/biz/ - Business & Finance

based

>>23848315
based

>futures

>>23848315
Wow you made that quick

GME?
>GME

>>23848278
Why did they turn the 2D white girl into a 3D Asian girl?

What a boring day...

Needs more volatility

>>23848349
can't put your pensi in 2D

>>23848356
HE ALWAYS WINS

What stock brokerage will let me fund my account with crypto?

Guys... im starting to get into dividends
currently Im estimated to make $600 in the next year. and I JUST started investing. If I go BIG into my divvy stocks, I can get to 10x the amount I own by the end of the year.
The thought of a free 6k of money at the end of the year... NICE! and imagine if I do this year over year. I can be at 60K by the time I'm an old man. living off dividends....

>>23848388
none because crypto is a meme

>>23848340
why are girls so hot fellas

>>23848349
They hate god and want to ruin the perfection that is 2D

Jesus christ that newfren's last thread trying to bake had me in tears.
We are at the absolute top.

>>23848367
you missed the part where he said white to asian because he's upset about other people's sexual preferences for whatever reason
>YoU jUsT LiKe AsIaNs CuZ YoU CaNt hAnDle a RrrRrrEeEeeaaAAaaLllLLl wwwWWWooOOmmMMaaAnN

>>23848395
Playing it safe is never the worst option.

>>23848356
Grab em by the pussy

>>23848349

>>23848395
How much have you initially put in?

>>23848401
Who said that was a girl?....>>23848340

thoughts on MAXR

>>23848409
Please post more trannies

are markets closed for the holiday tomorrow?

>>23848409
>newfag trying to fit in by calling people newfag
Yep, this the top.

B-bros, am I GMI?

I may buy a few PLTR tomorrow. The 14 looks tempting. Course I'll kick myself for not buying more if one day this hits 100 per...

>>23848447
just the bond market

>>23848409
>armpit hair
can this dude get any more disgusting?

>>23848446
I have to be careful. Me and the jannies have an agreement and I plan to meet them in the middle. But here's one more.

>newfag trying to fit in by calling a newfag for calling people a newfag
You this is the top.

>>23848447
No, it's just a non-settlement day

>>23848429
I'm only at 40K now. Most stocks aren't divvies- I JUST started buying divvie stocks.

I make about 300k a year, so I plan on going ... maybe 10k a month into my account

>>23848453
I didn't call him a newfag, newfag. I called him a newfren.

>>23848463
buy more PLTR and NIO

>>23848483
>You this is the top

>>23848447

No

But volume will be garbage

>>23848476
That's a man

>>23848495
aka, just watch and hope for the best, day

>>23848510
Stop lying. No one here makes more than 20k.

>>23848536
that's every day

>futes rippin

Uh oh SPY puts anon

>>23848548
I'm not posting my w4. but not lying. I make 200 and wife makes 100. Might as well invest like a boomer into divvies

>triple top
>DIX spike below 40 two days in a row
>all-time-highs
>presidential uncertainty
>Trump tweet
>SARS-2 worldwide surge

>>23848510
Thanks! Was curious what sort of levels you need for that.

Insane salary btw if not larp, something tells me you wouldn't need that retirement income

>>23848401
*why are 2d girls so hot fellas

Okay I'm worried lads, can a Burgerbro tell me what's happening behind the scenes in Burgerland? Seems like Trump is on the move

>>23848574
I'm mid 30s. took a long time to get here. But I like the discussions on smg. And its fun to laugh at the meme suggestions...not gonna lie I have gme for fun

>>23848596
hes draining the swamp with no survivors

>>23848608
Then sues msm for defamation and libel, imprisons democrats for treason, and big tech ceos lick tain forever at Guantanamo

Anybody seen that tweet by Texas governor Abbott?
>Texas may become the financial nerve center of America--of the world.
>I will meet with the Nasdaq & other trading exchanges about a potential move.
>Like so many businesses they want to flee high taxes.
>In Texas we made an income tax unconstitutional.

I’m convinced today was the triple bottom. We literally cannot go any lower on the S&P 600 or Dow. Nasdaq has also bottomed.

>down 5% today
damn you tech, NIO, and clean energy how dare you do this to me... now I'm only up 30% for the year.

>>23848647
>In Texas we made an income tax unconstitutional.
what the fuck
I need to move to texas

Stocks

>>23848278
Doesnt look anything like her

>>23848626
>>23848608
>CNN actually settled with Nick Covington
Is that...hope that I'm feeling?

>>23848388
You can only invest in the US stock market with US dollars you ignorant zoomer

>>23848278
So is it a bad idea to invest $30,000 in an S&P 500 stock index and leaving it for 30 years?

>>23848572
What does this mean?

>>23848682
thats never been a bad idea

>>23848668
Oh hell no, we don’t want no bitch ass liberals coming here and turning it into democrat shit hole.

>>23848395
Set that shit to drip for at least a decade or two, you can easily be a ten millionaire in 25 years

>>23848707
exactly what's going to happen.

>>23848688
SELL
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
THE MARKETS ARE GOING TO FREEFALL STRAIGHT TO HELL

>>23848570
Only way you're making 200k is if you work as a tranny twitch streamer on the side.

>>23848596
Trump going to court.

I don't care for Trump as much as I hate Liberals. The SEEEETHING from them if Trump's case gets serious and Biden's presidential chances go lower will make me COOOOOM.

Also, buy GOLD (Miners). Nice Dip.

>>23848707
It almost flipped blue this go around. Four more years it will be already

DR. FAUCI - VACCINE WILL BE WIDELY AVAILABLE BY APRIL

>>23848707
That's already happening

>>23848706
Got it, thanks. Is there any real reason to do anything else? I'm talking long term lazy investing here.

>>23848682
No. Use VOO (lowest fee S&P ETF)
There's a good chance that the bubble is going to pop, and you might lose 10%+ if you went in now - but the thing is, if you're planning to leave it for 30 years, short-run fluctuations don't matter
The only 'cost' you're looking at is opportunity cost of the $30,000, that you could potentially make a larger return investing in something else over that 30 year time period than you would in VOO

>>23848735
I sure hope they have those -80° freezers for storage, as well as the trucks able to deliver them.

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

top picks

>>23848680
Yeah, but you can sell crypto for USD or use it (like any other asset) to no longer be limited by the PDT rule, fag. It'd be nice to have a platform you can trade both.

nasdaq the biggest piece of shit in history

I thought GME was suppose to rip
wtf you guys lied

Have we determined why the vaccine needs to be stored at -80C until use yet?

>People arguing about who is and who isn't a newfag
Yep, this is the top.

>>23848742
I'm not really understanding the difference since it still mirrors the S&P 500.

>>23848781
of course they lied, they are paid by mgt

>>23848789
That's what a newfag would say.

Newfag.

>>23848810
Jokes on you. GME doesn't have enough money for this.

sell covered calls on SNDL going into earnings

I don't know what I'm doing, frens

>>23848395


Look into GAIN and GLAD for a monthly dividend on steroids.

Seems to be a constant rotation into the gladstone fund. I get checks every month

I only put 150$ in my account. Hows my portfolio?
AAPL
DAL
NVDA

>>23848799
VOO is just an index fund. It's basically the exact same thing as SPY, but VOO is managed by Vanguard and has a lower expense ratio.

>>23848824
Spoken like a true newfag, roodypoo.

Alright lads more votes to get a better idea of biz anons avg portfolio size

http://www.strawpoll.me/21243538

why is anything even remotely tech related getting shit on again?

>>23848850
that's ok, neither did I last year when I put everything into TSLA and made 400% gains.

>>23848789
Ok, I admit it. I came here last week. I think I will advertise this general a bit in the wsb discord channel.

I have a massive urge to buy NAK

>>23848780

Thats pretty rich after a fuxking 400% run since 2015 that never should of happened

>>23848799
SPY yearly fee = 0.0945% per year, or $9.45 on a $10,000 investment
VOO yearly fee = 0.04% per year, or $4.00 on a $10,000 investment
However, if you intend to sell covered calls on it (not just buy $30K and 'forget about it' for 30 years) then you'll want SPY as it has better liquidity

>>23848850
Nobody does, just buy and hold until you die.

>>23848824
n-no u

>>23848810
I coomposted for 2 months for free, where's my check? Are you telling me I'm like a fucking janny, doing shit for free?

Sold a $13.5 put for GME on Friday. XBox released today, PS5 releases on Friday...why is it crabbing?

>>23848874
[not that you could afford 100 lot anyway..]

>>23848866
That's a good idea, we could really use an injection of fresh new ideas.

>>23848889
priced in

>>23848780
no fucking kidding
>>23848877
>Nobody does, just buy and hold until you die.
the only truly based strategy
you only lose when you sell

> vaccine news
> boomer stocks go up
> all my portfolio is down 10$
what did (((they))) mean by this

>>23848889
Hope you really like holding GME

>>23848857
Aye, I'll look into it. Thanks.

>>23848874
That makes more sense. Thanks.

Been a great month, but the last few days have really been good. As long as there's volatility, I'm making money.

Today's ~3k in profits thanks to SPY QQQ SHOP TTD SPOT puts and DDD NVDA calls.

I'm hedged pretty well either way we go tomorrow, with 80% of my positions protected as negative risk vertical spreads.

Where do we stand on holding HYLN?

>>23848782
To fuck up third world countries who won’t have that kind of refrigeration.

>>23848916
Become a jew boomer

there needs to be an options general

what's the best stock to buy and forget?

>>23848957
ZM puts

also whats are some risky plays that are guaranteed to move

>>23848954
>>>>>/gamble/

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/minskymoment.asp#:~:text=Minsky%20Moment%20refers%20to%20the,leads%20to%20a%20market%20crash.
>MINSKY MOMENT
>MINKS just slaughtered in mass
coincidence??

>>23848782
Because the MRNA is delicate.

>>23848874
where do yearly fees get drawn from? Your main brokerage cash amount? I thought ETFs don't have fees

>>23848867
Thought about doing the same with Nio?

>>23848860
>>23848877
(See Pic) That's you two

>>23848957
TSM

hedge with cheap long dated puts in case China invades China

Oh no, red futures. How will we ever recover?

>>23848991

Wait till noon and buy the dip

Like the last 11 years

>>23848966
GME next month on Q3

-30% or +30%

>>23848940
Looks pretty good. The good $$$ comes in late 2021 though...if you're bullish, buy warrants for $$$ Hyln+

dubs and i dump all my money for this month in a meme stock

>>23848865
We don't need technology anymore. Get over it
>t. lucky to be holding LRCX

>>23848978
It comes from the dividends that the companies pay out (imagine that there's a fund holding all the S&P 500 stocks, the fund gets paid the dividends, and then they pay you dividends - they take their cut out of the dividends)

>>23848991
futures are garbage. just go to sleep and set alarm for 930 am EST

>>23849007
u sure my niqqa?

>>23848409
remember to report tranny poster for avatar use

>>23849020
got it.
loving divvies!!!

>>23848983
>cheap long dated puts
can you explain these terms?

>>23849017


do we get to pick the stock?

Put it all on FAZ with a stop loss of 1%

>>23849021
Do not do this.
Set your alarm for minimum 8:30am (and even this is wayyy late for any serious traders)
You should be up minimum an hour before open, so that you're able to eat / read the news / watch pre-market action / check all your tickers. Do NOT wake up at 9:30am and expect to have a good day in the markets. I cannot stress this enough - you will be setting yourself up for failure (in the long-run) if you do this

What were some of his trades from Oct-Nov?

>>23849052
only if i get digits

>>23849060


Bullshit.

I wake up like at noon and trade from their. 90% of the time the moment of the initial days move is done amd its sure a thing stocks move opposite

>>23849060
Now that's what I call autism

>>23849082
He bought 25,000 shares of GME

>>23849101
If you do not approach the markets with autism, you will never, ever make it.
Embrace the autism. Become the autism.

>>23849088
checked. do it.

>>23849017
is she laughing because I'm so small she can't feel anything?

>>23848978
You write them a check in the mail

>>23849082
10000% PLTR

>>23848968
so mean to otter cousins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6zD3h_I3Lc

>>23848780
>nearly doubles from March-lows
>things looking bright for the economy as whole with a vaccine on sight
>anon is surprised NASDAQ is shitting itself

NGMI

>>23849101
Why do you think Buffett has been so successful? Market autism.

>>23849060
>tfw worst coast and I have to get up at 5am every day

Biden is the president-elect of the United States of America.

>>23849082
Buying DNC and then ordering puts for its eventual collapse.
He plays every side.

>>23849157
who gives a fuck anymore. old news.

>>23849157
Cope tbqh

>>23849124
loading up
>>23849129
she's laughing at your shitty portfolio, having pity sex with you AND laughing at your small pp

>>23849060
>read the news

ngmi

black swans will be screamed at your face and you can ignore the rest.

I'm on a Rollercoaster ride and I'm not getting off

>>23849123
based and spaghettipilled

>>23849153
>not getting cheap options for bail out cash

>>23849045
you buy puts, maybe 70p or something that expire in 2021 just so you don't get fucked in case China tries some bullshit with Taiwan

or dont buy insurance and keep watching it

or better yet just buy SPY if you literally want buy and forget

>>23849017
AEYE

>>23849037
Wonder what Biden thinks of trannies...

>>23849082
SCI, CSV

>>23849181
Would be unironically ok with this

>>23849219
does linetrap still do shitty porn? I bet he still does shitty porn

>>23849185
kek
News doesn't just mean "let me go read CNN!" (do NOT read CNN lol)
News means:
everything here
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
+ everything here:
https://www.investing.com/earnings-calendar/
+ any breaking news that day on your stocks that you are currently tracking
You should also read global news every morning, so that you are aware of what is going on / you aren't trading in the dark

>>23848464
$100 is about $160 billion market cap. That's nothing for a big tech data analytics, software, and consulting company that gets to eat at the gubmint trough. PLTR is a bet on the absolute destruction of privacy and the rise of technocratic government. Easy decision. $150 billion in 3 years. $400 billion in the next decade. $1+ trillion in 20 years.

>>23849233
same, anon
its better if a hot korean girl laughs at my shitty portfolio than just having a shitty portfolio

>>23848409

how much in index funds do you need to retire and have a safe withdrawal rate.

help me niggers.

>>23849273
my only news source is /smg/

>>23849248
Does a Onlyfans type of thing....gross, he's over 30. I'm now soft.

Guess I have to go buy Lowes.

>>23849298
yearly spend * 25

last session really fucked me in the ass ngl

nasdump the biggest shit dumping all over itself again

SNDL bros, what are we thinking going into earnings? anyone hodling through?

if you're truly based and not just pretend based you'll do what i do, which is get financial news from /smg/ and the FT and nowhere else

bros what if the dems start a war before I can even finish building my PLTR position

>>23849392
nasdaq really isn't diversified enough
big tech is HIGHLY susceptible to political/social factors and meme stocks like zoom are extremely overvalued

>>23849424
You had two weeks anon. TWO WEEKS.

>>23849273
I know what you meant, but I still disagree. You can't make much of this information. You fool yourself to believe you could poredict anything. The only thing you will accomplish is to fabricate a story in your head and stick to it.

uh oh stinky

>>23849448
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23848278
Ill take left

>>23847469
But it keeps happening even when i dont care about the job. Yet I have no issue with on person interviews which rarely happen. Or just talking to people on the phone when its not an interview. Yet it could be an interview for a job i dont want and this happens AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IF I CAN 3X ALL THE MONEY IN MY PORTFOLIO RIGHT NOW ID STOP LOOKING FOR A JOB FOR A FEW YEARS

>>23847503
Ive done that before. Nervous but not the same kind of nervous. Interviews seems to make me delve deep into making my nervous voice come out. Idk why. I worked telephones before and it sucked big time, so many complainers

>>23847707
Lol its why i interviewed for it. In person is no issue over the phone somehow causes me to attaon a nervous voice the longer it goes and it didnt even last a full 15 minutes! Its one of those places that churn through interviews so they're usually short. If this was even 30 minutes idk what wouldve happened.

>>23849465
>2022 exp
woah mama

i'm tempted to sell my QQQ when it recovers and put it into SPY, but feel like that's a bad idea. at the end of the day, tech's only going up

>>23848872
retard. Biden HATES NAK, and now public is aware of their backhanded shenanigans

I bought 4k more of PLTR today bringing me up to 1150 shares and have 1.4k left to spend. Should I drop the rest on PLTR tomorrow or wait til after earnings in case we dip?

WHY CANT I POSTED IMAGES???

AM I SHADOWBANNED

>nas still going down

oh lawd

>>23849465
Ruh Roh

>>23849481
Just a heads up. I'm borderline autistic but somehow landed in SaaS sales, so I've done lots of cold calling over the past 2 years. You think you sound more nervous than you actually do.

>extra chunky
>had a lot of time to get extra fat
don't mind me.. coming through..

>>23849526
all people with yellow ids are shadowbanned

It's gonna be a fun couple weeks

>>23849408
Well the fact it hit 0.80+ monday and then the upper 0.60's during the day (glitches) before the trading shit fucked it all up is a positive. Earnings, who knows what'll happen. I plan on riding the hype tomorrow, then bailing at the high point. I'm off work so I can watch the ticker and plan accordingly. (Earnings released afterhours)

>extra chunky
>had a lot of time to get extra fat
don't mind me.. coming through..

>>23849524
I hope there will be more profit taking from the angel investors and <$10 fags

Ya best start believing in bull traps, yer in one!

>>23849582
After earnings?

>>23849552
why do I think this means nothing to the market and we'll still be green everyday?

I'm getting tired of this shit. We need a decent crash or mini crash so I can buy

>>23849609
I think earnings dont impact price anymore unless they are completely out of line in some ways.

I thought MSFT earnings would dump it last weak, but it pumped and then only dumped today

This is what people who bought SPY PUTS for the Thanksgiving Virus Extravaganza catalyst look like.

Spacex is launching next week. Buckle up boys, Telsa will orbit

>>23849651
it's always BRICED IN

>>23849355
ill be like 52 in 25 years.

NIO better be back at 45 by EOW at least.

>>23849542
Nope i can tell. Voice started out confident and then it started dwindling and sounding nervous. I really want to hit it big in stocks. Rarely get an interview at all and when i do its for crummy jobs. College degree was a waste. I've only got 3 known paths to escape from wagecucking but they are all time consuming, with stocks being the biggest gamble. Plus no guarentee of success on any except plan 3 which requires a sizeable chunk of money but provides a decent income back.

bros.... what happened

>>23848688
It means as we see every day posted here. World is ending, sell everything.

SAY THE LINE BART!!!
"New March Lows"

Shit is only concerning is your super focused in tech right now due to sector shift or have only just entered the market.

I'm hoping for some cheapies if they make themselves available but im not holding my breath like the retard cash gang/bears around here.

>>23849682
source?

>>23849752
I came

uh oh

PLTRchads rise up

>>23848315
love this. i was thinking of making something like this (more extensive though, i wanted to look at a whole night of futures and put in timestamped OOO and AAA posts as the night went on, and into the open the following day), but im lazy so i'll just save this for future generations.

Current portfolio

> 30% TSLA
> 30% UPS
> 20% TSM
> 10% ETSY
> 6% GME
> 4% NAIL

Am I gonna make it? Been averaging into them for a few weeks now

>>23849772
https://www.kennedyspacecenter.com/launches-and-events

>>23849441
It's more a sector shift due to the end of COVID (The hope) than political factors for the majority of holders. If you invest in the quality companies inside tech you make decent returns, buying the index itself is a bit dumb for the reasons you stated already.

This was obvious from a mile away, although I expect the main companies like Microsoft, visa ect to be larger in share price than before August.

Is oil overbought or will it rise to prepandemic levels cause of the vaccine ?

Help me bros. I’m holding after a fakeout

Is it a good thing or a bad thing my stock doesn't do anything after hours

>>23849838
tqqq>any "real" company inside the nasdaq

>>23849847
It will dip. I'm waiting for qep to go back to 89 cents before I buy

how do people buy stocks, especially IPO shit like PLTR or CRSR or meme shit like NIO or GME, and are just like "yeah im just gonna hold this shit for LITERALLY YEARS"? and even if it goes down you're just like "yeah no worries m8"? and even if it goes down a lot you're just like "yeah it's gonna be worth a mint in like 20 years"?

and i mean by people with actual money not just like $1000 or something.

>>23849847
*crack*
Goin' need oil for them sunday drives
They a-comin'
Don't look at the price, son. it is all about the divvies. The BIG GREEN WADS
*sips*

JMIA ate all my PLTR gains for fucks sakes

>>23849847
reckon oil is a slow burner. the shift into renewables means oil won't be going back to its peaks. i expect it to rise slowly and gently until there's a war or something

>>23849156
>tfw when UK so I get to trade UK and US stocks over 12 hours on a normal sleep schedule

>>23849867
Microsoft is a very very decent hold for any portfolio, it remains a top holder among many global funds, even inside vanguard. Writing off entire indexes because you don't like them is dumb.

Long term holds Microsoft has a fantastic track record for shareholders.

>>23849780
Why does anyone think this is going to be anything other than an opinion piece? There will be no ground shattering announcement made on fucking fox news of all places. Screencap this post if you want and make fun of me after. I hate Biden and don't like that he won but this is getting silly now. If the president had any actual proof he wouldn't be using some random need anchor to break it.

>>23849886
fundamental analysis

averaging in and averaging out

>>23849847
what ticker are we looking at? XOM?

>>23849906
I feel you bro.

>>23849917
This, it's a PR strategy, not a legal strategy.

>>23849725
College is a fucking joke. I didn't go yet I'm doing alright. Hell I can retire 15 years sooner than most thanks to my job. (50 v.s 65). I'm 37 now. No debt dragging me down other than my house payment.

Is this the top?
Probably.
Still 85% in on mid 2021 calls
Other 15% is spy puts 11/20

>>23848570
>claim to make 300k
>wife actually makes 1/3 of it
kek

Who remembers when we were going all in on jogger stocks?

>peaked on Juneteenth
oh I am laffin

>>23849882
>>23849890
>>23849901
Boys there was an insane bull run 3am U.K. time with the breakout at 6am till the very end of the day when there was ANOTHER little one. I legit haven’t slept riding them bull bux.

>>23849917
I really really really like this image

>>23849916
what? im not writing off any indices, you were by saying individual stocks trump the meme stock holding qqq. i disagree. tqqq is way riskier but will give you more returns than just holding msft

>>23849938
what's his endgame? clearly the 5D chess was all a lie.

>>23849886
people with actual money aren't spending big sums on the memes, so they can buy it and not care. also even with meme stocks they're probably better protected against inflation than keeping it as cash

>>23849906
same. i fucking love living in GMT

>>23849916
After 2000 it took MSFT 16 years to recover. If something similar happens now you are fucked through ooportunity cost

>>23849935
Noob fag here using Plus500 so just “oil” on there platform.

No judge pls

>>23849951
no u guys are crazy

i was going 50% TSM around that time

>>23849951
There is probably someone out there who is still holding from the 50+ dollars it sold for on that day.

>>23849974
which is why it is always best to use an index fund, because they'll rebalance in order to mitigate catastrophic losses
a better strategy would be to move between stock and bond etfs based on market conditions but for the regular investor, VTSAX or equivalents should be good enough

>>23849964
Oh fair enough, I wasn't trying to write qqq off, just that some tech can be a good hold is all. Although if you were going down TQQQ route that's quite a different ballpark and for different risk tolerance. I'm not sure I could stomach 6 figs on that.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, SLOW DOWN NELLY!

>>23849951
Man that was the most telegrahed pump n dump of all time. I wish we would get a headsup like that again.

>>23849949
>is this the top?
>after PFE covid vaccine passed phase 3 and there is basically no more threat of a contested election despite trump screaming into the void

what did he mean by this? i guess to be fair it's entirely possible biden crashes the stock market with no survivors, but that shit is gonna keep going up as long as he literally just does nothing and stays the fuck out of its way, which he probably will because we're going back to empty promise city. yay america elections!

>>23849981
There are unironically bag holders reading your comment right now I suspect.

So many drooling FOMO newbs on this board lol.

>>23848897
One of these days i'll be selling real premi

Why is IRBT tanking so much? P/E is only 13.22.

>>23850036
>>23849949
the other reason to be bullish on line going up is that 401(k)s are linked to it and interest rates are low and won't be rising

political catastrophe for a sustained crash which is why jerome will turn on the printers like he did in march

the line MUST go up

>>23850036
There's a million dollar bribe now to come forward. Fuck I'm about to go tell em I seen some shit

>>23850078
>P/E is only 13.22
:) hi newfren

>>23850124
It’s a great company. It’s suffering mainly because of the vaccine news.

>Futures red again
Show your death poems. I'm thinking of:

Leaves and lines fall red for winter
The stocks I hold dear no longer peak
Burry me under a wine yard cellar
With some luck the barrels may leak

>>23850081
further to this, we're going to be seeing more inflation in order to reduce the government debt load without raising taxes. this is probably true in all western countries that are able to do it - it's getting harder to generate sustained inflation but the money printing will help

anyway

higher inflation will also lead to more money going into equities, which will in turn make the line go up even more

this is the world we live in. a virtuous and terrifying self-reinforcing dance of lines going up and down

Just realized; last time I actually bought a book was in 2012 and the last time I bought a movie or music disc was in 2012 also. I've uh gotten them in other ways since then. (Thanks torrent and streaming services and plex)

>>23850182
DOW-J closed green, and futures were red this time last night.

This is why I'm glad I dont' trade, jewish tricks aren't worth thinking about.

>>23849951
The funniest day on /smg/ I have ever had
Followed by the jerome Powell dump it when he talked about nigs instead of money
Shut him was being posted here with pink wojacks

>>23849689
hopefully you'll be less of a brainlet by then

>>23850201

>>23850182
my stocks turn deep red
my portfolio is now dead
and soon so shall I

>>23850221
I only have long term holds via short puts, but I also like green positions and a a green P/L

>>23850235
>all those random nigs on twitter getting into stocks for the first time buying those stocks at the literal top

wonder what ever happened. there were many cases of that

>>23850290
https://youtu.be/-5bo7PBQCHc?t=133

Can't wait for GME to be ran over by angry customers wanting their money back

ATTENTION: the nasdaq, as of close today, as risen 17% from its high in february. that means that after a "world ending" pandemic, the increase over the crisis has been less than 20%. if you think regular slow but steady growth from THIS POINT is ridiculous, you need to kys

Sector rotation is over. Tech is back on the menu.

>>23849906
Amerifrens will never be this comfy

>>23849465

Hey guys. So I've been trading forex and I really like it. I believe forex style trades are pair trades.

I like being able to rapidly buy or sell as the market fluctuates and I like adjusting how much each pip is worth.

Is there some broker that will let me trade stocks this way? Do they pair trade stocks and commodities?

>>23850122
holy fuck how do we come up with some evidence? surely there must be a way we can make it through this, /smg/.

>>23849465
>2022
BIG GAMBLE MAN COMIN THROUGH

Looks like Pelosi is out as speaker of the house...good for stocks I assume?

>>23850200
checked. what a time to be alive.

>>23850122
I'd be surprised if /pol/ couldnt find anything in fact they already have fucking crazy madlads over there

>>23850290
Bullish AF

>>23850308
They were probably drug dealers so 2-5k is probably what they spend in on night at a the club.

>>23848395
Shit gets real when you start selling covered calls and cash covered puts on your dividend stock. Premium + Divs is top tier comfy.

>>23850344
That actually seems like a legitimate lawsuit.
>>23850367
Looks like SPY puts anon went all in

>>23850349
Welp according to this lawsuit
>>23850344
Basically just say you were treated differently

Kek, you gotta be either confident as hell or just plain out don't give a shit about the outcome but hell some dude killed this lady right out in front of the police dept today.. Happened right across the road.

>>23850321
fug I knew portfolio was 4

>>23850417
What fucking shithole city is that lmao

>>23850396
>Looks like SPY puts anon went all in

i wonder how often that sorta shit works with over a million, like you either get super rich or you lose everything, crazy.

>>23850344
Ya know what's getting more clear. This has nothing to do with actual fraud. And everything to do with completely undermining the states ability to have elections

>>23848707
I live just outside of Austin, it's already happening dude. Austin's turned into a homeless shithole. And more and more California plates are popping up on the road.

Would you take 50k if it meant a random biz anon would die as result?

>>23850417
I don’t know that guy but I know his struggle.

>>23850453
I think it's just algos/firms hedging most of the time

what do you think happened to this guy?

>>23850465
Is that an actual offer?

>>23850465
Yeah because odds are pretty good he was gonna kill himself anyways.

>>23850465
how does all of the biz anons sound?

>>23850460
Hoping many of the areas on the outskirts stay red. I'm from Bastrop

>>23850465
Their anons here who probably an heroed themselves already After loosing it all

>>23850476
anyone ever make any money off of these "unusual options activity" services like unusual whales?

>>23850465
no. we are all bros here, even if some of you guys dont know it

>>23850465
Ohhh noooo not the jannies :)

>>23850488
Evil Hitler

>>23850465
Sounds like my December SPY puts..
I'll make $50K and likely at least 1 random biz anon will suicide after the sell-off..

>>23850487
Yes. Plot twist: you have to murder him

>>23850488
Reasonable logic

>>23850493
50k per head, anon, knock yourself out

>>23850508
I would trade our friendship for 50k

>>23850465
Not only would I, he would want me to.

>>23850485
Hopefully just bagholding and not fkn dead

>>23850507
My boomer dad listens to everything the Najarians say like gospel about unusual options and he's done well with it

>>23848756
nigga are you just always streaming?last I checked you were taking forever to take a single hit of weed. I tuned out.

Maction time

>>23850456

>>23848668
Come to nh bro

96% white

No income tax
No sales tax
No car insurance
No seatbelt law
No helmet law
Conditional concealed carry guns no permit needed

It’s the fucking Wild West...but colder and whiter

>>23850508
Based fren but some people here are legit sociopathic assholes

>>23850523
>Yes. Plot twist: you have to murder him
50k is a shit ammount for murder

>>23850534
the "yes" meme is truly one of the great memes of 2020. it's up there with LOTR tax posting and the /lit/ classic "start with the greeks"

>>23848957
SNROF

>>23850534
Women would sell their "friends"
Men have real friends
This mem is shit

>>23850575
yea thats just state income tax you'll save a few hundred dollars at best

>>23850652
>Make 200k in NY
>Get taxed almost 7% by state
>Few hundred dollars
Nah

>>23850242
Kek

>>23850499
I'm in Bastrop for work on most days. Beautiful country out there. Never knew so many pine trees were in Texas.

>>23850652
I pay almost as much in state as I do in federal, not including property taxes

>>23848476
He kinda looks like Adam Sandler, doesn't he?

>>23850776
Is that a joke about bastrop always being on fire

>>23850465
no

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>>23848278
Rate my analysis:
Nasdaq (tech) is now Bitcoin and everything else (Dow, S&P, etc.) are the alt coins. There is no sector rotation, just the same pattern as in crypto, that BTC and alts usually take turns to pump, but Nasdaq/BTC is still the main show and the others hope for little opportunities to catch up, such as today and yesterday.

>>23850960
here you go

hyln 25c

>>23850960
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well you're not really wrong

>>23850993
>>23850993
>>23850993

>>23850981
I know it's nauseating, but is it wrong?

>>23850960
Yes, pretty much
(but gross that you compare the real markets to cryptocurrencies!)

>>23850997
bitcoin will always be king, but growth and value stocks come in and out of favor with investors in long duration cycles. so i would say it's not a good analogy

Seeing PFE memes now on FB, Instagram, snap, ect. Think its time to go in? As we have seen. Facts don't really matter, if the public likes it, bread and circus is profitable.

>>23850981
>MAGAtard circa 2020 after realizing there are no winning recounts and SCOTUS throes the case away without even considering it