets vs. liabilities (debt). It's why people get confused when it's pointed out that Musk and Bezos are not as rich as people think. They are very wealthy though (which means they have relatively liquid assets).

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23981380
NAK and OPTI are pretty good desu

>>23981334
True I could hold out for more and while I'm a greedy bastard at heart, sometimes the long wait ends up fucking you over. The stock has shown an easy time as it were hitting 8.

>>23981258
>what will he do differently than current management?
sounds like he'd be more extreme with the changes instead of cryptic and slow as fuck like the current board who's been in it since early 2019. I mean he even outright says he wants to turn Gamestop into a ""tech stock""
could unironically be the LISA SU of Gamestop if he pulls it off

real answer: a shareholder vote will trigger the short squeeze we want, just like the quick 2x from Permit/Hestia in April

>>23981403
Yeah but for assets are you counting like cars, equity in a home, personal collections or w/e

>>23981147
The only good thing about Soros is that he HATES China (which can be the reason for a decently big purchase of PLTR), but he wouldn't just drop money randomly just because of that, so probably bullish. Keep in mind though that Soros and his team are actively selling and buying, he could pull out tomorrow for a big profit for all we know

>>23981177
>Who cares? I make low-mid 6 figures and am getting rich off the stock market.
why *wouldn't* you care about the macro picture of other citizens though? there is no point in being rich if the country goes to shit around you. it is in the self-interest of the wealthy that employment is maximised because if too many people get unemployed you get more unrest and crime

>>23981420
i think im going to copy your strategy. will buy tomorrow and iwll sell at 8. thx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM A PALANTARD AND I CANT HELP MYSELF

>>23981470
Just on the most basic, self-interest only level, you want other people to have $$$ to spend on your products / services

>>23981493
>he saved the thumbnail

>>23981493
>saved thumbnail
so this is the power of palantir buyers...

Why would Cohen give a shit about GME long term? The dude's made back his investment and then some already. What's in it for him in other words?. Hell he's rich as fuck anyway. Some might say to hell with being a venture capitalist and just take your money and just do jack shit for the rest of your life. Hell if I got over 3 billion for something I'd "retire" right on the spot.

>>23980840
>>23980871
>>23980909
>>23980937
>>23980940
Thanks for the responses lads.

>>23981513
It's to fool palentir's algos, he's an insider.

>>23981513
>tfw I didnt realize that is what retards were doing

Thanks anon

>>23981399
>Biden's promise of unlimited stimulus lol
should have gone yang gang

>>23981470
There is a certain element of harmony in that maddening of the impoverishment of self-centered sheep that we call the under class wagies.

Most don't even know they are getting poorer, because they don't understand basic economics. 2020 has shown the sheepishness of most of our society. Willing to have liberty stamped out for non-existant protection.

Stimulus to the wall, fuck the wagie. Democrats basically enslave the lower classes, then the lower class kisses them on the lips for it, lmao.

rate my portfolio anons, I just follow the memes here

>>23980706
So you full in cash or puts? Post that portfolio proving you own no shares or calls.

>>23981399
That is the Fed's job though

>>23981535
He's a psychopathic billionaire but instead of rockets he likes selling pet food

China just opened
BIG red dildo /NQ

NIO bros, tomorrow we are either geniuses or retarded

>>23981554
Not retard. Palantard.

>>23980868
>How will investment continue to flow into China after the Ant IPO debacle and now AAA rated companies going under with no warning?
>Plus the recent Executive Order
This. No interest in touching their stocks unless im 100% sure a pump and dump will soon happen and i jump in before the pump.

>>23980706
>implying there will be a crash in December

maybe 5% down at the most lmao. we're not crashing again until maybe 2022

>>23981420
>>23981481
meant this in a good way btw, thanks

>>23981535
he has to make up his losses from putting 40% of his money into fucking WFC

>>23981580
Thinking of selling one of my two calls if we're green pre-AH and putting the profits into PLTR shares

>>23981580
we held through earnings
we are retarded

>>23981578
J-just filling the gap

>>23981446
I don't consider cars assets unless you have a classic car with value. A 2020 Honda civic is really not worth much and depreciates very fast.

Stocks, land, bonds, home equity, etc are all net worth increasing. I think your mortgage does subtract from your net worth. And obviously renting is a money black hole.

Stuff like pokemon cards, coins, etc. are always iffy too. I wouldn't consider them equity. But, the gold or silver does itself have value.

>>23981470
My base case for America is unironically Brazil. Call me a /pol/fag if you want, but how can people not see that as our future? It's not the future I want, but it's the future we get. Look at California, it's got a democrat super majority and it is just a neo-liberal shithole. Look at Virginia. Used to be a red state, now it's democrat, but still ranks 51st in workers rights.

>>23980922
What prevents her from abandoning it and opening up a new etf that does the exact same thing?

>>23980863
search "tesla, news"

>>23981580
If both XPEV and LI had yuge beats and NIO doesn't beat, we bet on the wrong chink horse

>>23981573
Bidens job to create velocity if possible. FED has already done the printing, but very little of it has entered the real economy, let alone the COOMSOOMER economy.

>>23981657
>I think your mortgage does subtract from your net worth. And obviously renting is a money black hole.
Depending on where you live and property taxes, renting can actually be the smarter option in the long term since savings can be put into other equity classes instead. Being a landlord is filthy and digusting, but gives you an inflation adjusted income stream. There is a reason boomers have trashed everything except that.
Mortgages are powerful as debt leveraging vehicles. But you have to be damn certain you know what you are doing.

How does SPY 370 EOW sound?

>>23981657
>Look at California, it's got a democrat super majority and it is just a neo-liberal shithole. Look at Virginia. Used to be a red state, now it's democrat, but still ranks 51st in workers rights.
+ agree

Also, will /biz/ ever get flags??

>>23981116

EBIN

Why not just buy HIBL on big red days to get a cheap average price and still make the gains from the markets which always eventually go up?

>>23981764
there's only one nation here.. the market

>>23981657
>My base case for America is unironically Brazil. Call me a /pol/fag if you want, but how can people not see that as our future? It's not the future I want, but it's the future we get
that's the way it's going, but it would be a tragedy for the USA to end up like brazil. americans should be doing everything they can to avoid that fate. it certainly makes a joke of american exceptionalism

>>23981764
>Also, will /biz/ ever get flags??
lol NEVER

>>23981764
>Also, will /biz/ ever get flags??
Then 95% of all crypto and TSLA posts would be outed as Indians.
>>23981688
You create sustainable money velocity by ending the Fed.

>>23981279
>22
>above 95%
>AMZN
I actually had no idea I was doing this well. Thank you BasedGod for rich parents.

Why doesn't young white girls actively trade like this bros?

>>23981806
Stay poor Ranjesh

>>23981827
>girl

>TSLA's going to be a trillion dollar company
Best timeline.

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23981795
I cannot see it changing anytime soon. It seems like alot of the western world is heading for assets are sky high priced, wages are shit poor low/currency worthless. USA will still be the number one economy, but the wealth gap will keep getting wider.
Democrats only gonna make things worse, the working class is oblivious to everything anybody says in these threads about their impoverishment.

No surprise has been going on since 2008. It really does suck to be a wagie now days.

>>23981764
>>23981806
>Then 95% of all crypto and TSLA posts would be outed as Indians.
Their ESL-tier writing outs them pretty easily, but flags would be great. You would be able to judge new crypto projects by the number of wagon wheels in the replies.

>>23981827
for all you know, the majority of us in this thread could be young white girls

>>23981731
True. I'm moving for a new job soon so I'm renting a 1br for 3000 that's a 5 minute walk from work. A good neighborhood around here is $1600-2100/m in property taxes. I will probably buy eventually if I like the job, but taxes are crazy.

I kinda find the whole idea of the constant money printing leading to "very bad things" after the new year funny. The Fed created money outta thin air to prop things up. They sure as hell can take it away the same way. If for the simple reason of creating some bullshit charge in the master fed balance sheet on the computer to even things out. Say they spent 2 trillion on new prison tolits or some shit

>>23981890
>They sure as hell can take it away the same way
30 years of QE and this has never happened

>>23981890
>They sure as hell can take it away the same way
No, they can't or the whole system collapses. Inflation is the only outcome.

>>23981806
Ending the FED would be the same equalibilim as putting a 357 bullet though your skull.

The clown ride simply cannot end without insanely crazy downside impacts on assets, we are hooked junkies.

I'll take the working class "cash" getting devalued over my assets anyday. Fuck poor people, empower the FED. If you can't beat em, join **them**

>>23981890
Anon has never heard about a deflationary spiral. Won't happen buddy

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23981827
Wh*te women are competing with She-jeets and black women for last place.

>>23981731
I was actually looking into buying an apartment complex and just renting one of the rooms to myself. The cheapest complex was 500k and almost all of them were 800k to 1 million. It's crazy. I couldn't imagine being some boomer who bought his complex for a few hundred grand and now has a cash generator with a worth of nearly a million.

>>23981879
>>23981657
It's because enough normies actually believe in the process to think it's changeable and "if we just run better candidates, comrade Bernie will give us socialism. Look at fucking Chyna. That's gommunism and is probably worse than America for your average wagie. But, yeah, my goal is to make as much income as I can so I can at least live in a gated community and not get stabbed by Paco Demarious Singh

>>23981890
If that were to happen the currency would deflate increasing the the value of debt and also increasing purchasing power of the goys. This will never happen.

>>23981827
East Asian women have higher IQ's and come from cultural backgrounds that place great importance on financial well-being.

>>23981890
i kinda think at this point there is not choice, they need to keep printing money. the main fear was of hyperinflation. in fact inflation is below the 2% target/guideline. arguably, aside from the impact on the stockmarket, if the central banks stopped printing money you'd get deflation. then instead of a recession we'd be in an economic depression

it seems the economy left to its own devices isn't generating enough inflation. certainly not now with coronavirus and everyone spending less

AAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23981279
>almost 20
>~80k
>about 9k in DBX, can easily see a double in 2 years or so

So is RC trying to force the boomer board to have a vote and trigger the squeeze? Cause Im about to lose NNN.

This board in after-hours is 10 times better than when market is open most days. Its like the board is flooded with poor fags or brainlets spamming about why their option is down 95%.

Lmao, actual high IQ convos going on right now bros, comfy.

>>23981987
>it seems the economy left to its own devices isn't generating enough inflation
QE causes that and every round of QE makes it worse. All the money printed during the GCF went into FAANG i.e. the equivalent of savings.
The Fed has been losing the way against money velocity since day 1. Because money velocity is psychological in nature. If it "were" fixed suddenly you'd get absolutely rip your face off inflation from all that money getting stored in savings being dumped on the actual economy.

>>23981998
>19 years old
>mfw mfw

>>23981299
so basically just buy

HIBL

>>23981279
37. Doing better than 60% of those in my bracket. (85k)

>>23981291
Kek also thought it was him aka ATT guy aka GE guy

>>23981279
>there's some 66 year old nigger with 100 bucks net-worth out there somewhere

GME bros, just to restate the situation.
After reading Cohen's letter multiple times, my gut tells me to walk away. You can really feel his frustration at GME's stupidity.
One of two things is going to happen:
1.) Full on Hostile Take-over.
2.) He tells them to go fuck themselves and abandons GME (might even create a competitor in online retail that fits his vision).

I sold all my shares and fully completed my transition to PLTR earlier today. I'm not shilling, there is a 50/50 chance this goes really good or really fucken bad for GME. My gut tells me to walk away.
I had a feeling something like this would happen, there was too much silence from Cohen, who is usually an enthusiastic guy.

>>23981279
>22
>205k
>95%

Started from £0, fuck poor people.

>Error
>Quantity:
>This order could put you over the maximum allowed TSLA option position. You can only have 1600 total contracts of TSLA at any time.
REEEEEEEEEE THIS IS BULLSHIT ROBINHOOD

>>23980807
Anyone who has ever traded options starts out thinking this. Eventually you will overextend and lose and it’s a lot tougher than holding bags.

>>23982090
Pretty sure that is like 30% of the population has less than $1000 of savings.

MUST SPEND MONEY MY BRAIN CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>23981883
show bobs

>>23982090
That would be pretty high for them.

>>23982103
if GME was trading at $20/share right now, i can understand exiting and taking your profit
why pussy out now after it bottomed out back at practically bankruptcy valuations where big players are accumulating?

could have just heavily trimmed instead of selling all your shares lel

>>23982128
Unless you’re buying something like $700 calls, I doubt you can buy that many contracts for a strike or expiry worth buying lel

>>23982103
My gut tells me that no matter the long term result, the short term is that this company is priced for bankruptcy but will not be going bankrupt any time soon. Gme is basically just barely off the almost absolute bottom at $12/share, and has many good things going for it. RC is only one of those things

>>23982103

there is a known and sneaky GME fud poster who lurks this thread. maybe many.

yesterday there was a guy, and sneaky loser of a guy, who was like
> scion capital will announce they pulled out of GME today trust me bro

I even replied with a sob story about offing myself, and they were like,

>dont guilt trip me bro

its really devious. but also kind of sad. his way of profiting (emotionally or monetarily) relies on dragging other people down. a true fag. meanwhile all he has to do is buy GME with the rest of us, and we'd all make it together.

>>23982136
There's a big Laotian expat community in my area and they are true consoomers. They will eat food they don't like only because it's expensive (at least compared to other options). One f*male was talking about her 10k in credit card debt and keeps asking her husband for a new Lexus.

>>23982090
dude my mom is 50 and has no more than 200 in the bank at once and a fulltime job. i just dont get it.

i make 170k/y in software and have 800k in assets and give her a couple bucks here and there but never disclose my nw. she's fucking weird and loves her normie job

priorities i guess

>>23982103
I trimmed half my position at the top today, mostly cause I wanted cash on hand and I was like 60% GME.

I FUD post GME on red days.
I shill GME on green days.

Problem?

>>23982222
based i just say random shit

>>23982035
>If it "were" fixed suddenly you'd get absolutely rip your face off inflation from all that money getting stored in savings being dumped on the actual economy.
it would have to be done while raising interest rates. something that is clearly not going to happen for the forseeable future. i mean, QE encourages people to get into more debt, which just further pushes back the date at which you could raise rates. because if people are more indebted they're hurt more by the raise. it's already politically impossible

>>23982090
100 bucks net worth? there are shitloads of people in *negative equity*. for many, zero would be a great improvement

give it to me straight GME bros... are we gonna be poor or rich?

>>23982222
i do the same and also checked

>>23980282
Aaaaaaaaaaa fuck you

>>23982185
i fudpost GME but i hold GME
fite me

>>23982193
>One f*male was talking about her 10k in credit card debt and keeps asking her husband for a new Lexus.
So . . . my question for you is: Would You Do the Needful for Her?

>>23982208
Normies gunna normie, man. Congrats on the stack most guys I know blew it on coke and rent (and cars - knew a guy who knew a guy who bought the Lambo at 30 and then got cut two weeks later he's still outta work and had to sell at a lose)

>>23982222
>those quads
N-n-no, sir I'm so sorry I meant no offense

>>23980927
because you dont know how the market works and you time it. Betting against the bulls is why you always loose bear friend

>>23982222

>>23982307
>>23982307
>>23982307
>>23982307
>>23982307
ay pardner

Is GME going to dip from their most bullish investor publicly calling out the CEO and the Board with his "holy shit this is NOT working and you are all fucking retarded" letter? I want cheapies.

>>23982222

>2222
please... be a kind god...

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When market go boom up.

>>23982136
Hell right now saving is kinda worthless thanks to the piss poor interest rates. I keep some money in savings but not a lot. If some shit came up, I just whip out my credit card. (It's paid off each month)

>>23982193
Lmao, yeh I think there are cases like this in all communities.

I think one primary factor in normies/wagies is they think the 9-5, 6 days a week or 30 days a month 1 day off is normal. Like "this is life, its just what it is" and they don't relize they hard blood and sweat is being abused by people above them they will never know living well.
Because of this, they odn't see any reason to save/invest as they don't want to escape. (brain washed)

"Retirement" is 20 years away bro, deal with it later, let's buy a new Car!!!!

Hell, NEETs often have a better quaility of life. I work for myself and always have done on my own company and I am doing well. Nothing crazy, but the payment of freedom far exceeds anything.

Fuck imagine being that brainwashed.

>>23982257
ryan cohen is canadian
his letter is out of character

it's probably just a PR stunt and prepping shareholders to vote in his favor
he's in too deep and emotionally attached to walk away now

>>23980807
Why don’t you try it and report back in a month

>>23982103
domo capital says cohen will either get on the board as a majority or buy the fucker if they dont listen

>>23982185
I'm not that Anon, that's why I'm saying 50/50

>>>profitable quarter
>>>gaps to be filled up to $12
>>>stank ass niggas will always need perfume

Ill keep pumping

Golden opportunity for you anons. Bull run has literally just started

>>23980924
Sell naked calls

>>23982408
Also, I made 49 cents today!!!~~~

>>23982208
if you make over 100k and arent a millionaire very fast. you are retarded.

>>23982439

I made .38 cents

X 21000 shares

Was almost 10 grand.

>>23981393
>selling during all time housing highs and mega bull market
hot damn thats gotta feel great. you did a good jorb

>>23982391

that guy, i know his type.
definitely the type to just lie, but also arrogant enough where he HAS to reply to posts about himself and his fud posting.

>>23980742
>what are central banks
Imagine thinking a Lehman-like event will ever happen again. In what is now a market controlled by Central Banks. Imagine.

You gotta do pikachu

>>23980282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23982103
Good call desu, I don’t blame you. The bull in me thinks he’d be smart enough to know that whining publicly won’t do shit and that this is all a formality before a takeover, and the rest of the institutions seem to be confident around the same time this is coming to a head. I don’t think he would waste his time in the first place if he was just buying a stake to get an audience since management being stubborn is pretty self evident.