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I feel another poop coming on. Guys, I can't keep doing this. It feels like shitting glass and its not getting better.

>>23970878
What do you eat?

>>23970878
should probably go to the doctor if you value your life

>>23970878
Kek

>>23970878
Go to the doctor retard. Internal bleeding can be fatal very quickly.

>>23970878
You have an anal fissure and you need to see a doctor.

>>23971041
Diet doesn't seem to matter. The past few weeks I was eating really clean. Lots of veggies, chicken, small amount of fruit and stuff like beans/potatoes. That's actually when it started. My diet has been shit the past week and it still hurts.
>>23971056
>Value your life
I don't really

>>23971104
Can this really not heal on its own? I don’t want to have to go to the doctor and say my asshole is btfo

>>23971173
you have to be 18+ to post here

>>23970878
buy LINK so Sergey can ram your ass every week to expand your exit pipe. You won’t have to worry about being stretched by shit ever again

>>23971209
I'm 23. I am also pleased to report that the shit I just took didn't hurt nearly as much, but it still made my asshole feel sore and there were some specks of blood on the toilet paper. But I didn't actually shit any blood. I am beginning to think anal fissure anon is right. But surely this couldn't kill me?

>>23970878
>"after taking a shit"

stop sticking things up your ass faggot

>>23971362
Id rather not be referred to as "anal fissure anon" but so be it.
If you go to the doc he'll likely give you prescription cream. could get infected if you don't.

>>23970878
is this a swastika?

>>23971380
I swear to god I don't do any buttstuff. But that's part of the reason I don't want to go to the doctor. They're gonna think I'm some degenerate sticking things up my ass.

>>23971362
it can kill you if the part gets infected and you get a blood infection but that is nearly impossible. Just clean your ass with room temp water and not paper. And if your diet makes you shit too hard then you might want to lay off some of the fibres. I eat high-fibre diets but I also drink coffe which "softens" the log.
Anyways use bepanthen to treat your ass, clean it twice daily and apply any antiseptic wound cream to the fissure.(I used bepanthen for that matter)

>>23971410
God dammit. I guess I will make a doctors appointment if my next shit is painful. I am optimistic since the one I just took didn't feel like shards of glass and make me want to scream like yesterday.
>>23971421
Kind of looks like an Iron Cross in the center too

i had a fissure for a couple of years
i then started showering after each shit, instead of using toilet paper
the fissures are practically gone at this point

>>23971453
Thanks, anon. I will go buy some of that at walgreens today.

>>23971510
How the fuck did you deal with this agony for a couple of years? I think I am going to go take a shower right now. If that will help.

>>23970878
May be a hemorrhoid

>>23971566
i live in constant pain so it's k
make sure you clean thoroughly

>>23971566
also if it hurts you constantly i definitely would go see a doctor
for me it was more noticeable directly after a good wipe session

>>23971713
It doesn't hurt constantly. Just when pooping and then its sore for a little while after.

>>23972057
Let me tell you the worst part.

After having it for a bit, I noticed some liquid discharge for the about 12+ hours after a shit. It's intestine juice or something and it smells worse than shit. Anything it comes in contact with is difficult to recover.

>>23972147
I haven't encountered that yet. Hopefully I can resolve this before that becomes an issue.

>>23970878
Is anal fission anything like nuclear fission?

>>23971111
checked. just tell us what you ate that made you shit out your anal cavities anon

>>23971111
well you should still go to a doctor so you dont make these rancid posts.
If you ruptured something, chances are that fecal particles are getting in your bloodstream clogging up in your brain.

>>23970878
K E K
E
K

Your anal discomfort has not been in vain

>>23972329
I think it was eating an entire can of beans with a bunch of chicken thighs and some potatoes. But I can't remember the exact meal.

>>23970878
Go carnivore and you will shit much less. I was shitting a healthy 2-3 times a week. No pain, no backed up guts, no farts, just clean shits every coupladays.