/biz/ - Business & Finance

first bitches

buy rolls royce

Lock downs and Red Monday!

>futures

gay niggers from outerspace

PLTR HOLDERS FINNA GET BTFO'D TOMORROW LOL

Shill me a stock to drop $5k on and hold tomorrow please. It needs to be convincing.

Anyone have any experience starting their own hedge fund? Thinking about maybe doing it.

>>23953132

my hands are getting weak on my NIO jan 28 calls

>>23953136
tqqq due to the looming lockdowns in EU and soonTM in the US

>>23953136
BABA or NEE

>>23953132

PLTR holders seen EOY 2021

NIO go big up or big down tomorrow?

>>23953150
do you have a successful track record that would attract other investors?

Predictions for the week?

>>23953171
So far yes, but I haven't been in this for long.

>>23953136
CX - invest in cement

What's the best ultra short term bond index to act as a cash equivalent? Been looking at ICSH, GSY, and MINT.

DEMOCRATS HAVE CANCELED CHRISTMAS!

>>23953163
lockdowns are good for business all business get paid the amount money they lose due to lockdowns in europe

>>23953168
Big up.

>>23953136
The 3x leveraged SPY inverse. I think it's SPXU

What was the IV on SPY Puts when the crash first happened
Anyone remember?

So is the bottom going to drop out again or what? I'm ready to go all in again, but I'm nervous.

>>23953193
TGIF?

Weekly payouts.

>>23953085
turned 1k into 2k in six months so i'm basically going to be a millionaire in a few years. cheers lads

I had a really strong urge to go all cash on Friday. I didn’t.

>>23953193
GOVT and I use it for that exact reason

>>23953233
I had the same urge, and I did.

>>23953233
market is strong medium term, and yield is rising showing strength in economy overall

>>23953199
>all business get paid the amount money they lose due to lockdowns in europe
not nightclubs. if the best clubs are no longer around when things go back to normal i'm going to kill myself

>>23953233
Always trust your gut

how many states will follow the lockdown trend do we think? Same ones as before?

>>23953136
SRAC
Connected to SpaceX

>>23953269
Nigger there’s a new best club every 6 months

finally paying off all loans in 2 weeks.
then, the cash accumulation can REALLY begin, as I prep for the next crash

>>23953168
It's a hype stock. If it's anything like PLTR, it will pump up massively tomorrow before earnings after hours on Tuesday.

>>23953269
jesus christ, who the hell goes to nightclubs this aint 70's anymore... nightclubs were going out of business in all capitals long ago.

https://www.nesta.org.uk/blog/the-clubbing-map-what-has-happened-to-london-nightlife/

>>23953301

- Both ARK and Elon have publicly acknowledged them via Twitter

- They're partnered with SpaceX, Lockheed Martin and NASA

-They're ridesharing on the SpaceX Falcon shuttle launch on Dec. 18 with the launch of the company's Vigoride product

- Investors include Y-Combinator, Prime Movers/ Bill Ackman and Tony Robbins

https://old.reddit.com/r/SPACs/comments/je28mi/momentus_spac_associated_with_spacex_bll_ackman/

Super bullish on SRAC and VERY cheap, get in NOW

>>23953320
normies.

>>23953261
Man, I wanna buy calls on Lowe’s. Maybe I’ll just do a credit spread instead...

>>23953261
>WMT
>HD
>NVDA
should be an interesting week

I'm just glad we have 5 days of stock market trading ahead of us, lads

>>23953230
if you keep doubling your money that'll only take 5 years
gl

>>23953323
How the FUCK do I know this isn't another HYLN disaster you fuckers

>>23953320
>link
>london nightlife
well i live in london and heavily into the rave scene here, there were loads of special places which i know from chatting to their managers will find it hard to open again if it's too long before that can happen. i'd say that pre-corona we were in something of a golden age of all-night clubbing, at least for the type of music i'm into. that shit was pretty much the reason i got up to go to work every day

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54953594
>Racing pigeon from Belgium sold for record €1.6m
>is-this-the-top?

>>23953399

Stay poor nigger

>>23953399
This

The fuck is Goin on here?

PLTR chads where are you

What do I invest in to stop niggers from chewing so loud?

>>23953431
"the KODK squeeze"

god im going to COOOOM so hard tomorrow

Anyone looking at Ford? Think they may become a player in the EV market?

>>23953442
still here. still holding

>>23953408
what the hell is a racing pigeon? what is wrong with Europeans?

>>23953442
here lad

>>23953460
what you mean when it dumps?

>>23953476

>betting against soros and CIA


ngmi

>>23953273
ive been holding uvxy for nealry 3 weeks, my gut says hold

>>23953463
>>23953470
guys i've only got 250 shares, what are your thoughts on taking profits on other positions to double down on PLTR

>>23953399
it's trading near NAV. it can only go up (until the merger is complete, at least)

prep huge dump tommorrow for week long bear run

>>23953442
Gazing into our future

>>23953261
I'll be doing covered calls on some of these, here are my top contenders, do you're own DD if youre interested:
KSS, LB (medium risk)
FL, M (high risk)

>>23953408
>New Kim, a two-year-old female, was initially put up for auction for just €200, but was bought by a bidder from China on Sunday for the record amount.
This is money laundering somehow.

Prep for lockdowns.

Short Oil, last chance.

>>23953085
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
wheres da google drive

>>23953514
trying to get their money the fuck out of china obviously

>>23953488
PLTR is great but keep some diversity, there are a few other promising things around at the moment

>>23953514
>Like Armando, New Kim was bought after a bidding war between two buyers from China, where pigeon racing has grown in popularity in recent years.
Oh nevermind, just autism.

>>23953530

Go on..

VIBRANT Green tomorrow

>>23953542
Keeping an eye on Revlon (a recommendation from MPLN Chad), in SRAC, TYHT (bit of a wild card), NIO too

>>23953522
I'm not sure what file you're talking about - but I would try to look through the archives
Search "edition" to find previous /smg/ threads
>>/biz/

>>23953553
yeah, media playing up the Trump tweet as a concession and the vaccine creator thinks it will return the world to normal by the end of next year

Who's bobo here?

>>23953459
Interesting. Thanks.

fuck it's starting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>23953460
Holy shit madman

Are you really that confident about it? I might buy in when I see where it goes tomorrow.

>>23953577
I always have a hard time trusting Chinese companies. What makes NIO different than other Chinese government backed companies?

>>23953085
Why was big tobacco attacked to hard? Dont they want to kill people? Seems like every orher industry that kills tons of people get a pass.
Has anyone here ever figured that one out?

>>23953619
hype

>>23953462
They did announce success with an EV van iirc, their stock started creeping up soon after.

>>23953617
>Holy shit madman
He's playing with pocket change.

>>23953619
Nothing, don't give your money to the commies

Fellas?

https://www.barrons.com/articles/largest-u-s-pension-bought-up-ev-stocks-nikola-and-nio-and-zoom-51605441621

What does this mean for our nio positions?

>>23953522
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>>23953489
remind me what NAV is for an spac? also, do we have a merger date?

>>23953132
You forgot one thing, anon. CLOWN MARKET HONK HONK

>>23953621
There are a infinite amount of people to kill, and the other industries have to compete.

>>23953656
Maybe 4 u

t. poorfag

>>23953621
wut? tobacco's rallied this past week.
Remember that Big Tobacco has rare deepwater Jews on all their boards of directors. They are always playing 4D chess and can't fail.

/ES pointing to +13

>>23953666
Whether you own NIO or not, you still own NIO if you live in the US

>>23953136
BCRX. Dec 3 PDUFA. Trust bro

>>23953673
That’s a clean burnin hell I tell ya h’what

>>23953716
Have they finally published covid data?

>>23953225
>>23953251

Thanks!

Noob here, plan is to buy an ACWI ETF till I study the stocks thing in depth
Anything to point out?


>Inb4 all-in palantir/GME/meme of the month

The level of odds garanties for traders is growing because of DeFi development. As for me one of the best example of it is Dymmax (dymmax.com) because it’s created on parimutuel betting with fixing odds

>>23953733
No

>>23953666
It means gen x and millenials are going to retire without pensions lmao

New Zealand stonks are up
green day tomorrow

how low will PLTR go this week?

>>23953785
$20

>>23953785

$3

>>23953488
I put my whole 6 fig portfolio in it. Get rich or die trying faggot

>>23953762
That's not great. Chart looks good though.
I think I'll skip this one. Pdufa stocks didn't do that great lately. Maybe loading SPPI for approval. Also still holding Atnm.

>>23953792
>>23953794
what is it?

>>23953785
dubs and we see $22

PUMPING

>futures
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23953753

GAP UP TO 12K OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23953460
so how much money is at stake here? whats the premium

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Best stock for covered calls?

>>23953666
>in the third quarter
I wonder how much money they've lost now

>>23953753
Fuck off retard

>>23953855
What website or program do you use?

guys remember last sunday night when we mooned hard to 12400 and then by monday morning it was 11800

Yeah brahs I'm thinking my SPY puts might be fucked

Today I will remind them...

>>23953890
thinkorswim

>>23953509
teaach me your ways

>>23953785
I'm hoping at least between $14-15

>futures
OoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23953855
that's a gap faam

>>23953891
the bogs are giving us a chance to cash out

>>23953906
Ah, sadly not available in Europe. Do you know any good alternatives to it that might be available in Europe? Or websites, maybe.

yahoo finance says PLTR will be at $11.33 by eoy

>>23953943
try the ones in the OP

>>23953905
Wat

>>23953943
https://uk.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-advanced-chart

>>23953954
>yahoo finance says

>>23953968
That's exactly what I wanted, thank you!

HOLY SHIT
TRUMP WINS GEORGIA, PA AND AZ
HE FUCKING WON
MAGA
KAG
FUCK TRANNIES

nasdump leading but I have a feeling it's gonna start lagging the other indices soon the piece of shit

>>23953971
they are professionals while you are a random shitposter

does this mean the triple top is cancelled?

>>23953954

Link?

>>23953954
finna put another 20k tomorrow

>>23953960

>>23953991
1y target est
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PLTR/

>>23953978
You’re lying bro, wtf? That’s not a good thing to do.

>>23953983
Maybe - this week will decide it

>Futures
good man feels
make me rich, jesus

>lockdown washington
>Boris told to quarantine, if there is no herd immunity from this gay fake virus we're fucked
sorry frens , it's gonna be red

>>23953982
>implying (((they))) won't tell you whatever herds the goyim

We're really not gonna have any drops for the rest of the year, are we

>>23954003

WTF im selling on monday

My Governor is shutting down my state again :(

>>23953968
Thx

I just want a normal life again

>>23954014
we're not falling for that nonsense again
we're green

>>23954026
I'm hoping my company gives me some more work from home gibs. In March I did absolutely nothing for a month but drink beer and cry.

>SPY touched 360

fuck off eurocucks and bongs, your countries are irrelevant to the finance markets

>>23953982
>yahoo finance are professionals

Bro just how fucking stupid are you?

>>23954058
i sold spy 360 calls

>>23954063
fucking based

>>23954058

>>23954070
enjoy your losses

SHOW YOURSELVES BEARS I WANT TO SEE YOUR BLOOD RED TEARS

>>23954014
>he didn't load up on stay-at-home stocks last week
PTON and TDOC are still cheap.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

How did SPI originally get noticed by smg?
Was is just the insane premarket movement?

>>23953982
>>23953954
do you even know what that number is based on? do you trust a random number on a website with no arguments or words behind it?
it's literally just plugging in numbers from the SEC filings and spitting out a number, holy fuck i hate this board

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23954093
I killed the bear. I had mercy on their children. In 2030, they'll want revenge.

>>23953999
Yes, you showed that to me last night mister black man.

>>23954058
SPYOOBA

>>23954099
Some chinese pump insider alerted us all in premarket and 2 other chinese pnds after that. He tripped as CBAT Fren for awhile, but haven't seen him in weeks.

>Nov 20 $1 calls on NAK are $0.13 with and IV of over 300%
On a 1-10 scale, how retarded would it be to buy a shitton of NAK, then sell a shitton of calls? I mean for every ~86 dollars spent I could be making a guaranteed 13; a roughly 15% return. Can a >15% drop be expected from earnings?

>>23954101
wait, what?

>>23954099
it got shilled one morning in the premarket

Remember remember the 2nd of September

>>23954127
>2 other chinese pnds after that
remember which?

>>23953862
The Trump Concession pump

>>23954092
Enjoy being an unhinged absolute fucking retard for the rest of your stupid life. BTW I have a link that has your HRT doses ready and listed.

>>23954138
that was the end of the summer euphoria phase when everyone thought the virus was gone

>>23954101
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>23954153
https://twitter.com/rise_images/status/1328096384319442946
for the lolz

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

reminder that at some point this week there will be some sort of ruling, or series of rulings, which seal old Trumpy's fate for good. Then we POOOOOOOMP.

Is it too late to buy into PLTR ? don't know what to buy this week

>>23954199
m8 PLTR will be like $17 at open at this rate

>>23954165
okay

I dont hold any HRT btw

it's sunday why are the bots wtfposting

>>23954223
futures

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

>>23954179

>>23954223

>>23954213
>he doesnt know

another reason you are retarded


>>23954199
>>23954211

I think it is only up from here man. This most reason Earnings Report showed that PLTR would have been profitable if not for stock sales. That won't be the case. Next quarter will be the first truly in the green quarter by every definition and we are going to boom big on that. The Soros and Canadas pension fund both bought together ~50m shares last week. Big news coming it seems

>>23954076
Betting against the greatest economy in the world.

>>23953514
Well the new york pigeons just went up in value then..

>mfw Palantir opens at 18

>>23954143
SUNW and CBAT

guys I got a baaaaaaaad feeling about this

Why hasn't the golden bull run ended with the election result?

JP Morgan insider here

Palantir is opening at $35

Im gonna put $100 into draft kings, gotta boost my stock.
If i put in 100 theyll match me and give me $100 free money right?
Bullish?

Some OC for my PLTRchads. Hopefully I fucking made it transparent this time.

>>23954270
it's gonna be a red week for palantir

>upcoming constitutional crisis
>record rona cases
>rona deaths hitting their stride
>stonks keep going up
I fucking love 2020

GME to 20 tomorrow

>>23954272
>those graphs
there's a guy I'd trust with my life

>>23954287
glad I got puts

>>23954280
Gridlock is low-volatility politics. Wall street loves that shit.

>>23954297
cope

>>23954297

COPE

>>23954296
baste

>>23954236
everyone in this thread needs to see that. Proud aantifa nog btfo by proud boy lard

>>23954297
cope

i only have 67 shares of PLTR. am i gmi?

>>23954280
What do you mean? election result was close to optimal, Beijing Joe gets in and republicans keep and gain senate and house seats.

so SPY is never going below 355 again?

>>23954353
you'll have 67k in a few years. Not to be sniffed at, but not /make it/ money.

>>23954287
so what's the next pump stock then?

God I miss the 80's so much. Things made a hell of lot more sense then. You were born a dude, that's what you stayed. You were born a female, guess what, you stayed one. I shudder to think what the next few decades brings.

>ppl buying the PLTR top

>anti PLTR schizo again
Woof

>>23954371
Tesla

>>23954297
Cope

>>23954373
What gets me is the demand that we refer to them in a particular way. Saying that they are something they aren't. Nobody gets to pick how the world views what you are.

>>23954373
>Things made a hell of lot more sense then. You were born a dude, that's what you stayed. You were born a female, guess what, you stayed one.
*sips*

Gonna sell my palantir at open, the run is finished

>>23954373
when you grow up, your heart dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri9IefTuNzc

>>23954402
based

>>23954402
>1 post by this ID

>Dow futures rise 200 points as bears placed on suicide watch

looks like the golden bullrun continues, Bull Chads

>>23954410
two

>>23954388
ok, you have my attention. tell me more about this "tesla". interesting name, i admit.

>>23954402
>Id: G0ne
wut

How do I watch CNBC for free?

I sold half my tqqq for soxl last week, watch semiconductors become obsolete somehow

I don't fucking understand bros, and I don't know what to do. I thought last week was the top so I bought puts on the major index funds. Do I just cut my losses and go into calls? How much fucking higher can we possibly go without pullback?

>>23954426
Head to a nursing home

>>23954362
yes

>>23954402
>t. $15 cost basis

yo baggie if you're ITT I need some advice... I'm totally open to the asian gf thing but how do I cope with their disgusting breath? I really want to smash asian poon.... but their breath man, unbearable

Greetings, I have 1300, which GME calls are the best bang for your buck

Imagine falling for the obvious bull trap

>>23954445
>15871591927376.gif
is this real

>>23954432
>betting against the line going up

>>23954423
Gone LXVI = 66
IS THIS A SIGN? PLTR 66 TOMORROW?

Guys my wife's son wants to invest, what's your advice?

>>23954432
the bullrun is UNSTOPPABLE
things will just get better and better and better at dizzying rates
you will be a living god by Tuesday, about 6pm

>>23954419
yes chad

>>23954432
>I don't know what to do
WE VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES YOU RETARD

YOU BUY

YOU BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>>23954461
Says the retard that uses yahoo finance for price estimates

>>23954441
hedges, or do you think they know something?

>>23954472
CUM

>>23954442
So you admit that ppl who bought at 15 are fucked

Are NIO chads selling tomorrow? is it gonna surge

>>23954492
NIO fags* There's one last final pump before a complete crash

>>23954445
You do realize baggie literally pays the gook prostitute to spend time with him right?

>>23954481
Cope

>>23954492
I think they have earnings tomorrow, probably not a good idea to hold until after

>>23954504
based

>>23954472
sneed

>>23954484
>hedges
Probably just hedges
Gonna be picking up a lotto ticket if the option price gets to 0.6 or 0.5
1 of those contracts at 400% IV turns to 10k

>>23954510
earnings Tuesday

>>23954491
Short term? Maybe. Most institutions have a cost basis of $9.50. Long term? Nah

>>23954300
GME dumps on all days.

>>23954280
We don't' like Governments who can do anything, they are useless.

Disabled crab is better than Trump.

NEW LOCKDOWNS HAPPENING IN MANY STATES
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23954558
yeah basically the markets care that the govt is gridlocked a lot more than it cares about Trump, with a gridlock Biden is a lot more limited in how much damage he can do.

>>23954583
bullish

can someone name (1) unbullish scenario for palantir

>>23954583
bullish for clown market

>>23954432

>>23954600
literal end of the world

who here asx?

tfw the entire market crashed today

>>23954600
Line going down

The SP500 VIX futures jumped up today but the chart still shows -.52..

>>23954600
>the war on terror ends
>federal deficit is decreased
>Republican Senate regulates big tech
>Americans protest against data companies
>they don't get more contracts
>after IPO lockup ends insiders flood with shares
just to name some (devil's advocate)

>>23953666
Absolutely unbelievable. The amount of professional clowns going around in the tops of the financial industry is ridiculous. So many people must get by exclusively on nepotism, having friends in powerful places or being incredible sophists.

>>23954583
Lockem down, wagies on lockdownnnnn

>>23954600
High RSI on the daily chart

>>23954665
The last two are the only possible scenarios.

>futures

i went to ikea but didnt get a sit-stand desk because i couldnt justify paying $500 for it when i could just stack shoeboxes on my current desk

meanwhile i dont bat an eye when my portfolio fluctuates by a few thousand dollars because i didnt scalp... what is wrong with me
why am i so frugal

>>23954608
Kek, that dude would be spinning in his grave if he saw all the shit they put on pizza now.. Come to think of it, I shudder now over some of it. Veggies be gone, "fake meat" be gone. Loads of cheese and pepperoni and stuffed crust? oh yes please.

>>23954600
>>23954714
Trading above EMA, 200SMA, 50SMA, and VWAP on hourly chart
It's gonna have to come down eventually

>>23954583
Good. The more they stay home during winter, the more gas they suck cause most houses leak like hell. The more profit for oil/gas companies. (and you cause your a share holder)

>>23954058

will pltr drop again tommorow?

>>23954731
because when we're watching the line go up and down it's just green and red dildos on a screen, big dildos and small dildos, getting smaller and larger in a never ending beautiful pattern

but when you're actually in a shop, it's no longer about flashing colourful dildos, suddenly it's real. you're getting your wallet out, handing over your bank card. it's real bro real shit. not dildos

BABAbros...

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1328114557336780800

we're mooning monday

>>23954782
No. You had 2 months.

Can someone explain why VIX is red despite jumpin up a dollar 20?

>>23954731
Your not a normie, that's all it is. DW most of us are like that who actually value freedom over material enslavement to the **them**.

>>23954839

>BREAKING: Japan's GDP rebounds in the third quarter, growing an annualized 21.4%. That's more than the 18.9% estimate
Biggest expansion in ~50 years

>>23954795
Glad I doubled down on Baba friday. Most asian shit should get a nice pump. Now I need Xi to chill for a few month.

>>23954863
Japan is doing great lately. Lots of inflow too.

is selling covered calls on JMIA viable? I think it will go up and would like to sell some aggressive covered calls, but I'm not sure if selling covered calls will work if the stock is volatile

>>23953132
Uhm PLTR bros what does this mean?

https://news.utk.edu/2009/11/16/kraken-worlds-third-most-powerful-computer/

Gamestop $20 EOY $60 Q2/21

>>23954854
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>23954905
could this computer play roblox

>>23954835
the VIX itself isn't recalc'd until options trading opens tomorrow morning. if you're talking vix futures, they're not "up".

>>23954947
>>23954947
>>23954947
>>23954947

NEW
NEW

>>23954432
Do not cut your losses. Wait for profits. A pullback is coming eventually. Like if the election gets overturned on Dec. 15th that would be a huge sell signal.

https://www.palantir.com/
Can't believe you retards are investing in this turn. This is the shittiest business site I've ever seen.

I'm all cash, this market makes no fucking sense.

>Vaccine announced
>green day followed by multiple red days as people realize the vaccine is long away
>over the weekend covid does nothing but get worse
>green futures

>>23953463
>still here. still holding

I sold my 120 share baby stack at 40% gains... and used the profits to buy Nov. 2021 calls.

Gonna continue to acCCOOOOMMMulate, see you at the lambo convention fellow PLTRchads.

>>23954905
Now that's interesting. If Sidney Powell wasn't just memeing when she said she will unleash the kraken, if she was actually hinting at something like this, that'd be pretty spicy.

>>23954976
Same. Ive got 25k in cash just waiting for a blood red day that diesnt seem to be coming

Crewed spacex launch in 2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_FIaPBOJgc

>>23955180
Thanks for sharing!

>>23954976
>>23955172

I'm 100% cash as well. Hard to escape the feeling that buying now is pure FOMO but total cash is also a mistake.