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I discovered a list my girlfriend wrote on a spiral notebook of things she wants us to buy with the Bitcoins. There's 30 bullet points. Some of them are

* Entire new revamp of our furniture.
* New laptop for her and her sister.
* Pay her student loans, all of it.
* Start planning vacations to go to.
* Boots and coats with fancy european names

Problem is she did not contribute anything at all to the crypto stash. How much should I plan to share with my GF?

>> No.23920256

0%
Find a new girl and don't tell her

>> No.23920267

>>23920239
Watch out she's going to waste all your money. Why should you pay her student loans off. Please don't be a simp this type of girl will drain you then drop you. She won't even appreciate you doing stuff like that beyond in the moment, thats how they work.

>> No.23920274

sounds like shes low iq
drop her

>> No.23920282

Mistake number one was telling her about your crypto stash.
How long have you been together?

Realistically she should get none if she contributed none

If you’re hooked on her then a small treat would be warranted to keep her pleased

But again
Mistake number one was being honest about the crypto stash...

>> No.23920291

>>23920239
b8

>> No.23920292

>Us
There's your problem right there, anon. She's got a pretty reasonable list, though

>> No.23920297

>>23920239
Lmao what the above gentlemen said.

>> No.23920302

>>23920256
This
Except find a prostitute or something that has no claim over your assets

>> No.23920310

nice larp

>> No.23920317

>>23920267
100% this
She’ll forget about this and then your bar for pleasing her gets way higher bro

>> No.23920321

>>23920239
simp

>> No.23920326
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23920326

if not LARPing none. im not saying you can't get her gifts but the fact that she feels entitled to it is a massive red flag. I know anons on here aren't telling anyone about their crypto. right??

>> No.23920333

tell her you crypto wallet got hacked and you have nothing
if she stays with you, get her something nice, otherwise you dodged a bullet

>> No.23920337

>>23920292
>* Boots and coats with fancy european names

>REASONABLE?????

>> No.23920341

This post makes me so angry

>> No.23920351

>>23920239
if i made it i would give my gf an allowance tho let her buy the shit she wants from that.
she is a stubborn bear she want's to buy back to bitcoin at $7k i'm like never gonna happen bitch.

>> No.23920356

>>23920333
If you like her, do this

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>>23920239
>girlfriend
>did not contribute
>"us" to buy
>list in the hundreds of thousands of dollars
OP, what the fuck are you doing? As others have said, she should not know about your stash. If she does know, she should not know the specific size of your stash. Knowing these two things, she should not expect that you will spoil her. And to be so sure of such spoiling, that she has literally made a list of all the things you will buy her... it beggars belief. You have gone wrong here bud. You have no hand. Stop fucking buying her shit. Stop taking her to restaurants and buying her $18 cocktails. It's probably too late to even reverse this. You either need to dump her or tell her you lost it all.

>> No.23920385

>>23920326
I think it's pretty much intrinsic to the crypto- prefix to keep it hidden from everyone else.

>> No.23920388

Thank god when my gf started asking about crypto she just bought $2k worth of btc and eth for herself...

>> No.23920393

>anon makes a clearly fake bait post with an r/asianmasculinity-tier picture
>immediately attracts raging incels that take it literally

>> No.23920426

>>23920282
>Mistake number one was telling her about your crypto stash.

i disagree because now op knows she's a gold digging whore

>> No.23920435

Not even married and the harlot already wants to spend his bitcoin.
You are a cuck, OP.

>> No.23920450

>>23920388
mine fucking cashed out to buy a flat can you believe that? i told her in a decade she could buy a mansion or a castle...

>> No.23920627
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>gf just gives me all her extra income and student loans to invest
>i put them all in chainlink
>she will have her own wealth but its all in my control either way so i buy her "gifts" with her own gains at the top

>> No.23920637

>>23920239
This is a larp post

>> No.23920671

Larp op

>> No.23920762
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23920762

How do all of you have gf's? I thought this was a safe place for autists like me.

>> No.23920772

>>23920239
Nothing, you lost it all gambling, remember? This money is for your retirement, your kids education or business ideas you have. If she really loves you your bank account shouldn't matter.

>> No.23921530

>>23920239
Never tell anyone about your crypto stash fucking idiot

Best to do is just to bring her to reality and say you cant spend it because its a store of value and not to be used to purchase things

>> No.23921696

>>23920762
He's a larp OP

>> No.23921726

>>23920239

Date a Chinese girl

They are extremely frugal and hate spending money on frivolous shit

>> No.23921747

>>23921726
LOLOLOLOLOLLOL

Lies

>> No.23921759
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>>23920239
GFs get nothing unless they marry you

>> No.23921848

anon listen. Use your crypto stash to eventually buy real assets that produce cashflow and spend that cashflow.

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Absolutely nothing! Ask her to earn her worth by playing and staking on Earnbet gaming casino <https://2no.co/2gZxw5>.. Tell her she can also get $50 worth of BTC to start with. Don't be a wussie so early in life

>> No.23921896

>>23920239
based 1 post by this ID lina agitator

>> No.23921916

larp

>> No.23921919

>>23921896
it is board culture to take everyone's posts as real nufag go back to r-dumbfuck

>> No.23921966

>>23921919
shut up fag i was being sincere
threads like this result in good discussion and vibe checks

>> No.23923044
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screw op and his cuck-posting

>> No.23923071

>>23920333
unironically this

>> No.23923098

>>23920239
fuck all, seriously. If that shit goes to zero she ain't covering any of that.

>> No.23923149

>>23920239
Is he still mining Safex?

>> No.23923184

>>23920239
Girlfriend is not a wife

>> No.23923326

Don't talk about wealth with women until you have kids and are married. At that point your destinies are tied.

If she's the mother of your kids and makes a strong home for you all then you're her fuckin paypig bro. Within reason, but That is how it goes.


DESU tho it sounds like the notebook was a plant for some christmas gift ideas, don't take it seriously.

>> No.23923338

>>23920239
cryptoneet here dump her and look into seeking arrangement or some shit. They will have no claim over your assets and most of them usually want a place to hang.

>> No.23923354

>1 post by this ID
and retards keep replying
S**E in the options field

>> No.23923355

>>23920333
And then see if she’s still with you.
If she is, and you really love her.
Knock her up and get married then tell her it was a joke but you’ve put BTC into a fund that pays out 7% APY.

>> No.23923372

Stopped reading at “Bitcoins” obviously this is the gf writing this, trying to get intel.

>> No.23923386 [DELETED] 

>>23920762
Most of biz is married.
Get your shit together.

Also b8 and 1 post by OP

>> No.23923422

I’m lucky that my gf hates spending money more than I do.

>> No.23923450

>>23920239
Can’t trust women with money. I guess you made the mistake of telling her about your crypto. You’ll learn on the next one

>> No.23923454

>>23920239
0 retard. Dont give her a penny

>> No.23923583

are you all retarded? This a def a larp and bait. why do you even bother to answer?

>> No.23923922

Dumb question...I'm some shit head that recently acquired part of a BTC...Can I still withdraw it or do I need a full BTC?

>> No.23924061

if she ever asks you about it then just say that its stuff you earned not hers if she leaves you then you dodged a bullet but if she stays and understands it then not all is lost yet

>> No.23924158

>>23923922
Yes you can withdraw fractions

>> No.23924319

>>23920239
Telling your gf you have BTC.

Retard.

Where is your opsec.

>> No.23924342

>>23920239
i got to
>new revamp of our furniture
i fucking hate women so much

>> No.23924545
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23924545

Dump eet

>> No.23924568

>>23920239
unless you've made it and can spend serious cash, secondhand furniture is the way to go. cheaper and better made than the crap normies buy at ikea

>> No.23924578

>laptop
ok
>laptop for her sister
lol no
>student loans
never
>new furniture
you guys live together, presumably, so this depends on if you're sitting on a steel chair or serviceable furniture that she wants to "upgrade"
>vacations
the plural concerns me
>fancy clothes
meh, $200 coat is fine, $1000 plain black t-shirt is suicide tier

>> No.23924580

>>23920239
Chad would have married and impregnated her with five children and happily spoil his family but you instead come here whining about muh precious like a little bitch

>> No.23924592

>>23920239
Dump her for Value vault2

>> No.23924595

>>23920239
delusional btc maxis will pay the price. the price of living outside /biz/. that price is associated with a strong need of shutting down everything that isnt aligned with their core belief. similar to fiat maxis, bitcoin maxis stand to pay the price of dismissing Kleros, qnt to name a few.

>> No.23924605

>>23920239
2/10 bait everyone replying to this is a fucking faggot

>> No.23924675
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>>23920239
>girlfriend
ngmi

>> No.23924683

>>23920239
Sue her on Kleros court

>> No.23924702

>>23920239
lol she shouldn't get shit

>> No.23924743

>>23920239
Did she asked for your approval? You should consider talking to her and find out what her real motives are.

>> No.23924999

>>23920239
buy a notebook, write a list of whores with their phone numbers and leave it somewhere in sight

>> No.23925029
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>>23920239
That is some tragic cleavage

>> No.23925047

>>23920256
this

>> No.23925059

Leave her.

>> No.23925203

>>23920256
Firs bos bes pos

>> No.23925337

>>23920239
break up with this stupid fucking bitch what the fuck all non appreciating financial weights is all she wants. designer boots lol she prob has pleb taste anyways if u don't see ann D on the list get the fuck out. hide your money

>> No.23925499

>>23920239
Trade BTC for ANAL.

>> No.23925748

>>23923422
Are you dating a kike?

>> No.23925778

>>23920239
Notice how none of those things on her list are long term, relationship reinforcing investments?
Time to get the fuck out.

>> No.23926282

>>23920627
>so i buy her "gifts" with her own gains at the top
based

>> No.23926312

Give her everything. She is your Queen and she deserves it.

>> No.23926594

>>23920239
Living with a girlfriend is the biggest mistake in the post modern world. She's either worth marrying or not. If she already thinking your money is hers and you aren't married fucking bounce.

>> No.23926673

>>23920239
I hope you are larping, if not get rid of that scummy bitch. She obv doesnt care for you.

>> No.23926688

>>23920274
so much this fuck

>> No.23926695

>>23924578
reasonable
but for the booklet alone she should be dumped.

>> No.23926710

>>23920239
Literally 0% fuck that gold digging whore. She didn't make it you did. I bet she doesnt even take it in the ass

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>> No.23926804

>>23926718
how do these cucks live with themselves?

>> No.23926874
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>>23920239

Sorry to redpill you, bro, but you just need to dump her ASAP.
And don't let your next gf know you own any BTC.

Girls literally can't manage wealth. They just can't believe you own money and you didn't yet waste it over their whims and vagaries. That's why since the dawn of civilization it has always been the man to manage the money. The man is the breadwinner, the man decides over what his money shall be spent.

There's no way you will be able to tell her that her long list of "dreams" - including her student loan: did she actually take a loan only to have a man pay a good part of it? - shall remain "dreams" because she did literally nothing to contribute.

Girls literally can't believe you've got money you didn't waste yet on their whims. No way you will be able to tell her you're unwilling to waste your HODLings. Her vengeance is coming. Dump her and move to another state where noone knows you. She's probably told every single one of her friends you've got a stash of BTC's waiting to be wasted on luxury shit "OMG OMG vacations boots coats furniture laptops luxury studentdebt luxury swag luxury YAYYYY"

>> No.23926879

>>23924568
Even then second hand is the move, furniture is priced at a premium rate because it's used for tax-evasion.

>> No.23926889

>>23920239
Never -- read, sold, vote blue.

>> No.23926896

>>23920282
>If you’re hooked on her then a small treat would be warranted to keep her pleased

won't work.
proof: check her 30+ items listed there.

btw I agree faggOP made a great mistake telling her about BTC's, and that's the reason why now he's got to dump her ASAP.

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>>23920239
>Problem is she did not contribute anything at all to the crypto stash. How much should I plan to share with my GF?

She can buy her own crypto right?
So 0%, your gf has a mental illness.

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>> No.23926916

>>23926874
>girls cant manage wealth
>the picture

You know what I just realize? All the items on the right, are there to maximize or improve a man's wealth, and same goes for the things on the left. The prettier a womasn is the more wealthy men she can reel in, looking pretty is her "investment" but when a girl is using your money to look prettier in a relationship with you you are definitely going to get backstabbed.

>> No.23926926

>>23920239
How easily does she give up the pussy? If she lets the pussy flow, give her the equivalent of a high end escort. If she’s a stingy curmudgeon, tell her you lost it all.

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>>23921896
>based 1 post by this ID lina agitator
this desu

>> No.23926966

>>23923372
Na Bitcoins is what people call them who were around when the idea of owning just one was absurd. Hes a high roller

>> No.23927047

>>23921726
kek imagine being this imbecile about Chinese women and their culture

>> No.23927065

>>23926926
This is the perfect answer. Hands down.

>> No.23927111

>>23920239
>student loan
Get a woman who didn’t go to college

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>>23920426
well, I guess her sister and her friends already know OP is a Bitcoin Milionaire in Denial™.
Imagine his surprise when he dumps her and *unexpectedly* a lot of girls flock at him. That's why he should ghost everyone including family and move to another state far away.

>>23920762
OP talked about BTC, and that means he ain't autismo.

>>23920772
This. I successfully got rid of my gf as soon as I was awarded a 500 bucks bonus (500 fuckin bucks, not a fuckin stash of BTC's) and she instantly decided we had to go on a vacation. She called me names, told me I was stingy, and things escalated until I told her she didn't contribute anything to make those 500 happen. Broke up less than 20 seconds later.

>>23921530
Maybe she just went through his cellphone apps and found out Blockfolio saying a certain number of dollars. BTW this is another legit reason to dump her as soon as possible.

>>23921759
Ask to the former Mr. Bezos wife. Basically a few years of menial work, marries him (aka his money), divorce-rapes him, gets a huge stash of millions (guess she's wasting them over the most absurd luxury items by now).

>>23923326
Sounds like you don't know about divorce laws and shit.

>>23923372
Maybe OP is a LARP, but it's def not a "gf getting intel" writing that. Such a woman still wouldn't be able to talk about herself that way.

>>23924578
"Laptop", that is, a full optional top notch Apple laptop. Judging by store.apple.com, some configurations can easily break the $10k barrier. Never underestimate a woman when there's some money to waste.

>>23924743
"Approval"? Dude, we're talking about women here.

>>23926926
Hey, mr. Bezos, you're used to overpay for sex.

>>23926916
Thing is, the man is paying both the things on the left and on the right.

>> No.23927232

>>23927138
>Thing is, the man is paying both the things on the left and on the right.
Yup and that makes it even more dangerous, get out of that relationship, NOW.

>laptop for me and my sister
kek kys bitch.

>> No.23927238

>>23926926
Upvoted for use of the word curmudgeon

>> No.23927301

>>23927138
>Ask to the former Mr. Bezos wife. Basically a few years of menial work, marries him (aka his money), divorce-rapes him, gets a huge stash of millions
Billions, with a bee.

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>>23920239
Never ever show your power level. The best course of action you can take now is minimizing your success in her eyes and giving her tiny humble gifts that you think she would appreciate. If she can’t appreciate the small stuff first she isn’t worth your investment. The kind of girl you want are the ones that are very gracious for small gifts and gestures. My girlfriend swoons when I do something small and out of the blue like bringing her a favorite luxury candy, or sometimes a really nicely designed set of flowers. These are good predictors of how your girl takes gestures. Some women prefer sweet nothings but that’s not the kind we’re talking about. I prefer women who like gestures for love because I’m the same way

>> No.23927501

>Entire new revamp of our furniture
Alright seems kinda reasonable. She's just taking care of the house.
>New laptop for her and her sister
A laptop for her and her sister? I mean if they needed them, they would have em by now right?
>Pay her student loans, all of it.
Umm...
>Start planning vacations to go to
>Boots and coats with fancy european names

Yeah... no pussy is worth that much op.

>> No.23927591

GF planning to spend "OUR" BTC.... how is it "OURS" if you ain;t married to her or she did not contribute???

Take the list, decide on 2 things you will buy for her and then throw the list away.... if she moans then kindly ask her to GTFO as she will be showing her true colours....

Good luck bro....

>> No.23927738

I find this alarming. Everything except the vacations is for herself/her sister. Do you live together?

>> No.23927818

>>23920239
>our BTC
Your only hope is to enlist her in the cause of total financial domination that only a long term mindset can achieve.

>> No.23927823

>>23927349
Based

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>>23921726
>Chinese girl good

>> No.23927902

>>23921726
Chinese women can not have White children. Do not betray your community for a disgusting insect just because she wants BWC.

>> No.23927919

my buddy recently told his gf about his 4k link and the gf started getting upset calling him cheap and asking why he wont take a month long vacation somewhere with the money. like we both got in 2017 late and this summer finally broke even and well into profits with link mooning this year wiping away the sins of the bear market and this bitch wants to ruin my friends retirement fund on frivolous shit. it was funny because we both browse /biz/ and i told him his string of texts read exactly like a /biz/ thread lmao sometimes its great being single

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>>23920239
Coomunism. Am I right?
Are you married or planning marriage by any chance?

>> No.23928015

>>23920239
Shes materialistic, get rid of her. The real thing you have to consider is what percentage of your money would you give away to charities that help white people, depending on how much you end up with. At 100k, at a million, at 10 million. That type thing.

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>>23923326
>Paying off student debt
>plant
Ma nigga Santa better finds a 6 figure job then.

>> No.23928078

>>23927919
wtf is wrong with cunts and "vacation" spending money abroad is the most overrated crap ever.
The only vacation that is really worth it is backpacking in the nature and fucking hippie sluts in hostels, and that's the cheapest way of spending time abroad so i really do not get it.

>> No.23928107

>>23928078
>wtf is wrong with cunts and "vacation" spending money abroad is the most overrated crap ever.
personally i have a bucket list thing where i wanna spend an entire winter going from mountain to mountain in europe and japan for skiing, so there's nothing wrong with traveling with a purpose i suppose and itd be a one off thing for me but yeah, like i wouldnt dream of doing it until that kind of vacation is pennies relative to my stack. its maddening hearing that from him because i know of the struggle we went through to get to now and bitch wants to cancel the party before it begins. i just told him to tell her its literally retirement funds and there'd be a big tax penalty or someshit which isnt exactly lying

>> No.23928117

>>23927919
In her mind that's already her money
Hi dbd65Rrl's friend!

>> No.23928129

>>23920239
This'll end well, kek

>> No.23928134

>>23928107
Okay but that is an actual purpose, skiing.
To me those "vacation" sound like expensive hotels with shitty pools and cheap booze sold pricey.

And then hour long shopping tours in the city for crap that no one's going to use.

>> No.23928144

>>23920333
Half Satan is right, do this, it'll be a source of lulz either way

>> No.23928166

>>23921759
Don't they get whatever they want in Canada?

>> No.23928171

>>23928134
>To me those "vacation" sound like expensive hotels with shitty pools and cheap booze sold pricey
thankfully my parents took me to a lot of Caribbean all inclusive resorts growing up as a kid and teen so i have that itch out of my system

>> No.23928226

>>23928171
never had it
never want it

to me vacation is when you actually meet with locals, especially the local girls. And when you make friends there that show you stuff you wouldn't have seen with spending time as a normie tourist.

>> No.23928283

>>23928226
>to me vacation is when you actually meet with locals, especially the local girls. And when you make friends there that show you stuff you wouldn't have seen with spending time as a normie tourist.
yeah in my 20s i did that in japan and europe, i would find just some cheap hotel/airbnb and literally just wander around into some local pub or food spot and chat people up. was especially easy in russia and ukraine since i speak russian fluently. i actually enjoy vacations where im not relaxing and come home tired from it more than those beach vacations mentioned above

>> No.23928291

>>23920239
Rip out the site, write a new one with following points on it
>A nice dinner
>Rest gets reinvested
Bonus points for adding hearts n drawings of qt animals n shit

>> No.23928333

I could *hack* your wallet and steal everything (will have to actually do this part with your help to make it believable) then you set up another wallet and I'll send you back everything. Email me hornymax78@protonmail.com

>> No.23928385

>>23928333
kek the other day some fag actually posted his 12 word seed.

>> No.23928779

>>23928333
the pajeet grind is real

>> No.23929097

>>23921726
Chinaman here. Can confirm false.
Most girls I know like expensive makeup and fancy clothes.
Don't you forget Apple's electronics with bullshit pricing sell the best in this clown county.