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I have a thousand dollars and a Robin Hood account. What do I do?

>> No.23874931

>>23874821
>money
>stock market
>$1000
>robin hood
>fast
please be bait

>> No.23874946

>>23874821
Short gamestop. New Xbox ones are spontaneously combusting and normie traders dont know yet cause they arent vidya

>> No.23875041

Never been into stocks since 2015 or so, but what's wrong with Robin hood? It seems okay

>> No.23875305

>>23874821
>stock market
>fast

ummmm.

DIA fixes this.

>> No.23875328
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23875328

>>23874821
>make money fast
>stocks
No anon, you want stonks. Go buy some and then gamble with them. 50/50 chance you double your money.

stonks.fi

>> No.23875341

>>23874821
go to wallstreetbets....

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23875383

>>23875341
Reddit.........ew

>> No.23875415

>>23875383
go all in on 0 day spy calls after the theta decay and sell by eod

>> No.23875424

>>23874931
kys newfaggot

>> No.23875440

>>23874821
Buy DAL
Thank me later

>> No.23875452

>>23875041
Nothing's wrong with it. Just pretentious crypto fags. It is a bad app for day trading though.

>> No.23875561

>>23874821
Put all of it in $CRSR.

They are taking over the advanced vidya gamer market.

>> No.23875992

>>23875452
What's a better day trading app?

>> No.23876023

>>23874821
Just put it all in apple bro. Only good company that isn’t overvalued

>> No.23876111

tech calls
find a tech company and buy OTM calls right before earnings

>> No.23876645

>>23874821
Go all in TELL before deal is announced.

>> No.23876712

>>23874821
Buy kneepads and start sucking.

>> No.23876734

>>23875424
Shut the fuck up boy dont make me fuck your asshole shut

>> No.23876752

>>23874946
>New Xbox ones are spontaneously combusting
That’s faggots blowing vape smoke into the console to go viral on social media. It’s already been exposed as fake.