/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23917710
I hope you fucking die from brain cancer.

>>23917749
That's not a nice thing to say.

>>23917749
I wish you the best. You need a hug too bro.

>>23917710
fuck off extrovert
this is an INTP board

ive made like 2x as much from covid money then I would have made working at my wagie job. I hope covid lasts as long as possible

Two weeks in order to flatten the curve go- guys

>>23917749
who hurt you

>>23917710
My governor just shut us down completely for another 2 weeks today. Not our fault the Indian Reservations don't follow protocol and are obese af.

>>23917710
I interact with people every day at my job and I don't know what most of their faces look like.

>>23917710
>two week
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks
> >>23917710
>two week
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks
> >>23917710
>two week
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks
>and two more weeks

>normalfags want to blow their brains out just for being left alone with their own thoughts for the first time in their entire life
life is good

Close down the entire economy cuz you tested positive

> The Times looked at three sets of PCR testing data from Massachusetts, New York, and Nevada and discovered that, because of faulty procedures used at every single testing site in the country, “up to 90 percent of people testing positive carried barely any virus” at all.

>>23917710
>Starting to get to me.
I've never been better desu

And the pathetically sad part is fake epidemics occurred before because the pcr is a failed test never meant to diagnose.

> Now, as they look back on the episode, epidemiologists and infectious disease specialists say the problem was that they placed too much faith in a quick and highly sensitive molecular test that led them astray.

>Infectious disease experts say such tests are coming into increasing use and may be the only way to get a quick answer in diagnosing diseases like whooping cough, Legionnaire’s, bird flu, tuberculosis and SARS, and deciding whether an epidemic is under way.

>There are no national data on pseudo-epidemics caused by an overreliance on such molecular tests, said Dr. Trish M. Perl, an epidemiologist at Johns Hopkins and past president of the Society of Health Care Epidemiologists of America. But, she said, pseudo-epidemics happen all the time. The Dartmouth case may have been one the largest, but it was by no means an exception, she said.

>There was a similar whooping cough scare at Children’s Hospital in Boston last fall that involved 36 adults and 2 children. Definitive tests, though, did not find pertussis.

>“It’s a problem; we know it’s a problem,” Dr. Perl said. “My guess is that what happened at Dartmouth is going to become more common.”

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>>23917762
INTJ and I’ve still gone fucking insane.

>>23917710
It did last 2 weeks. Then people started questioning how serious it actually is and then (((they))) lost control of the narrative.

>>23917762
INTP and I'm completely fine with this
>>23918006
pathetic

>>23918044
>pathetic
:(

>>23917762
>>23918006
>>23918044
Humans are social animals. Good for you if you're fine with it, but being an introvert isn't the same as being anti-social.

>>23917805
coincidentally that money is now worth 0.5x as much

>>23918268
We can socialize on the internet now.

I feel bad because I'm pretty extroverted generally, but I am also fine with listening to My Bloody Valentine on repeat while shitposting on the internet all day.

>>23918268
spooky
>>23918203
it's alright fren, let this experience harden you

>>23917749
>he hasn't seen the TB tweet that proves karma is real
wew

>>23918312
>My Bloody Valentine on repeat while shitposting on the internet all day.
based, good tastes anon

>>23918312
>We can socialize on the internet now.
That's a shitty replacement of the real thing

>>23917710
What are your symptoms? if it lasts 2 weeks then in your case it could be chronic.

>>23917849
They would have done it either way. This is flu season..

>>23917749
> he thinks 4chan culture means being a jackass for no reason

>>23917870
>purposely got fired from my job after cussing out manager right when the masks starting being mandatory
>have been a neet ever since

I feel bad for wagies having to suffocate 8 hours a day along with the other psychological effects. It doesn't seem like this shit is ever gonna end just as most people with half a brain foresaw in the very beginning.

>>23917749
Fuck off you dick

>>23917710
>More lockdowns for this scam
,>More small businesses will suffer
>You must take the vaccine for the stimulus package
I am going to cry

>>23918389
Yeah, they turn people against each other by blaming people who don't wear masks, have parties, etc. "If everyone just complied for 3 weeks then this would all be over". It's gaslighting.

dude
we were in a lock down with curfew at 9 pm here
tomorrow it's at 5 for Christ sake

>>23917710
It lasts two weeks if your citizens are compliant, your government competent *and* authoritarian, and you're an island or a police state.

You don't stop a vaccineless respiratory virus with 50% asymptomatic transmission any other way.

>>23917710
I hope this shit continues and escalates because it has been so easy to make money. You could have thrown shit at the wall in March, April, and May and it would have more than doubled in value already.

>>23918650
>You don't stop a vaccineless respiratory virus with 50% asymptomatic transmission any other way.
Yeah you can with Vitamin C, or D, or zinc. But they won't ever tell you that because they don't care about you or the shills who think they are shilling for a good cause.

>>23918724
Doesn't stop the pre and asymptomatic transmission, dumb dumb.

And as long as 10% of your population is black, trust in your local government/pharmaceutical providers is lacking, or your government can't force everyone to mainline those for months at a time (i.e. everyone except for China and North Korea), those won't be able to stamp it out.

>>23919068
Nigger if you really are paranoid about it. Just take vitamins that I listed and spoonfed you so you don't have to spend the hours of research. No need to keep slurping up the fear porn like a normie retard from whatever media you are getting your info from. You're not scaring anyone anymore. People are more pissed we shut down a 19 trillion dollar economy for a literal meme flu.

>>23919213
AND to add on, people never got their 2nd stimulus, they aren't worried about kung flu.

>>23917749
fuck you

>>23917762
Exactly we love lockdown. Now all the extroverted stacies and normalfags are depressed they can't drink and are stuck inside. Whereas our lives have barely changed/slightly improved even.

>>23917710
We'll get through this bro, remember the good times.

>>23917878
This haha. It's hilarious, I hear shit like 'you need to work a job it gives you your only purpose'. They literally cannot cope without being plugged in to the NPC city hustle and bustle of the office.

>>23917749
daaaaaaaaammnnnnnnn gina!

>>23917710
Take care bro. Its a transition and a turning point. Im a oldfag and i promise it will get better

>>23919605
Happiness is like btc gains. Only go up

>>23917710
They still get people with this bullshit.
Lockdown only November, oh wait no now longer...
"Distancing" until the vaccine is there, oh wait no now longer...
The people are totally broken at this point

>>23918652
>he doesn’t know bill gates said a second wave is coming that will be much worse
>planetary global lockdown 2.0
>he thinks it will end

>>23917710
All the people at risk from dying of COVID are net drains on the world economy anyways. The more that die the better the gains.

>>23917749
kek, based