/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23952487
Imma hold her down and shit on her face

>>23952487
By quitting and buying his business from him

by just handing in my resignation like a normal person.

>>23952487
quietly quit and move out of state

I won’t - I will just act like nothing happened - because at this point I’ve just accepted imma not gonna make it unless Link hits 5 figures.

>>23952487
Probably just walk into his office and tell him I'm quitting. He'll probably just say ok and to give him a call if I want a job again.

>>23952550
you absolute psycho

>>23952487
by not because im never going to make it

>>23952487
>tfw already made it and still go to work

literally dont know what else do.. I HATE doing nothing all day as a NEET, but i also HATE having to get up in the morning for work..

>>23952514
and closing it

>>23952487
Walk in and continue working, only this time I can be the person I want to be.

>>23952487

I was like... “ I just paid off my mortgage, I beat the game. I’m going to go do my own thing now” The old woman in accounting laughed at me and said I would be back.

Tfw I made $780k in revenue this year from my ecom business. Tfw you make more than the CEO of your old company.

Feels good bros.

>>23952487
Tell him he's fired

>>23952583
get a fucking hobby

>>23952583
wtf? Why?

>>23952530
get out normie

I'm not going to. I barely work anyways and I like the insurance.

>>23952622
i have a hobby, nobody spends all day doing a hobby.

>>23952637
still in my 20's so i dont want to retire.

>>23952663
>I like the insurance.
The burger life

>>23952487
>Sitting in a boring meeting
>Check my phone
>Link has mooned, I've made it
>Stand up
>Clear my throat
>May I have everyone's attention
>Turn my phone around so people can see
>Point to my Link balance
>"I am NEVER fucking selling"
>Sit back down and continue to work

My boss is bro tier. I'm going to feel sad the day I have to tell him I'm gone. I guess that means I have a good job

>>23952671
get a garden going, grow your own fruit and veg

>>23952661
Why would you tell everyone you're rich? It's better to keep a low profile.
>>23952671
what job do you do?

>>23952691
based

>>23952583
>Make it
>Quit my job with two weeks notice
>spend 3 months devolving into a degenerate NEET alcoholic
>Go get another job
>Doing much better now

I can’t be left idle, I self destruct

>>23952601
what kind of ecom business?

>>23952691
kek

>>23952487
>Enter office.
Attention everyone sirs may I have your attention please?
ahem...

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK LGTB
FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
FUCK KIKKES
FUCK NPC
FUCK CULTURAL MARXISM
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK JANNIES FUCK OFF

You know the rest boss will tell me i'm fired and then show him my portfolio and tell him niggers tongue my anus
>leave office

>>23952777

>>23952777
I feel you self destruct bro. NEETed my way right to rehab. Working steady job again and much happier. It's nice to have both the structure and the money to blow in my off time.

>>23952671
fuck bitches in your lambo retard

>>23952884
cringe.
mindless hedonism will only make you more depressed in the end

>>23952777
based. If you have the funds, reproduce. it will ad another layer of challenge/fulfillment to your life.

If I make it, my boss will already know because he also is heavy into BTC.

>Gives each coworkers 100$
"Shoiulda bought your dmg in time fren"

>>23952514
Imagine doing that and being his boss instantly. First job, go wash my fucking Lambo that is parked out front so whole office sees him doing it.

>>23952691

>>23952706
Mine is bro tier, too. He's not too far from retirement himself, though, so it wouldn't be a big deal.

>>23952487
I don’t have a boss.

>>23952808
and everybody will clap

>>23952487
Hand my notice and work my 4 week notice period, finishing off everything as cleanly as I can and then going forward in my life with good karma

>>23952691
Absolutely based

look my boss is a fine gentleman, but when i make it, im outta there and i aint even giving notice.

>>23952691
Holy fucking based.

>>23953372
underrated

>>23952586
i made this joke all the time at my old job, buying it and shutting it down if i won the lottery. the bosses hated me.

My boss is pretty cool and I like my coworkers. I'll just tell him that I need to wrap up any ongoing projects and step out. I feel bad, because I'm a jack of all trades in my industry and I'll be near impossible to replace. I want to be sure all funds get sold at the make it price and transfer safely into my account before I make any rash moves. I can't imagine the gut wrenching terror of the 3-6 days it will take normie banks to move my money via whatever boomer Windows 95 servers run their money systems.

A big stinky dump on the hood of his range rover

>>23952487
my boss is a corporate slave and I'm pretty sure he is actually paid less than me since I'm a contractor
I actually do the bare minimum just to decrease my monthly liabilities and spend the rest of money and time on acquiring assets
if I get fired for underperforming I will just get another remote job, since I can do most of them by working 1/10 of the time

>>23954749
just keep your funds in a safe wallet, and put some breadcrumbs on a Binance card for daily expensed, why do you need to cashout if you can just keep your bitcoins?

My boss and I talk TSLA every week, so I'm not sure he'd be surprised. Hell, I'll probably tell him when I decide to make the sell of all sells.

He's based, so it's all good. He hopes I kill it in this bull run and never have to work again, so I'd say he's in my corner

"Hey man, I'm gonna have to put in my two weeks, I'm going into game development! Thank you for employing me though."

>>23952487
>GIMME THE DAMN MICROPHONE
>SO EVERYONE'S BEEN ASKING OL' STONE COLD WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WHEN HE MAKES IT
>(WHAT?)
>I'M GONNA WALK INTO MY BOSSES OFFICE
>(WHAT?)
>I'M GONNA GIVE THAT SUMBITCH THE FINGER
>(WHAT?)
>I'M GONNA OPEN TWO CANS OF BEER
>(WHAT?)
>DOWN BOTH THOSE SUMBITCHES
>(WHAT?)
>AND THEN I'M GONNA GIVE THAT SORRY ASS PIECE OF TRASH THE STONE COLD STUNNER
>(WHAT?)
>THEN I'M GONNA SHIT ON HIS DESK
>(WHAT?)
>THEN I'M GONNA WALK OUT THE DAMN DOOR
>(WHAT?)
>GET IN MY BRAND NEW TRUCK
>(WHAT?)
>DRIVE THAT SUMBITCH HOME
>(WHAT?)
>AND WHEN I GET IN THAT BIG ASS HOUSE I JUST BOUGHT
>(WHAT?)
>I'M GONNA CRACK OPEN A BEER
>(WHAT?)
>I'M GONNA PUT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS IN THE MICROWAVE
>(WHAT?)
>TURN ON THE TV
>(WHAT?)
>BEAT DEBRA
>(WHAT?)
>OPEN THE BACK DOOR
>(WHAT?)
>AND I'M GONNA YELL
>(WHAT?)
>FUCK NIGGERS
>(WHAT?)
>FUCK KIKES
>(WHAT?)
>AND FUCK JANNIES
>(WHAT?)
>AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*crowd pops*
>*glass breaks*

>having a job

so this is where the poors are hiding

Show my manager my balance and tell her I quit, and try to get her to cheat on her husband one last time.

>>23954861
Once I have stack enough for 1 million, I just want to live of interest or land jewing young families into being my wage slaves.

>>23954909
kek'd whole heartedly

>>23952487
I wont, I'll just take a leave of absence to sort out my finances and living situation, return to the job after changing my benefits to max out my 401k contributions and sign up for the max benefits possible, and continue working/moving towards my career goal. If/when I get sick of it, I'll put in a 2 week notice and do whatever I want.

>>23952487
He's a good dude and I appreciate and respect the people I work with. I'd break the news and then probably continue working for another year or so because my team would be severely hobbled if I left abruptly.

>>23954909
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

As a history teacher I would buy a lambo and keep working. I don’t even care about cars but flexing on rich parents would be a reward in itself. Outsource all grading to some college kid. Stop pretending to be neutral and go full 1488/1776 until I got fired. Then start a YouTube channel commenting on news. Then I would buy a billboard on the road leading to school abs take a massive dump on my department chair

>>23952691
kek

>>23955046
based

>fart in my bosses office
>rig a pipebomb to the ignition of his car
It will be a most unpleasant day for him

"thanks for funding my shit coin gambling addiction, you and the guys have been very good with me. I'm making a barbecue to celebrate my retirement, everyone is invited except Erik

>>23954909
>BEAT DEBRA

>>23955120
SCREW YOU ERIK

>>23952487

I'd probly date his daughter and dump her instantly.

>>23952583
>I HATE doing nothing all day as a NEET, but i also HATE having to get up in the morning for work..
Get a part time job then where you work like 3 days a week. When the neeting starts to get to you the job will kick in, and when you start to get tired of work the neeting will kick back in for the rest of the week.

>t. someone who had that exact schedule from 2014-2016.

>>23955046
>Stop pretending to be neutral and go full 1488/1776 until I got fired. Then start a YouTube channel commenting on news.
If you are a mad enough lad you will make the news when you're fired and use that hype to draw traffic to your youtube channel

>>23952487
SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUP.

>>23954827
What do you do?

>>23955131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc

>>23952777
this is what I did. didnt even make it but I had enough funds to quit. just picked a shitty part time job at a grocery store so I can talk to cute girls.

>>23952487
I won't.
I will try to reduce my working time first until I reach 8 figures, and try to go on a longer 1-2 years vacation to see if I still want to wage slave after that.
I will then use the excuse of running my own company as an excuse to retire.
This way I can come back if I feel like it and say it didn't work out.

>>23956229
What a cuck move.

I won't tell my boss I made it. I'll just stop showing up to work one day. If they fire me they won't give me a heads up, they'll just fire me and tell me to gtfo. So I'll just be firing them. Also I don't think they'd notice if I'm gone.

>>23952691
Holy shit based as fuck

>>23954909
This is awesome

>>23953334
Rare accordion pepe

>>23956229
>wait until 8figures
So you want to work forever

>>23952691
Hell yea, this man fucks.

>>23952487
I won’t tell anybody but my brother about my gains. I’ll phase myself out of the music school I currently work for. Might take a while, but my boss has been great to me; completely flexible with hours when I have big shows or travel, and takes my grievances seriously. Why do you guys all have shitty bosses?

I would continue working as normal, but work less. When the next day comes that the company wants to cram something new down my throat, and I don't feel like it, I'll hand in my two week notice on the spot and just say "it's not worth it anymore"

>>23952487
You don't, why the fuck would you tell anyone and risk putting a target on your back? Just say you found a better job or a career change, then put your two weeks notice and gtfo. If you like your job, just use it as a second income and show up whenever, using a family emergency as the main excuse or something. Treat it like a secret identity.

>>23952808

I'm going to get naked in the office

>>23955174
Based. If you’re in the US you could potentially get health insurance this way too

>>23952601
What was your business? Help us anon

>>23954827
What remote work?

>>23952583
yep same here, especially with new lockdowns where I am its driving me crazy, nowhere to even spend money

looking for a job right now just for something to do and hopefully some human interaction

>>23955798
Larp

>>23952487
By submitting the dossier to ICE that I've been diligently filing ever since I began working there.
In reality I'd probably just say hey thanks for everything but I'm going to pursue some other ventures now. I hope everything works out for you and the company, take care.

>>23952550
momsgonnafreak.tiff

>>23952691
HAHAH

>>23952586
>fag fog
Checked

>>23952783
The guy you’re replying to is a anime nerd in his 40s still living in mommas basement.

>>23952691
based
never fucking selling

>>23952514
>Fuck you bagdon!

>>23952691
absolutely and unashamedly based

Shitting on her desk on a friday after everyone left...

like i already did

>>23952691
Chad

>>23952487
I’m gonna hire him. He’s a bro and hates this place too.

>>23952487
Tell me the truth anons - What percent of us will actually make it?

>>23955036
Germans are some unreal combination of scat porn enthusiasts and diehard believers that the world is not a horrible crab bucket but a fine place that could be made into a living paradise if people communicated JUST A BIT a bit better and didn't waste all that energy misunderstanding each other.

>>23952487
>>23952487
shit in the middle of office.

>>23959404
0.2%

>>23952487
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23952691
This

>>23952706

Yup, that's a big sign for sure.

i already made it when i was around 24.