/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for we're all gonna make it

cunny

So I finally got cash in my account. Should I buy LEAPS on PLTR? I'm thinking something between 80 and 90 delta. Would that limit price fluctuations if it drops on earnings?

>Hedge fund manager Bill Ackman has put on another bet that companies will struggle to pay their debts, just eight months after he cashed in a $2.6bn profit from a similar trade at the start of the pandemic.

>The founder of Pershing Square told attendees at the Financial Times’ Dealmakers conference on Tuesday that markets had once again become too complacent about the coronavirus.

>At the start of this week he put on a new trade hedging his equity exposure with insurance against corporate defaults, he said.

>“I hope we lose money on this next hedge,” Mr Ackman said. “We’re in a treacherous time generally and what’s fascinating is the same bet we put on eight months ago is available on the same terms as if there had never been a fire and on the probability that the world is going to be fine.”

- from the FT

i rate this BULLISH because it might cause jerome to start pumping again

>>23850993
Don't cry little girl. Everything is going to be alright.

>>23851017

>Buy Nasdaq brother
>BUT ALSO
>Buy JNJ and a bunch of fucking banks for some reason
That's what you S&P fags sound like.

I want to sell covered calls but I'm afraid of getting exercised and some jew getting his grubby hands on my shares. What's the super secret pro strat?

>>23851061
buy calls instead

Did I say anything in this thread yet?

Reposting for night time /smg/ crowd
OC:
https://youtu.be/UPn30DjN1Ns
Made with love. Good luck these next few weeks.
[Warning: Ear Rape at the End]

>>23851059
JNJ and big banks are great, what's wrong, are you allergic to COMFY?

>>23851061
wheel aka
>sell covered call
>collect premium
>get assigned
>sell cash secured put
>collect premium
>get assigned
>repeat until you inevitably fuck it up

How do I invest in dubs?

>>23851076
Guess not. I don't have anything valuable to say anyway

>>23851023
PLTR and hold for 5 years.

bought the CRSR dip today and it feels fucking GOOD

>>23851042
>using FB, Snap, Insta, etc

Yeah, I'm thinking we're at the top boys. Time to pack it up. Should we move to Tor now?

>>23851099
you don't need any forward guidance from /smg/

checked

>>23851084
Yeah man make sure to diversify that BND with some TLT...

What the fuck is a broker

>Muh triple top
>Muh DIX below 40
>Muh this rally is unsustainable

Amazon owns the ring doorbell camera system. A bunch of them recently caught fire.

>Coup attempt
>Covid worse than ever

Are we about to take a big red dildo?

>>23851121
something that makes you broke

>>23851099
> 99 No dubs
> HH ID dubs
The rare double dub. Checked.

PUMP IT

LOUDAH

>>23851104
Ya but what I'm saying is should I get it tomorrow? The LEAP I'm looking to buy as dropped 1.00 since I've looked at it. Then again that was the day it jumped to 15.50.

>>23851121
a margin dealer

>HERES HOW MUCH INVESTING $500 IN X COMPANY WOULD BE WORTH NOW!!!

why do they always write these type of articles

>>23851144
>double dubs
observed

>>23851198
to get more smart money in the market obviously

>>23851198
well i kind of understand why because the majority of people don't understand compound interest and the consequences of it

really

Tankerfag here, shill me on the next big bag.

>>23851230
My balls

The market took a general shat today. Meanwhile He was up 1.98%. The divvy is safe and fat, a nice 0.52 x 4 last time I checked. The yield is still 7.20%. COVID-19 is almost history with the cure rolling out in waves soon. You know what that means? Movies and shows coming at you like mad.. Profit for Him being raked in by the sack plus a little thing called 5G also rolling out nationwide. That fat bandwidth will be consumed like crack. After all how else will you watch your 8k films and conduct your HD video chats with zero lag?

Danish farmers dumping dead minks all over highways now

>>23851270
based

>>23851270
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/minskymoment.asp#:~:text=Minsky%20Moment%20refers%20to%20the,leads%20to%20a%20market%20crash.
>MINSKY MOMENT
>MINKS killed in mass
Coincidence??

>>23851145
YES COME ON

>>23851165
BESTAUBT SIND DIE GESICHTER

>FUTURES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do we think there's a legit chance of a GME short squeeze now, or have the shorts had too much time to cover?

>>23851255
yes i bought some T today, a faint but warm smile broke across my face as i clicked "buy"

>>23851270
Based farmers spreading the new strain of covid. Last time we had a mutation, the european strain, it had a better R0 rate than the original chinese strain. Can't wait to see this one with ending up being a R0 of 5.

>>23851327
>>23851337
they're making the same face

>>23851270
this is bullish for the DAX

>market's closed, pump it
>commence the dumping at 4 AM EST

>>23851375
>Not this time, Bog

>>23851361
If they've been dead for a while though wouldn't the virus be dead as well?

>BABA down 7% in chinese market

i just finished reading the article i posted an excerpt from at the top of the thread. this is the end of it

>Pershing Square placed its new bet against corporate credit on the day that Pfizer and BioNTech released positive trial data on their Covid-19 vaccine, causing markets to take a sudden bullish turn.

>The news was “actually bearish”, however, Mr Ackman said, because it was likely to make people more complacent about wearing masks and less likely to view the virus as a threat.

vaccine news *actually bearish*

act accordingly

>>23851061
Set good strike prices and roll up.

>>23851343
high short interest does not matter unless gamestop can go back to turning a profit

wait for Q3 and see if they can at least give a guidance for Q4

>>23851115
For me, it’s GOVT

>>23851448
>"Investing" in America's enemies

You get what you fucking deserve

Anyone else miss the dip today? I fucking bought on Monday exactly when the stock market was at it's all time fucking high.

>>23851484
>Implying
Like I would ever put money in chink shit

>>23851107
PFE barely pumped? It was shitting itself after today's open.

>pandemic stocks are down, recovery stocks up

Is this a good time to buy stock in restaurants?

>>23851395
>Evree time

>>23851136
I don't understand. I fully expect a March like drop to sneak up on us again.

>>23851089
>calls on the way up
>puts on the way down
This seems like a decent idea, thank you

>>23851519
thanks i thought of it myself

>>23851460
best strategies for this?

>>23851502
If you can find me one that didn't moon 30% yesterday like DENN I'll buy it with you.

>>23851548
Cheesecake Factory went up 2% today.

>>23851517
30-40% drops dont happen too often. good luck on timing it

>have no intention of selling positions in the next several months
>no more money to trade with
>still come here nearly every day

>>23851535
Set stops on your call to buy it back at a certain threshold and then just sell another one a little bit higher and a little bit further out to make up for it. If you get stopped out a second time think about cooling it for a little bit or doing a put credit spread instead.

Don’t get lured in by super high premiums. Steady smoll gains is the name of the game.

>>23851548
>DENN
holy shit June bagholders are about to break even

>>23851564
Yeah but CAKE also mooned, 20% on Monday.
It might be too late overall. Maybe next week after they retrace some.

>>23851089
Literally the only way to fuck up the wheel is to be real stupid, like buying puts on ACB after it mooned when its obviously going to bounce back down. As long as whatever you buy doesnt tank as soon as you get assigned, you will be fine.

>>23851628
what delta do you sell your calls at? how can i reasonably sell calls on shit i dont want to sell in this volatile fucking market?

>>23851099
Double double in n out

Posting again because thread died:
Seeing PFE memes now on FB, Instagram, snap, ect. Think its time to go in? As we have seen. Facts don't really matter, if the public likes it, bread and circus is profitable

can any smart people inform to me on why JAKK has so much volume lately.

>>23851502
>implying they aren't going to go back down within 2 weeks
States are already limiting diners and indoor areas again. Buy if you can bag hold for 2 years

>>23851619
march was the last time i bought something

why the fuck am i not selling cash covered puts on SQQQ on massive green days? i am such a retard

>>23851684
PFE unironically seems like a good buy

p/e is low, dividend is tasty

>>23851645
>>23851564
DENN is probably still the best play, it has higher beta.

>>23851021
always found it funny that the whole reason you get an anal scene in katawa shoujo is because she has friend on the baseball team who is basically a gay guy whore and she's like "hey why don't we also try that?"

>>23851255
I was surprised that it still hasn't recovered to the upper $30 mark it usually was at before corona crash. I picked some up yesterday and was immediately rewarded.

Also picked up RKT after it dipped on earnings and saw it bounced back up some. I'm thinking of holding it until sometime next year to see where it goes.

>>23851660
Selling puts*

>>23851128
i'll never get over how it's called DICKS. heh.

>>23851710
Never bet against line go up

>>23850993
so for someone willing to hodl for 6 months , what sould i buy for post-corona ? something that is really fucked like airlines

>>23851684
if you want to play vaccine news, this week should have proven to you that PFE is not the play
went up +10% this week while recovery stocks mooned, some over +50%

vaccines are just a small part of PFE's operations, and new drugs are only getting harder and more expensive to develop

What's our coom prediction for open tomorrow fellas?

>>23851198
same article but with a company that went bankrupt.

>>23851793
whatever futures close at

>>23851548
>>23851564
USFD blew the fuck up hard today, and God damn am I sad about having it ony watchlist for months and not buying :(

$CRON
INSIDER DUMP

Fuck Cron.
Fuck Altria.

>>23849886
I know what you mean. Like anyone who bought FB in 2013 or thereabout.

>>23850235
>Followed by the jerome Powell dump it when he talked about nigs instead of money
First time i bought a lot of calls cause of that guy. Im pretty bitter. Threw like 15k into buy calls and he tanked the market. I lost 7.5k in less than 24 hours. I won a lot of money shortly before that and figured i played recklessly versus my thought out method. What a regrettable choice. Also bought a bunch of shares in a stock cause "hey theyll be fine" ended up tanking and lost like 5k, they went lower too over time and if i held until now id still be down even after the recent pumpd. Ended up buying longer dated options, they all failed. Lost tens of thousands in a month by simply not thinking it through.

Absolutely pissed so many mistakes I made, that if I didn't do, I'd be at very low 6 figures not worried about getting a job because i have low cost of living standards.

Guys, Trump has been on tweeting tear for the last 2 hrs. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>23851823
jewish

good thing I didn't listen to you fucks and bought GME shares

Fuck

>>23851823
do they have to wait until jan. 1st to actually ban him from the platform or something?

>>23851662
The delta I use is entirely dependent on the premium and price action range of the given stock, there is no rule of thumb I can give you.

Once again, set up a trailing buy as a stop to get your option back no matter what strike you are at. I usually go half the premium paid, meaning if I sell a call at $20, I buy it back if it hits $30.

Best advice on setting strikes is to ride a couple different stocks for a while (like a couple quarters) and you’ll get a feel for what you can and can’t get away with.

ALWAYS WINNING

>>23851783
>something that is really fucked like airlines
if you are happy to wait for 6 months, why not airlines?

>>23851619
Its the one reason in afraid of going all in. If stuff dumps after i buy high i have no money left and im unemployed so theres that too

>>23851871
how much do you make in premiums monthly do you estimate? what stocks are you using?

We’re all gonna make it bro’s, market shits it’s self tomorrow then recovery thurs fri. Then next Monday is blood red.

>>23851919
y-yea h-haha sounds great, going to make it.

I'm gonna miss trump. the random tweets that would give me epic stock dumps will soon be a thing of the past or the shit with the trade that would tank things for a bit. its so unfair.. P.S - DIS is only around 10 - 11 away from the 52w high.. Your only hope for cheap shares is if they really really blow earnings.. After all COVID is almost history.

How my china bros feeling

>>23851918
I deliberately use low volatility consumer staple boomer dividend stocks and I make $200-$400 a month off a 5 figure portfolio.

>>23851967
feel like i should offload my BABA at the first opportunity

>>23851871
Ive been screwed over so many times selling calls that i should just inverse myself and buy calls instead. The amount of times in the last 3 weeks where had i just went all in on buy calls id be up at least half a million dollars after flipping it between multiple stocks. Except the one time it failed and i actually keep the premium but id cut losses before 0 if it went against me.

Am somewhat seriously considering just gambling 2/3 my stack. If successul ill be at 6 figures or close to it if it ends up where the call does a 2x - 5x

>>23851986
which ones?

>>23851967
Probably like communists with bad depth perception

Why the fuck are futes blood green

RUH ROH

>>23852008
next leg up is starting

>>23852008
it doesn't fucking matter.

test

>he thought he could wait until tomorrow to buy the dip

>>23851805
>USFD
That was my second choice, went with DENN and I try to avoid diversifying.
USFD now 23% down from February high.
DENN still down around 40%.
I know price memory is bullshit but these companies should correlate, that tells me investors are still too cautious about DENN and it has more recovering to do.

>>23852028
test this

>>23851849
The SEC frowns on CEOs who destroy shareholder value for childish political games.

>>23852008
market's gonna crash therefore the fed will pump, this is BULLISH for markets

>>23851788
Actually, it's more like 6% ATM. Probably going back to previous week price.

Kind stupid because distributing the vacine to all of Europe and the US population should double their revenue (plus we don't know how many times the vaccine needs to be administered).

>>23852005
Oh geez,

WM
KO
T
O
XOM
ED
PFE (had to roll this one up this week lol)
GIS
JPM

>>23851986
bac? i know that one is a staple, but weekly sellers just got bogged by the dows runup unless it dumps later this week. do you sell weeklies or monthlies?

>>23851896
like airlines , meaning i already have airlines

>>23852075
>Kind stupid because distributing the vacine to all of Europe and the US population should double their revenue (plus we don't know how many times the vaccine needs to be administered).
they will be selling it below market price, they will probably only cover costs or maybe even lose money from it

also, other vaccines will come online and it's unsure which will be the most used vaccine

Dubs and PLTR smash earnings

>>23851896
Shill me on airlines? I think even a full recovery in travel numbers wouldn't justify recovery to February valuations - not after all this cash burn.

>>23852084
Not weeklies but anywhere up to a month out.

>>23852080
jesus christ, youre only making $400 a month selling calls on WM? thats a 5 figure investment and youre making what like $40 on it MONTHLY?

>>23852099
what airline will bring me biggest returns airplane bro

>>23852101
>PLTR
>smash earnings

>>23851024
Very interesting thanks for the info

>>23852101
They have like a dozen customers. No joke.

>>23852115
I bought it waaaaay back when it was sub $70 and I’m super stingy about making sure I don’t get assigned. It’s a favorite of mine.

>>23852100
If they were selling below price cost they wouldn't be wasting time and money developing a vacine. Don't be dumb anon.

So what was the huge groundbreaking news on fox at 9???

>>23852080
Why do you roll with a stop buy instead of letting it get assigned and either buying it again or selling puts?
How do you decide it's worth avoiding assignment?

>>23852115
I don’t sell calls on ALL the positions I’m in at any given time. I rotate. I also avoid selling around earnings.

>>23852101
Roll

>>23852164
Don’t want to miss an ex div date and that sale of stock is a nice fat tax event I’d rather avoid.

>>23852104
>>23852126
I have SAVE and delta but i bought them in may so i'm /comfy/ 50% up pre-recovevery
I don't think it gonna reach pre-covid this year but maybe with a bailout on the horizon (it was only stopped because of election) , and they proved that the business is great knowing that they survived 9 months of no income

>>23851021
i'll never forget my first KS playthrough. legitimate high art kino

>>23852099
ah ok, then i would say: defence, oil, banks. banks are probably the longest wait i'd guess, and maybe the most gradual because the domestic facing banks will just reflect the economic recovery. although they'll face headwinds from the low rate environment, therefore maybe banks have the lowest ceiling. personally, i'm buying defence, utilities and oil when i get more cash

>>23852104
i can't shill you on airlines, i'm not buying them because i'm prioritising the sectors i mentioned above. although to counter what you said, i think the big ones will all be getting gov bailouts. i just mentioned airlines because anon did in their post. i do think they'll be well on the way in 6 months

>>23852154
it was in the news that they will be selling it below market price and even cheaper in the third world

https://globalnews.ca/news/7453397/biontech-pfizer-coronavirus-vaccine-price/

>>23852157
Niggers tongue my anus

>>23850993
Turn that frown upside down, op. The color is green.

>>23852154
Nobody wants to be dragged before Congress for price gouging a vaccine, they'll be guillotined and their companies nationalized.
They're guaranteed a nominal profit from governments, nothing huge, and the military will distribute it.

>>23852203
>i think the big ones will all be getting gov bailouts
Correct. There is bipartisan agreement on that point. Whenever a bill gets passed it will include airline bailouts.

>>23852213
for now..
>>23852009
wait for London to open.. :^)

>>23852183
>Taking a small loss to keep doing something profitable while also fucking the IRS
Unbelievably based.
>>23852197
>>23852203
Thanks. It seems like the only wins with recovery stocks require lucky timing or a lot of bagholding. Maybe I'll jump in hotels before it's too late.

is DCA a meme? is it better to just fire and forget unload ur monthly investments as soon as possible

>>23852258
If you have a 6 figure + account, no it's not a meme. If you have a 4 figure account, it is a meme (with exceptions for penny stocks)

>>23852258
DCA is only done because you have no choice, e.g. you put money regularly from a paycheck

there is no reason not to do lump sum
you can always hedge with puts just to avoid the risk of bad timing

>>23852203
>it was in the news that they will be selling it below market price and even cheaper in the third world

The government will step in to give them profits. They are not going to be losing money, I assure you.

>>23852219
This is okay.

>>23852252
any decent hotel to look at ? i've screened SVC but not sure where i can buy it

>>23852258
Nope. Say you bought DIS at 140. An epic dump happens. You buy at the low price. Your cost paid for the lot is reduced. DIS rebounds. You've now made a profit. If you didn't buy the epic drop you would have to wait till DIS shot past 140 to show any profit.

who here is going to buy the PLTR dip

Holy shit guys. Newbie here. I bet everything to my name on CRSR today and had a heart attack at that open today, went from feeling hype, 7k up in the pre market, down to break even at open, then almost sold the dip when I was 7k in the negative but I held and went 3k positive.

Is CRSR still gonna keep goin up or have you already sold?

>>23852258
if you have to ask others such questions, DCA is your best bet

>>23852325
>this is the top
>Puffing on an expensive cigar, Morgan calmly explains that exiting the market was the only option once his shoeshine boy turned bullish.

>>23852208
Fuckkkkk was it really. Welpppp I'mma need pics for proof

I haven’t been here in ages. While I’m not going to ask why we have so many coin threads, I am going to ask why don’t they have generals of their own rather than cluttering the front page?

We have this general. We have precious metals General. Why can’t they make their own coin generals? I miss the time we had diverse threads about business like job threads about careers and biz ideas. This board needs to diverse itself more in business. We used to have a Chinese trip here who shared books and knowledge. I miss that dude

>>23852351
Hmm thanks okay I might get out at open tomorrow then, I’m not sure what’s still worth investing in this week that hasn’t already peaked so I’ll lurk a bit more

>>23852298

https://fintel.io/industry/list/hotels-and-motels

I would put a few of the big ones on a chart and pick one that hasn't mooned as much as the others, then make sure they have enough cash to recover instead of going bankrupt. One that I know like Hyatt, Hilton, Marriot, or Choice. Doing that with restaurants is how I chose DENN.

I bought tqqq @ 132.70. When do I sell?

>>23852378
/biz/ is an offshoot from /g/ made as a containment board for crypto

WE are just borrowing a spot

>>23852424
at the next dip

>>23852378
also the crypto shit serves as a filter

>>23852424
> When do I sell?
"sell low, then buy back in at the top" Morgan explained, calmly

>>23852424
Never.

>>23852420
thanks , will take a look at it

>>23851099
Impressive, very nice

>>23852321
The pltr dip was today and I did buy more, up to 1250 shares

>>23852424
>>23852459
he would be more likely to say something like
“I never buy at the bottom and I always sell too soon.” - Nathan Rothschild

i got $10k to invest. SPY or go for divvies?

>>23852479
thursday gonna be big spook

>>23852487
What are your financial goals? Do you want to make as large a return as possible regardless of risk? Do you want to learn financial skills, so that later on you can make even more money? What is your risk aversion - eg. how much of a loss are you willing to accept?

>>23852487
mutual fund

Kek, RTX is buying a sat and space ship component maker. Blue Canyon. They do govt and NASA contract work. Hmm, lets see, next decade moon bases and space tourism is taking off. Looks like RTX is gonna be getting a slice of that epic cash pie don't it?

>>23852487
Also, how old are you?

This is your last chance to buy DGB before it pumps. They found visible gold in their core sample

>>23852500
>>23852526
25yrs
this is my long term safe position but I do have high risk tolerance

>>23852501
high management fees are a nope

>>23851502
no

>>23852532
Digibyte?
Wtf is dgb

>>23852487
SPY but more specifically puts on SPY

>>23852496
I've still got cash to buy then too... Why do you think it would do anything negative with earnings? What evidence points to that?

>>23851684
>>23851711
should'Ve mooned but didn't
WHY??

Line go up or down for rest of year?

>>23852080
MNKD

>>23852197
What's your opinion on AAL? It's still the only one I've been watching (UAL and LUV being the other two) that hasn't had much, if any, real value recovery. Are they really swimming in that much debt, or just beholden to the dividend to the point they can't move up as quickly as the others? Genuinely curious.

re palantir.

does anyone else think that their excluding stock based comp from contribution margin is bullshit?

>>23852630
dubs line go up
singles line go down
trips crab for eternity

>>23852487
GE

Lots of whales moving from tech to old school blue chips. GE has tons of cash and the prospect of Boeing selling planes is pumping GE’s jet engine manufacturing arm.

>>23852573
High fees? Uh SWTSX a total market fund, the fee is only 0.03 per 10k. That's nothing.. Your damn 401k probably will cost you more.

>>23852651
not gonna lie i haven't looked into their sheets , but just by first impression they had declared bankruptcy in 2011 if i remember that's why i noped away from it , but they are the industry leaders , every article about airlines has to include AAL

>>23852424
I bought at 137 :/

most people think there is going to be a crash around the corner. most people do not time markets correctly. do what you will with this information.

WHA TTH E FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23851080
kek well done!

Anyone else expecting NIO to dump hard soon?

>>23852573
Least risk longterm hold portfolio:
~60% VOO - lowest fee S&P500 ETF
~20% QQQM - lowest fee NASDAQ ETF
~20% BST - BlackRock Science & Technology
Optional: add 1 stock to 10% of your portfolio, one stock that you have a lot of faith in

Medium risk, high long-term reward, requiring you to work at it / learn everyday:
Start selling covered calls on stocks that are $100 or less that you believe in
Look into these:
CX
PLUG
LAC
You don't need to go all-in, just start practicing

Highest risk, highest reward:
Wait for Chinese EV earnings this week and next. If they are great, and the market in general isn't dumping (both US & Chinese markets, check HSI / SSE / SZSE before buying) buy after earnings asap. If the earnings are bad (which they will be 80% probability) then wait ~2 weeks for them to stabilize and start momentum upward (buy too late - do not try to call the bottom) go all-in on the one that has the best report (imo XPEV was the horse to back in this race, but now after seeing BABA the last few days.. haha..)

I wouldn't recommend buying anything this week honestly. Next week the House is going to be back in session - it'll be when everyone realizes that there won't be stimulus until January as nobody will want to compromise and make a deal

am I a retarded man?

>>23852735
Thank you! :^)

>>23852758
SPPI

>>23852615
PLTR's earnings will be a sell the news event

>>23852758
And yes. You are.

>>23852615
for the memes

t. A. Karp

>>23852748
i have already dumped it

>>23852201
I've been vaguely meaning to play this for years. it's more of a legit visual novel experience as opposed to a game for sex perverts right?

>>23852671
Well the time to buy GE cheapies has come and gone. I mean its still cheap but the 52w high was 13. It's at 9 now. Your window for upside is slamming shut. Now if you'd bought at 6 or 7per you could've made double or almost double. Not saying 13 is it, but who knows how long it'd take before say 15 or 20 is even on the board.

Ok bros, i need legendary analysis here.

What percent chance do you think it is that KO hits 70 during 2021

Best call options for GME April 16 2021?

Was thinking of doing something retardedly OTM like $30

>>23852758
>0.032867 shares of AMZN

>>23852887
I would say less than 10%

>>23852903
when does gme moon

q3 will be bad

yikes

>>23852887
150%

>>23852735
kys tranny

>>23852887
are you thinking of selling naked calls or something?

>>23852929
Even if Q3 somehow beats expectations the stock will probably dump just like it always does, I'm thinking of maybe catching onto the hype of Q4 earnings

If MSFT pays a dividend of $2.04 per share and I have 0.1 shares, do I get $0.204 in dividends??

Whats some good suggestions for oil stocks to get into?

>>23852887
Depends on how much Coke flows during 2021. Don't be fooled; shits like crack, some people get really pissed if they don't get their coke fix daily.

>>23852969
RDS.B #1
XOM #2

>>23852976
Because ingesting sugar (and HFCS) gives off almost the same chemical reaction as ingesting cocaine.

>>23852945
>>23852929
I genuinely hate GME as a stock, but I'm in it because it is going to make me money. It is going to make me a lot of money.
But I fucken hate it. I hate how irrational it is, I hate how secretive management is about their fucken deals, I hate how manipulated it is, etc.
All I know is one thing, Q4 will smash all expectations.
I don't care if it goes to $8, don't give a fuuuuuck. GME has the legs and the blockbuster thesis is dead.

However, I absolutely despise management for not being more aggressive about shaking out their parasites and for fucking over their shareholders.

>>23852969
i like to shill BP, cheap right now, nice divvie and they're also transitioning into renewables. XOM is good if you want a pure oil build

>>23852080
I own 500 shares of $T and I want to do this but the premium sucks so much and I really don't want to get assigned

>>23852258
It’s not a meme, but having dry powder available to buy big dips is super important. I keep my “reserve” funds in GOVT or BND.

>>23852735

im bored

how do i stop being bored every night when the market is closed

>>23852992
>>23853018
Thanks bros. I have a $40 call on XOM for 1/15, going to look into BP or Shell to hold feeling Shell

>>23853014
i swear there's some leftover cocaine in the stuff. it's different than other energy beverages. if i drink too much of it i start to remember what Adderall feels like.

>>23853075
read a book retard

>>23853075
use this time for DD, make memes, trade forex, or just do what I usually do and drink yourself into a stupor

>>23851426
Depends how long I would think. Early corona could apparently survive on steel surfaces for like 2 weeks, presumably just from breath vapor. If it's living in the blood of dead animals I would think it would survive for far longer

>>23853075
Tinder

Or Grindr if you swing that way

>>23851548
I don't think we're going to moon again with DENN, maybe another 2%

>>23853075
i've been depressed from the lockdown so at night i work, i do my wagie job (which i'm doing right now between these posts), and during the day i "trade" on the stockmarket between work calls and work emails

>>23852858
Yeah this. I’ve been farming premium off GE for almost 2 years. Ultimate crab stock and now I fear the crab legs are no longer in season.

>>23853015
Lol dead business model

>>23853031
T is a fucking anvil. Probably one of the safest picks for covered calls. One of the only picks of mine I sell CC’s every month on. Like I said, set stops. Roll up.

>Burry is now calling out the election bullshit
How do I profit

>>23852950
Yes
t. had some fractional HD share and got like two cents because of it kek

>>23852702
Just opened up their 10q, and here's the basic breakdown:

>MC: 6.3 B
>S/O: 509 M
>Debt: 16,342 M
>Cash: 243 m
>Net Cash: 3,680 M

Taken straight from their 10/22 filing with the SEC. Without going much further, it isn't looking terribly promising short term. Their cash flow coming in has been absolute dog shit this year and yet even other companies are making progress.

Why not AMC ? Had a red day today...price is pretty good here I may nibble

Any stocks you guys suggest running the wheel on? I'm trying to learn this strategy, it seems like fun ez shekels.

>>23852976
It's the caffeine

>>23852758
With only 500 to throw in, I'd say put some of that in monthly dividend payers like O or QYLD and the rest whatever meme you think will take off. You could wait on another giant TQQQ tank and just YOLO everything you have into it and wait a few months for some growth and then diversify a little.

t. poorfag meme account holder

>>23852945
>the stock will probably dump just like it always does
it really all just matters on whether they give a guidance and/or if they completed the share buybacks

Q3 missing or beating expectations doesn't matter

>>23853313
For purely training wheel purposes? Ford, hands down.

>>23853338
It was one of my first I had last year. Once they axed dividends I didn't see much point. Plus they're terribly far behind the automobile market in EV and...well, if it isn't an F150 it isn't shit.

Bros. What is going to happen tomorrow???

A lot of really rude people in these threads.

>>23853313
AMD

>>23853392
WHATS GOING TO "HAPPEN" IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END. YOUR "BROS" WILL BECOME HOS WITH KNEEPADS ONCE THEIR ACCOUNTS HIT ZERO. TQQQ TO 90 THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

>>23851491

What dip? There was no dip today

>>23853414
ew his armpit hair lol

>>23853414
Stop posting this abomination retard.

>>23853426
STOP RIGHT NOW

>>23853392
>Bros. What is going to happen tomorrow???
line will go up
but also, line will go down

>>23851491
dip hasn't hit yet, we are either post covid or another dip is coming our way

>>23852758
either buy options or penny stocks

>>23853426
Someone gimme a QRD on rat posting. I don’t get it.

>>23853392
IM GONNA MAKE FUCKEN

D O S H

CRSR GANG

PLTR GANG

GME GANG

I'm thinking of going all in on cruise lines, convince me not to /biz/

>>23853475
it's your money

>>23853414
gross

>>23853475
personally i dont think it's a good idea to go all in on cruise lines. diversify into various comfy stocks and you'll be (mostly) safe from bobo

if you go all in on one sector like that, bobo will fuck you up at the first opportunity

>>23852573
>high management fees are a nope
try shopping around before assuming that's the case

>>23853494
i'm still going to do it

he'll rape you with big red dildos. and you won't have enough pink wojacks saved to convey the pain

>>23853475
DESU, if I were gonna do it, I’d do it now.

>>23853459
he shows up when we need him most and NOBODY listens

>>23853560
Now or never bro

>>23853475

Time still isn’t right give it til after new year

>>23853060
yeah i like the way you think, maybe like save 10% of the money i put in my investing account to spend when the market dips

>>23853555

>futures

>>23853475
I will join in, but not all in might buy some 2022 calls

>>23853555
I have 42 different pink wojaks primed and ready fucking try me

>>23852283
So what point where it goes from meme to not a meme. Using an actual number rather than a vague numerical zone

>>23853618
They are green?

>>23853620
i'm still in the consideration phase.....they look like the last sleeper here

>>23853279
suace on that?

>>23852651

Spirit (save) is where you want to be

>>23852336
This. If you are asking /biz/ if DCA is a meme, you should use DCA.

>>23853607
I wouldn’t have too much idle cash. Put it in bond etfs or keep rolling far OTM cash covered puts imo. Never have money not doing work.

>>23853645
that's what my image was conveying

>>23853640
>42 different pink wojaks
unironically: nice, very impressive

>>23852829
Yes. However, the sex scenes become 1000x more engrossing and hot after you've become attached to the characters involved and put in several hours to get to that point.

Did anyone else buy the BABA dip or are you waiting for a further drop?

>>23853643
Roughly enough cash to buy a house outright in your area. No one can tell you an exact dollar figure because the dollar goes different depending on a shit load of different variables.

>>23853691
It's going to drop more, trust me.

>>23853643
Example:
Someone with $30,000 wants to put 20% of their portfolio into Amazon - DCA would be a be meme
It depends on the ratio of the stock price to your account, and the larger your account the more it benefits
Someone DCAing into CX with a $5,000 account isn't a meme

>>23853691
It was down -7% in chinese market. The doomp will continue tomorrow.

>>23853670
Oh sorry, it was a bit too esoteric for me I guess.

>>23853654
Considering is hesitation and i hesitate not i will be purchasing 1/21/22 30 calls for CCL at open.

>>23853475
Why?

>>23853741
This. It's going to dump even more.

>>23853755
>>23853770
needs more stink lines tbqh

>>23853414
You have to tolerate so much shit to browse /biz/. By far the worst board I regularly browse. I mean, there is a guy posting scat hentai ITT.

>>23853618
It should be dumping more, wtf.

why do people still own nikola?

>>23853741
>>23853722
Guess I pulled the trigger too early. This is going to suck for a while.

>>23853755
they didn't surge yet, and they have a lot of cash on hand. it's still a long way away but i think i can wait. i'm worried they won't make it though, looking for some opinions.

>>23853749
what do you think of the new stock offering?

>>23853787
Nothing feels better than watching your stocks go up on the toilet and taking a massive deuce at the same time.

>>23853755
>>23853770
>>23853792

Keep your disgusting scat fetish on an appropriate board you degenerate.

>>23853791
Oops, that's actually me too. You'll be happy to know I don't have those pics anymore.

>>23853806
It's ok, you can still bottom average while it's dumping.

>>23853812
Wait a minute... There's a second hentao scat poster???? Can this board get any more based?

>>23853814
It's too much to hold in plus it's still work friendly and I'm on topic. Buy fastly and make money.

>>23853826
I'm glad you like it. These pics are actually fitting for when stocks take a dump.

>>23853791
I blame cryptards.

>>23853814

make a new thread faggéts

>>23853811
There is going to be another round of lockdowns with Biden as president. It's not a good future for cruises.

>>23853867
Nah, fucking weird hentai posters are here. I'll be back tomorrow.

Are we bullish or bearish on cannabis?

>>23853860

>>23853867
I'll bake

>>23853877
meh, you are probably right, but they could spike right before

>>23853893
Bullish

>>23850993
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SQQQ

>>23853811
Oh friend you are talking to a degenerate gambler whos riding high on a +100% week, my buys have no logic and are pure instinct i am an avatar of pure financial RNG, I havent once ever thought about correct or logical plays, but your post got it in my head that I want cruiselines because thats what my instinct tells me.

My portfolio is all cash and options i will never actually own a stock in my life, i just do it for fun because the virtual money on my robinhood has never materialized, it isnt real to me so i use it like play money, throwing around tens of thousands of dollars that could be used to actually change my life but since im retarded i just tell myself ill stop when im rich (i won't ever be rich)

>>23853909
Any tickers in particular?

>>23853913
How did you learn to trade options?

Fresh
>>23853925
>>23853925
>>23853925

>>23853884
Just filter them

>>23853913
>my buys have no logic and are pure instinct i am an avatar of pure financial RNG
Eh, based confidence, but not a great strategy.

throwing around tens of thousands of dollars that could be used to actually change my life but since im retarded i just tell myself ill stop when im rich
pic related

>>23853919
I'd say APHA because do more than just sell pot, they actually do pharmaceutical research using it.

>>23851426
>>23853137
Feral mink zombie apocalypse

>>23853913
Based as fuck

>>23853913
lol that's cool man, if it makes you feel happy go for it

>>23853149
rare pepe?

>this fucking guy posting scat

>>23853993
The word you are looking for is based

>>23854029
Ya, pretty based.
U seen my nigger dick yet, captain?