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nothing wrong with it. Just turns you into a NPC

>> No.23901602

>>23901577
Is this true? Link, pls.

>> No.23901610

>>23901602
if you need to read articles and not just have emotional reactions to random headlines, you're ngmi

>> No.23901617

>>23901602
>Link, pls.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/they-ve-killed-god-i-can-t-feel-god-my-soul-is-dead-astrazeneca-halts-covid-19-vaccine-trials-after-second-volunteer-develops-neurological-problems
>>23901610
also this

>> No.23901621

Oh and just to clarify, the secret attempt to turn us all into NPCs was cancelled when the trials showed it turned two people into NPCs. Not a very successful conspiracy there lmao

>> No.23901629

>>23901577
Wow this is such a biz thread
Fucking kys
>Muh goyim vaccine kills religion

>> No.23901630

>>23901602
>Link, pls.

NEVER
SELLING

>> No.23901632

>god
kek must be severe damage

>> No.23901653

>>23901577
>>23901577
covid is the mark of the beast
its written
the soulless elites are scared of humans finding out their true potential
enlightenment is coming and vaccines are the only way for them to keep as much people at a low frequency as possible
they are scared of the fact that humans might not be scared of them anymore

>> No.23901696

>>23901602
theres no side effects and you only feel like you have a severe hangover for a week. All the shills saying it will harm you worse than continuing to spread a disease you could literally die from are foreign agents trying to destroy the US

>> No.23901711

>>23901577
CRINGE

>> No.23901758

>>23901632
generally in biz there are 3 types of ppl fag
iq 60-90 believe in anything what somebody says
iq 90-110 don't believe anything what somebody says (except msm says something) only trust in science, no believe in god, only believe in what they see, fail to recognize universal patterns, watching mainstream media for breakfast, hate their lives because they lack answers, evrybody seeing what they don't must be stupid therefore they think they are really intelligently superior to other human beings
iq 110-160 recognize the pattern of universe. spiritual. see human being is just a reflection of what he portrays to be. seeing endless potential in the human being. gets his knowledge about the world and most important information through spiritual downloads. through more information, the more evident the existence and presence of god. sees life as a self fulfilling prophecy.

>> No.23901759 [DELETED] 

>>23901696
fuck off you filthy kike

>> No.23901794

>>23901577
OMG

>> No.23901811

>>23901617
hal turner is fbi, you are being sloppy

>> No.23901827

>>23901759
based

>> No.23901852

>>23901617
>According to sources who claim to be familiar with the vaccine trials
very legit story anon

>> No.23901864

>>23901696
Show nose

>> No.23901870
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>>23901577

>> No.23901891

>>23901870
He had a contractual clause allowing him to cash out when the shares hit a certain price. It pumped on the news so he cashed out.
I need to start a conspiracy coin that cashes in on retards who are literally incapable of doing research beyond clickbait headlines.

>> No.23901897

>christcuck takes pills
>stops being christcuck
many such cases

>> No.23901915

>>23901577
Kek, it's literally the mark of the beast lmao
Can't wait till all normoids get vaccinated to be allowed to wageslave while I sit on my ass inside with my crypto gains hahahahahahaha

>> No.23901924

>>23901915
>normoids
christcuckoldry is THE normie religion

>> No.23901927

>>23901577
Literally the mark of the beast, kek.

>> No.23901940

>>23901924
Bullshit atheism/disinteterest in religion is the new norm for young people

>> No.23901945

>>23901915
>Can't wait till all normoids get vaccinated to be allowed to wageslave while I sit on my ass inside with my crypto gains hahahahahahaha
same for me bro
100% they will make it mandatory to go to work at some point

>> No.23901946

>>23901891

>be CEO
>buy shares
WTF?! why was he allowed to?
>sell order at a "certain" price, placed in August when vaccine news started to seriously spread
>November, announce vaccine
>cash out @ ATH
WTF?!?! why wasn't he jailed for insider job, stealing money off investors, market manipulation, fabricating his comfiest dreams?

>> No.23901952

>>23901940
atheists are just lazy christcucks

>> No.23901962

>>23901940
textbook commie subversion is to remove religion so that the state can be the supreme authority

>> No.23901969

>severs you from God with one simple trick
Nothing personal Goy, now you have my permission to wageslave to make me richer.
What a clown world hahahahahahahaha

>> No.23901975

>>23901696
>theres no side effects
>only feel like you have a severe hangover for a week
Kekked hard. You need to try harder Schlomo

>> No.23902000

>>23901617
>paywall, no other sources
fake news

>> No.23902011

Imagine burning in hell forever because you wanted to be a wagecuck in life
Oh no no no will they ever learn? My fucking sides.

>> No.23902025

>>23901617
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/they-ve-killed-god-i-can-t-feel-god-my-soul-is-dead-astrazeneca-halts-covid-19-vaccine-trials-after-second-volunteer-develops-neurological-problems
anyone got an unpaywallahed version of this?
finally, they found a drug that kills God and the Wagiesoul - and they think this less important than Coronachan?

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>>23902011
>Imagine burning in hell forever because you wanted to be a wagecuck in life

>> No.23902078

>>23901577
>that headline
Sounds like fearmongering to me. Still not getting the first vaccines that come out though.

>> No.23902116

i want to turn into an npc, existential dread everyday doesnt feel good

>> No.23902123

God fuck wagies

>> No.23902142

>>23901758
t. 110-IQ midwit

>> No.23902143

>>23901696
They’re injecting you with the same disease you could literally die from

>> No.23902183

>>23901891
yea he would def cash out 60% if he truly believed the price will be higher rite? which investor doesn't do that? cashing out 60% on a cure for that will 100% be effective is just a typical financial move.

>> No.23902192

>>23902143
It's okay bro it's ((((((inactivated)))))))

>> No.23902217

>tfw you will never be an Aes Sedai if you take the vaccine

>> No.23902224

>>23902143
they are injecting you with a disease. viruses are self fulfilling prophecies. that's why most people who believe msm get sick whereas people who don't believe in the covid scam don't. people jus get sick because of empathy. the germ theory as we know it now got refuted already by highly recognized scientists.

>> No.23902242

>>23901946
Are you literally retarded? Most CEOs have bonuses paid in stock tied to the company's performance. And they can buy and sell their own stock all they want, they just have to jump through some hoops and declare it in advance.

>> No.23902243

>>23902116
This

>> No.23902254

>>23902224
>germ theory as we know it now got refuted already by highly recognized scientists.
link?

>> No.23902265

if you really think pfizer is bullish after ceo solf already 60% i have bad news for you

>> No.23902271

>>23901758
please don't make assumptions about us 150IQ+ you 120iq midwit

>> No.23902282

>get a disease that’s mildly worse than the flu and have to sleep for a week or two

Or

>highly dangerous experimental rushed vaccine making people go crazy in seconds

God fuck off. Why do these retards think people not working is the worst thing in the world. FUCK WAGIES

>> No.23902303

>>23902224
>source: trust me bro

>> No.23902321

>>23902282
Wagies will have to take it anyway if they want to go back to work hahahahaha

>> No.23902325

>>23901759
>>23901864
>>23901975
Fuck off Chang, it's your fault we're in this mess

>> No.23902337

>>23902321
I hate wagies with everything I have

>> No.23902357

If the CIA came to you and said.. "Anon, you must take the vaccine. If you do take the vaccine, we will ensure $LINK pumps to 81k EOY 2021, fuck the jannies!". What do?

>> No.23902374

>>23902357
its going to $81k by then anyway so what's the point

>> No.23902483

>>23901940
Most people aren't atheist, but agnostic. It's simply atheists (who are representative of a religion today) trying to twist facts in order to get more followers. They even invent nonsensical ideas such as "atheist agnostic" (which is an oxymoron unless atheism is confirmedly a religion) in order to get agnostics on their side. It's kind of the same way most people aren't liberal (with liberal meaning that you actively groom and force children to suck dick by the age of 3), but most just misunderstanding the term. If you educate them aptly, most will refer to themselves as neither atheist, nor liberal. There are more terms like this, but it's generally how it is.

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NPC gains a soul

>> No.23903078

>>23901577
seems like something SAFEX could solve

>> No.23903122

>>23901758
You're too good for this board.

>> No.23903273

>>23903122
seconded

>> No.23903277

>>23903064
jesus fucking christ how do you speak a language without having the feedback loops of conscious thought? this must be what the first ancient people to develop a prefrontal cortex must have felt like, as if they were being spoken to by God himself.

>> No.23903301

>>23901924
You are browsing 4chan, the counterculture part of the internet.
When Christianity was popular, the board advocated for atheism, now when atheism is hip, back to Christianity sentiment is popular.
Similarly, when conservative sentiments were popular, 4chan was filled with libertarian ideas and now it’s vice versa.

>> No.23903383

>>23901621
vaccines haven't been cancelled, they're being rushed harder than ever and countries everywhere are trying to mandate laws to force it on people, using violence if necessary
stop being a dumb nigger

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>>23903301
newfag who's been on /pol/ a total of 4 times detected

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>> No.23903473

>>23902224
based i never get sick and im not even a clean guy
its a fucking meme

>> No.23903535

>>23902271
hate to tell you but thinking you an 150iq makes you 100iq at most

>> No.23903557

>>23901758
>grouping .5 standard devs with 1-3+ standard devs away from the mean
major midwit move bucko

>> No.23903560

>>23902483
agnostic is the most female faggot beta trait i have heard.

>> No.23903580

>>23901653
>low frequency
Fuck off with all that new-age vibrational woo woo, no one wants to buy your self-published crystal healing book

>> No.23903608

>>23903557
you do realize you outed yourself to be in second category kek

>> No.23903616

>>23903535
cope

>> No.23903624

>>23901758
>putting 110-120iq in the same range as 150iq
nigga the 150 iq + 90 iq meme shaking hands with the wojak manlet raging hard exists for a reason
everything that is currently going wrong with the world is a result of 110-120 iq college educated faggots who confuse knowledge of facts for sound reasoning

>> No.23903630

>>23903608
>t. angry mid wit

>> No.23903631

>>23903580
>>23901758

>> No.23903662

There currently like 10 or 11 vaccine candidates, all by different companies. There isn't just one vaccine (and there won't be). They're also being trialed by totally normal people in research labs. I know this because one of my friends works in the research lab where the ebola vaccine is being trialed, and they're trialing covid vaccines. If the vaccines were just designed to fuck people up, there's no way my friend would stay quiet about it. He told me and my friends months before the media broke the story of this lab shipping ebola and other viruses in by standard ups/fedex delivery vans.

These things aren't just done in secret by people "in the know", they're made and tested by normal people. It would take a concerted effort of keeping thousands, probably tens of thousands of people quiet (who have no real reason to stay quiet). So far the only story I've seen about this is op's, which is conveniently locked behind a paywall (ie, it's fucking clickbait)

>> No.23903681

>>23903580
your brain runs on electricity and has different frequencies in different mental states, all of which has been verified over and over for years now with EEG's and other tech
Fear is the lowest frequency state, and in when kept in a Fearful State for long periods of time it absolutely has negative effects on your body

fuck with your willingly ignorant nigger shit

>> No.23903694

i usually become best friends with someone who is borderline retarded this is because my iq is 3 standard deviations above the mean (anything higher than that cannot be accurately tested for anyway so anything over 145 should just be classified under 145+
midwits are the cancer of the earth because they have big egos based on other midwits stroking them. If you put a midwit in their place through logical argument or debate they will often resort to personal attacks or using logical fallacies. Then their army of midwits will back them up because they are too dumb for intellectual debates as well.
i.e. msm attacking trump

>> No.23903695

>>23903630
cooe i will never use your pronouns

>> No.23903705

>>23903557
t. 2nd category hackernews reader

>> No.23903715
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>>23903681

>> No.23903730
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>>23901897
Yes, Goy. The pills "improve" your brain.

>> No.23903735

>>23903405
I’m on 4chan since /pol/ was Ron Paul marketing.

>> No.23903760

>>23903681
Yeah but you’re going into far more detail than is necessary. “Fear is bad for your health”. Don’t need much more than that. Bringing vibrations into it just makes you seem like you’re a) trying really really hard to appear clever or b) you’re a midde-aged white woman who just discovered spirituality.

>> No.23903780

>>23903624
post this meme anon

>> No.23903825

>>23903760
tesla: “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.”
anon: brooo don't say that you sound like a hippie dude

>> No.23903839

>>23903760
the choices you give as reactions to basic knowledge show how much control the jews have over your thoughts (including specifically shitting on White women despite being easily the most intelligent and beautiful of their kind)

There is nothing "try hard" or "white" or female about having a basic understanding of your own brain.
If you've never thought about how you think then you're an NPC
then once you know it all runs on electricity "frequency" makes total sense

"Fear is bad for your health" sounds like unfounded propaganda bullshit

>> No.23903885

>>23903695
>>23903705
>anger the midwits
events as described in >>23903694
happen to a T
like pottery

>> No.23903920

>>23903885
based

>> No.23904058

>>23901758
>spiritual downloads
Where is this new torrent you talk about?

>> No.23904138

>>23901577
looks like it just turns you into a hick? so if you're already a hick incel like 90% of this board you should have nothing to lose

>> No.23904183

>>23901577
>goyim
i'm a jew and i'm taking it, you have fun getting incapacitated by 'rona every half a year then

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>>23901696
Jew piece of shit.

>> No.23904512

>>23901891
This, it was contractual, also it was only like $5 million dollars, he isn't one of those billion dollar shareholders.

>> No.23904528

>>23904483
there's nothing wrong with being jewish, if some goyim can't help themselves be taken advantage of, that's your problem

>> No.23904575

As a privileged white male, I think it's only fair that people of color get the vaccine first. It's only right.

>As a privileged white male, I think it's only fair that people of color get the vaccine first. It's only right.

As a privileged white male, I think it's only fair that people of color get the vaccine first. It's only right.

>As a privileged white male, I think it's only fair that people of color get the vaccine first. It's only right.

As a privileged white male, I think it's only fair that people of color get the vaccine first. It's only right.

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>>23904528
You’re a disgusting parasite in human form.

>> No.23904946

>>23901696
How was your bagel this morning, Rabbi?

>> No.23904952

>>23904183
lmao look at the rabbi trying out a new form of reverse psychology
choke on uncut cock until dead faggot ass kike and fuck your vaccine

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>>23904607
Jews are Impostors IRL.

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>>23901577
>antivaxers are ridiculous and absurd. I will take the vaccine myself, but I’m already immune

>> No.23905357

>>23904575
BASED

>> No.23905378

Whole shit that is amazing, a vaccine to cure religion and covid, that is really good news. Half of the worlds conflicts are due to religious faggotry.

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>>23901577
YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD

>> No.23905399

>>23901577
If there was a deliberate effort to hurt you with a vaccine, they wouldn’t have halted the trial and posted a news story about it, retard.

>> No.23905440

Take a stand against mandatory vaccination while there's still time!

https://vaccinechoicecanada.com/

>> No.23905472

>>23902183
Contrary to what you have been conditioned to believe, CEOs, millionaires/billionaires, bankers, hedge fund managers, and other elite level financial participants have no capacity to see the future so they manage risk like anyone else. Having a big open profit and losing it makes you look like a retard, arguably the sort of retard who shouldn't be running any company, let alone Pfizer.

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>>23905472
>creating vaccine all libards waited and prayed for
>selling shares because he knows shizos were right all along and death rate will rise because of vaccine and not the "mutated virus"
>"uneducated niggerr that's what billionaires do you pleb"

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>>23901870
Fun fact : Albert Bourla is a fucking JEW.
Who would have thought, eh?

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The amount of kikery and JIDFs shilling the mark of the kike here is truly disgusting.
Shoo shoo rabbis! You shove up your sterilizing, nanobots ridden, mRNA poison up your ass. We wont fall for your ultime trick.

>> No.23906469

>>23903580
>no one wants to buy your self-published crystal healing book
I want to buy his self published crystal healing book

>> No.23906592

>>23901577
Yeah, I'm sure medical testing attracts a lot of stable individuals, so this is really concerning.

>> No.23906593

>>23902224
>>23903473
This.
Just don't let them in your body you idiots.

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>>23903662
Yeah, sure thing shlomo. It's totally by luck than 8 out of the 11 serious vaccine candidates are based on mRNA, a technology NEVER used or approved ever before. And that's just by luck 8 out of 11 are in end of phase III, the same 8 using never tested before RNA-modifying technology, and who also HAVE to use nanobots to make the vaccine efficient.

Just.
A.
Coincidence.

>> No.23906651

>>23901629

I unironically got banned last week for "promoting conspiracy theories" for talking about Biden winning. Apparently saying the vaccine kills religion is not conspiratorial at all. Biz mods are just as shit as reddit mods

>> No.23907063

>>23906651
To be fair, there has been a lot more independent fact checking done on the election. Especially since it's not ready yet, there is room for discussion on the vaccine but the election has been confirmed by officials to have been the most secure in history and all claims to the contrary have been completely without evidence.

>> No.23907068

>>23902224
/pol/ conspiracy theory it may be, but I would like to read more of this shit

>> No.23907503

>>23902483
You are really dumb. You should try to educate yourself before speaking.

>> No.23907555

>>23905472
>CEOs dont have classified informations about the stuff their companies do
Mlao thats how stupid you sound

>> No.23907624

>>23901577
Wait so the vaccine also cures schizophrenia?

>> No.23907704

>>23904058
The closer to enlightenment you are, the more knowledge gets uploaded into your subconscious while you sleep and meditate. IYKYK

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>>23903735
Based

>> No.23907793

>>23901617
Cringe faggot

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>>23901630
gmi, anon. see you at the yacht party.

>> No.23908030

>>23906323
nigger jews are smart and the dumb ones have been decimated. Ofc they're on top when you kill the cattle, also being an ethnic jew has nothing to do with being a religious or community jew so stfu.

>> No.23908129

>>23901696
>you only feel like you have a severe hangover for a week
I got the chainavaurus last month and it was two days’ worth of a sore throat, why the fuck would I subject myself to this torture lmao

>> No.23908134

>>23901577
Not the Pfizer vaccine, don't care. Also I absolutely will take the vaccine because it will allow me to go places without a fucking mask on which I hate. If that makes me an NPC then so fucking be it nigger, ill be on some island in Thailand while you're stuck in your basement because you won't have a vaccine passport

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>>23901577
>20th September
how bout that Berlin Wall OP? Think its going to fall anytime soon?

>> No.23908190

>>23908134
>not lying about taking the vaccine
You have nothing to fear, you’re an npc already

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>>23902224
Retard

>> No.23908274

>>23908190
So you're gonna bribe some doctor to lie so you get the vaccine passport instead of just getting the fucking vaccine? You're retarded

>> No.23908295

>>23901696
You have >99% chance of surviving

>> No.23908318

>>23901758
Unironically this.

>> No.23908347

>>23901758
Wow. Based.

>> No.23908397

>>23908218
dont forget to eat the fuckin bugs too

>> No.23908452

>>23901602
>>23901617
Get ready for
>This claim about COVID-19 vaccine trials is disputed.

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>>23901758
>generally in biz there are 3 types of ppl fag
>iq 60-90 believe in anything what somebody says
>iq 90-110 don't believe anything what somebody says (except msm says something) only trust in science, no believe in god, only believe in what they see, fail to recognize universal patterns, watching mainstream media for breakfast, hate their lives because they lack answers, evrybody seeing what they don't must be stupid therefore they think they are really intelligently superior to other human beings
>iq 110-160 recognize the pattern of universe. spiritual. see human being is just a reflection of what he portrays to be. seeing endless potential in the human being. gets his knowledge about the world and most important information through spiritual downloads. through more information, the more evident the existence and presence of god. sees life as a self fulfilling prophecy.

Ah brother, it’s been awhile. How art thou?

>> No.23908566

>>23905389
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE

>> No.23908607

>>23901577
This retard never actually felt God btw

>> No.23908667

>>23902224
>the germ theory is now refuted
Funniest post on biz

>> No.23908672

>>23901696
the people spreading ththe disease are homeless and assholes who litter dirty masks on the ground. if it was as deadly as they say it is, these things wouldnt be so widespread kek

>> No.23908718

>>23901946
yeah they own stock in the company. Bezos is only rich in stock and when he cashes out which has to be approved. you are a brainlet

>> No.23908739

>>23902025
maybe it's on archive.is

>> No.23908764

>>23908274
>spend a few bucks or take an experimental vaccine
Yeah such a hard choice right

>> No.23908876

>>23903064
>>23903277
>jesus fucking christ how do you speak a language without having the feedback loops of conscious thought?
They're probably Chinese. They said they moved to Canada from Asia.

>> No.23908927
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>>23908134
>"ill be on some island in Thailand"
>"sniffing my fingers because they smell like ladyboy assholes"

>> No.23908969

>>23901577
>retard antivax doomer boomers saying mRNA vaccines destroy VMAT2 ‘God Gene’ because muh satanist Q Anon overlords
>pick upcoming vaccine to shill this theory
>pick astra-zenica AZD1222 Covid Vaccine to shill doomer theory
>AZD1222 is a traditional Adrenovirus vaccine not mRNA
Long AZN Calls

>> No.23909044

>>23901621
> During a conference call, AstraZeneca’s CEO Pascal Soriot said the company had temporarily halted vaccinations in July after a participant experienced neurological symptoms, which were later concluded to be undiagnosed multiple sclerosis (MS) and thus unrelated to the Covid-19 vaccine

>> No.23909064

>>23905472
if you really have the vaccine that is going to solve this huge social and economic issue, you don't need to sell the majority of your holdings to take a few % profit

>> No.23909068

What happened with that chinese firm who had to stop trials because there was "an incident" with a trial patient in brazil?
Wonder what happened to him. Literally mutant tier death?

>> No.23909084

>>23901610
Kek

>> No.23909090

>>23901577
>>23901577
here's the pentagon video showing how they can turn off the god gene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpG7EWn-j6o

>> No.23909125

>>23901577
beyond this being clickbait, itd be hilarious if they found some drug that cures people of their mental illness to be so gullible they believe in a fairy tale in 2020.

>> No.23909186

>>23903662
And yet the one the article is about isn’t an mRNA vaccine sooooo

>> No.23909220

>>23901577
if it had severe negative effects in a large body of the population it wouldn’t be released. Not how medical science works. Argue until you’re blue in the face, but you’re naive or a homeopath if you believe otherwise. Call me a glowie; idgaf. That’s all you got

>> No.23909260

>>23901696
Firsr mRNA vaccine of all time. Tested on 30k people max.

>> No.23909297

>>23909260
AZD1222 isn’t an mRNA vaccine

>> No.23909316

>>23901577
The first round of vaccines aren't going to do much and won't be successful. They'll probably demand numerous more rounds of it until the desired results are achieved.

>> No.23909394

>>23902224
That's bullshit but I also believe you. To be fair I literally never get sick because I simply refuse to believe in memes

>> No.23909423

>>23903064
Actually thinking literal scripted sentences in your head is peak midwit 115 IQ NPC

>> No.23909438

>>23909220
you have to go back.

>> No.23909454

>>23903560
Gnostics confirmed alpha chads

>> No.23909518

>>23903624
I've honestly found this to be somewhat true like 80 iq Baz is easily led but also stubborn enough to fuck over the script that was handed to him

>> No.23909598

>>23901577
>Just turns you into a NPC
more like they cured him

>> No.23909626

>>23909125
indeed that would be awesome and bill gates should push it on little kids.
mankind needs to grow the fuck up and take responsibility.

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>>23901617
>Halt Turner Radio show
>Hmmm never heard about this one. Hope it's a serious news site and some far right conspiracy nut alternative fac-

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

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>>23903780

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>>23909723
>>Hmmm never heard about this one. Hope it's a serious news site and some far right conspiracy nut alternative fac-

>> No.23910499

>>23901696
This is beyond bait

>> No.23910522

>>23909220
That's literally how medical science works. There have been hundreds of medicines recalled and outlawed because they harm severe negative effects in large bodies of the population.

It's not as common with vaccines because they're thoroughly tested, which is why it can take up to a decade for a vaccine to be released.

The COVID vaccine, whichever it is, is not going to be tested for long term effects. This is a fact. Whether or not you decide to betatest for the pharmaceutical companies is your issue.

>> No.23910553

>>23901617
Hope you are posting ironically

>> No.23910638

>>23909220
Goddamn fuck off shills, it's almost the end of 2020 and still trying to shill this covidscam. Your masters must have lost a fuck ton of money investing into this covid vaccine research and now nobody cares about it or is even afraid of it.

>> No.23910695

Can you imagine being one of these people and saying this unironically though?

Like I get that on this website everything is oozing with irony and sarcasm and shit, and nobody takes this seriously not even the qanon schizos, but there's some person who actually volunteered for this vaccine specifically so that they could get brain damage and say they had their soul stolen.

I imagine this person intentionally volunteered to come out with this though, to stoke fear within the anti-vaxxer evangelicals. But just saying this statement, unironically, has to be one of the actual weirdest, most embarrassing things you could say on the public record.

>> No.23910736

>>23910522
>It's not as common with vaccines because they're thoroughly tested
and they tend to cause chronic subacute inflammatory conditions that go ignored by (((medicine)))

>> No.23910815

All these newfags don’t remember Hal Turner. /b/ used to raid this fag while he was on the radio

https://youtu.be/-JOm882U774

>> No.23910867

>>23910695
t. never had their silver cord fucked with

>> No.23910917

>>23910815
And then the majority of 4chan became unironically racist as a reaction to the social conditioning they were experiencing a decade ago.

>> No.23911006

>>23910917
https://youtu.be/0QrHDL0yyoo

I miss the days when people on 4chan didn’t give a fuck and just wanted to troll people. Now all these incels who take themselves too seriously on /pol/ completely ruined it. They’re a bunch of insufferable cunts.

>> No.23911096

>>23909297
BNT162b2, the one that pfizer is going with, is. Fun fact: part of the expedited vaccine approval program is enhanced legal protections.

>> No.23911125

>>23910736
No, they don't.

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>>23901696

>> No.23911239

FunVac

>> No.23911257

>>23911006
https://youtu.be/PPCAlNlAwFk

>> No.23911401

>>23911006
You can blame the rest of the internet becoming so much more restricted, sterilized, and unfun. 4chan is one of the few vestiges of the old internet left in a world where everything is politicized to the extreme.

>> No.23911465 [DELETED] 

The government shouldn't be able to force you to take a vaccine. https://vaccinechoicecanada.com/

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>>23901696

>> No.23911717

>>23903681
>your brain runs on electricity and has different frequencies in
yes
>fear is the lowest frequency
bullshit

frequency has jack shit to do with quality of thought. Brain emits alpha waves during deep sleep which are essential for rest and healing. Actual fear involves activation of the parasympathetic nervous system and a variety of neural inpulses that are very high frequency.

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>> No.23911812

>>23901696
>there is no side effect
>you will have severe hangover for a week
What he mean by that??

>> No.23911845

>>23909260
And no animals.
Plus, you can’t give people corona.
And since you never tested on animals how they gonna know?
You know why rna vaccine never worked? Because it didn’t pass the animal test before

>> No.23911852

>>23911006
Most people just want to have a family with children that will make them proud, a wife they need not fear a divorce from, and a job that compensates them fairly. These things are being ripped from the everyman.

>> No.23911901

>>23901891
>vaccine 90% effective
>projected BILLIONS OF DOLLAR
>stocks gonna hit the roof in few months
>nah, I just gonna sell right here
Kek ok

>> No.23911976

Vibrations are spiritual.
Frequencies are physical.
When you die, you are divided: physical body to the soil, subtle body to the double, causal body back to Akasha (until reincarnation).
Nukes dissolves the physical and subtle bodies, killing the double in turn.
Anyone who talks shit about spiritual matters is a idiot and deserves this vaccine.

Coronavirus does not exist.
Spirit do.

>> No.23912074

>>23901577
you're not religious right anon? what are you worried about. there's no soul after all right? just take the vaccine.

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I'd be skeptical about taking this vaccine if only for the reason that it's being rushed through the FDA approval process faster than anything before it, completely bypassing all the stringent safety checks that most drugs (especially vaccines and other biologics) need to go through that take years to go through, and that's just to get approved for phase I clinical trials.
But on top of that, it's also an experimental mRNA vaccine, something that has never been approved for human use, ever. And this is what they want literally everyone to take? A vaccine that's being rushed to market? And not just any vaccine, but a whole new category of vaccine that's never been used before?

You'd have to be a complete fucking moron to actually take this thing. Especially when the wuhan flu has a practically nonexistent death rate and you're fine unless you're an octogenarian in a nursing home. Hell, most people ITT probably already had the virus at some point already, and it was either completely asymptomatic or practically asymptomatic.

>> No.23912419

>>23901577
I ain't taking that shit nigga. Fucking less than 12 months development. And even IF it was developed properly, I still wouldn't take it. My fear is the people I care about taking it. As a young, healthy person ill take the 0.06% chance tgat it kills me.

>> No.23912454

>>23901696
>take the vaccine goy

>> No.23912478

>>23901870
selling the news eh?

>> No.23912479

>>23901696
Now we know what you are doing and that it's intentional, CCP/Soros puppets.

>> No.23912490

being religious is a mental illness.

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>>23901696

>> No.23912649

>>23901758

Spiritual downloads are real. They used to be called prophets. I know and say things days or weeks ahead of Jones instinctively.

Unhindered, unmuzzled, unregulated and undamaged human being are powerful psychic and emotional mediums from the universe.

I can only imagine the Hell of some needle severing your connection to the heart and mind, the thrum of the universe and existence.

You may as well already be dead.

>> No.23913276

>>23912281
Obviously, but we aren't in a world governed by reason, are we? Profit is more important.
How is the superclass supposed to tame the cattle if it is not lobotomized?
The practice of hot iron branding of cattle for identification purposes is common.
https://yandex.com/video/preview/?filmId=6461809510287943292&from=tabbar&reqid=1605299648048218-184515429829452880400100-man2-1705&text=hot+iron+cattle

>> No.23913368

>>23910815
>tfw you’ve spent 13 years of your life on this hell website

Let me die

>> No.23913433

There won’t be a vaccine, there are no vaccines for Viruses based on RNA, except in a few very specific cases because the virus’s RNA can’t mutate without the whole thing dying, a problem the WuFlu doesn’t have.
Any company saying they have one is literally pushing fool’s gold.

>> No.23913476

>>23907063
What's up jidf

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>>23911401
>implying 4chins isn’t heavily politicized
This Chinese cartoon board is absolutely right-wing - that’s no secret - but what I appreciate is that people can say pretty much whatever shit they want. The value of expressing yourself without long-term consequence is too often overlooked and taken granted for. I love this greasy shitting street as much as I hate it

>> No.23913534

>>23901610
As a journalist, can confirm

>> No.23913692

>>23901696
you dont need the vaccine you are already an NPC

>> No.23913745

>>23901577
Honestly desu if you could feel your god before the vaccine you have neurological problems and should be in a padded room.

>> No.23914263

>>23901924
atheism is the normie religion where I live

>> No.23914331

>>23902142
>t. 110-IQ midwit

>> No.23914418

>>23902192
Inactivated is how typical vaxx works. Here they inject you with mRNA that injects itself into your DNA and then your own cells start pumping out foreign proteins

>> No.23914457

>>23908134
Masks are never going away even with a vaccine. That’s how retarded and hysteric this has become.

>> No.23914602

>>23901577
whats more likely:

mentally ill person is mentally ill

or

the jews who control the entire world found a way to put atheism in a vaccine and are going to hold you down and inject it into everyone, and only 1 person out of the tens of thousands in the trials is talking about it

>> No.23914608

>>23914418
mRNA is downstream and doesn't integrate into your DNA, but yes, it's basically hijacking your own cellular/genetic processes to make foreign proteins. It's really freaky shit, and I don't trust it at all.

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>>23914457
how long until we just have a straight-up HL2-style reproduction suppression field

>> No.23914735

>>23904183
prove it

>> No.23914763

>>23909423
Ching chong ching chong

>> No.23914801

>>23906602
Good point. Why not use the normal dead virus vaxx??

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>>23901864

>> No.23914837

>>23914801
loling at the people with high school chemistry knowledge asking questions like this

>> No.23914855

>>23908467
gmi this man invests in link

>> No.23914916

>>23913519
I agree 4chan is heavily politicized now, but this site is merely a reflection of the world around it. Nobody is fucking around for the lulz or fun on 4chan now, because lulz and fun aren't allowed on the internet as a whole in 2020. Everything is a highly controlled and censored "media platform" now where people can just block and delete everything they don't like. Something like the 2008 Chrischan sagas wouldn't be possible today thanks to sites like Twitter.

>> No.23914947

>>23901758
>110 iq
Bro are you for real? I’m 135 iq and I’m pretty much your standard fedora tipping atheist physicalist. You need to raise that threshold by at least 30 points or something

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>>23901696
>severe hangover for a week
Yeah that's brain damage buddy

>> No.23914999

>>23914602
Decide for yourself
>>23909090

>> No.23915037

>>23909090
>how religious you are is determined by your genetics
Well if god is real that doesn’t seem very fair.

>> No.23915194

Thankfully I'm gonna take the Pfizer vaccine, not the AstraZeneca one

>> No.23915269

>>23914947
he is clearly 110. king npc iq right there.

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>>23901577
YOU CAN VACCINATE MY COLD, DEAD ARM WILLIAM

>> No.23915879

>>23915037
Its not about being fair. Nature is inherently fascist.

>> No.23915919

>>23901577
But how can I profit from this?

>> No.23916108

Dont fall for the shills. God transcends anything physical, the only thing that separates you from God is the mark of the beast in revelation and that isn't doing anything to God, it is YOU choosing to separate from Him.

>> No.23916147

AstraZeneca sounds like the name of a god.

>> No.23916357

>>23915879
Who said anything about facism? I’m talking about god. You know, the guy who said “blessed are the meek, the mourners, the poor in sprit.” Not really a champion of survival of the fittest generally, at least not in a moral sense.

>> No.23916569

>>23911901
Short it to zero !?

>> No.23917095

>>23901577
Thanks bought 1 billion k

>> No.23917292

>>23916108
>the only thing that separates you from God is the mark of the beast

>> No.23917335

>>23909090
Hoax video. Been proven fake for a while now.