/biz/ - Business & Finance

here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald people, when entrenched fully..
She stumbled in to creating this haircomb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer, running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing additional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more shorter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is under developement). The needful was done in order to stop or slow .down the Natasha's haircomb. Unlimiting. the size of block and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was only the beginning. Shor's algorithm ended up being t.he final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up sky-high, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers in the end make it

It's literally the same on both boards. You might be retarded.

/biz/ is /pol/ learning to become the jew rather than staying assblasted about the jew

>>23805396
I think you might have brain damage.

>>23805396
>maelstorm

>>23805451

Lel this.

>>23805396
Highest iq on 4chan

>>23805451
Haha yeah, I'd say this as well

>>23805451
there are ethical yields

>>23805451
It hurts. This enemy can only be defeated by becoming it.

>>23805396
Us /biz/raelis are retards but not the retardest

>>23805866
May God forgive our sins

>>23805396
I noticed that too. People here tend to care a bit less about politics which leads to actual discussions. /b/ fags are the worst imo.
>>23805451
This.

>>23805396
hurry up and spread the good word so more of you newfriends can pump my shitcoin bags

A majority of us are /pol/ refugees since after the Trayvon Martin trail

how do i profit from a civil war ?

>>23806995
Steal from the dead

>>23805871
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded

if you think /biz/ by any means has intelligent political discussion, you are too far lost already

>>23807140
>ID: BZuGy

/biz/ you gay

>>23806629
realistically I think most of us are /pol/ refugees since magafaggots from plebbit invaded 4 years ago but close

/pol/ is all schizos, Trumpniggers, boomers, and retarded teenagers. You can’t have a good discussion about anything over there these days.

>>23805451
Lmao. Also, you think this game is astroturfing people to become (((them)))?
>Infected by a lithid parasite, the player must quest to cure themselves, or choose to use their mysterious mind powers to their own gain

Maybe it's just the schizo kicking in from the shroom habit I picked up over Covid, but I swear these latest entertainment franchises have hidden meanings in them.

Lol, this is probably how the occult started.

>>23805396
>go to /v/
>FUCK VIDEO GAMES THEY SUCK NIGGER ROASTIE KILL TRANNIES VERGIL MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN MASTERPIECE SNOY KECKSTATION TRANNY NIGGER NIGGER SUCK NIGGER FUCK FUCK KOJIMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23807858
wait isn't /v/ a den of disgusting manchildren faggots?

bump for funny OP image