/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for kpop
Buy palantir

>>23821832
line too big

just sold everything, and now i don't know what to do with all this cash

>>23821935

we should convert half the male population into sextoys for the other half to finally solve the f*male problem

>TQQQ dumps
>SOXL crabs
In in the wrong leveraged index

I am financially ruined

PLTR hit its top. It's all down from here

>>23821961
stop shitting up every thread, retard

What happens when an inverse ETF starts to get close to under $1? Do they split it or something?

BULLRUN IS CANCELD
ALSO FUCK KPOP POSTERS
HAVE A GOOD NIGGAS AND NIGGARETTES

>>23821947

you get to FOMO in later at higher prices.
that's why the market is unstoppable, everything is shit except for stonks.

I bought everything today. There is literally no way we have any red this week after today's news.

I see many companies have earning coming up later. What is earnings?

>>23821520
I remember that, it stings. It stings so much. I didn't sell btw, until it was too late.

t. Hold a 5 figure portfolio

>>23821968
reverse split

GME bros, this stock is starting to get really boring.

>>23821947
You should consider investing your money.

>>23821967
He's got a point. The time to sell PLTR was when Biden had a chance to win the white house. Now that Trump has packed the court there's no path for Biden anymore. He should do what's right and concede before he destroys karmella's political career.

>>23821956
the right move is to 50/50

>>23821968
Probably just split it

>>23821989
ya i agree

dont average up on it anymore. Sell a good chunk on Q3 and never look back until Q4 to sell the rest

>>23821989
iktfb

Someone shilled this movie theater company of all things a few weeks ago and I thought I was so smart for not falling for it. Now it’s up 50% in a day. I’m sorry I ever doubted you, anon

ashford hospitality chads ww@

>>23821989
/smg/ doesn't have the attention span for a thesis that extends into the next fiscal quarter

>>23821956
Should have gone with DENN

>>23821967
Don't talk to me like that, I'm the smartest person on /smg/

What is fucking wrong with Tesla?

At the next company event will Musk still be talking like an 10 year old introverted dog?

>SNDL Implied Volatility: 455%
what the absolute fuck

>>23821952
This is already happening, however why would you want a male sextoy?

>>23821994
>muh based black man
>muh acb

go back to /pol/, this is a 60+ IQ board

>>23822013
Fuckkk i had my eye on this at the start of the pandemic

>>23822038
It's a normie stock pumped too high

AGITATIS OPTIMARINI
DOMINITIS OPTIMARINI
NON PRAESTATIS OPTIMARINI
NOBILITIS OPTIMARINI

I market buy everything. That's right, right?

>>23821989
$20 eow

Pick one. Bear or bull?

>>23822019
it's hard not to be impatient when your portfolio is 100% GME
but no one would be that retarded haha

imagine not trimming at $15 haha

>>23822038

it's too expensive
check back in 5 years. if it the EV market has grown expontantielly and TESLA is world dominant then you might make some bucks.

HOW do i invest?
Do I wait until after inauguration? Stimulus payout confirmed? when do I jump in, swear to got if i buy at the top im gonna kill myself.

>>23822041
>implying they'd still be male when we're done with them
we will use the full force of medical science and RealDoll tech to convert them into human fleshlights

>HA up 50% today

holy shit bros lmao
I had 500 shares at the start of the day. sold 200 of em

>>23822074
You start investing yesterday.

wtf are these candles

>>23822067
qt cow

>>23822067
bear but not for the reason youre implyin

>>23822067
bear loli

>>23822074
put $50 in robinhood and invest in whatever is shilled on here. Do it for the thrill

>>23822074
depends how much cash you have now, how much income you expect to come in, savings rate, risk tolerance, etc.

>>23822060
If your positions are less than like 5k and you are going long, its fine. Anything larger and you want to sell puts instead so you can market buy at a fixed price + tip

I heard that new vaccine is found and markets are pumping. Which broker to use? Can I just buy through my bank? I am thinking strating with apple and tesla stocks.

>>23822041
>>23822077
>>23821952
You guys joke...

>>23821989
I'm selling on the PS5 release no matter what. I can't take this shit anymore.

>>23822099
What’s shilled here...?

Are we officially back to June levels of "market pumps on vaccine news"?

>>23822074
you buy now and don't sell.

in the market you make money by exposing yourself to risk. if you buy when everything is looking perfectly safe and awesome then there's probably no upside. If you buy now you can make money off of scare people who's fomoing in ater.

UuuuUUU BABYYYYYY

>>23822112
>Can I just buy through my bank?
call your broker

>>23822067
Udders

Hope everyone is doing well. My leaf ass is ballin'
Going to buy a nice meal tonight. What has not rocketed up yet on the TSX? Daddy wants to buy more.

This is it, i'm really seriously going to take my profits on tqqq and put it somewhere else. i'm not putting up with this abuse any longer.

>>23822112
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23822067
Big fat Green Bull

>>23822126
Yes, the TINA rally needs a quick break from 3+ months of pumping on stimulus talk "progress"

>>23822139
AUN.V hold forever

I've missed this entire bull run. Thought about getting back in after the election and now this.

Fuck this gay earth.

Time to invest now?

>>23822124
Gamestop, unironically
Quick rundown
>market cap less than expected console sales
>revenue sharing with microsoft for a cut of digital revenue on all consoles sold by Gamestop
>big shift to online sales confirmed, website now actually good
>more cash than debt
>150% short interest

>>23822124
Denny's and Gamestop are big right now. PLTR too

>>23822158
That guy that said that DENN is just 7x leveraged DJIA isn't wrong.

>>23822124
just buy oil you dum dum

>>23822156

SPY to 3.8k next year
minimum

>missed out on the election pump
>missed out on the vaccine pump
>tried to watch some kdramas to calm down
>koreans are now promoting mental illness and blackmailing/manipulating men as cute

fuck this gay world

>>23822139
i dont have to check to know that Bombardier isn't mooning today and is probably red

>>23822172
MRO? MUR? I can’t trade assets where I’m at...

>>23822122

>>23822156
>Buying the top

OH NONO ONONON BROS MY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

AAAAAAAAA IM GONNA DOOOOMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23822112
If you can't learn to Google, you shouldn't be trading.

>>23822183
wow that man is pretty cute
probably gets all the pussy

Can someone tell me what RKTs true P/E ratio is? For some reason every source I’m lookin at is either different or N/A. Any insight into why that’s the case would also be great.

is everything just going to fall back down tomorrow?

Lads, FSR is up 30.76% today

That's pretty wild right?

>>23822156
Yeah get airline and cruise stock, triple your money.

>>23822156
i'm mostly long but raising a little cash here

>>23822141
>up 24% in the last weak
holy shit you're a pussy

GME RECOVERINGGGG YESSS

>>23821917
Right, but for the comparison to be authentic, you need to compare historical growth stocks to value, not current ones. For example, if I want to know what was best over the last ten years, I need to select my basket of growth/value based on their category ten years ago, not what category they're in now. A lot of current "growth" stocks either didn't exist or were tiny companies back then, and lots of what looked like promising growth stocks a decade ago are now defunct. Most of the analysis I've seen ignores this issue and either boils down to "bro just think if you'd bought Google!" or else relies on comparing growth vs value index funds, which rebalance periodically and don't necessarily reflect the performance of the stocks they hold at any one time.

>>23822170
honestly I'm too retarded to know that means, but I'll assume its good

>>23822084
but it was sunday :(
>>23822099
already on that need more
>>23822101
risk tolerance, mid-high
cash 3k, but growing hopefully +20k within 6 months
>>23822129
How long can this run last ? Clown market seems like a carbon copy of recent smaller crashes eg june.

>>23822222
I dunno, lots of things are pumping but digits confirm I guess

I'm red on the day FML

>>23822155
$1 silver shitters? My dude, please.
You'll need some banger DD for anyone to touch that.

GME stresses me out because I want some fucken news about what is going to happen. Will Cohen take it private? Did they make any other deals? Why can't they release more info? Why are MM's trying to screw over everyone? Why won't shorts ever cover?

PLTR, I honestly don't care if it goes up or down $2 because this stock is the google of the next generation. When the thing is $100 a year or two from now, why would I give a fuck if I bought before a small dip.

So what's the best airline or cruise stock to buy boys?

>>23822222
Checked

>>23822221
RKT is just getting going

>>23822222
holy shit checked

>>23822158
>>23822157
Alright! Put $50 on GME at $11,65. Let’s see how it goes.
Btw I’m not the anon that asked how to invest.........

>>23822222
I knew it would go back up because the only thing that was making traders avoid it was fucking up with Nikola months ago

>>23822221
in my experience, that is not how the market works.

wtf are all these pennystocks exploding all of a sudden

>>23822139
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAntibe Therapeutics is flat on the day

What's the fucking deal with musk being the Osborne Syndrome impersonated?

am i too late for the Pfizer train?

>>23822298
Musk is autistic and has fuck you money, he can do whatever he wants. It turns out that the thing he wants the most is to put man on Mars. So he's doing that.

>>23822253
Even on green days there are ways to buy in fren
For instance this morning PTON was down 25%. Now it's 10% higher than that low.

>>23822190
Wow that bitch is beat up. What happened to them? Can they ever recover? I'd bag hold if they have a future at all. Working well for my CHR and WELL positions.

What the fuck is NIO doing? I feel like FOMOing back after selling at 41$ what I originally bought at 12$, I must resist though

>>23822253
>cash 3k, but growing hopefully +20k within 6 months
if you've got income expected just throw the 3k at the market now. if it goes down so what, buy more with cash when you have it. in 20 years it's not going to matter if you picked the perfect entry point

>>23822298

>>23822224
which ones anon

>>23822293
OwO

>spx is skyrocketing
>holding all tech

>sold while up $4900
We're all going to make it

>>23822328
>why yes my dream is to spend billions of dollars to send 3 or 4 people to the inevitable deaths, why do you ask?

>>23822253

this run can end tomorrow or it might not. what happens in the short term nobody can tell you but what I can say is that the stimulus that has been presented already is absolutely massive. EU has stimulus as well and China is fully open.
All of this will come into effect next year and is not priced in.
If you buy S&P index fund or global index fund you are almost certain to see massive gains if you hold for say 1-2 years.
What happens tomorrow, nobody knows but it doesnt matter.

why the fuck can't i find a tool to search for options with a specific IV? it's all either Lowest or Highest and nothing in between

>>23822353
that's a man

>>23821985
I still feel it now

I was rotating a few things and re balancing so got in a few at the top, then it dumped

This feels the same, everyone cheering and then for no reason, a mini dump

benis

is it too late for PLTR?

>>23822298
Musk has never managed a profitable business in his life but carbon credits and ZIRP have allowed him to fraud his way into billions of dollars. Deep down he is an autistic boomer.

>>23822260
I can share my DD with you if you're actually interested. I'm up over 50% since I bought. Its the only miner I will ever buy.

>>23822353
yeah boi, i gladly took my $2.2k profits

>>23822366
market chameleon and pick a page? idk

>>23822328
>mars will be our solar systems technology center
the emperor protects always

>>23822332
hell no

massive debt and absolutely destructive management. India deal was probably only because they undercut hard

better luck swinging fucking Cineplex or ACB not that either of those are any safer

>>23822357
>3 or 4 people
Musk's goal is a million people.
>inevitable deaths
All death is inevitable. Why not die on Mars?

>>23822357
I think I'd volunteer if I could.
Dying on Mars while humanity cheers you on seems like a pretty chad way to go.

pltr... no...

bobros were losing steam

If you received an inheritance, what would you do with it ,/smg/?

>>23822374
PLTR is HODL. It's just started, get on the ground floor

>>23822366
Sounds like you need to build it. I'll be your angel if you need start-up funds to hire a few poos

>>23822224
>>23822263
I know cruises are up thanks to the vaccine news, but do you guys think they'll maintain those gains or drop back down? Vaccine distribution is going to take a long time and cruise companies are still going to have to wait that out

>>23822369
If pekora's a man then I'm suffering from success

buy CLF

>>23821832
WHAT HAPPENED IM GONNA CLOSE TODAY WITH A LOSS

Anyone looking at LMND? They've got a cool zoomer friendly interface for buying insurance. I can see them actually becoming big. They're similar to RKT for me right now, but I guess I have a bit more confidence in RKT considering it actually has a strong financial backing.

>>23822398

global index fund
might keep 5% to jerk around with

Is there any good FAGMAN ETF? Yes, with just these ones. Or maybe with a bit of Nvidia, AMD or whatever. Yes I know I could buy them individually, but I don't want to keep rebalancing them constantly. That's what ETFs are good for.

>>23822398
Take out enough to live off of for a few months.
Put the rest in PLTR and walk away from my computer as I travel the country.
Come back and see what happened.

>>23822112
Sell signal.

>>23822398
How big? I'm a poorfag right now so I'm fine with silly risks but if I had six or seven figures I'd probably put most of it into boomer dividends (KO, LMT, etc)

>>23822388
>All death is inevitable. Why not die on Mars?
Because I could die on Earth instead?

>>23822432
>global
dont do that shit. i just sold my piece of shit total international fund today. absolute shit

>>23822374
dont fomo, buy the upcoming dip

PLTR TO 13 KEK!

>>23822331
Damnit ive been watching PTON, this shit is a cash cow during holidays
>>23822337
thx for making me feel better guy. Youre right
>>23822365
should i really just buy s and p and never look at stocks again? idk if i can do that

lol fuck GME
retail traders just getting absolutely BTFO

NIOCHADS IM GONNA...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

I just lost my "losing day" virginity. It kind of shitty. Now I know how some anons feel. I guess the trick is to just hold.

>>23822398
>If you received an inheritance, what would you do with it ,/smg/?
Buy shitloads of safe boomer stocks and even more MDMA - the good stuff from the netherlands

>>23822328
Why did he have to say that the first official version of Dojo might be a year away? What does that do for anyone besides fuck his stock holders over?

He keeps on saying there might be issues several quarters away when it doesn't affect anyone to not bring it up.

What's worse is that there are so many Tesla cock suckers. "OMG I JUST BOUGHT 5 CHAIRS!".

"OMG I can't wait for the stock to get on a big boomer index!!!"

>>23822451
It will end at $11.99 because fuck calls lmao

>>23822417
https://e-hentai.org/g/1699650/ecb833d71e/
that's a man

>>23822377
And if you bought in 2015 it'd be dead money after a long bag hold. What is so different now? Will they return to the 2007 days of $77?
Legit feel like you are asking for a hard D in the B here brother.

>>23822423
Tech rotation

SOUR HOUR

>>23822464
Imagine, if you will. A man who chooses to hold Tesla stock, knowing full well that Musk tweets things like "stock price too high imo", and then getting upset when his tweets tank the stock price. If you actually believe in Tesla just buy more retard. I'm not buying TSLA because I think Musk will liquidate a big chunk of his stock for SpaceX soon.

>>23822450

if you wanna gain 300% in 6 months then S&P is not for you but if it's one of the best investments you can make for riskadjusted gains.

>>23821832
Logitech Jesus wtf

Would you look at that, ptr ach cha and snp keep going up

>>23822112
What the fuck is a broker?

>>23822157
>>market cap less than expected console sales
>sales

Balkan bros what broker do you use? I’m trading pennies on revolut rn. Want to get on something real...

What’s up with NVDA?

It was climbing nicely. Apparently there is a bunch of weird options activity? I bought for the hodl. Buy more?

This is me. This is how I win.

>>23822386
I faintly remeber them getting delisted. Would someone buy them out? Anything worth saving from the fire in there?

>>23822077
Can't we just do that with women? It'll be cheaper and faster.

>>23822156
Call me a gay Trump boomer but I feel like a rug pull soon will be justified with “well, he’s making a good case and we need recounts” and then pump it huge when Black Friday numbers come in and then Biden wins again and then it’s a money factory.

>>23822519
"less than expected console sales"
More like
>Market Cap is retardedly low because of Big Money shit
>Record Breaking console sales coming Q4.

>>23822519
$1B in Xbox sales alone by January, with high margin revenue sharing on every Xbox sold. If Gamestop sold LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE it would still be undervalued.

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessing machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you, But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal." - Elon Musk

>>23822432
global/international etf's are shit. Just hold a broad based US ETF. maybe do 10-15% into a small cap etf

>>23822534
Stocks make no fucking sense today, so probably a good time to buy anything that's down you want to hold for the long-term.

>>23822449
Good. I didn't finish accumulating it when it was sub $10. Was expecting it to crab at least until December. Only managed to snag a measly 100 shares @ $9.64

>>23822542
it'll be bailed out because cucknada heritage and pride
shareholders will prob be fucked anyways, it is not a trade anyone should touch

better odds just playing weekly lottos on random shit

>>23822347
American airlines seems fine.

>>23822476
the art isn't that good but I could probably fap to this anyway just because I can insert their actual voices into the lines

https://www.ft.com/content/6b2f26f6-5dff-4218-beb0-59f544aebd5b

>Hargreaves Lansdown suffers system outage amid record trading volumes
>Technical issues hit UK’s largest investment platform as savers pile into buoyant stock markets

>Hargreaves Lansdown, the UK’s largest investment platform, was rocked by severe technical problems on Monday after experiencing its busiest-ever trading day as savers piled into buoyant stock markets.

Wow, so it wasn't just our meme brokers even HL got fucked

why can't you put all in on a stock on ex dividend date then sell the next day and put all in on whatever stock has ex dividend the next day and collect infinite free money every day?

I have a $100 in my brokerage account. Should I invest in airline stocks?

>>23822562
>high margin revenue sharing
>high margin
You have no source for that. It could be 0,00000000001% and you wouldn't know.
>>23822554
>console sales
>low margin
Yes.

at least the chinkshit EV's and green energy I gambled on are good today

>>23821947
Buy gbtc whenever it dips outside the daily bolliginer band for like the next 3 to 4 year.

SPY is going to 400 EOW and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>23822565
Mars is going to be some insane cross between a forgeworld and an Asimovian Foundation to preserve high technology and the enlightenment.

Do it for von Braun.

I dont know. Should I take gains or just close my broker and pretend today doesnt exist?

>>23821832
Did amc shill sell before the pump

>>23822476
>the part where pekora leaves flare's pussy for noel
kino

>>23822613
are you sure about that anon
i want to make a lot of money
i was also thinking about buying 11/20 PFE calls

I am getting fucking destroyed today jesus chirst.

>>23822618
Just call your broker and ask for your yearly do over

>>23822613
Well, I can put more money into SPY and make it go up faster

Is Logitech a buy

>>23822261
I want shorts to cover so I can buy more PLTR. Feels bad man.

just fomod into palantir. if it dips back to 10 ill buy 2x more. god help me

>>23822554
>Record Breaking console sales coming Q4.
>When TSMC can't produce shit
>Expecting record breaking sales from a paper launch
Just look at the RTX and RX launches, for fucks sake, it tells you everything you have to know. There's also a fucking reason Sony and Microsoft did wait only up to a few weeks before launch to announce the price, this is unheard of, and is because of cost constraints by low supply. The only record you'll see is how dumbfucks buys them for 1500$ on ebay.

>>23822418
why

Stockuyomi

THIS IS IT HERE WE GO

>>23822661
based PLTR Chad
you've got a discount

>>23822599

that would be arbitrage and arbitrage for retail-investors doesnt exist.
because of this you can always assume the dividend is gonna be priced in and the stock is gonna drop accordingly the day after.

>>23822599
Try it.
Fuck around and find out.

>>23822661
same

>>23822661
It's gold longterm. Don't sweat it.

>>23822432
>>23822445
>>23822566
>>23822437
>>23822442
>>23822459
thanks, guys. saved for later. take this as payment

What happened to that anon with 351 spy puts?

>>23822051
Chaos Gate Chad!

>>23822687
thanks. i just wish i had bought in at $10. i hope i still can. i dont feel bad about fomoing into a stock that i know is a winner long term, but i still feel like a retard

>>23822482
The price of silver tanked and crabbed during that time and with them being a silver miner, this affects their bottom line. They stopped operations. What's happening right now is they're starting up operations for their new mine the Revenue-Virginus mine. It is not some new mine, it has been producing silver for 100s of years already and more deposits are being found with modern techniques. It is one of the highest grade silver mines in the world and the are starting mining in 2021. They have all the equipment and permits ready and they have no debt. With the governments of the world printing vast amounts of money and the push to solar (solar panels contain silver) the price will slowly go up. I'm not all in or anything, but it is 10% of my portfolio right now and I plan to hold for a few years. Here's a video showing their mine, but if you can't sit through watching it just ignore me: https://youtu.be/am9eADLcx6A

>>23822678
We’re done here
Kisame, we’re leaving

>>23822666
>TSMC supply limited and cranking out chips at 110%
Well it's a good thing I own TSMC stock too

WTF GME is going back up now? It was supposed to only go down today, why?

Famiglia, would you rather FOMO Nio before the earnings day or wait for the dip before the NIO day on January?

I’m already in but I want more just in case this shit is going to pull a Tesla.

>all this shit mooning
>here I am holding apple

Lame

>>23822696
TQQQ at 158 was a mistake wasnt it. A 3k loss at this point. For anyone who dumped $45k on it....

>>23822736
>NIO day
On this episode of "everyone copying Elon"...

>>23822710
please be natty please be natty please be natty

>>23822753
not me heh

>>23822711
I should just use a trip at this point but I fucking despise tripfags. I’m here, gonna hold a few days and see what happens.

>>23822745
Thought you were cute, huh?

>>23822745
even tomorrow at 1pm

Why is WFC (Wells Fargo) spiking? Is it just because Biden?

>>23822762

>>23822733
gotta shake out all the retard robinhooders who thought they were going to get rich quick

RIP all the 11/13 calls

What the fucking is happening to my precious PAWZ bro’s? Coronas cured so people are giving away their pets or what?

>>23822761
I don’t really care as long as I can make money out of it...if you know what I mean

>>23822766
Godspeed.

>losses of 500 from 2000 initial
>300 from a penny stock dealing with a potential therapeutic for covid which is still in testing stages
How do I cope, smgchads?
I do my research on stocks but they never seem to pick up except for when I don't touch them.

Hold SPY puts overnight?

Any horsie bros still around?

>>23822774

4 3 1 2 5

>>23822736
I sold my NIO, and reinvested everything in PLTR, T & UKX

NIO could well moon but I had to take SOME profits today and didn't wanna sell anything else, so I sold NIO. Could easily be wrong decision

>>23822769
It’s gonna dump again, I can feel it

How long we expecting this rally to last? I figure through the end of the week on account of 'election uncertainty' and the Gov of Utah issuing a mask mandate and limiting gatherings.

>>23822797
My dad just bought more today

>>23822753
I missed my chance to dump those heavy bags for a miniscule profit, god damnit

>>23822797
im never fucking selling my beautiful stallions bro, im never selling horse

>>23822773
it's because they bought 500K shares of GME recently so they're pricing in their value post-squeeze

What's up with this NQ dump?

!aaaaaaaaa

>>23822764
Explain. Aaaaaaaaa a 3k loss when almost everyone on here is making money. I thought STONKS ONLY OG UPPPP SOTNKC ONLYS GO UP STONKS STONK STONKS GO UP UP NOT DOWN STOCKNO GO UP STONKS STONKs STONks STOnks GO UP ONLY STonks Stonks stonks ONLY GO UP ONLU UP stonk ston UP sto st sssssssss

>>23822824
it's fucking bullshit.

>>23822773
If it was Trump it would’ve been WALLS FARGO

>>23822766
Best of luck to you familia

>>23822773
>>23822773
Other banks are gaining today as well. It's because of the vaccine. If something is good for the economy in general, it's good for banks

>>23822823
Kek.
You know, every time I see all the big boys buying up GME like vultures and never selling, it gives me hope.
Big money is on our side now.

Bought ACB at 11.80. How fucked am I?

HERE WE GO

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1325899024721989633?s=20

>US SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MCCONNELL DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE BIDEN AS PRESIDENT-ELECT OR HARRIS AS VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT

>>23822722
Alright, that is some legit DD. I'll do my own this week and report back my findings.

I offer GFL (leaf garbage guys) as payment. They have a bright future IMO

I did it again...
I fomoed out and didn't buy at close on PLTR.
I'm still gonna make money though, right bros?

>>23822809
not sure about that, they havent had a "one more thing" event since they announced the iphone x in 2017. could be legit

>>23822851
How does I’m not sure sound?

>>23822850
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23822773
The Senator from Mastercard is now President Elect, what do you think?

>>23822850
Oh no...

GME to $11.99 to fuck up calls, check em

>>23822850
>https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1325899024721989633?s=20
>Zero Hedge
Ok Doomer

how do you cope with losing 50% of your portfolio?

>>23822850
Fight
FIGHT
FIIIIIGGGGGHHHT

>>23822836
Most quit coming here after they lose it all.

>>23822850
LMAO MY PUTS ARE GONNA PR-.......BREAK EVEN

WHAT TO BUY BEFORE CLOSE?

>>23822804
>PLTR

I want to believe anon.

>>23822890
>>23822902
I hope you both realize there are a lot of anons that stop coming here because they kill themselves.
Its a morbid thought, but I'm sure there are hundreds of suicides from posters here that have taken place over the last decade or less.

>>23822850
CROSS THE RUBICON

>>23822910
NFLX will rebound tomorrow, you could buy and sell in the morning.

>>23822850
They show some spine after they get some evidence. Figures. If it wasn't for tan man they would probably roll right over.

>>23822890
You don't.
Get a job or an hero.

>>23822856
Glad I could help fellow leaf fren. There's a lot with Aurcana, its one of my most researched stocks cause I've never bought a miner before them. I spent weeks doing DD, so I'm comfy holding. I'll give GFL a look, I see their trucks around my city.

Why is SHOP down so much with Black friday coming soon? Good time to buy?

>>23822910
LMT IF YOU'RE SCARED OF CHINA
RTX IF YOU'RE SCARED OF CHINA BUT BULLISH ON VACCINES
GAMESTOP IF YOU HAVE BALLS OF STEEL
SOME GAY BANKING SHIT LIKE JP OR WFC IF YOU'RE A GAY BOOMER

>>23822890
don't look at your account for 3 months then buy back in high then panic sell

t. june top buyer september top buyer election bottom seller

Is Zoom a buy right now? Surely the market will correct...

Just bought PLTR at 14.70

Nasdump from 12.4k day's high to sub 12k oh, oh bull bros..

>>23822890
I think about the quote " the losses are only on paper until you sell them at a loss", but it's still hard to hold when there's no good news to back up your decision.

Nasdaq triple top
Soon S&P triple top
>oh-boy.jpg

>>23822931
I was wondering that too. It still looks extremely expensive to me. I really want to own some but idk if it's a good idea to buy at these prices. I need to DD

late to the party fomo pltr bros, just have cash on hand to buy more in case we retrace

>>23822909
anon pls it hurts

>buying sony and microsoft stocks

Days like today really make me think I should stick with ETFs. I just can't take this volatility, constantly makes me feel like I want to FOMO into something or sell a stock because I get nervous & start second guessing myself.
Maybe just put like 80-90% in ETFs, and hold only a few stocks...

>>23822890
Just do a 2x

>>23822890
I once lost thousands of dollars, and i mean thousands.... I eventually cashed out fully. Felt horrible for a month or two. Came back during march cause of the crash only cause i was certain last year a crash was inevitable. Just wish i delayed my puts and did them in february rather than september. Was too frigtened off by options to even touch calls in march.

>>23822969
I want to do the same, but what the fuck? I don't have enough money to even benefit from them.

>>23822931
I think it’s pretty obvious. It’s an online retailer and there’s news that things might go back to normal soon

>>23822890

I don't lose 50% of my portfolio

>>23822928
>Get a job
I'm already putting half my income in this shit

>>23822977
Most of my losses are from 3x ETFs :)
A lot of it is from outright jewish spreads right when you want to fucking sell

>>23822969
50% ETFs
30% Boomer / divvies
20% Growth prospects / interesting / smgmeme

For me it's that mix

NET

>>23822942
I bought it at opening at 14.68
oh well, another day, another set of bank transfers. Pump it to Mars.

>>23822890
easy, losing 50% of my portfolio would mean losing 5% of my net worth
and >>23822992.

WOW NELLY SLOWDOWN!

>>23823023
What’s the fuss about PLTR? I have $3000 to invest and I can use some cheap stocks

>>23822890
Set a stop loss next time

tomorrow sqqq gaps up again. this is glorious bobros

GME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23822915
There probably are. Still dont fully understand it though. I felt horrible lose about 20% of my networth but not suicidal tier. Joking about killing yourself is one thing but to actually seriously mean it. Jeeez why are they even in stocks in the first place its nothing more than glorified gambling dont tell me otherwise

>>23823069
I have 20.5 calls for Friday. Sell end of day or hold till tmrw?

Fucking gme piece of shit

FALL FASTER

>>23823071
I sold

>>23823063
just a based company innit

>>23822969
>20% sp500 401k
>13% aapl
>13% tqqq/soxl
>22% index etfs
>32% memes

GME is so manipulated its not even funny, what the fuck is this movement???

>>23822941
Fuccckkkk. Thats some horrible timing.

t. Didnt sell the top....in june.....or September.....and i think october....doesnt feel good anon

Who gonna buy sndl at close and hope for another massive gap up?

>>23823103
foreal what the actual fuck is that

what the fuck is this supposed to be

jesus christ i got memed into buying oil stocks by you faggots during the contango and im FINALLY green after holding these bags for so long.

>>23823079
hold until tomorrow, fren

If this is what an oil bull run does in a day I can't wait to see how much it makes in the next 4 years. Going to put 20%-30% of my wages into MRO and HAL for the upcoming years

>>23823117
dont do it. classic trap. if you do, do a small bet

>>23823079
Sell all

GME... my beloved... why have you forsaken me?

Reeeeeeee its a $4200 loss on tqqq now for anyone who went in with 45k at 158!!!! Its gonna bpunce right right, its just to shake out the weak hands right!!!

>he didn't sell GME at 15

>>23823154
i sure did. its never hitting that high again

>>23823124
>Cboe bzy
You know that nasdaq and nyse data is only 4 bucks a month, right?

Fucking finally..after 8 days of holding puts and being -90 percent i can finally relax

>>23823154
Was holding out for $20 :(

>>23822969
i'm just going to dca into spy

GME BROS
That dip at the end is obvious shorting manipulation.
Relax. Please, it isn't good for your bloodpressure.
I'm getting annoyed at it too, but that was just plane old bullshit. SEC would have a field day with this if they actually did their job instead of smoking crack all day.

>>23823071
lol, GME

>>23823140
The future is black my dudes. My oil stocks also own my solar stocks so I'm ready for Joevid

>>23823124
The Holocoaster

The Contract is Nigh

>entire market up 6% in PM
>shrinks to 3% by end of day

what in the fuck is this absolute clownshow market

Why does the Jew hate tech stocks today

>>23823146
Reeeee it went up a dollar. Jump back in for nearly 145 and its down 60 cents ahsjddhrhrhrhrjrfhrhrj itll go back up right

why is everything shitting itself

How are we feeling for CRSR earnings??? Remember when GME coomers were missing their opportunity to accumulate pltr

The US market is dipping?
That means I was completely right about today's hopium.
God damn I love seeing into the near future

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23823202
>>23823207
>>23823214
I literally told yall yesterday this was going to happen.

>>23823180
this

>>23823201
>not "neigh"

>>23823180
And the bull cope begins

I made $23000 today

If what happened today doesn't convince you the Jews need to be eliminated, then you're beyond help.

> fake rally on fake vaccine news
> tech dumped to the pits
> heavy, heavy trading activity all sold to the downsides
> who's getting the bags? not the kike institutions, that's for sure

NONONONONONONO MY GAINS

>>23822850

How is this news? Why wouldn't he side with his own party? Am I missing something? Does Pelosi acknowledging Biden mean he's confirmed? Honest question here, I'm not following this political cancer fest and truly wonder if this is an actual sign of anything other than the party sticking to their leader.

>>23823214
>>23823227
Rugpull. You got greedy bulls. Obvious bubble that was getting pumped and dumped. Learn from i, embrace it and move on.

>>23823090
This post glows

and gme back to 11.8 what the fuck is this shit

>>23823008
Ideal. Are your ETF's tracking a market or a sector? I hold the leaf market in two ETF's but I want to add something ex-can
Personally, I am aiming for 5% divvies overall.
Growth/memes are fun, so only fun money goes here.

Working out great so far?

I hate jews. I was up $4000 20 minutes ago and just lost $3000 of that in 5 minutes.

>>23823223
Dow is still up by nearly four percent, shit fuck

>>23822391
Just buy more

>>23823235
Dude it isn't bullcope, its a fucken fact.
Look at that shit.

>>23822910
SQQQ

>>23823238
she should use her witch magic to grow a penis

>>23823272
>its the jews fault I didnt sell!

lmao cope

To any bullfaggot that did sell at the top when the market was being pumped youre a fucking brainlet seriously this was bursting to pop

Q predicted this

>>23823141
Only 200$ worked for me with SUNW. Except I sold premarket and it continued to ass blast up. Worth a shot

>>23823219
I have both friendo.
If GME moons I buy more PLTR.

>>23823290
its been exactly 2 days and you faggots have killed that word. "cope"

CLOSE THE FUCKIN MARKETS BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>23823316
cope

>>23823238
Post proof so I can cope

>>23823322
>>23823322
>>23823322
>>23823322
New

>>23823294
>sell at the top
>brainlet
uwotm8

Tank baby tank

Print my calls tommrow let's g000000000000

Good thing I set a stoploss on my TQQQ jesus

YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE
TAKE ALL MONEY OUT AND PUT INTO CRYPTO
DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

Wow full blown crash a Rooney

>>23823290
Everything is always the jews fault.

>>23823316
"Cope" has become the
"have sex incel"
of the internet these days.
>OHHHH MY GOOOOAAAAWDD IM GONNNA COOOOOOOOPPPEEEE

cumming in cunnys

>>23823351
git gud

>>23823366
woah based

>>23823269
Thanks. They're market ETFs, I only hold 3 deliberately boring ETFs in: QQQ, SPY and UKX

Working out well so far but I haven't been doing this for so long, so I'm seeing how it goes and leaning towards caution

>>23823366
>>>/tv/

Fuck you game stop, come back down here, I was gonna buy, FFS.

>>23823125
Your luck that biden forgot he was supposed to be for the green new deal

>>23821832
brokers are boring

BoringDAO is fun