/biz/ - Business & Finance

MSFT and KO is the way to go

So NIO, LI, or XPEV. Which chink EV do I FOMO into?

>>23896590
sex sex sex coom argh i wm coomo.BlsskziakAkk

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

WERE GOING DOWN
ITS ALL RED

>>23896590
>Why is it called "building" when it is already built?

>>23896633
sauce?

>retards arguing that college wont make you richer
lmao, I sure love being a chadistician

>>23896590
Are my fellow CORSAIR raiders ready for the next pump? 40 USD EOY EASY MONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnHaQOhuj_s

Question. Would it actually be free money to buy puts on inverse funds? Who sells them even? Long dated puts at that

I fomo'd into GME at $15, honestly speaking, how fucked am I? Seems like it's doomed to crab

>>23896671
Holy shit anon you might be onto something

>>23896590
smg would stiff over a (((manhattan white girl)))

>>23896622
nice digits
NIO is the way

>>23896647
it's an edit

What’s the bottom for PLTR? 12? 10? I’ve got 70k leverage ready to buy in

>>23896671
>the goyim know, shut it down!

>>23896684
Like granted. Fuck even with covid spike. It's still. You would still be ok.

>>23896678
Why didn't you just FOMO in CURLF at 8$???

>>23896671
Doesn't feel like a terrible idea. Betting that something that always goes down will go down.

But then again, why not just buy calls on stocks? Those always go up, after all.

>>23896689
>4'11 absolute fucktoy

she's perfect

>>23896678
How does $9 EOY sound?

Where my MGI, and PLTR bag holders?

>>23896692
use a collar (stock + put financed by selling a call)

>>23896692
13.50

>>23896678
>Seems like it's doomed to crab
lol
you say that like it's a bad thing

that would actually be a good outcome until Q3 is here

>>23896647
Idolmaster I guess?

>>23896710
Can u explain please I have no clue how options work, so you’re saying buy a position and then buy a put in case it drops?

>>23896704
That's what I mean. Not even permabull but look at the five year on most inverse funds. Buy a bunch out outta money puts for dirt cheap and literally just wait. Will try. See ya boys when they print next year

Have you ever noticed?

Sometimes talking to your friends can be just a painful reminder of your failures and inadequacy.

And talking to a stranger can make you feel loved and understood.

>>23896660
It won’t. The vast majority of millionaires in the US make it off of real estate and small businesses. My Mexican neighbor has the nicest house on the block, barely speaks English, and has more capital than 99% of the posters here because he bought a couple beater trucks and started a landscaping company.

College is for people who want to work for someone else (aka cucks)

>>23896678
You'll be fine anon, but you'll have to wait until Q3 which is early December for some real gains.
Between now and then anything can happen though so please keep an eye on your investment.

>>23896752
Being up on BA but down on BABA is clown world level of bullshit desu

>>23896706
>built

>>23896761
Can one make it off being a chad landlord?
I've got a big public college near where I live with a lot of low income housing near it. I want to buy a street of small homes, fence it off, and turn it into a neighborhood dorm thing.

>>23896761
>go to college
>get high paying job
>stocks, land
>???
>retire early and report the wetback to ICE

i bought 3000 PLTR at 16.60 am i going to make if? am i chad yet?

>>23896761

Working for someone else will make you poor forever. Owning your own business is the way to escape NEETdom

>>23896790
>building
>>23896639

>>23896668
Little early from Christmas music but I will allow it.

>>23896738
>>23896766
Thanks bros, I'm just getting nervous because my capitals tied up and I'm missing out on moon missions like NIO

>>23896797
You’re trolling right

You bought the fucking top bro

>>23896791
All the apartments near me are retarded for the price. They want 100k for something that pays 400€ a month.
I get the value increases over time but I think I am better off just trading stocks desu

>>23896852
Is it too late to get in on NIO? Think they’ll dip soon or crab?

Is BABA going to keep tanking? Wondering when I should start buying.

I just realized tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

Should've held SQQQ overnight bois. The jews have already decided to crash the market.

>>23896852
Listen to this anon.
If you're gonna have to wait until Q3, then you might as well wait until Q4 which is when GME will moon.
In the meantime, its true, you're gonna miss some moon missions.
But guess what? There are always other moon missions. There are constantly moon missions. For fucks sake anon! GME IS a moon mission. I'm half in GME and half in PLTR and my cost basis isn't super low after averaging up!
So please, relax, it doesn't matter if the stock goes down to even $9. You'll get it back.
Check Stocktwits if you want to stay up to date.

Anyone here daytrade? I'm thinking of starting but I'm scared because my uncle was a daytrader and he killed himself, I worry it might be genetic

>>23896689
Ok do you think I should get calls or puts for earnings next week? I thought XPEV would dump on earnings and it mooned 30%+ today.

>>23896878
I don't know. It could be a Tesla situation, but I don't think it will be. Tesla is carried by Elon, I think NIO is reaching its peak.
I could be wrong though anon, so don't hate me if it keeps going up and up. I just feel like there are better places to put your money (safer).

>>23896886
What’s your reasoning for GME? I don’t see how they’re going to moon when they were on the cusp of shutting stores down not too long ago

>>23896789
>tfw bought the delayed IPO dip at 280 perfectly
>tfw just crashes from 300 to 265 a week later anyway
>>23896886
Yeah that was always the plan, I just feel shit from buying at the worst possible time honestly

>>23896796
>go to college
>acrue an enormous debt
>struggle to find work in your chosen field
>????
>work for spic in landscaping at 10/hr

fixed that for you. dream big though

>>23896882
I held, they will find a way to fuck me AND the market

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23896903
Thanks anon, I’m hesitant to buy stocks that have that kind of long term upward chart because I assume they’re either at or over their actual value. But hey like you said it could keep fuckin goin

>>23896852
That's why you should just get out. You can make it back somewhere else
PLTR has way better potential to surge than GME

>>23896879
Now probably. Honestly they keep growing and getting bigger inside and outside of China. A great vehicle for Chinese influence.

No idea why they are so low desu.
>>23896915
Many such cases probably.
And you can't even blame yourself. Like it was the great buying opportunity, you can hardly blame someone for jumping in on MSFT if it would drop to 195 for a day next week for example.

>>23896920
>acrue debt
>not getting academic scholarships
>not having parents that invested money for your education
>not graduating debt free

Ngmi

>>23896671

This is a really bad idea. If those inverse funds go to the moon you are fucked

>>23896948
I'll admit that some stocks these days don't make any sense. Zoom? Tesla? Nio? They're all insanely overvalued stocks and are borderline Ponzi schemes at this point.
NIO could go to $100 or it could dump to $30 in a week because its a Chinese stock.

Gamestop has been the #1 trending thing on google searches the last few days. Is this bearish for GME?

>>23896992
Thank god its Trending on good news or I'd be shitting my pants.

>>23896972
I went to a cheap, in-state school that my parents could afford.

No debt, fren.

>>23896879
>>23896971
Also every fucking day BABA is green in China and then we dump it back in the US.
>Futures green
OwO

>>23896992
that was just me

I just wanted to thank you NIO/PLTR chads.

>>23896992
I’m long on GME. How’d you know I had a BIG DICK and COMPRESSED CARBON hands?

>>23896920
>struggle to find work in your chosen field
Are you implying there's fields other than STEM? I thought we were talking money here.

>>23896920
>20-30k is enormous debt
Graduated Dec 2019 right before Corona
Had a $20/hr internship while in school for over a year
Company hires me for 67k/yr
Corona hits
Perma work from home
tfw work less than 10hrs a week at my house
Please tell me more about how college is a scam and trades are based

>>23897029
Compressed Carbon?
Come on Anon, get on my level.
Custom Nano-Fiber cloves with Pro-grip technology.
Don't fuck with me.

>>23896878

EV-companies are in a bubble, it could continue or it could go to zero. decide if you're a gambler and act accordingly.

>>23897044
College is a scam because it isn’t worth the squeeze for most people. Boomers make college valuable because boomers in high positions think college is a precursor to being a hardworking person. Obviously you’re a case in point to the opposite.

>>23897044


Its not even the debt..its the fucking interest on 35k in debt. You paying 150k over 10 years.

>>23897050
I don’t wear gloves. I am my own glove. You definitely have a larger position than me unless you’re swinging less than five figures

>>23897029
I just want it to get to $13ish before december so I can offload my Jan calls and get a couple april calls. I already took profit on my shares, but got greedy with my calls.

>>23897044
>based

>>23896909
where were you the past 3 months
why are you still asking to be spoonfed DD on GME lel

it's too late for you to jump in. It made more sense back in September when it was trading barely above liquidation values. They had enough cash to be at $5 cash/share (AFTER accounting for their debts). It was at the worst case a value trap, yet with short squeeze potential as we've seen with the MSFT spike
Basically like how AMC and ACB can spike up over +50% on a single positive catalyst, but unlike those two picks, GME actually has a healthy balance sheet and 2023 bonds are already trading at par. Over half of the 2021 bonds behind paid off early in December

>when they were on the cusp of shutting stores down not too long ago
if you actually do your DD on GME then you'd realize shareholders have been mad that GME hasn't been shutting down more stores fast enough the past decade

>>23897050
This is probably how GS creates price targets

>>23897044
Trades are based imo, you can't expect everyone to like computers and they pay decently well, oftentimes better than some more saturated fields like economics.

>>23897092
Have you considered that most people are retarded monkeys? That doesn't make college a bad investment, you just need to pick a non-shit major.

>>23896975
Anon. What are the chances of that being true by next year tho. If we look at the one year. Even the covid crash was right back to where sqqq should be within a few weeks. Plus I'll know my risk is only 300 per contract. Imma try it

>>23897113
Ugh, I bought more at the high $14s. I want those $20 share prices I’ve been promised ITT. I want that short squeeze.

>futures

will you fags shut the fuck up about this college shit and help me make this 20 bucks back?

Should I run the wheel on PLTR? I’m poor so I can’t really run the wheel on a stock that’s $20+. Are the premiums for it any good?

Holy shit guys we are all being psy-oped. The pandemic is fake and Trump actually won the election. Short China, buy vaccines, expect unrest. this is our opportunity to make some funding money.

>>23897203
>flyover girls

not even once

>>23897167

You could sell them but who is going to buy them with everyone knowing how these thing decay?

Is there a market? Try and let us know

>>23897044
Trades aren't based. These fags are lying. I work my dick in the dirt. Knees pop. Neck creaks. Am 30. And when the light hits the construction site just right. You can see the shit in the air thicker than if you tossed baby powder all around you. It can't be good to breathe in for 35 years. No one in my hall lives long lives. Were literally trading 10-20 years of our lives to be "lol no need diploma". Unfortunately I have both tho

>>23897217
Hello where are the proofs?

>>23897115
I won't recommend getting in GME to new investors or impatient ones or they'll get burned. The market manipulation on the stock is crazy to keep it suppressed. It will take a catalyst to shoot it up. That catalyst could happen at any time. But in the meantime this shit is boring as fuck haha.

>>23897203
Yo is that crackhooker anon?

>>23897142
Then why does the university offer shit majors? The economy has changed and universities havent. Simple as.

>>23896660
>implying i'm not better than you in every way

>>23897203
>20$
kekd

>>23897253
Supply and demand. For every dreaming writer, artist, or whatever, college will be there to pat them on the back before shoving them into the real world.

>>23897285
True. However, there’s always money to be made in every profession. Perhaps colleges should teach to that, that is if the goal is to make money.

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>>23896801
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>>23896920
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>>23897005
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>>23897285

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. THIS IS /SMG/. GO FUCK YOURSELVES. THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS RUN ON CAPITALISM AND FOCUSES ON GROWTH AND PROFITS. THEY DO NOT EXIST TO FUCKIN' MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER, THEY EXIST TO MAKE MONEY. SOME PEOPLE BENEFIT, SOME PEOPLE DON'T. IN THE LONG RUN IT IS FUCKING ALL OF US. NOW SHUT.THE. FUCK. UP. YOU. FUCKING. FAGGOTS.


>>23896924
Fuckin' based SMG. To be honest, they will. The way it works is that for every so much it goes up, it has to go down even more. At least that's how I keep getting fucked on SQQQ and UVXY.

>>23897220
You can find those anywhere, not just flyovers.

Ive made back every dime Ive lost since March with BTC

>>23897253
So they can make more money. Failed students have to go back and take classes again. Broken window economics. Also so profs can blackmail their students. Oh hey you wanna pass? You gotta sucka sucka

>>23897185
>I want those $20 share prices I’ve been promised ITT. I want that short squeeze.
>just give me a 2x lol
dude do you ever realize how deluded you sound?
is anyone in /smg/ actually capable of having an outlook longer than 3 months

well you might just be in luck you impatient greedy dumbass
someone wrote 20K deep ITM puts at a $17 strike for 12/18, you're free to speculate on what that will mean for GME

Someone put around $30 million in collateral to buy GME shares at $17. Someone also bought those puts to hedge or as lotto tickets on GME going even lower

>>23897326
The markets have been straight crypto since June.

Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

>>23897352

The Crypto KING himself said its over

>>23897353
And the next week, they're out on the boardwalk again, and looking for a bear or bull, except here comes the

FUCKING
WEEDY
UGLY
RETARDED
CRAB
AGAIN

and it does its stupid fucking shuffle down the boardwalk, and the townsfolk are angry. They throw trash at it and boo, "GO HOME CRAB" but the crab doesn't care because it's a crab and even if it wasn't it'd still be too stupid too understand. And this happens the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that.

The townsfolk are devestated by this. Watching this crab is boring as hell compared to the bears or bulls. Some try to make do; they bet on how many times the crab will trip, or if it'll meander too far to one side of the walk. But their hearts just aren't in it anymore.

Months go by. The town dejectedly shuffles to the parade route, expecting nothing but the crab again. Then, in the distance, they hear it.

The sound of hoofs.

A horde of bulls charges in, men dressed like gauchos on their backs cheering and whooping. The crowd is estatic. Even the bear supporters are enthused, because at least it's not that fucking crab again. Kids buy balloons, fireworks go off, ticker tape everywhere. The town goes to sleep that night and has pleasant dreams.

The next week, they go back to the boardwalk, and guess who comes down the street?

THE
FUCKING
RETARD
CRAB

>>23897310
Dude, I know. That’s what I’ve been arguing the whole time. Maybe, to justify the investment, the purpose should be to make money.

I majored in history. Please, hurl your invective at me... now.

>>23897237
as long as they just buy shares

$15 was risky, but $11 is just back to arguably bankrupty valuations. Unlike September, there's the MSFT partnership this time. Big players are gobbling up around the $10 range because that MSFT deal is probably worth more than the company itself
Like MSFT would do this deal with Gamestop if they'll just go bankrupt only for the MSFT revenue sharing to be taken over my Walmart or something

RIP to all the November calls though

>>23897253
>Retards with the capacity to put their ass in massive debt they'll never be able to pay off as an african pottery teacher
You really expect universities to not jump on that? There's tons of risk-free government money here.

Shit I'd offer native american ballet classes if I could get dumb 18yr olds to pay me 70k each

>>23897310
Lmao I'm not saying it isn't a scam or over priced one bit. Just saying skilled trades sucks dick too. Plenty of days I wish I was in a office doing stupid shit. Plenty of days I also feel free to literally do what I want when I want.

>>23897217
Legit this time? I dont want to go on /pol/ cause then I get stuck on their for hours reading their bullshit lol

>>23897328
Broken windows is policing, not economics (afaik).

post my face when i wake up

Listen up, faggots. I have a master's and spent nearly a decade in academics before I got the fuck out of there. I got a god damn fucking nigger faggot degree and so I taught until I got the fuck out. It's all charades. You guys don't even KNOW what fuckery goes on behind the scenes. My favorite example:

did you know every college needs certain diversity credits? And that it's not by department or by degree, but by the WHOLE UNIVERSITY? THAT'S WHY THEY PUSH THE FUCKING FAGGOT MAJORS. Every faggot credit a Gender Studies major takes is one less a business or pre-med student has to take.

They ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY. The whole thing is fucked. YOU ARE NOT BUYING AN EDUCATION, YOU ARE BUYING A DEGREE. Granted, you can get an education, but that costs extra. But you know what? The whole thing needs to get gradually dumber because THEY ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO FAIL SO MANY STUDENTS. If a department or college fails too many students they get put on probation (and potentially shut down). What do they do? Make the professors better? Hire consultants? FUCK NO. THAT COSTS FUCKING MONEY. THEY JUST MAKE THE CLASSES SO FUCKING EASY A WEIGHTED BLANKET COULD PASS THEM.

Fuck, you guys are so frustrating. Go kill yourselves, please.

>>23897345
I can’t look at puts and calls because I don’t have $20k : (

>>23897374
>being this butthurt about giving me premium

Buy my options again goy

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>>23897423
those are just quotes from yahoo

College will make me rich fuck you guys

kys tranny

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>>23897447

you go to college to make friends and meaningful relationships you absolute retards

everything else is extra

>>23897389
YOU WENT TO COLLEGE TO MAKE MONEY? You are a fucking idiot. College doesn't make money, you make money. The thing is, if you can get a degree from a good college (LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GPA. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THE COLLEGE), then you can have more doors open up for you.

If you want to get a degree because you enjoy the subject? That's a little based. It's a fuckin' huge expense, but you may get something out of it.

>>23897400
GO FUCK YOURSELF, FAGGOT. GET AN OFFICE JOB THEN, YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN. IT IS LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING TO DO. STOP COMPLAINING AND EITHER IMPROVE YOUR LIFE OR END IT.

>>23897447
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE YOURSELF RICH. AGAIN, YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR AN EDUCATION YOU ARE PAYING FOR A DEGREE. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

pic not related.

>>23897461
Takes a tranny to know a tranny, tranny

>>23897408

>>23897395
No, I get it. I understand all of it . What I’m saying is, high school/secondary school, even IB and AP, bachelors humanities degrees and EVERYTHING you can major in including STEM doesn’t teach how to maximize profit and compete. There aren’t even street smart 101’classes on how to do simple marketing or how to start your own business.

DID ANYONE ITT TAKE A “HOW TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS” CLASS IN BUSINESS SCHOOL?

>>23897488
YOU ARE A FAGGOT. GO TO CHURCH, JOIN A CLUB, LITERALLY ANYTHING. Fuck you. You're part of the reason why the education system is fucked. IT'S NOT A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP SYSTEM, IT'S AN EDUCATION SYSTEM.

>>23897418
Man this happened at my uni with my masters (Data Sci.) for the new class. They suddenly set up a diversity meme office and admitted roughly twice as many applicants. Needless to say they're bottom of the barrel retards.

Still, STEM pays a fuckton.

Can we stop talking about college?

we need a collage fag free /smg/ too many stupid fucking college kids here nowadays talking about liberal investments like abortion clinics or fag clothing lines

>>23897052
I would like to see the ev chart compared to the 2000 chart

>>23896761
>College is for people who want to work for someone else (aka cucks)

college is great if you go into stem. if you just want to get going community college is even better.

the average yokel isn't going to be able to start a business and make it, unless they're an illegal immigrant operating an illegal under the table business, while simultaneously getting welfare from the government, like the example you gave.

get a degree in a good field and you have a secured future and the freedom to take those risks.

but anyway, this is a fox and the grapes situation and you're bitter

>>23897529
WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ANGRY FUCKING CUNT ANON

are there college stocks now? wtf is this thread

>>23897555
I just filtered them all I don't need to see a bunch of fucking losers arguing about muh college

I didn't realize /biz/ turned into /b/ as soon as the word college is dropped.

>>23897536
Yeah, some STEM. The thing is though, everyone thinks they're the exception and they are going to be SO FUCKING RICH. But of all the rich people I've met, they all came from money. Major in STEM and you will have a comfortable, middle-class life. If you can go to a GREAT college, you might make it; otherwise, it is best to remember that everyone (except three idiots) majors in STEM and the income is never as good as you think it is.

If you want a surefire job, go into a field with high income AND high turnover rates AND you are uniquely qualified for. Best example: nursing.

Bitches become nurses, but fucking hate it. Everyone of them does. It can destroy your life and I am NOT being fucking hyperbolic. If you are a based as fuck dude who doesn't give a shit? You can make bank. Seriously. Women are too fucking weak to do shit, and so men in the field have a huge advantage. Only problem is that your job will fucking SUCK because you have to work with fucking room temp IQ females all day.

Oh, and the degree is easy as fuck if you aren't an idiot. The reason it's "hard" is because it's all women and this is the only "STEM" field that they COMPLETELY dominate.

>>23897573
BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING TRIGGERED ME WITH YOUR ABSOLUTEL FUCKERY. NONE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON AND IT IS BUGGING THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF ME. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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>>23897374
Absolutely based and crabpilled

ITT: triggered highschool dropouts

>>23897557
shut your mouth, tradie. the adults are speaking here.

>>23897598
it's afterhours, this place is a circlejerk of the same 50 anons
and there's nothing to talk about since it's afterhours. what did you expect?

btw here is someone getting an orgasm

>>23897640
I didn't go to trade school str8 to retail at the age of 18 now I'm 25 and run a store

>fuck arguing about college

Instead let us focus on

>futures

>>23897657
just day trade your wagieslaves ya doofus.

Oil going down it's a false pump AAAAAAAAAAAA my mro options

When will BABA hit the bottom? I'm not understanding why the market is bearish on it right now

>>23896660
based statsbros. pandas or R?

>>23897597
How do i filter them. Like i care about reading that college elitists opinion.

>>23897696
I think it did now. I don't see it dropping lower unless people are retarded

>>23897631
Fucking KEK

>Be le ebin male nurse
>do the work the whores "are too weak to do oh my god anon youre so strong haha"
>get paid shit
>change diapers and maybe give a few pills
>all while being cucked by doctors

Damn bro that sounds rad. Friend of mine is actually a super duper peepeepooper male nurse and I make 3x what he does while working from home

What’s a good way for me to lose money tomorrow?

>>23897721
buying anything I own

>>23897598
Markets closed. Only thing we can talk about is crab fanfic erotica and anime

>>23897721
Buy something I own. Short things I don't own

>>23897718
side note are all female nurses sluts?

>>23897710
This is how you do it with 4chanX. I don't know how to do it the regular way.

>>23897697
Im >>23896660
I've only used R on smaller datasets. Pandas has much better support for working on shit like hdfs

Boys go to college to get more knowledge ya dingus

>>23897729
>>23897735

It could be worse. At least to not bagholding oil in the chance that Trump pulls a rabbit out of a hat and wins.

>>23897761
Thx fren

>>23897748
Half of them are fat latinas so probably, yeah.

>>23897763
I'm still in an M.S. program coming from a completely different field. Tips for getting my foot in the door in the field? Was thinking about doing some db dev shit to get my feet wet–I figure that's the easiest part of the datasci workflow to get experience in.

>>23897777
checked and np

>>23897721
go to the casino and bet it all on 00

>>23897777
based kindness

>>23897418
Have a PhD and threw away a decade of my life to academia, and I'm from one of the "good" math-heavy majors. Listen to this anon, he's absolutely right. They really don't give a shit about you, they care about your money and your money alone. All the smiling ethic faces on their brochures, the pointless virtual signalling over whatever leftist Twitter is pissy about this week, it's all a smoke screen. They only care about getting more money. That's it.

>>23897631
Holy shit this is me. I’m a murse a male nurse

Took a 2 year degree and make 40 an hour right now. I only work 30 hours and count as full time. Every job has given me rave reviews for just showing up and not being a cunt.

Every time I move to a new position I get 3-5 raises. The docs I work with are all based and enjoy working together as I’m not a dumb dramatic retard.

10/10 would recommend nursing

With OT I’ve made just under 100k with a degree that cost me 18k

Top ducking KEK

How high is PLTR going tomorrow?

>>23897838
How does $13.50 sound?

>>23897203
>banging women over 100 lbs...ever.

You sound like a GME @ $15 bag holder desu

>>23897825
do you ever feel cucked by the doctors?

>>23897848
Great, I need to dig myself out of this 11/20 13c I sold

>>23897718
That geriatric stuff

I work in acute care and recovery room.

The people keeping your ass alive are nurse the docs maybe see you for 30 seconds after the surgery. Who you get as a nurse post op matters almost as much as the surgeon.

I’ve seen a retard fem-anon miss so much blatant stuff and almost kill people it’s not even funny.

>>23897825
Because they know you won't get pregnant and leave, so they're desperate to keep you.

>>23897838
About tree fiddy

>>23897854
Literally never we chill outside of work

One of them is a traveler/temp doc we visit each other out of state and exchange scotches.

Doesn’t matter what level you’re on if you’re a bro and show you’re not a retard they won’t ever try to cuck you as you’re making their life easier by not calling them for retarded shit.

Ex. If I’m calling a doc they know they really need to be there ASAP.

god i wish i never went to college just worked my ass off as a wage cuck and invested super early, i would have started buying the 2008 dip and all the meme tech stocks that went up 10,000%

>>23897710
>>23897777
filtering people is great some days it works really well. But I think some peoples uniqueID constantly changes.. I think this is the case for my ID.. idk. Maybe its because of variable ip adress?

>PLTR average at 14.90
did I make a mistake

>>23897825
where do you work though
i've interacted with nurses in a long-term care before and they seem to hate their job and are very tired in general

>>23897825
Most of my friends are female nurses.

They all tell me the only male nurses are faggits.

Is this true?

>>23897917
probably yes

>>23897488

no, I got o college to learn signal processing, data analysis and machine learning.
if I make any friends its an extra.

>>23897106
>4% interest on my 35k = 150k over 10 years
You're right, college isn't for everyone

>>23897932
b-but /smg/ said it was going to 100 by end of next year

>>23897721
Buy more XOM and DAL, then post losses

>>23897793
Know your stats and probability. Seeing my undergrad prob books on the desks of trained professionals at the largest bank in my country made me very sad. I personally liked Penn states STAT online material during undergrad.

Try working on toy datasets. Add them as independent work. Hardly matters.

Consider colab pro

>>23897912
ID can change if you phone post on data and if you post in a different thread. I wipe my filter list after every thread.

>>23897917
Short term? Probably. Just buy the dip if you can afford to average down, sell a covered call at a strike you're comfortable selling at if you have 100 shares or more, or just hold.

>>23897917
when will you guys learn that buying into FOMO is a terrible idea? make money off the fomo retards and dip with whatever profit you can get away with.

>>23897944
yeah maybe but probably lower first.. I'd say you'll be ok if you are holding shares

>>23897944
wow you sound very smart

>>23897560

Shiller PE was 40 during dot com bubble.
We are not there yet for the broad market but we do have a lot of companies trading at PE 100 because they are in the new hot sector.
this is worriesome to say the least.

>futes recoovering

How does SPY 358 EOD tomorrow sound?

>>23897944
The smg way is to buy high and sell low. Fulfill the prophecy

>>23897957
Well I FOMO'd into NIO and I'm up 100% and I avoided buying PLTR at 15.5-16 you gotta give me that, I at least waited for some sort of dip

>>23897919
Yeah ltc is fucking dull as shit

I work in post anesthesia so any surgery ortho, valve replacement, general surgery back etc we recover as send to their respective units when they are stable.

It’s different every day and takes a fair bit of specialized knowledge when it comes to anesthesia, nerve blocks, heart rhythms etc etc.

We also act as ICU overflow so we’ve had gunshot wounds etc etc

With my experience I could go to icu, interventional radiology, crna school (they made that a fucking phd now crazy)

To the other anon yes nurse are 100% all sluts when I wasn’t married I fucked everyone. Then I’d move jobs when it got to dramatic and get a raise,

>>23897345
I put in orders for thousands of ITM put credit spreads the last couple days but I was too greedy with the credit and they never filled.

>>23896790
>clown makeup

>>23897979
>futes recovering
lmao wait till EU opens

Am I going to make it?

>>23897954
I feel pretty good about my stats & probability, and I already host a number of my projects on github–a lot of it was data I gathered/mined myself. I come from teaching, so it's really hard to convince employers that I know what I'm doing with 0 data-related work experience.

>>23898024
what am i looking at?

>>23897917
Holding something like PLTR before earnings is gambling
>>23897979
But it's easier to make money when the line is red :^)

>>23898029
>have you tried getting a degree?

looking very weak. more red tomorrow

>>23898053
I'm in an M.S. for Data Science/Applies Stats, so yes.

>>23898054
perfect. Buying day tomorrow confirmed

>>23898054
nigger it's not even -0.2%

quit this stupid overact bullshit

>>23898068
no money left IT'S ALL GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23897696

political risk, China is coming up with some anti-monopoly rules. on top of that you have the Ant Group fiasco.
consider buying SPY instead of stockpicking if you arent even gonna bother following your companies.

>>23897775
Holding oil feels like the bag of the century desu
I mean why invest in an industry that is on the decline? Consumption is still rising but everyone wants to get rid of it.

It's like investing in horses in 1870. Sure there is still an increasing amount, but people slowly want other means of transportation and the railroad is slowly coming to every small place around.

>>23897991
I dunno personally I try to get out WELL before peak optimism. For every NIO (up until now), dozens fail. Plus, not even XPENG has shown to be profitable. I don't trust Chinese companies to last at all

>>23898018
When even does EU open?

>>23898018
London, Frankfurt and friends are actually quite reasonable places desu.
If anything the US is the FUD market. Conversely the US is also the pumpers, so it's not like I'm complaining.

>>23898029
Damn I wasnt expecting teaching haha.
If your ms program requires a thesis/capstone project and you do a good job then you shouldnt have an issue I think.

>>23898140
It's a miracle I made it through my math courses. Thanks for the advice anon

>>23898083
How did you lose all of your money? Even DENN was a winner this week

>>23898041
The status on my unsold positions.

>>23898155
Cheers anon, and good luck. Dont forget that logistic regression and trees should always be your go-to regardless of how fancy NNs are.

>>23898050
PLTR... a weak ass pansy company run by a PHILOSOPHY major

2020 was actually the best year of my life money wise

>>23898159
I mean I don't have any spare cash but it's been a red week for me. I need a good green week to sell everything and re-evaluate things

>>23896590
Why is there 3dpd in the OP?

>>23898207
>3dpd
hi welcome to /smg/, newfren

Share with me your super secret strategy, /smg/.

>>23898024
u bought in sqqq a little high but hey fuk it bro

>>23898246
>Smoke cannabis
>Get High
>Cannabis Stocks get High as I get high
Igmi

>>23896678
bruh, gme is literally going to 20 at least eoy dont worry.
We are going to see some serious revenue from ps5 and xbox

>>23898246
If you see the entire thread bullish on something, buy puts.

>>23898207
Because you have like 12 other boards dedicated to anime

>>23898267
stocks only go up if the revenue is terrible now

hello. how has everyone been

>>23898261
I bought a couple hundred bucks into MSOS, a completely US-based company cannabis ETF. Think that was a good play? Which companies are you invested in?

>>23898182
You take me for a virgin lad?

>>23898303

>>23898302
good, gonna buy a gpu with money i got from betting on the election

PLTR have a good quarter?

GME literally 800% growth in e-commerce and people still not buying, the fuck

>>23898281
Nigga its an anime website

>>23898303
MSOS is a really good etf. You will see slow but progressive gains as the market is volatile in december.

>>23898221


Sauce?

>>23898078
It's literally the end, Anon. Back to writing death poems as we speak.

The sun shining down on pinks wojak's bliss
The autumn wind blows gently, the red candles kiss
Our margins called. Our funds negative.
At least we tried.

>>23896639
This isn't a building though

What is it?

A parking garage

They built it?

Yeah

It's a building

>>23898370
>It's a building what? What is it building?
Just call all buildings builts.

>>23898344
-1.40 EPS on Q2, what do you expect? It is still very uncertain, especially on Q3
if Q3 cannot beat -0.85, GME is still fucked because they cannot repeat the same tricks they did earlier this year to clean up their balance sheet
Even Nordstrom expects to be positive EPS on their earnings soon

if they cannot even give a guidance on Q3, then bail out of GME

>>23896692
we might see one more red day but i doubt itll last long, pltr is only heading up in the next few months

>>23898136
around 2 AM CT for me

Will PLTR dump tommorow again please?

>>23898207
Because some of us are retartet
That said the 3DPD posters usually are three figure sperglords, unlike us 16 figure 2D Chad anime girls

>>23898182
Logistic regression and regular decision trees are pretty low level virgin algos. They're easy and fast to implement, sure, but if you have sufficient computational power and time then Gradient Boosted Machines are where it's at dawg. Actually running a gridsearch on XGBoost as I type this.

NN's are nice but they're more for visual/audio data.

>>23896878
once you look into the deal nio has with the CCP, youll want to put more and more into it

Nio is done running right? I bought puts when it was at 48 today... it has to come down, right anons?

>>23898436
Anon, I...

>>23897838
probably around 17

SPY FUTES ARE POSITIVE

360 EOW CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO MY CALLS ARE SAVED

>>23898393
What do you even mean, GME will have positive EPS this quarter wait and see. Not for nothing they are literally paying debt early.

>>23898436
You are fucking done for kiddo

what reverse we buying if biden goes through with this lockdown business.

>>23898426

Im so sick of you faggots shilling NIO

anything involving the CCP right now is extremely high risk..not reward.

Dont buy this garbage. Its literally chinese garbage

>>23898494
uvxy

>>23898475
I haven't noticed futes to accurately predict the next day. I mean, SPY definitely is triple topping right now, right? I'm expecting it to go back down to the 325 range by the end of next week, and I doubt it will climb tomorrow. Good luck though.

>>23898453
B-BAKANA! HOW CAN HE STILL PUMP! I DESTROYED HIM!

>>23898477
you do realize that Q3 only goes up to October, right?
the hope for Q3 is that they give a guidance this time unlike Q2. Or if they use up their remaining share buybacks

Q3 itself being positive is very much up in the air. Lack of foot traffic is really bad for GME

>>23898520
SPY will literally never go below 350 again. The algos won’t allow it. Calls are free money.

Thoughts on FSR?
Is it fucked cause it’s not CCP garbage?

Lockdowns won’t do anything. Masks and “social distancing” obviously don’t do anything. It’s here, it’s going to kill grandma. Let it do it’s thing and get on with our lives. Get the vaccine if your really worried.

>>23898548
Shifting to Biden presidency
Mango man contesting and throwing a fit
Potentially going back to lockdowns
COVID Winter confirmed
A sell off could very well happen and we hit 320 again
It will recover much more quickly this time though

>you need to overpay some fucktard to teach you something that you can learn on your own for free.

Gf got a degree and it literally changed nothing in her job. I have no degree and make more doing less work.

>>23898499
What are you so mad about?

>>23898549
FSR is great and Henrik Fisker designed good cars including one of the first Tesla's, his business plan is solid too and not reddit centered like Elon's

>>23898580

I would agree except theres no vaccine yet bro. Not a single one in distribution or approved..so lockdowns are neccessary for the time being

>>23898588
I honestly never thought that I just want mango men to fuck off and stop being a bother to Biden at some point. But here we are. The sooner he concedes, the better.

>>23898613

>>23898593
>anecdotal
Statistically, people with degrees are better off
Just don’t be a retard and pick something useful
You can also now cheat on Zoom University much easier

>>23898613
Yeah. We need 50% unemployment rates and a Great Depression. That way Google can take over the government. Great post

Im about to film the next episode of the /smg/ video update. I will post it ASAP.

>>23898647
basado

Should I sell my moderna shares today?

>>23898647
also please continue to use the notebook. it adds to the charm

>>23898629
based, This is why Biden won't actually go into a second full lockdown. The wheels of the economy will be greased with blood if needed, but it must keep moving to keep ((them)) who ride it happy.

Night frens
Night Mumus
Night Bobos
Night Snabby
Night Snibby
Night futures

>>23898647
Based. Post it an hour after open though.
Then we are all here. Right now it's dead and I'm going to ved

>>23898601

You faggot niggers trying to sell literal high risk garbage to gullible anons.

i have about 1k in USD rn. should i convert it to CAD and buy a gold exploration company or let you guys shill me something

>>23898620
Weak

>>23898613
go back

>>23898737
don't be stupid and park it in an ETF–you're too poor to do some yolo shit like options trading or take risks on specific companies. keep a good portion of cash as buying power in case an opportunity presents itself.

>>23898720
bunny.

>>23898737
AUN.V

>>23898777
I should have mentioned that was *available* cash, I have ~18k CAD total invested.

The trips of truth cannot be argued with though

>>23898798
I will check it out, ty anon

futures starting to bleed. big red candle forming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23898136

4 hours from your post.

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here's something: to what extent does everyone do FA? Do you follow Graham's formula, just look at MC/stock price and P/E ratio, something different? Maybe you follow Shkreli's advice and break it down autistically down to the paperclip on a company desk?

>>23898942
company makes profit and has future growth (not like a REIT) = yey put money in it

simple as

>>23898942

I'm looking for value. mostly PE but its not the only factor I use.

Recently I found a company which traded at PE16 and grew their earnings 25% yearly. Obviously very cheap, I made 40% on that company in like 2 months.

Other stuff I picked up recently is a cooper miner trading at PE12, positive earnings trend, 3% yield, likely to make more money when economy recovers and demand for industrial metals strengthen.

I'm looking for a combination of factors.

holy shit lads I just realized NIO is 30% of portfolio now due to how hard it has run up... it's gonna keep pooomping right?

>>23898845
>>23898901
You bastards. Made me look.

Will line go down? My pink wojak folder now has 57 different pics in it and I'm itching to post

Anyone else feel the stock market in general is no longer bullish?

>>23899017
you are like a child, mine has 237

>>23899031
I don't save every single one, I am picky

>>23899031
>>23899017

babies.
my folder has merely one.
the ultima wojack

>>23899031
You fucking liar I see the same pink wojaks always posted in this thread

>>23897825
Very nice. I'm a male psych nurse myself and it's based af. I also got a 2 year degree that cost me 20k. Now I get 85k a year at state psych hospital and I literally don't do shit. Psych nursing is a redpilled career. Fuck the "skills", I'd rather get paid more and do less work than a typical medsurg RN.

>>23898942
I only swing trade, no long hodl. However, I do like to do some FA before selecting a stock to trade just because I think good fundamentals give the stock some buoyancy and a modicum of protection against the dreaded bad news gap down blood fountain. Stuff I always check:
-P/E, P/B, EPS, debt and cash position relative to competing companies in the same sector
-Recent earnings record. Over the past couple years have they mostly beat, mostly missed, or a mix? If needed will I feel okay with holding through an earnings call?
-general assessment of the health of whatever the sector is and whether there are any major catalysts upcoming that could result in difficult to predict volatility

That's pretty much it. Also I will not trade anything with a long term bearish or flat trend. Line has to be trending up long term otherwise I don't wanna play.

>>23898647
But it's not Friday yet

>>23899047
Based quality over quantity anon

>>23899050
May I see it?

>>23899069
I don't come here often and when I do, I usually just lurk

>>23899124

no.
you will only see it if GME crashes below $10.

>>23899143
for the sake of you and many other anons, I hope never to see it then

>>23899111
based swing traders. do you bother with fibonacci analysis?

if you pick companies with spreadsheets and numbers i can promise you will not make money

HD chads what’s the move here

>>23899189
I just flip a coin. I have a surprisingly high level of accurately making good picks with this method which is retarded

>>23899188
>fibonacci
I dabbled for a while and didn't find it helpful. I don't think fibinachos are bad and belong in the garbage. More neutral take or leave. I understand why some people like them.

Smelliot waves are bad and belong in the garbage.

>>23899189

I make plenty
if you buy only the latest pump and dump you will eventually get burned hard.

>>23899229
many philosophical implications in these pics you're posting. I expected no less from a swingbro

>>23899242
Gondola is a good character.

which kind of etf is best to hold?
oil?

FRESHLY
>BAKED
>>23899292
>>23899292
>>23899292
>>23899292
>>23899292

>>23899296
MTUM

>>23897310
The fact that student loans cannot be cleared through bankruptcy makes it the single worst investment of all time. No different from indentured servitude.

>>23897366
Crypto is the only salivation. Put in as much as possible in the top coins. This is your generation's internet.

>>23899022
I'm looking at the 1st week of December as being a negative 5% kind of week.

1) last month for Trump's capital gains tax

2) MASSIVE MASSIVE amount of cases of the virus via Thanksgiving & Black Friday.

Should be 2 decent cayalsts for a sell off.

>>23896761
Lmfao thats retarded have you met any actually rich people? Ive never met someone with a 5 million+ net wortj that didnt have a degree, and most of those had a postgraduate credential like MBA, jd, msc etc

>>23898024
>CLSK
one day, brother

>>23899143
it must be pretty hard to crash below 10... it was 9 before msft and debt pay. I dont see it going past 11 desu