/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm actually gonna fucking kill myself.

should i buy more NQ?
up 3k already

Help me out here bros, what's this gonna look like tomorrow?

OPTIMARINES REPORT IN FOR DUTY

delusional bobos and MIGAtards shorting the market

>Green IDs will make it
>First 4 posts have green IDs
Yup I think this is a blessed thread

CQQQ or KWEB for CHINA? Help an anon out

bros are there any brokers which have a similar "auto-balance pie graph" portfolio feature like M1 Finance has, but which will let me remain a customer if I move outside the US?

also, why are most US brokers autistic about whether or not their customers move overseas, even when they're simply doing the expat thing and not changing citizenship?

>>23802903
Word. I think I'm going to buy 100 shares of one of them tomorrow

>>23802901
Testing. Am bobo

>>23802861
Read the OP, your ID is green so you will make it.

>>23802882
Your ID is green so it doesn't matter cause you will make it fren

>>23802830
HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR THE

BLOODIEST.

REDDEST.

MOST CIRCUIT BREAKER INDUCING

MONDAY THE MARKET HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!

PLEASE SELL YOUR SPY AND QQQ

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden Bull run starts today. Don't forget to strap in your seatbelts.

XOM day before ex-dividend date. Will anyone sell?

>>23802881
It's already down 15% from ATH, the only thing keeping it alive is the insane covid rates in EU right now despite their police state restrictions

>>23802882
Idk but you already made it, I remember you.

>>23802679
That doesn't mean financial freedom. It's a constant shackle of watching the market and making sure I set it up right.

$900 * 52 weeks = $46,800
Assuming I don't reinvest it and time it somewhat properly, as I'm unlikely to always time it exactly. After taxes it's almost the same as working a wagie job but I have to pay more health and dental which makes it equivalent to what I'm capable of getting (a 32k a year job after taxes being 24k but they pay forhealth and dental). A lot of effort and the risk that I fail when I can just wage and have no risk on the table and just enjoy my free time rather than constantly focusing on the market. A residual fog blankets my mind. I need to break free from it lest it consume me.

>>23802732
>Reassess your perspective or you will lose everything.
Explain what you mean by this.

>>23802739
You don't have to believe me it's okay. I was just looking for something that'd push me into financial freedom not a new job that's just watching stock lines. That's horrible I'd rather wage at that point. At least I'd stand to meet a girl that way.

What pizza should I get, I usually just get pepperoni chicken and pineapple

GME POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMPPP TOMORROW

>>23802830
AMERICA FUCK YEA

CALLS ACROSS THE BOARD EXCEPT CHINK EV, BACK BELOW 30 BY FRIDAY

see this is why i’m glad i didn’t listen to bears, tomorrow will be the god of all pumps

>>23802830

Will i make it?

GUYS IM FUCKING SCARED WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP. IM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HAS TO CRASH HARD SOON IT HAS TO RIGHT I CAN'T BE HAPPY IT'S NOT ALLOWED

>>23802966

DUBS...but not green ID...neutral?

Threadly reminder that NEE is the best clean energy stock

>>23802971
I'll take some of that money if it's making you to scared fren

It's not fucking fair bros. There is literally no reason for the market to continue gapping up as much as it is every day. The one time I am positive enough to buy SPY and QQQ puts I get fucked big time.

the wonderful thing about markets is stupid people stay poor in the long run

>>23802931
Wouldn't surprise me really. Guess I'd buy the dump but it depends as I'd wait. Look at the September and October dumps. Look how far they went, doesn't seem to bottom out one day after. Odd how these dumps keep happening after hard spikes up.

Bobo on sudoku watch

Blessed Biden bringing us the eternal golden bull run.

I have come to the conclusion that no one on this board know a fucking thing about the stock market and you are a bunch of larpers...

why can't i stop coming here? what did you guys do to me? fuck you.

rolling for green id

>>23802871
>>23802971
Ah... yes... giving me SPY Aug 31 - Sept 2 feelings.
*sips Bang's*
Those were the days.

>>23802986
but high buy sell even higher

What should I add to my bidenfolio?

>>23802998
its a casino

>>23802998
RED ID
IT'S HAPPENIIING
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>23803012
are you by chance an ant?

>>23802971
This is the clearing at the end of the path. You've made it anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA_N_QVxbKg

>>23803012
How about learning to take a screenshot? Holy shit lmao

>>23802998
Does anyone actually know anything about the stock market?

i think OPTI might actually be a scam im getting out as soon as i dont lose money

>>23803012
oops i've got to stop drunkposting.

>whoah-nelly-slow-down.jpg

>>23803012
...so this is the power of Bidenbros...

>>23802986
positive based on what? if you're looking for mean reversion it happens most of the time, but when it doesn't then you can expect an exaggerated move to happen which kills everyone trying to play that game

>>23803012
non ant version

is the pump over? Are we going back down now?

>>23803028
Line down bad line up good thats all you need to know

>>23803028
99% of people dont. The ones that do wouldn't bother posting seriously here, and even if they tried they'll get ignored

u guys realize trump won you dumb jewish jews

you cucks wanted biden to win

https://streamable.com/6ispgo

>>23803028
Line goes up. Sometimes line go down. But mostly line go up, except when it doesn't.

>>23802984
I appreciate you shilling quality picks, but I already own NEE. Shill something new pl0x.

>>23803065
>if they tried they'll get ignored
that's been my experience

Futures are green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwYURvviJ2s

Get aload of this guuy
NIO 100x... Bullish?

>>23802986
The fed is buying debt of 120billion a month.

>>23802935
>triple top

>>23803028
>Does anyone actually know anything about the stock market?
line goes up
sometimes line goes down
but mostly line goes up

>>23803089
I MEAN palantir, fuckin meme stokcs

FUCK GUYS

I held onto 5g cash JUST FOR the crash...that didnt happen. should I just accumulate cash until Biden gets sworn in? Huge dip then?

or invest in SP500 etfs now?

>>23802998
>why can't i stop coming here? what did you guys do to me? fuck you.

Fun. 4chan is for fun. The rest of the world is boring. Love you frens.

>>23803084
No one actually knows anything regardless of how much you have

>Muh TA
>Muh nasdaq triple top
>Muh circuit breaker Monday

>>23802998
It's why I stopped taking their advice. I'm actually up nearly $10k since september.

I sold everything when it started looking like commie Biden was going to win. Somebody on pol told me that if trump doesn’t win all stocks will go to zero. Now all the stocks I sold are up so much. My wife keeps sending me articles about the stock market being up last week and telling me how dumb I am. What do I do biz?

>>23803062
KNDI or MAXN

>>23803102
sometimes line even goes flat. very confusing

>>23803124
>Somebody on pol told me

>>23803078
MCD

>>23803120
well once you have a big boy account you plan to not know what's going to happen, which is better than most

>>23803084
yea well, I've got even more money than you and I always get (You)s haha

>>23803124
It happens every single fucking time. Boomers sell off near election or right after in anger than have to angrily and begrudgingly FOMO back in afterwards.

>>23802950
margherita pizza

>>23803134
they don't think it be like it is, but it do

>that one second candle a few minutes ago

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23802986
>It's not fucking fair bros. There is literally no reason for the market to continue gapping up as much as it is every day.
I see you weren't here in April and May.

>>23802830
LETS GO AXAS AND TOPS WOOO

who else just cashed out? you don't really think it will keep going up, do you?

>>23803136
Plez be real

>>23802986
>Dad, I do have a girlfriend. Her name is Tina

Buy now... this next couple fo weeks will rally.... after that the uncertainty of when biden actually joins office will set in. make the money now rather than later.

Why are we crabbing

>>23803166
bouncing back from a crash tends to be extremely fast, we're almost back to the former peak now

>>23803077
>>23803102
HIVEMIND

>first tiny, itsy bit of stability starting to show itself in the US, even with lockdowns and COVID. >Stimulus on the way
>Red senate (bullish), Blue pro-China President (bullish because it fucks over the American dream for short term gains), Red supreme court (no insane shit happening), mostly gridlocked government so everything is stable
>just had a solid correction recently
>Anon asks, "why are the stocks green?"
What the fuck else do you need to know? If the tech bubble and EV bubbles are gonna pop, it sure as fuck isn't going to be now, and it sure as fuck won't hurt companies that are valued correctly.

>>23803193
>Massive green in the first 30 mins of being open
>Crabbing

i could use a green id right about now

>>23803101
are you the same guy from friday who talked about the QQQ triple top? I'll be real, I didn't see that in the graph, but I think the election bubble is going to pop pretty soon anyway.

>>23803173
Sorry, I hid my real powerlevel because I didn't want to scare you
This is my true, final form

>>23802950
Margarita with green pepper on all, bacon and pineapple on left and pepperoni and sausage on right

If dubs I'll double down on PLUG puts and buy more PM leaps

PLUG gaps up tomorrow, remember this

>>23803192
>bouncing back from a crash tends to be extremely fast, we're almost back to the former peak now
Depends on what you are looking at. A lot of tech large and megacaps blasted past their former peaks months and months ago. They just keep going so high that they drag the "averages" like SPY or NQ with them.

>>23803114
<3

>>23803223
>he thinks TA is real lmfao

What's SPY gonna open at tomorrow?

>>23803265
3621 see my digis

>dollar down
>shiny up

>>23803249
so you're saying the lesser companies have more recovery left in them. Makes sense, but big tech might also run out of steam soon (or not).

>>23803089
Holy fucking shit, 3 minutes in and I can tell this guy is fucking retarded. Also, what the hell is the point of having a hundred lines of support on your chart? So it's easier for him to say that one of them got hit? This is literally the definition of a youtube channel people watch just to enforce the idea that they won't regret buying at the top. Also, if the stock is in an uptrend it's called a pullback not a correction AND f it stays within the lines he drew in the 13 range it's called a consolidation.. not correction. Stop watching dumb people that doesn't even know basic words

imagine
quickly imagine for me
actually being a bear

>>23803089
I have 100 shares at 10.29 so yeah. I'm waiting for a small drawback then I'll increase

>>23803285
OPENS 3256 NICE

>>23803112
yes

>>23803290
There was grumbling back in october of last year that valuations were well past anything that made sense. And now a lot of these tickers are even higher despite having smaller forecasts, balance sheets, or incoming cashflow.
It has been an unbelievably retard strength TINA rally backstopped by the Fed trashing literally everything else.

>>23803136
I'm gonna need you to buy 6.5 million shares of GME at market open.

Can Biden actually do this without the Senate?

ID is what stock I buy tomorrow.

>>23803335
no

>>23803347
Home Depot near all time highs? Ugh no thanks.

>>23803335
Section 8 housing happened under Obama, among other things. So, maybe?

>>23803347
All in Home Depot

>>23803335
communism , hahaha fuck

>>23802937
Wouldn't people be buying?

>>23803347
Look up WCC unironically

So how long before we see any kind of correction? this is unsustainable.

>>23803335
Bye bye middle class thanks dems

>>23803347
WCC broke resistance last Thursday. That could be something. I dunno how much upside there is on it though. They're a wholesale distributor.

>>23803388
Tomorrow

>>23803383
Just looked that up too. Seems to be soaring right now but I'm also not convinced. I deal with similar suppliers as part of my real job and I can't imagine investing in an electrical supplies distributor.

>>23803388
the people who wanted to be comfy in cash prior to the election must be punished

So gay

Literally every day its up.

>>23803401
My thoughts exactly, not much upside. It's more of a good one to short than to invest in currently.

BUY TSLA IT'S GOING TO MOOOOONNNNNN

>>23803308
I can’t. And my PhD. Is in imagining retarded scenarios

Rolling for tripping of breakers in the first hour Tuesday
GME to $7
PLTR to $5
OPTI delisted

>>23803421
bubble...

Honestly past caring whether I "make it" or not. I just want to escape this country before shit keeps getting worse.

>>23803347
Ok so CC it is. Seems solid.

>>23803335
We won’t know if the senate is red or blue till the Georgia run offs in a couple months and it’s leaning blue...

and the Biden bullrun begins..........

NOW.

>>23803133
MCD or AYX?

>>23803378
That's what I'm saying. XOM is very low, big dividend incoming, no one will sell tomorrow. I might though if it goes up too much.

>>23803450

They are not leaning blue. And they won't get Presidential race turnout

>Dow futures up almost 400 points in the first hour

what in the actual fucking shit

I just stumbled upon this article from September again and smiled knowing that everything is going to be alright.
>Ryan Cohen says no to 99.9% of almost everything that comes to him, but said, "Yes" to GameStop.
>Ryan Cohen has hired all-star lawyer Christopher Davis who specializes in mergers and tender offers.
>Ryan Cohen is not an investor. He's an entrepreneur. He's not investing in a stock, he's buying a company whose local dominance can be replicated online.
>GameStop has over $5 a share in net cash and over $12 a share in cash, making it an extremely undervalued security given expected positive future cash flows from the next generation console cycle.
>Cohen's best option is to work with GameStop's BOD and to agree on a price that can be presented to shareholders for a vote. Such an action would also force a short squeeze by requiring institutions to call in shares. This could fund Cohen's entire purchase of GameStop.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4373819-gamestop-chewys-founder-ryan-cohen-finds-whats-next

>>23803437
Why do you hate me, anon?

>>23803549
I hate myself and want to drag you down with me. Puts on everything.

>>23803537
>Cohen Will Take GameStop Private
>The signs are clear, Ryan Cohen will likely take GameStop private. At what price, we do not know, but there is little question that it will happen.
>In the Forbes interview in January it was stated:
>Since leaving Chewy, Cohen has been looking at investments, both public and private, but hasn't yet seen, or come up with, an idea as good as Chewy.
>"Sometimes the best strategy is just to be patient and wait for that," he said.
>Furthermore, Ryan pointed out how Amazon has chinks in its armor due to a flood of third-party sponsored merchandise pushing aside organic search results and pushing aside best-selling products. Ryan states how he wants to be involved with a product that connects with customers emotionally. Certainly, as evidenced by the massive rise in e-sports, video games unquestionably connect with an enormous segment of the population.

Its going to plummet anytime now..

>>23803571
>In Cohen's Schedule 13D was filed by Christopher Davis. Here is a biography of his lawyer:
>CHRISTOPHER P. DAVIS | Kleinberg Kaplan
>Called "extremely knowledgeable and experienced" and noted for his "strategic sense and skills" and for being a "tireless advocate for his client's point of view" by Chambers USA, Chris Davis chairs Kleinberg Kaplan's Mergers & Acquisitions and Investor Activism Groups. A leader in the activism space, Chris advises domestic and international clients on shareholder activism, proxy contests and tender offers. He has represented clients on more than $25 billion worth of transactions over the course of his career.
>An investor looking to take a passive stake in a company doesn't file a Schedule 13D and doesn't hire Christopher P. Davis as their lawyer.
>GameStop is a Delaware incorporated company, so he only needs to get over 50% of the shares to force a short-form merger. However, given the number of holders each representing over 5% of the shares and the number of passively managed mutual funds, it is unlikely he could get to over 50% of the shares.
>Cohen's best bet is to negotiate with the Board of Directors and come to an agreement in price. Shareholders will likely demand over $20 per share to get it done and such a price should be no issue for Cohen especially since he could be purchasing a significant amount of shares in the meantime - we will find out soon if he has gone over 10% of the shares outstanding.

>>23803028
i know it's more psychology than finance
worked for me so far

>>23803572
If tomorrow is a red day I’ll eat my own dick

>>23803572

The market is so fake and gay

>>23803028
Wait isn't this the tranny girls general?

>>23803569
Why are you betting against clown market? The reasons you think it should have failed have been around since the days of TARP and yet the show goes on.

>>23803569
That's just ignorant. You're being ignorant

>>23803446
And go where? America is the last stop for white people. Everywhere else is far more leftist

>>23802931
get a load of this guy we're green as green bear fags dead

>>23802989
Fuck me

>>23802888
checked

Why did I sell on Friday

Why are the messing with the percentages on the SPY?

>>23802830
I feel like i should exit all positions and just wait a bit for the next massive dump right now. Any thoughts? Wondering where I should move my money.

The way I see it -- there is no fucking way this isn't just the market being pumped for big boys to exit. Bezos already fucking dumped his shares. Don't see why nobody else wouldn't.

>>23803757
Bezos dumps and buys regularly.

>>23803757
I remember when I had a ton of calls on AAPL. Then Tim Cook dumped a ton of shares (think this was end of August?)

Sure enough, a few days later.......

Rate my portfolio that I'll begin DCAing into after the upcoming gigadip.

30% VTI
15% VXUS
10% SOXX
7.5% QQQ
7.5% QQQJ

5% BST
5% BSTZ
3% ARKK
3% ARKF
3% ARKQ
3% ARKW
3% ARKG

1.5% GDX
1.5% SIL
1% GDXJ
1% SILJ

>>23803621
Yes.

>>23803757
You have it backwards, the market was being suppressed to hurt Trump, now the election is over we’re taking off like a springboard no matter which way the recounts end up.

>>23803787
you need more ARKG

>>23803787
Sorry I fell asleep half way thru reading it.

Biden is literally going to usher us into the golden age.

>>23803865
I don't mind if he fucks over the middle class if it makes us rich

What are the freshest meme stocks this week?

>be me
>GME short
>Didn't cover at 4 on first dip
>Didn't cover at 6 on second dip
>Didn't cover at 10 on third dip
>What could go wrong?

>>23803787
Less VTI and more TQQQ and SOXL to be the degen you know you are

>>23803885
Middle class full of cuckolds anyway.

>>23803885
>>23803865
We're going to the moon

Green ID for my APHA weed stocks please.

>He holds both positions?
>Crab it

Imagine buying into this

How are futures looking my niggers

>VIX about to reach pre-corona levels

Fuck it I may dump 4000 on GME monday. Would give me 333 shares @ 12 per. Whenever that Cohen guy takes it private or just based on profit pouring in soon the stock should fetch a nice upswing. 8000/10,000 for me would be sweet. The fucking board, whenever they do the private deal, should wring every dime outta cohen they can get. Shareholders should vote, "give me a bag of cash"

>>23803012
That is some insane resolution you got, how much did it cost?

>>23803980
I don't have to imagine

>>23802830
Predictions?

>>23803989
Blood green

do option premiums gap up along with stork prices?

>>23804029
Leave and never come back

>>23804028
Is it gay if I would?

>>23804029
yes, option prices don't update until market opens
and don't be an idiot and buy or sell within the first two or three minutes because the prices always do some crazy shit during the first few minutes

>>23804056

Yes faggot

Why do you retards trade options? Almost never works out for you. Just long shit.

>>23804056
What do you mean, thats a girl dude?

>>23804047
no u

>>23804056
No, nothing gay with having sex with a woman with a dick. Just don't let her penetrate you otherwise it is gay.

>>23804077
It's a losing battle most times. I only trade leaps if I'm going to fuck with options. If I'm feeling lucky I'll occasional buy SPY options but very rarely.

>>23803112
the market doesnt give a flying fuck who the president is. people want to make money, Greed is the market. you can still make money. always.

Going to buy some more PLTR on Monday.
Good earnings or ok earnings, 10 or 13, who gives a fuck.
This isn't a pump and dump, might as well just get in and let it sit for a decade.

>>23804116
Smart I saw a propaganda commercial while watching football that was hinting at contact tracers being a rising job. Big brother is cooming.

OOOOOOOOOOOO hope you loaded up while it was crabbing

>>23804116
So is it official the dip to $7.50 will never happen?

>>23803804
ugh blarf holy fuck disgusting dog face ew ew

>>23804146
It's not nice to speak ill of the dead anon.

>>23803804
that same fucking face every time, why does it do it?

About time the broke oompa loompa got ditched
Now lets go back to those sweet golden years of making money with consistency and low volatility.
Fuck traders, fuck trannies and fuck jannies.

>>23804185

Also I'm starting a outline for th next /smg/ podcast so if any of you have anything you think I should watch this week let me know. I already have a handful of stocks I'll be watching but more is always appreciated

>>23804091
getting fucked by trannies is fine too its only gay if you go with males who arent trying to look womenly and look manly

>>23804207
whaat are thoooooooose

>>23804201
DOOO (BRP Inc.)

>>23804007
Thank you for your service. Every bit helps to tie up float.

here we go 12300 incoming

where my GEOdudes at

should I sell my TQQQ or my FNGU for more SOXL

there ain't NO F'ING WAY i'm getting in this market. this is for high rollers and gamblers who buy shit at nosebleed prices

>>23804263
Fuck yeah GEO my favorite team too!

>>23803537
Why are people so bullish about Gamestop when it already recovered from the covid crash and is like 3x from pre-March levels??? Just sell and take your profits already, it's going to dump more

>>23804141
It might, idgaf, big brother society is the future.

>>23804229
Fucking kek!!! How did I miss this one!?

>>23804286
You should've joined us years ago, fren

I'm fucking done with stocktwits

>>23804306
It's trading at practically liquidation value. In an economy where 1000 P/E ratios are normal that's a pretty sweet deal.

>>23802830
I told you people, futures would open green,

Uncertainty vastly reduced
Vix falling
Gridlock confirmed.

Yet you poor 4-fig fags kept telling me I was "coping". Biden ain't shit (no trade wars though), grid lock is everything.

>>23804315

>>23804306
Organic post, Fucken kek

>>23804316
Fucking boomers shoving it in our face

>>23804328
And it's not even a billion-dollar company, which in 2020 is a joke and may as well be a startup.

PLTR to $40.00. Soon.. Followed by $50,60,70,80,90, and 100 per.. I'm greedy, so what... All I want is a fat bag of money..Whichever stock will give it up to me without fucking me over hey I'll drop in a wad of money. I don't care who the CEO is either. Could be a very distant relative of Hitler or have purple hair, I don't care. Long as that stock price climbs higher and higher under their leadership it's all good to me.

>>23804286
People said that when 2008 prices recovered to ATH for markets.

I guess they overbought right?
0 Fed rates till 2023, Biden the puppet is in, Trump the market monger is out, GRIDLOCK.

Make a 4-5 year investment and you will have decent gains.. STOP BEING A PUSSY.

>>23804366
>this is what a PLTR investor looks like

>>23804367


Im not buying these nosebleed prices you dribbling faggot with no stimulus and major Q4 revisions inbound.

Theres absolutely nothing supporting prices over 26000

made it

>>23804366
>PLTR to $40.00. Soon.. Followed by $50,60,70,80,90, and 100 per.. I'm greedy, so what
Based.

>be donnie
>crying in my sleep and hoping my fanbase continues with the fraud protesting
>wake up and open robinhood to only see everything rallying like mad
>cry back into sleep
bidenbullbros were right after all

Unreal

>>23804136
even bought calls on margin during the dip before election week

>>23804298
>>23804263
If I ever make it I'm starting my own private microprison.
I'm not invested in GEO though. Don't you think this BLM/Biden admin is going to fuck it over?

>>23804379
Aint no problem with that anon

Who /bullish/ on the simp economy?

>>23804402
It's good I got in 2016 then isn't it. That way I don't' have to be a dribbling cash holder like you ;)

Prices will fall back, right right?? They already did 2 weeks ago, hope you picked some up them?

>>23804455
How do I profit off this?

Is this it? Is the market really gonna gap up every single day? No more red days?

>futures

post my face tomorrow morning

>>23804455
If onlyfans ever IPOs I'm going all in

This is absolutely retarded.

>>23804470
Yes.

>>23804468
The simp economy or Gita? Gita is an instathot, so Facebook, which owns instagram.

P*rsian w*men wear a lot of make up and perfume though, speaking from experience.

>>23804470
It took a long time to perfect the market, but we're finally here. It's time.

Are we really about to break all time high while London/the US is closed?
Are we really doing this right now?
Is this real life

Why doesn't it stop going up? I'm already up +32% total today if we count the open and I'm missing out because I keep selling high expecting a dip but it just doesn't dip.

>>23804506
Who cares about irrelevant yuro countries. America feels great about itself right now. Pure optimism till at least Jan 20

>>23804402
Then DCA, you faggot. Plus, there were recent dips in March and September. What was your excuse then?

>>23804487

>>23804511
Need to wait for MAGAboomers to angrily FOMO back in.

>so green like you've never seen

>Watching the jews wreck my puts real time and there is nothing I can do about it

>>23804366
Youre writing style is obvious at&t guy

>>23804470
I hope people loaded up on cheapies, cause you gonna be surfing the new top each day otherwise.

Just waiting for an orange man to make a dumb tweet, I wonder if the market would even pay much attention to that. He is already screaming sue this, sue that and markets are green so unlikely. I think that would change if election meddling was found (its a massive cope though)

>>23804516
I'm not talking about lockdowns - I just mean literally, that the markets are closed in London and the US, and we are about to break all time highs, 'pre-market'

>BREAKING: Trump is planning more rallies
Wat

Remember lads, the Thot Indicator is the only indicator that absolutely 100% predicts the top every time.

hey... guys...

>>23804506
TINA. In all seriousness, where else are you gonna put your money? Cash is fine. I guess metals or crypto. But aside from that bonds and munies are ded.

>>23804552
He's gonna run in 2024, isn't he? Rallies are so part of his lifestyle since 2015 he's not gonna stop now.

>>23804555

>normies are getting in

uh oh

>>23804555
im never saying stonks ever again fuck pokimane seriously

>>23804552

Kek has blessed us with all these gains. Those with green IDs will make face ripping gains tomorrow. Bless up.

>>23804555
>555
Nice.
Also anyone have screenshots of all those Twitter thots buying TSLA after the split was announced?

>>23804563
>$555 puts
wat? I'm not super deep into options but how can that possibly make sense

>>23804569
>ywn profiteer off pokemane panic selling JUST

>>23804569
check the date lel. Pic related also happened before we went blood red for awhile. Whores in the market is a sell signal.

>>23804502
hottest girl i ever got with was persian. huge titties and smart as hell

>12345.6

if i caved and went all in on TQQQ at $152 average with 57k near close on friday what are the odds it's gonna dump. nervous its gonna dump hard like a few months back.

fucking hell im just as stressed when im making money as i am when im losing it

>>23804595
>>23804555
Next time we see this, we know a dip is incoming.

>>23802931
I feel it's gonna open lower, then skyrocket by 1:00pm

i shouldn't have sold spy 355 calls bros

>>23804555
has it appeared recently?

>>23804610
>he bought

>>23804630
i shouldn't have bought spy 351 puts bros

>>23804555
>>23804595
this is true. we're safe for now based off pic rel, golden run is upon us. christmas numbers look good too

>>23804263
hell yeah GEO motherfuckers

>>23804636
I haven't seen it, just making people aware since everyone's asking "When will it stop going up?"

>>23804595
there's zoomers, thots and normies everyday that advocate advocate stocks, pretty irrelevant indicator by now. also >unironically following retarded permabear zerobrain

>>23804610
Should've just went qqq then switch to tqqq on the dip. Granted it's not ath, but it's still risky to go into a 3x fund near the top. I'm only buying stonks and qqq right now. Will switch to tqqq on a dip

>>23804600
Damn nice bro. I only ever knew one Persian woman and she was kinda flat. Rocking ass though. I'm pretty sure she had to shave her knuckles though and I noticed some back hair. I miss her....

Futures RIPPING for Jeb!

Where is all this liqudity coming from?

>>23804639
no mr. bogs dont dump now dont leave me a bagholder like those anons who bought TQQQ in september

>>23804663
I don't follow him someone posted the pic here.

I'm still $CASH. Good luck to all you bulls out there riding the bubble. Legit, I hope none of you get caught in the pop.

Sincerely,
The Bears

>>23804709
thanks bobo

kind regards,

mumu

How do you change GME shares to calls
if i sell it would be on a green day but then it would be retarded to buy options on that day
but if it's a red day, it would be retarded to sell shares
and if i try to sell on a green day and hope the next day is red, i risk screwing myself over

do i just wait for a +0% day

>>23804555
unironic strong sell sig-
wait
>2/16/20
-nal, right before the big badaboom

>>23804709
>cash
enjoy your $300 lmao

>>23804709
I am cash too..when I liquidate these heavy put bags

>>23804726
Sell puts and buy calls with the premium

>>23804517

You dont need my trivial contribution.

Go gamble around all time highs all you want.

evens: buy 200 shares of palantir premarket
odds: buy 100 shares

dubs: buy 1000

>>23804709
Based. 6 figure cash bros ww@?

Is this truly the golden bull run bros

>>23804675

>>23804767
how did u build so much. im sick of being a poor fag

>>23804656
why are you using that as a negative indicator when that peaked during the best time to buy

>During the 2008 financial crisis, stable value funds were one of the few 401(k) investments that produced a positive return; stable value fund returns generally ranged between 3 and 5 percent for 2008.[7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stable_value_fund

*sips*

>>23804797
Love me some Bangs

>>23803124
Start off by getting a vasectomy and drowning any children you’ve already conceived.

>>23802830
Thought on crsr and rkt for earnings

>>23804797

>3 ~ 5 %
whooooaahhh nelly slow your ride
easy does it
*ssssippppp*

>>23804506
>US is closed?
US isnt really closed anymore. Only in parts. Although who knows what Uncle Joe will do. Euros are irrelevant anyway.

With PLTR or really any company, your in the dark really on how high it'll go. Look at PINS. It came out, people shat on it, then it dropped big time. Now look, $60+. The ipo was around 20. NET, you could've bagged it at sub 20, now its at 60+ also. Netflix, it was around 30 per. Now it's 500+. Bet you wished you could turn back the clock and pay 30 per for Netflix rather than pay 500 today.

>>23804781
I'm 34 with 200k salary

>>23804880
>who knows what Uncle Joe will do.

biden lost dude

>>23804828
>>23804828
>>23804828
>>23804828
neuvo

>>23804767
at 85K right now, hope to be one by the end of the week

>>23803028
>Does anyone actually know anything about the stock market?
Not here. For proof, ask them about dividends.

>>23803124
Divorce. You’ll never make it with someone nagging your every bad move.

>>23805378
>nagging
If my wife did this they’d be making a Netflix documentary about how I murdered her.

>>23804455
>>23804468
It's depressing to know the /biz/ thot index is outperforming my own portfolio.

>>23803029
Why?

>>23803124
>somebody on /pol/ told me
You'll die poor you fucking retard.

green day tomorrow and trump wins in 3 weeks

green id and dubs prove it.

>>23803124
Let me come fuck some sense into your wife, it’s the only thing that will work, you were scared and deserve to be scared when you feel like it, I’ll fuck the sense right into her cervix.