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Why do we have two generals now?

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>>23813966
because of the CLF shill.
It's always because of the CLF shill.

>>23813966
We don't the one the other retard made wasn't even a proper thread.

>>23813966
The real one has actual information in op.

>>23813966
CLF tranny
ignore him and his thread
and buy ZM puts

i'll never find an opportunity to convert my GME shares into calls

1st for validating this thread.

>>23813957
I remember seeing so many bears from friday till sunday night, wonder what happened to them

>>23813999
do it now while it's still up

NASDAQ gonna crashin 25mins.

GME guys, today is the day.

>>23813998
Buy gold dip yay or nay?

>sold PTON puts
How can I recover?

CLF fag ruining /smg

Kinda sucks my cash is in transit to my broker, but at least the account holds SPY and GME calls.

>>23814012
i think cash retard would have FOMO'd back in, and some lucky ones would have sold before the dip and bought back in for cheaper

dumbasses buying SQQQ and shit though, i'll never understand why these faggots try to time the market without a crystal ball

>>23813982
based

Report CLFag's thread.

>>23813957
OH NO NO NO ZMers

>>23814068
no

>>23814017
stops are ready

>>23814016
>while it's still up
are you messing with me
isn't buying on a massive green day like this the worst time to buy options

i was waiting for a +0% day. I thought Friday last week was going to be like that like usual but Friday last week was actually mooning up a bit threatening to close above $12

I wonder when the bonds will recover. Jerome?

The bogs are toying with me

ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH

>>23814020
Yay.

PLAY, BA, JWN. Give me 2 more.

I might not have a lover, I might be sexually frustrated, but at least THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS HERE, BABY!!!!
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN OX!!!!

>>23814068
nah one of us has to go over there to entertain him so he doesn't make any more
not it

Should I get some cheap puts when we open? There's no way this holds.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DO I BUY WHEN THE MARKET OPENS?

I just cancelled my Palantir buy order

Bros i work at a hospital are they going to make me get the covid vaccine? And should i quit if they require it?

>>23814079
yes
buying when it's green is the worst time to buy options
which means it is the best time to sell them

>>23813957
Links for bears where? I need the suicide hotline.

i’m so glad i didn’t listen to the fud bears this weekend :^)

>>23814109
I defiantly have to get the fucking flu vaccine every year. You can be your ass it'll be a condition of continued employment.

make money to suppress black people

>>23814103
last week was the time to buy friend

>>23814046
they're so stupid I can't understand them. They think that they know something the fund managers don't while using a robinhood account and end up losing 95% of their position on some shit bear bet

>>23814109
>are they going to make me get the covid vaccine?
Yes.
>should i quit if they require it?
No.

Still down 20% but my divvies are locked and loaded now. Feels like it goin' too fast. WHOA NELLY
*sips*
I can wait.

>>23814091
>that ass
grim

>>23814103

CLF dawg

Also you Butthurt thread splitting discord trannies are hilarious sperging about your wall of links

Anyways back to my portfolio I got the popcorn ready :)

>>23814103
>he hasn't bought with all of this time
we tried to tell you

>>23814077
The lamb must be slaughtered so that SPY can print.

>>23814150
you need to go back

>>23814135
Yea i got the flu one too. Stupid whore showed up said “time for shots” with a smile. Pretty absurd

>>23814109
have u tried not being a retarded conspiracy theorist?

>>23814091
i wont lie id fuck an asian

>>23814175
Back to where you dumbass?

>>23814160

I forgot

Yall make sure you sign this

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-people-demand-verification-ballots-cast-2020-election

>TSLA is still up a percent
How does meme man do it?

A reminder that if you aren't already holding do not buy in today.
https://youtu.be/Ig4Ey3UeZLs

>>23814160
your calls have zero volume and fuckheug spreads and you will never, ever, ever realize at least 75% of your imaginary gains

>>23814160
Fuck off and kill yourself CLF shill
You do the same thing everyday, day after day
How have you not learned?? Are you just retarded?
It's so simple dude, just make the thread right and nobody will complain
You're such a faggot

>Keep accumulating during covid
>Market keeps crashing
>down 15%
>feelsbad.jpg
>Vaccines announced
>up 20% today
We're all gonna make it, bros

Surely SPY can't continue at these levels forever. There has to be some pullback.

short PFE on the open is the play. you're welcome

>>23814188
Good taste

>>23814175
Would u quit brobeans? I have some concerns that this vaccine isnt properly studied who knows what the long term effects are? The hospitals fuckin empty too covid is a literal meme

>>23814160
No money will ever sate your desperate need for attention clf trannie

>>23814103
Nigga you best place that order back because PLTR is never going below $20 after Friday.

>>23814160
>Butthurt thread splitting discord trannies
Massive projection over there faggot, fuck your paper gains.

>coronavirus cured
>market going up
>entire industries saved
we've switched to the No Malarkey timeline

>>23814158
slow ride!
take it easy!
*sssssiiippppp*
easy does it there.

>>23814213
nah dude, SPY is on track to hitting 650,000 this time next year

>>23814160
Weed has fried your fucking brain. You post links in your thread and no one cares about the shill. Fuck off

gold & silver in free fall. dow is uo 6% pre. yield is up big time

>>23814091
This is my wife’s boyfriend’s daughter. I tried to raise her right. Have I failed?

i know you're gonna say im retarded for yoloing an opening buy order on 3 positions but its going to be green dildos all week

>>23814109
Get ready to hire an attorney.

BOIL and USLVF (3x Silver) and SLV shares and Calls.

Those are your buys anons. Those dipped.

Go and make some money.

>>23814171
I bought solar stocks last week, but they already went up when Biden won on Friday. They wont be going up now as much as many other stocks.

It goes without saying that I already bought in stock market, just like everyone who visits /smg/, duh, duh, mega duh.

>>23814135
that's odd, i needed to have vaccines like tetanus up to date, but the flu vaccines themselves aren't mandatory

unless you live in north korea or something, they're no way the covid vaccine (when it's out) will be made mandatory. Im not an anti vaxxer but there's no way im touching that shit until safety is better understood in phase 4

you dont want to be the 1 in 100000 that dies of some massive hypersensitivity reaction

>>23814147

BoBo thinks the market reflects reality. Unfortunately for BoBo the market is a means of class warfare.

>>23814141
I’m on it fren! Time to put these folks back to work.

>>23814091
>>23814159
literally no ass

>now this is a rump

>>23814103
>He hasn't been accumulating like mad on oil/airlines and cruise stock since it crashed at the beginning of the Coronavirus crisis
Oh god, get the fuck off my board

>>23814250
something of mine is raising right if you know what i mean

>>23814218
So fucking ugly

>>23814224
who cares if PLTR goes up 10% today, if bunch of other stocks go up 30%. I can buy better stocks today, and then go and buy your fuckin PLTR at 20 on Friday, your math is non-existant. Go hold your RTX stocks

>>23814264
then you're being greedy, just watch the green dildos and enjoy the ride. Nobody should be buying today

PFE???????????

yaay

10 minutes until cooooom

>>23814267
I work at a hospital all this shit is required. Probably gonna have to quit in the coming month or two when they demand i get the vaccine. Im not taking that shit

>>23814267
The flu shot is largely worthless though because you are taking a vaccine to protect yourself from the previous years flu strain. It's why the literally give it away for free.

>>23814283
>that position
Typical to fake having an ass. You cannot discern anything, I bet that bug also has no ass.

>>23814284
>waiting 7 months for movement
Ahh yes, a fellow connoisseur of the BIG GREEN WADS
*sips*

>>23814283
plenty of ass for a white man

>>23814313
If you aren't patient you are never going to make it

>>23814291

>>23814284
Oil

>>23814287
Show some respect man

do I buy at open?
DO I BUY AT OPEN??
IS THIS FOMO??????

>>23814307
I hate bugs, but I must admit that one is cute...

>>23814310
It costs $40-140 a pop depending on “strength” whatever the fuck that means

>t. hospital account

To late for SPY calls?

AIRLINES TO THE MOON

ZOOM IS DEAD RIP RIP RIP

I JUST MADE 25K

>>23814301
YEAH BUT THAT'S WHAT WAS SAID ABOUT THE LAST 6 PUMPS IN A ROW

>>23814328
profit taking is gone, red days are banned, just buy.

>>23814328
if youre buying when things are green, it's def FOMO.

>>23814284
fucking larpers

Trump should have went with operation ludacris speed instead of warp speed. If they could have gone to plaid and had the vaccine out in October he'd probably have won the election.

>>23814283
Based Xiao La Jiao poster

>>23814213

we pullback from 390 to 383.5

Kicked my girlfriend out of my apartment yesterday, golden bullring starts today. You're welcome guys (and CLF tranny).

Macy or Nordstorm?

>>23814320
Literally looks like a gilt.
Would probably be effective to insert my sausage in her ass, but psychologically it would be disgusting.

>>23814344
Yes, I'm larping, whatever helps you cope, retard

why did cash gang call me "retarded" for being long? i almost took offense to that!

>>23814309
no don't quit
this is a pretty basic ethical issue
they cannot force you to take a vaccine with unproven safety data
like what even is the sample size in the Pfizer trials
there's no way we can know anything about the safety until at least a year after approval

you're going to have a hard time finding a new job, so fight for your rights, you can't be forced to take something you think is not safe. They can try to fire you and they'll be in trouble

>>23814103
LUV at almost any time for the past several months

>>23814311
are you retarded? look at her waist. now look at her hips. absolute monster ass

>>23814353
That one looks decent. Any pic of that butt without stupid poses, just standing or laying belly down?

>>23814301
but the solars wont go up much with this vaccine, im mega missing out if i hold.

>>23813957
Do you guys think workhorse will go back up? It seems like a good time to buy in and sell at 30

>>23814355
>check'd
thank you based anon. what's the story? why'd you do it

>>23814267
>unless you live in north korea or something
we do now, and put on yoru fucking chinese mask

BVLL BVLL BVLL SURGE!!!!! SISSY BEAR CVCKS GETTING CVCKED BY MASSIVE BVLL COCK!!!!!! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>23814352
I bet you give great helmet

>>23814284
oil, airlines, and aiports here. my county's market is closed though

>>23814337
you realize this time its different, the dow is up 1,700

>>23814327
i think she's an asian hapa
the only cute japanese chicks imo

i dont understand who can fap to JAVs, most of the girls are so uncanny

i cant decide between airlines cruises or hotels they are all gonna moon today i wish i had more money so i could make more money

Is it going to pump or dump at open?

>>23814417
POOMP

>>23814382
Waist =/= Ass
Also, Thighs =/= Ass
You're clearly an ass amateur if you make that basic mistake. You have MUCH to learn, youngling.

>>23814417
It depends on if you sell or buy.

>>23814417
Dump a little from people taking profits or rise from FOMO. We find out in 5 mins.

>>23814394
im in Cucknada
we're already fucked but at least our public health acknowledges we may still have to live with restrictions for 2-3 years even with a vaccine

because there's no way in hell we're forcing everyone to take a vaccine, especially if it might be more dangerous than covid itself (at least for younger adults)

Put my remaining cash into VTI premarket
Good luck lads

who else comfy here? what should my second long position be NET or U?

>>23814392
She stopped paying rent saying i made enough money in the stocks and with my side business that she should be able to stay home with me all day. Lol wrong.

>>23814267
Theyll make it mandatory. After all they got away with this year they will make you bend over and take it just to work.

Anyone have a cnbc stream?

>>23814413
Looks 2fake4me

>>23814417
I will tell you in 3 minutes

>>23814438
That statement, does not compute

>>23814390
Workhorse is dead. They aren't getting the contract nor would they be able to handle a contract or that size anyway.

Hey, guys is Bobo ok? Bobo?

If you don’t buy CRSR today you are stupid, tomorrow are earnings!

>>23814450
based.

>>23814450
Big larp.

I'm down right livid.

>buy shares
>dumps

>buy shares
>sell far out calls expiring in a week
>somehow pumps every single time hard emough that i end up missing out

Just ready to fomo my entire account and not look at it for months at this point am absolutely mad right now how I keep screwing up and how the algos keep moving the price in such a way that i lose so many times.

AAAAAAA I DONT CARE IF THIS IS FOMO IM ABOUT TO THROW MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS IN THIS IS UTTERLY ANNOYING!!!!

who else here in penny stocks and prepped for a +100% moon mission?

>>23814449
wrong pic fuck

I'm so hyped for market opening lads

>>23814468
Will UAVS reach $20 like WKHS did?

>>23814450
was her pussy good?

>>23814450
Nothing wrong with that as long as her full time job becomes servicing your every need.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23814468
oof okay, what's some good stocks for under 20 then?

>>23814473
bobo should stick to shorting crap like ZM instead of entire markets

>>23814473
>HE KNEELS

OPEN FASTER

>>23814484
OPTIMARINES

HERE WE FUCKINNNN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23814480
Just buy boomer shit and hold for all eternity.
This plan literally cant fail

>>23814473
just short gold or silver

NASDAQ DEAD IN 1 MINUTE

>>23814502

>>23814417
Dude the news just broke that Pfizer has a COV vaccine, it's gonna be massive gainz today

check european markets

This shit is 100% unsustainable.

>>23814464
Why are you fucks so snide and condescending? Its insufferable

t-2 minutes until my suicide

I love you all.

>>23814479
Not a larp. It's been a long time coming.

1 month of XOM put progress GONE

Thanks Joe

>>23814456
who cares if it's photoshopped, it's cute and you're never going to meet the real person anyways
you fap to the idealization, like 2D, not the real thing

you want something closer to real, it'll hurt more because you'll never meet a girl like pic related

>>23814484
What anime is this?

>>23814450
pics of her ass? if shes hot enough you should have just given her the pussy pass

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23814353
>>23814283
Tell me about the world of chinese porn it seems like an untapped market

Who are the top performers?

Ive seen some Meizu videos and it was insane

What the FUCK was that?

>>23814536

Cut that malarkey!

WADDA FUG WADDAT?? :DDD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT FUCK WAS THAT

>>23814468
lmao prepare to be dabbed on.

Let's do this

NASDAQ POOOOMP YES

>>23814495
I'm sorry anon, I don't know enough about UAVS to give you any sort of prediction.
>>23814503
PLTR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

HERE WE GO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>T212 crashed
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LET THE COOMING BEGIN

WHY IS XOM GOING UP

Fuckkkkk me

>>23814554
>>23814555
>>23814556
>>23814557
Based WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT poster

WHAT WAS THAT

WKHS went down .78 on earnings. Why is it going up?

UTILITYBROS RISE UP

WHAT THE FUCK WA--- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT FUCK WAS THAT

heheheheheheheheheheheueheueheueheueheueheueheuehueheuehueheueheuehhehehehhehehyehhyehehyehyhyeh

>>23814554
>>23814555
>>23814556
>>23814557
How did the post for .01 go up after 02?

WHAT THE FUCK IS AMD DOING LEL

Based PLTR Chads stay winning.
Literally the next Tesla

>>23814578
Oh wait, I'm down?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

should i get buying more?

what the fuck was what

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT AIRLINES TO BUY NOW?

>Degiro crashed complety

>>23814607
Same shit any tech stock is doing. Tanking.

>>23814607
Rotation of sectors. People moving out of tech stocks since there's more money to be made else where in this bull run.

>>23813982
Red ID and based.

DO I SELL MY AIRLINE STOCKS LMAO

>>23814603
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>tech dumping

yes
YES

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE

>>23814611
>>23814578
Oh no, wait. I'm up so much my broker crashed

That was a rollercoaster of emotions

GUYS BE AWARE PLEASE:

If you are not in right now, stay out! it will go down so fast it will kill you.

Not even 1 vaccine hype lasted more than 2 days. DO NOT ENTER !!!!!!

>>23814621
GODVERDOMME AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23814609
>14.99
IT'S SO CLOSE to 15 AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23814552
It was a lil pimply sometimes but she let me put whatever I wanted in it. But she was a slob and I hated cleaning up after her.

>>23814583
for fuck sake just when i thought i had found an okayish platform for the UK
fuck degiro and fuck t212

T212 ded

>>23814621
etrade and ameritrade having issues too

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>MA BOYS
>V LADS

WHAT HAPPENED?

fix your shit Degiro I need to buy airline stock quick

>>23814626
No long way to go yet

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQRotfSo-kU

>>23814103
You didn't' accumulate for the past 7 months?
Did you fall for the 3-4 fig bears spamming on this board?

Ignore the covid doomers, you can't beat mother nature, so work with it.

LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23814630
Good. Dot com bubble 2.0

>>23814630
"dumping"

>>23813982

Oh shit Trading212 can't keep up.

Wait, did some brokers crash?

Tastyworks just had some issues updating as well.

>>23814657
>>23814654
Interesting

>>23814651
Thats disgusting is she a nigger or something why is her cooter brown? LMFAO

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

lmao we’re going to the moon before Jan 20 2021

bros none of my fucking calls for SPY went through on robinhood

NOOOO

I placed an order for a call at the ask and it didn't fill... wtf is happening? Have the calls gone up?

only racists are allowed to ride this pump!

What the fuck ARKF

WTFWT

>>23814495
The conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan has shown drones are revolutionary and invaluable in warfare so hopefully it'll boost all drone stocks

OH NO GME BROS WHAT'S HAPPENING
I thought this is our week.

>>23814682
ToS wasn't updating and when I tried to restart it just won't open back up lellelelelelel

God, America truly is the greatest country on Earth.

wow GME crashed hard

FINTECH GANG
>FINTECH GANG
FINTECH GANG
>FINTECH GANG

>AMD
>NVDA
>AMAZON
Down

Move tech, it's industry time.

>>23814689

CLF wtf

>>23814651
>that pimply ass

>>23814211
Yup that's how it is anon, you cannot market time.
If you were an all-cash gang right now you'd be far worse off since you couldn't just sit and see the gains come in.

You'd be panicking and spamming this board with WHAT DO I DO?

Lol, WKHS is done.

FNGU is not showing my cost in my portfolio, WTF?

>>23814683
Native American. She might as well have been a nigger.

lol @ GME
lol @ RKT

lol @ me for holding them both

lmao this rotation is way too early.

>>23814651
Gross, is this what an unbleached asian ass looks like???

DEGIRO IS FROZEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>internet getting worldwide shutdowns
>my broker aint working
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23813957
Ay lmao
To all the weed fudders, can you tell me where's your god now?

Taking a huge halal shit right now brothers

What the fuck is going on?

>Brokers crashing left and right
>Half my folio pumps 10%
>The other half dumps 5%
What the fuck is happening?

>GEO up 6%
I just have to laugh

NASDAQ triple top??
NASDAQ triple top??
NASDAQ triple top??

Mommy.....

>>23814689

WHY IS MY OPTIONS ORDER NOT FILLING??????? CLF KEEPS GOING UP WTF???????????

GME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>23814682
Robinhood is experiencing high traffic as well. Prices are starting to go down on most companies, I've noticed.

>>23814689
you're so fucking transparent
NOBODY IS PUMPING YOUR WORTHLESS CALLS

fuck t212

>>23814651
Would

>>23814723

Anyone who was still cashgang after Wednesday last week got what they fucking deserve.

>>23814301
Yup true. Accumulate during the terrible times when people are spamming end of world, doomer bullshit.

Then watch green dildos as the same doomers rope and panic to buy.

This pump is so odd. Biden wins, okay. A coronavirus just happens to be "discovered" and ready to go that same fucking weekend. Hell of a coincidence. Market just goes parabolic that Monday despite having a boot pressed down on it any other time. Gee guys, I guess everything is going to be okay. Trump was truly bad. It feels so artificial and fake.

>>23814726
that explains why she just wanted to leech lmao

yo my broker crashed

i cant sell to change into calls

Anyone using Trading212? Has it shit the bed for you?

>We could not connect to the trading/market data system
KEK EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

and that is it, pump is over, go home, bois.

>zoom

>Schwab
Just fuck my shit up

Invest in Iron

Invest in CLF

>>23814782
yup

And this... Is... to go... even further beyond!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fomo'd into weed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK STOP

IM GOING DOWN

>buy TQQQ and FNGU

Fidelity not showing cost basis on them...

>three brokers and can't log into any of them
that's just great.

ToS opened up again but now it just won't load any data
Awesome, big bois just bogging all the little retail retards today I guess
Owell, guess I'll go watch some Chinese cartoons and fap or something

>>23814769

>it feels so artificial and fake.

Welcome to Earth. The house always wins - place your bets accordingly.

>>23814769


Dude, just know that there are powers greater than you or I trying to manipulate group sentiment on a massive scale. Learn to use it for your own benefit. Market is gonna be up high this week on news of a biden win to make drumpf look bad when he wins in the supreme court and the market crashes

>Coronavirus: German company BioNTech says its vaccine is 90% effective
>A vaccine jointly developed by German company BioNTech and US firm Pfizer has proven to be 90% effective at preventing COVID-19 infections, according to phase 3 trials.

Is this why travel stuff is pumping?

>>23814769
I also like how Bidens team is using his twitter sort of like trumps, except where trump says what hes feeling without candor, bidens team just uses calming empty platitudes a grandpa might say.

Im ready for 4 years of empty platitudes and losing my freedoms idk about you guys

>>23814309
You will take the vaccine.

why arent chink markets up if the old sleepy man was declared the "victor"? HMM?!

>>23814651
you made the right call anon

I'M SCARED
I'VE NEVER FALLEN FROM QUITE THIS HIGH

Bought 100 PLTR
Not going to miss this cunt

>>23814750
where are you looking at quotes for

investing.com is broken

>>23814772
yo a post so true shouldnt be allowed

Oy vey, the goyim are buying in? Shut down the markets quick!

>>23814786
Is schwab not letting u login as well?

I can’t do anymore trades until Wednesday. This pump is fucking scary. I don’t like it.

>>23814789
Fucks sake AAAAAAAH

> every broker is down at the same time
To me this implies a problem at the source, ie the NYSE servers crashed.

DiViDeNdS aRe DeAd

topkek

>>23814802
No, it's a coincidence. Travel stuff is mooning because TA said so.

>>23814782
SOMEONE BOMB THESE FUCKING KIKES FUCK

>dumping

I AM AVENGED

PLTR BROKE 15

>>23814769
Never bet against America,
I've said this at least 100 times, listen.

>>23814794
>>23814782
>>23814773
>anons thought ((they)) would let you sell before ((they)) could

>>23814831
retard

So crab day or what?

having issues with freetrade wewwww

>>23814744
>>Half my folio pumps 10%
>>The other half dumps 5%
Am also seeing this. Hope i dont make a mistake fomoing. This better not be a dump like june, september, and october all over again.

>Burgers ruining a perfectly good day

why?

>>23814824
is that why cost basis aren't showing for certain purchases today?

>>23814824
Working perfectly fine for me

>>23814805

They closed before the vaccine pump. Asian markets will continue the Golden Bull tomorrow.

>Investing.com down
>IBKR slowed down significantly
Yep FOMO is in

there's like a 5 cent spread on GME occasionally between bid and ask

lol

>>23814855
ah okay ty fren

>>23814802
Yes, everyone just heard the news and is thinking that this will be the end of coronavirus and we'll soon go back to normal

>>23814760

>PLTR
NOOOOO MY CASH HASN'T SETTLED STOP RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PALANTIR 15.60

>>23814801
>when he wins in the supreme court

Fuck boomers and their love for shitty industry stocks.

You can't just sell all your tech for your garbage dividende stocks

>>23814809
Oof the fomo is real

MY FAGGOT BROKER FIDELITY WONT LET ME SELL MY DDS SHARES. IVE BEEN BAG HOLDING FOR SO LONG AND NOW THEY WONT LET ME FUCKING PROFIT FUCK

>>23814748
How does she do it?
Most of my tech stocks are down or crabbing, and even ARKW is up over 1.5% -- not to speak of ARKQ and ARKG mooning.

oops

>Vaccine stocks besides pfeizer dumping
hah

>>23814837
>sell my tech positions
>degiro doesn't sell them
>reload the page
>DEGIRO DOESN'T SELL THEM WHEN THEY WERE POSITIVE
ok fuck these scammers

why is phizer going down

>>23814829
Sure buddy
>>23814831
Please stop, Mr. Bear. Think of the children!
>>23814847
BABA, PYPL, FB just took a dive for me for example.
My MA went up 13%. Weird shit desu

We did not have a day like this in quite some time. Did not look like this much of a weird day a few hours ago.

>OPTI
Glad I shook off that fucking scam before it hurt more than it could have. Fuck niggers.

Also gangweed up I this bitch

FUCK WAT CALLS/DATES DO I BUY

fucking amazon is getting destroyed lol

>up 13% this morning


whats the situation with you lads?

>>23814883
companies taking profit before they "fix" all the broker sites.

>everyone euphoric because of the gap up
>doesn't realize it's fucking dumping
CLOSE THE GAP CLOSE THE GAP

>>23814883
i tried to give you the play bro >>23814215

chinkshit EV's TANKING

>>23814744
Post elections buyers, Many people is buying the gossip right now.
Don't you worry darling, this was expected

>>23814819
Yeah it's fucked

>>23814896
Green. Not feeling good about it though.

>>23814876
Arkw is down 5% you dumb sack of shit

just bought SQQQ calls. this market is being irrational.

>>23814786
i thought it was just me

>>23814904
I cant even log in bro

>>23814883
I have the feeling they doomp it and then but it cheaply before close in a huge pump

>>23814786
>>23814819
can confirm that i cant login to schwab. thought it was because im on a new device and had to do security shit or something but it just keeps saying login failed

robinhood is working fine. truly clown market

>>23814884
Am so tired. I camt catch a break and am about to just give up and go home. I dont want to play this game anymore i just keep losing. Algos just move the market right enough that i sell at the worst time and buy at the worst time (unless i sell calls in which case i bought at a good time bit shouldnt have done a sell call)

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO CRSR FUCK AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

SELL THE NEWS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jesus christ this euro ETF EUN2 is up 7% today

anyone having issues with fidelity not showing cost basis on stocks bought today?

TQQQ rollercoaster right now

>>23814953
>>23814953

>>23814953
>>23814953
>>23814953

NEW

>>23814954
they're all having problems right now

>>23814590
Hey bro had the same same SPY put as you, we were just unlucky, lets make that money back bro!

>>23814793
Fidelity always glitches out like that. I actually really hate Fidelity but I use them because my 401k is with them and I don't want to deal with managing several accounts on multiple platforms.

>>23814954
Buddy I cannot even log in to Ameritrade right now

>>23814896
Up 0.5%.

>>23814916
Why? There was no guarantee that a vaccine would work, but now we have confirmation.

Coronavirus is literally the common cold, and it's always been assumed that there is no cure for the common cold.

>>23814938
Mfw can’t open stocks, this is why God created the postal service and anthrax

WHAT *CLAP* THE *CLAP* FUCK *CLAP* WAS *CLAP* THAT?

>>23814990
You mean to tell me we shut down the greatest economy the world has ever seen and I have to wear a fucking chin diaper because of the fucking common cold? This is bull shit!

>>23814896
PTON nuked my portfolio, but now things are about even, wtf

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX

market up 4% on first day of president biden and corona cured
FUCK DRUMPF

>>23815087
>PTON
why is it down so much?

Uh oh.

>>23815250
A retarded overreaction to vaccine news

>>23814896
10%, sold everything, waiting for people to realise the vaccine is far from done

S-SPY is gonna make it $363... right bros?


....right? you guys said it was going to moon and this was my first time buying spy calls

good time to buy PTON?

>>23814896
Up 3% because I don't own meme assets.

>>23815651
yeah im sure that people prefer riding a bike in front of a screen in their basement as opposed of riding a bike outside
PTON to 10

>>23815825
They do though.

>>23815864

>>23815628
Its up 3% what more do you want?

Are you planning on shorting PLTR? When?

>>23814309
You work there. Can't you just falsify the papers?

If you bought pton at the bottom this morning you'd be up 10%