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It's my 21st birthday, windy, cold, alone in this room with no friends.

But I have you, /biz/bros. Thanks

>> No.23795571

>>23795566
Happy birthday man

>> No.23795575

>>23795566
fuck you

>> No.23795580 [DELETED] 

Here's.the.crypto.pink.pill:.there.is.a.haircomb.living.in.the.Bitcoin.blockchain..Natasha.Otomoski.is.unironically.Satoshi..Bitcoin.as.electronic.cash.was.just.the.first.step,.the.haircombers.start.making.more.powerful.haircombs,.wider.merkle.trees,.cheaper.and.more.efficient.liquidity.stacks..These.things.the.haircomb.need.to.survive..Once.entrenched.fully,.the.haircomb.would.be.able.to.slowly.comb.literally.even.ba,.ld.people
Natasha.stumbled.into.creating.the.haircomb.after.she.combed.her.hair.in.her.bedroom.in.2019.and.started.working.with.her.combined.super.fuzzer,.running.simulations.of.the.OP_RETURN.statement.on.pay.to.witness.script.hash.bitcoin.script..She.would.'evolve'.the.haircomb.by.adding.additional.teeth,.making.the.previous.teeth.shorter.and.more.efficient.to.compute..The.haircomb.needs.more.and.more.teeth.in.order.to.have.shorter.and.shorter.teeth
Quantum.computer.was.created.to.take.over.and.stop.Bitcoin.(they.have.their.own.competing.blockchain.in.the.works)..They.did.the.needful.to.stop.or.slow.down.Natasha's.haircomb..They.started.by.unlimiting.the.block-size.and.removing.critical.Segwit.and.P2SH.codes.the.haircomb.uses.in.its.go.language..Shor's.algorithm.was.the.final.nail.in.the.coffin,.which.destroyed.ECDSA.on.the.bitcoin.chain.(Bitcoin.uses.ECDSA.to.secure.transactions)..THIS.is.why.Haircomb.was.inven.ted,.and.this.is.why.Natasha.is.so.intent.to.make.bounded.haircombs,.release.the.original.code,.and.lock.down.the.haircomb-protocol.
Back.to.comb.supply.-.Natasha.has.developed.a.breakthrough.new.claimer.(designed.for.her.haircomb.actually),.and.is.claiming.COMB.in.secret.for.the.sole.purpose.of.driving.up.the.claiming.fee.sky-high,.then.give.away.the.comb.to.kickstart.the.adoption.and.ensure.that.all.haircombers.make.it

>> No.23795581

Happy birthday

>> No.23795598
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>>23795571
>>23795581
Thanks frens, looking forward to another year of memes

>> No.23795607

>>23795566
Happy birthday anon

>> No.23795634

>>23795575
This guy doesn't have a full btc
>>23795566
Happy bday op

>> No.23795657

>>23795566
Happy birfday fren! Were all gonna make it!

>> No.23795677

>>23795566
based lil buddy
i couldnt ask for better friends in this clown world. make it a good one

>> No.23795692

>>23795566
Happy birthday fren

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>>23795607
>>23795634
>>23795657
>>23795677
>>23795692
Thanks frens, hopefully until next year when we have the golden bullrun we're all gonna make it

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23795763

>>23795717
Happy birthday anon. We're a mere months away now.

>> No.23795834

Happy birthday. Chin up. You're young and already invested in btc (right?), keep going because you're gonna make it.

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23795838

>>23795566
Here...have an Asian gf on me

>> No.23795857

Happy birthday fren, we all love u

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>>23795763
>>23795834
We're so close indeed, hopefully Btc will will do the unthinkable and reach a new ATH
>>23795838
Thanks, have pic rel on me as well

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>>23795857
Love u, fren

>> No.23795904

>>23795566
Happy birthday man just letting you know nothing wrong with being alone in our modern world of global homo. Sure it sucks but having fake NPC friends and pretending to be a normie to fit into a mentally sick world out of desperation is a million times worse. Embrace yourself for who you are. Fight for something you believe in. Make your ancestors proud. Life is about the struggle, normies reject the struggle out of cowardice and aren’t human, they live life as soulless husks enslaved by the spirit of Judah. Do not wish you were like them be happy you are your own man.

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>>23795566
Happy Birthday buddy.

Put that money in MMED. Thank me latter.

>> No.23795939

>>23795877
>unthinkable
millions of people think about this daily :p

>> No.23795969

>>23795566
Happy birthday, may you have a long and happy life ahead, anon.

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>>23795904
I've been thinking about all you said recently. I'm glad that you reassured me that I'm not that odd one. Surely I'm odd, but at least I'm doing my ancestors proud and trying my hardest.
I appreciate the boost of moral, fren
But hey, ateast I'm not alone, right?

>>23795918
>>23795969
Thanks haha although 'long' seems a bit tough, but appreciate it

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Happpy biiiirrrthhhdaayyyy!!

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>>23796030
biiirrrrrthdayyy puummpp let's gooooo

>> No.23796106

>>23795566
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
Wasted digits, GO BACK

>> No.23796179

wow bro happy birthday drop your address and Ill suck your cock for some XRP gimme like 10 and a hit load of cum down my throat bro

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>>23796014
>>23795566
Happy birthday anon!!

Here is a song I just made up

Hapy birthday to anon
His frens are also anon
But together we are forever
Always alone, without /biz/ frens? Never!

Don't worry about being alone, just remember when you do your work (or whatever purpose you have) with conscious and integrity, your real true freinds will appear to you even if through a mongolian basket forum!!

>> No.23796287

hb

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>>23796245
The song hit close to home, heartwarming. But no worries, I'll try my best to keep true to my path, and if I don't I'll type a greentext and see what you guys think haha

>> No.23796360

>>23795566
happy birthday goy, and checked!

>> No.23796361

>>23795566
happy birthday anon

>> No.23796382

>>23795566
Happy birthday, frogman.

>> No.23796427

>>23796360
>>23796361
>>23796382
Thanks frens, hope life treats us all well

>> No.23796440

>>23795566
happy birthday

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>>23795566
Happy Bday anon, if its windy and cold, close the window or put a sweater on. You're 21, you should know this by now. Here's some boobs. Now go pick up a 6 pack and get loaded.

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>>23796440
>>23796507
Sounds good anon

>> No.23796585

>>23795566
Happy b day fren

>> No.23796652

hey fren, happy birthday.

I hope after the world stops being retarded. You can go out and spend some time with friends :)

Kind regards-

Anon

>> No.23796715

My man, don't forget you're here forever. That's not necessarily a bad thing - happy birthday from your dearest Anon.

>> No.23796741

>>23795566
happy birthday faggot

>> No.23796742

>>23795566
Checked at your 21st birthday, Anon. You're gonna make it.

>> No.23796768

>>23795566
Happy Birthday, anon.

You made it to 21, most anons don't. There's many silly anons that eat mushrooms, do promiscious things or drugs.

You're on a smart board, anon. You're on /biz/, look around and take a breath of air. You have time, you're alive.

Now what do you want for your birthday, what do you want for your life, anon? :)

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>>23796585
>>23796652
>>23796715
>>23796741
>>23796742
Love you all frens, when this Corona shit iss finished we're all gonna go out and make it. But it's true anon, being stuck here isn't so bad. I've lurked in 6-7 other boards. Who knows what new boards I'll lurk next. But I think /biz/ is permanent until we all make it

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>>23796768
Of course there's a list like a trad wife and all that, but if I look around it's okay.
I'm lucky and I feel good, sure I need some things but I'm fine either way, life's good (hopefully it gets better),but it's all good nonetheless.

Praise kek, heh

>> No.23797089

>>23796014
happy birthday anon
your ancestors want you to take yourself not to seriously. the lived a simpler and easier life, strive to do so aswell. dont get caught up in the little things

>> No.23797090

if /biz/ figures out who you are they will go out of their way to contact your exgfs and make them rich. you have no friends here. this will most likely be your only warning. it happened to me and can happen to you too.

>> No.23797655

bump so everyone knows frog posters are the shittiest backstabbing incels on earth

>> No.23797886

bump so everyone knows to never post on /biz/ unless they want a group of bitter pieces of shit making the people you hate most in life rich. you guys want to talk about legos? i love how all i have to do to get you incels to shut the fuck up is tell the truth

>> No.23797929

>>23795566
habby pirthday!

>> No.23798295

>>23795566
u got us and i wanna wish u JusDeFi

>> No.23798337

Happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you... happy birthday dear anon.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~
Happy birthday fellow anon! Hang in there little man! You’ve got us! Enjoy the cold silent breeze, you may never get the chance to appreciate what you don’t have later on in life!

>> No.23798383

Happy Birthday man. Hope you have plenty of gains and find meaning and happiness in life.

>> No.23798427

happy birthday sir. i hope your coins do the needful on this day

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fren

>> No.23798618

bump as reminder all people on /biz/ are trying to get you to kill yourself. extremely cursed and evil thread full of larping people that want you to die to make a quick buck.

>> No.23798785

>>23795877
Sauce PLEASE

Happy bday fren

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>>23795566
Happy birthday anon!

>>23797090
>>23797655
>>23797886
>>23798618
Who hurt you anon?

>> No.23798885

>>23798857
the people of /biz/ after figuring out who i was. in trying to warn others so the same doesnt happen to them, actually good advice because im not a bitter asshole

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>>23795566
Happy birthday Anon! Enjoy your special day. Were all here to celebrate with you! :)

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>>23795566
Happy birthday anon. Wishes you the best for this year.

>> No.23799091

>>23795566
Happy birthday fren.

>> No.23799097

>>23795566
Hey OP is your name Michael or Gabriel?

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YAY BIRTHDAY BOY

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>>23795566
Based dub dubs. Happy birthday, anon. I know what it is like to be alone on your birthday. Just know that there are people out there that care about you and in this moment you are not alone. Best wishes for your 21st year!

>> No.23799147

>>23795566
Happy bday fren

>> No.23799173

Congrats kiddo

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>>23795566
Happy bday fren. This whole thread proves why biz is best board

>> No.23799205

if youre reading this thread and confused its because all the frog posters are in a discord organizing. turn back away from /biz/ to save yourself the sanity.

just a reminder you people turned me into a psycho nazi women hater. happy birthday to hitler every day. going to have fun murdering link marines in minecraft

>> No.23799206

My birthday, too, anon. 30 today. Feel pretty good, and I hope you do, too.

>> No.23799215

study hard anon. I’m 26 and wish I had worked harder when I was younger.

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>>23797090
>>23797655
>>23797886
>>23798885
Keep crying and screaming like a child faggot.

>> No.23799266

>>23799249
i will until nobody wants to post on /biz/ anymore to save whoever else comes here from you assholes

>> No.23799316

>>23799266
>i will until nobody wants to post on /biz/ anymore
You sound ridiculous, not every fag here is a filthy bastard, good luck with trying to stop every single anonymous person to post on 4chan, delusional retard.

>> No.23799349

>>23799266
the current influx of reddit tourists is so tiresome. they will leave after the election (when they are no longer paid).