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Gentlemen, I have a story to tell you. The story of The Wagie and The NEET.

*Ahem*

Here it goes.

There once was a wagecuck, he walked down the street,
he was so very smug as he passed by the NEET.

"You PARASITE, not having a job would give me anxiety,"
"how does it feel to have not contributed to SOCIETY?"

The NEET, well, he paused, he was not in a rush,
his day's plan was empty, there were only shitcoins to crush.

The NEET, a good soul, the wagie's cause he wished to aid,
"Buy LINK, my dear wagie," the NEET proudly said.

The wagie, he smirked, he thought the NEET was no hero,
"you fool, don't you know? LINK is going to zero."

The NEET simply shrugged, he went on his way,
the wagie he seethed for the rest of the day.

He seethed on the bus stop, he seethed on the train,
he seethed in the office, he seethed on the plane.

His work was extensive, his boss was an ass,
he wanted an XBOX, but wealth he couldn't amass.

He spent it on booze, he spent it on porn,
"but I save up all day," in court he had sworn.

The wagie decided to give NEET's way a try,
"I don't want to wage and then quietly die!"

He decided to trade, to become rich and wealthy,
but deep in his heart, his desires weren't healthy.

The NEET had a homestead, a small comfy farm,
he had many hobbies, and didn't do harm.

"I want to buy hookers, I want to buy coke,"
as you surely can tell, wagie was no comfy bloke.

He looked at a thread, it said "pls buy CUM, sir,"
"moon mission inbound." He felt his savings stir.

Below was a post, the poster was NEET,
"this shitcoin is a rug, buy LINK, it can't be beat."

The wagie bought CUM, he bought 10K worth,
but the coin, it dumped, that red dildo had GIRTH.

The wagie, he said, "I wish that NEET burns in hell,"
but the NEET was at peace, so he just wished him well.

The wagie was broke, he worked overtime,
he knew that his fiat wasn't worth but a dime.

>> No.23914015

He took the vaccine, got the chip, the wage-cagie too,
he worked for his master, Mr. Goldstein, a Jew.

Ten years later, the wagie still had to wage,
he had almost nothing, aside from the cage.

"Did you make it, dear wagie?" the NEET kindly asked.
The wagie's mouth frothed up, good thing he wore his mask.

The wagie he screeched, he called NEET a brat,
he also had failed to notice the NEET's fancy top hat.

Mr. Goldstein got out, he shook the NEET's hand,
he said, "come on in!", the wagie couldn't understand.

"Mr. NEET is a magnate, his wealth is immense,"
"I'll tell you for certain, he's got business sense."

The wagie, he dropped, this just was too much,
he fell to the floor, his heart did he clutch.

As his life drained away, extinguished in his prime,
The boss just replied "tomorrow, be here, and be here on time."

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23914141

Bravo

>> No.23915133

this was good OP, I liked it
wagies really do chase pumps and dumps, 90% of this board is filled with low iq wagies that will lose their money
its funny to me

>> No.23915242

>>23914009
>>23914015
10/10
Link has the best memes

>> No.23915857

that was a nice read except for this
>Mr. Goldstein got out, he shook the NEET's hand, he said, "come on in!", the wagie couldn't understand.
why would the neet want to shake hands with an evil man?

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23916023

>>23914009
>>23914015
10/10
Stinkies have the best memes

>> No.23916267

>>23914009
A good try, but the line length is all over the place so it reads a bit disjointed.

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23916622

Very good OP, makes me think of that greentext where a NEET is looking at the graphs saying the dopamine just doesnt hit like it used to anymore when green line go up, while his wagie parents go to work. Does anyone sti have that one?

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23916682

>>23914009
Beautiful

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23916753

>>23914009
beautiful

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>>23914009
No refunds

>> No.23916830

It doesn't scan
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The rhymes are good but there is more to poetry than rhymes, OP. Fix the meter and this would be excellent.
Still 8/10 though.

>> No.23916914

>>23914015
Moto Bené. That was good. I’m even more bullish now than I was before and I didn’t think I could get more bullish. 81k TONIGHT

>> No.23916936

>>23915857
It’s like the end of animal farm and the neets became more Jews than the Jews themselves.

>> No.23917051

>>23914009
>>23914015
and single handedly anon saves biz. best post since 2018.

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23917416

Thank you, my brothers - I am humbled.
I'm very glad that you enjoyed it, and I appreciate the feedback - I had a tough time doing the meter, focused too much on the storytelling. But still, cheers, kek.

Here's to another year of blessed gains, my /biz/ brethren.

>> No.23917500

>>23917416
Please crew of holders - 1000 eoy is fud.

>> No.23917504

10/10 would read again

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23917697

Bravo!