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buy xrp
then you'll get plenty of gfs/bfs

>>23919562
In current clown world, you need to be a fag to get a gf.

>>23919595
i bought xrp recently and i dont have a gf yet. how else can i do this

>>23919595
I have 1k XRP. Still no gf.

>>23919562
lift weights faggot

>>23919562
>TFW qt3.14 gf is about to bring me dinner and wants my D after

>>23919715
I do power lifting 4 days a week.

>>23919629
>>23919646
you need to buy more

>>23919562
incel cuck

>>23919746
she has another mans cum dripping out of her pussy right now

>>23919992
Nice projection

I just want to stop being a schizo.

>>23919562
What would you do with a gf

>>23920300
Sorry, this was my friend jerry. I'm not a schizo btw.

Take the vax and we will give one to you, pleb.
Just come through this door, plenty of women in the other side.

>>23919715
I lift almost 2/3/4/5 and am no closer to getting a gf lifting is a scam

>>23920054
you mean ejaculation, its my cum loser

>>23919562
>not a wife
>not a good mother for several white children
sorry anon, you've got terminal ngmi.

>>23920350
Jerry here. He 100% is a schizo. Watch out mother.

I just want a cute Asian gf that's frugal and has parents that won't hate me for being black. Is that too much to ask??

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>23920335
Hold her hand.

>>23920381
Baby steps. Gotta start at the bottom.

>>23919562
A girl gave me a bj a couple of weeks ago. After that she said she wanted to khs because she’s not sure about her sexuality. I felt bad for her when she told me but over a few days I got so horny I began to hint at maybe doing it again. Didn’t think she was being completly literal about what she said. She called me out on it yesterday when I suggested I was horny. She was so nice even when I was being a cunt.
I’d make a shit bf. I’ll just fuck random whores desu.

Your gf is the standard isn't she

>>23920963
kek