/biz/ - Business & Finance

AWOO!

But seriously

>>23787789

GME will make me rich right?

RIGHT?

Love you guys no matter what

Surely we will be red Monday. These levels are unsustainable. There has to be some natural pullback.

>>23787786
Cannabro here. I have some DD for anyone interested in TLRY and APHA and why they are good investments for 2021.

>>23787800
for comfy stock fren time

https://www.bloomingdales.com/buy/mink-coat
Are these normal "sale" sales?

>>23787800
if anything the thread is shittier during the week when everything is
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23787802
Just HODL bro.

what do you goys think of IBM? can they come back into relevancy with redhat cloud computing? 6 directors bought a ton of stock

>>23787786
I'm still laughing at the anon who tried to bake last thread.

>>23787800
>>23787806

Gameplan, research.

Buy BOIL & SQQQ

Did you ever stop for a moment and think that it doesn’t matter how much money you will make out of this game, in the end you will have nothing to do with it because the sad truth is that you’re alone in your room. And you’re 30.

>>>/pol/288773082
LULZ

>>23787786
is opti the new meme? like gme?

>>23787841
yea but think of the tendies

>no EDITION in op?!

who the fuck let this amateur make the /smg/ thread?!

>KUNG FLU EDITION PART 2

>>23787800
Why not?

>>23787846
OPTI was a cope stock by people that sold everything at the lowest point before election.

>>23787841
>30
Speak for yourself I recently turned 28, have $50k debt, a useless Finance degree, am down $700 since March, and will need to work overseas teaching English for 20 years to actually live comfortably

>>23787841
I'm 28, and I think most people here just want to make enough money so we don't have to work shit jobs for a system we don't agree with

>>23787841
Not true at all...

...I'm 31

So whats the best chink stocks to buy

>>23787875
fucking exactly

>>23787846
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1557340/000107997320000919/optec_8k.htm

On October 30, 2020 the Company (OPTEC) entered into a definitive agreement with an International Commodities Consortium for the supply and distribution of Specific Brands of Personal Protection Equipment (PPE) for Medical & Hospital use throughout North America, totaling in excess of Two Billion Dollars $US. The agreement has been fully executed by the Company and the buyer, along with proof of bank certified funds, in excess of $2 Billion Dollars US, to complete the transaction.

The company (OPTEC) has already sourced and secured the products for the entire agreement, along with coordinating the logistics portion of the agreement. The product distribution is expected to be fully completed by December 2020.

>>23787802
that ship already sailed

>>23787841
I will buy myself a nice pure breed dog, a good one not a faulty unit with ankle dysplasia or other generic bullshit.
We will take long walks in the woods and teach him/her how to find truffles, then I’ll sell them for high gains.

>BTC double dip below 15K after huge fight at the line
>looks like 15K might hold
interesting
https://youtu.be/-5OeVSiisLU
gold/silver up this week?

>>23787880
NIO & NIU

Guys, what's the best American misery portfolio?
>KO (Obesity, diabetes)
>MO (cancer)
>XOM (fired wagies to protect their divvy)
>(((JPM)))
>(((GS)))

Growth
>PLTR

45 minutes to movie night! To kick off the first week of Spookvember (it never ends) tonite's feature is The Thing (1982)!

>>23787880
YINN. 3x Bull on China stocks.

>>23787910
You need some anti depressant manufacturers

>>23787841
im 32 and i dont do it for the money. its all about that dopamine gamblers rush. there are people who do this for the money?

>>23787910
Don't forget Chinese stocks.

AliBaba. That way the velocity of our money goes to China.

>>23787913
Dope!!!!

>>23787875
Based and redpilled.

>>23787927
The real question is, GSK, Pfizer, or Merck?

>>23787938
While I get the point, I want the stocks to literally be about American misery. Not American misery related to shipping jobs over seas.

>>23787875
27. I am playing this game So I can live my life without having Finances being part of the decision making process.

>>23787913
Damnit I forgot about that, wish I could join.

Green energy investing 101
>NEE
Largest renewable energy company in the world, 8 nuclear reactors and a nice utility company that sustains a nice divvy
>PLUG
Potential for explosive growth of the hydrogen economy ever takes off
>BEP
Portfolio full of hydroelectric dams

Avoid strictly solar companies because the tech just isn’t there yet to turn a profit

>>23787799
>0 replies

>>23787992

All right, what's a good Chinese Techs ETF containing BABA, Tencent, Xiaomi, Nio, JD.com, and so on

What's the general consensus on Monday being green, red or el crabo-o?

>>23787962
I'll throw some at you:

Phillip Morris
PUTS on Peloton

>>23787841
>you’re alone in your room. And you’re 30
No, I'm 36 and one of my cats is in here with me, and Kasane Teto is singing just for me. And the money I make sure can purchase a lot of anime and manga.

>>23787841
that's all i've ever really wanted

>>23788014
Trump isn't going to concede the election. Monday is going to be a fucking bloodbath.

>>23788008
Just buy YINN.

Literally 3x China Large Caps.

Buy Calls on it on Morning open.

>>23788042
Will mean nothing when the secret service escort him out

>>23787913
Watched that with the wifey the other night. Really wish they didn't butcher the Prequel by adding a bunch of cgi.

What's the correlation between Biden presidency and Chinese stocks?

>>23787913
Where to watch?

yo my cousin is so cute and slim
is it weird that i find her attractive

I re-entered silver on Friday. I dunno what the market is going to do.

>>23787799
Cute!

>>23787841
I'm on my couch actually faggot

>>23788066
Trade deal. Less regulatory pressure.

BABA to 1000.

Actually now that I think about it....Jack Ma and China haven't been getting along...

NIO to 100, Tencent to 200.

>>23788058
Doesn't matter people will still sell Monday.

>>23788042
>Trump isn't going to concede the election.
And the nation will react with this face.

>>23788101
Bitcoin going down 5% confirms this.

I bought SQQQ on Friday...

You guys did the same....right?

>>23787846
OPTI is a gamble with a vague deal about 2 billion

>>23788045
No way I'm buying 3x crap. Maybe 2x if I feel like it, but I'll never hodl it. Especially on a market as volatile as China. I want something to hodl for 20 years until China is undisputed #1

>>23788107
Jennifer lawrence is fucking disgusting. Will you please use a different gif and reply again with the same text?

>>23788112
see >>23787890

>>23788110
80% cash myself

>>23788137
Funny gif, lol.

60% cash here...

SQQQ bought as hedge.

NIO PUTS soon.

>>23788117
Bet you fapped to her fappening nudes...right?

>>23788110
I wonder how bad it will actually be though. Dow only down like 150 points?

>>23788162
Yes but only because I only had to look at her asshole and not her face.

>>23787841
I'm no actually. But what you describe is a fear of mine

>Biden declared victor
>Market tanks on Monday

It's gonna be great.

>>23788180
How bad do you think it'll tank?

>>23788128
yeah, that's my point. it's vague, there's no detail on how it's actually going to translate to profit

don't bet your life savings on it, that doesn't necessarily mean like 2 billion annual revenue or something

>>23787806
Why did you change the file name from pepe73?

>>23788213
I have 4000 shares for 300$. I'm looking for the dollar mark and taking my 3grand to the divvies.

If SpaceX does well with their launch this week do you think that it will bump the stock price of TSLA?

>>23787810
Lets focus in IIPR and established NYSE stocks for weed, specifically USA/ east coast

>>23788180
>implying most investors don't prefer sleepy Joe
>implying anyone cares when stimulus is still on the menu
I'll buy the meme dip if it's true though

>>23788042
>concede
Neither side will. This is up to the courts now.

>>23788239
It will pump SRAC that's for sure.

>>23788074
I'll post the link in 15 mins hold ur horse
>>23788061
I was watching clips of the prequel last night and... yeah. I kinda wanna go beyond the pale with my contrarian takes and say terrible jarring CGI is good, but it's hard >_>
>>23788082
buying silver is a good idea!

>>23788239
Yes were you even around when TSLA did their first Space X launch around the 1st-2nd quarter this year? It jumped 100 points and actually held. BUT TSLA is a trash stock now for +15% now, people actually got smart

>>23788241
I have 8 shares of IIPR at 113$/share. I was able to see the moon to 150$. 1.17$ divvies. It's pretty expensive but IIPR is my long term boomer stock.

>>23787841
I didn't realize you're all kinda old

>>23788259
>I'll post the link in 15 mins hold ur horse

>>23788234
kek I got a new laptop and lost my frog folder, thanks for reminding me to change it back

>>23788110
I'm 100% cash cause I'm transferring cash to another broker and waiting for the cash to settle. Lucky timing maybe.

Riots when?

>>23788278
I’m autistic so I’m probably the only one that noticed kek and no problem

>>23787841
22
16k SL debt
5-8k capital
unemployed
Jobs are scarce, I just want to grow my wealth, dont like betting (until I study options for a few more weeks)
how do I play this... just pretend you're me, fun game time, ok? Dont wanna be a wage cuck like my family, living paycheck to paycheck.

>>23788273
30 year old boomer 4channing since 2004 here.

>>23788310
Open cash account with fidelity. Day trade TQQQ/SQQQ all you want. Or if you wanna flip shares weekly/monthly than invest in AmeriCannaStocks. 2021 is exponential growth for the American Cannabis Market.

>>23788332
yoooooo, back when snacks and moot were actually friends and boxxy was queen. Hello ol' fren.

>>23788310
I'm wagecucking my soul away for now in grocery and it's allowed me to save nearly 30k so far at 21. No debt either because I haven't been to college. Don't be afraid to wagecuck now so you can create opportunities for yourself later, that's what I'm trying to do at least.

>>23788310
Buy option leaps on growth stocks, its relatively expensive sure but the winrate is high

>>23788273
33

>>23788360
BRING BACK SNACKS

>>23788414
naw, snacks fucked a beach whale.

Movie night movie night! Get in here! Tonight's feature is The Thing (1982)!
>>23788332
I've been on 4chag since 2007 and (correctly) consider myself a candyass roodypoo newfag still.

>>23788367
Based, don't be afraid to learn a trade

MY NAME IS BOXYYY
I remember browsing /b/ when i was 12 and wondering why everyone was obsessing over her
>>23788344
hi cannabro
>>23788367
I know thats really my only option... guess i just gotta find an easy part time job.
>>23788396
How much money am i really putting at risk when doing puts and calls? im confused,
Also, opinions on these vidoes for noobs?
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/derivative-securities/put-call-options/v/basic-shorting

>>23788273
27 year old since 2007 or something

I’ve been scrolling through the various stickies on pol and saving images to post here since you boomers post the same pics over and over. I got 300+ new pics saved so far

>>23788450
Hello!

>>23788180
Yeah stocks were only pumping all last week because they thought trump would win obviously

How long do you think the Biden rally will last? We're obviously not going to get a stimulus until at least January/February.

Is RTX a buy now? Biden is a neoliberal, after all.

>>23788273
it takes forever to get to 30 then everything after that flys by

>>23788422
I started on /co/ and /v/ in 2007 because i'm a manchild and I never really got the /b/ culture. Most of my passion for anything but accumulating wealth has faded away.

>>23788521
based and red pilled

>>23788496
>The biden rally

>>23788496
>Biden rally
Not even into politics but it was a Trump rally cuz he favored less taxes on big business, he's a red guy. Blue guys like better social programs

Any chance Trump fucks everything up intentionally on his way out?

>>23788545
senate is split
we Obama slow crab now

>>23787841
I'm 26. I just want financial independence and security. I'll never get married or have children, so financial freedom is a real possibility.

>>23788554
Obama years was slow crab excluding FAANG

>>23788483
we dont like new things round here zoomzoom

>>23788554
>4 years of low risk investing
sounds pretty good to me

>>23788545
Biden is a neoliberal. Wall Street will love him. There's not going to be any material tax reform, if any. The Senate is still going to be Republican.

>>23787841
I'm close to 40, but I have a wife and kids.

>>23788435
>trades
What are some well-regarded trades? What ones should I maybe avoid?

>>23788332
I think my fondest memes and shitposting memories over my whole 4chan career come from /sp/ circa 2009-2011.
>lel
>comedy gold
>my face when a ... near me
>Kornheiser WHY
>Jaguar's guy
>ladies and gentlemen, your ... MVP
>Charger's copypasta
>English goalkeeping

What are some good Biden term set-it-and-forget-it stocks/funds? I'm thinking
VGT - generic high yield tech fund
IRBO -comfy robots and AI fund
FITE -cybersecurity fund
FIW -water fund
XAR -defense fund

>>23788575
Yawn. I want to be rich in 5 years not at 65+ and only be half way there.

>>23788633
GME

>>23788450
Damn I haven't thought about boxxy in years.

Then there was that ferret girl Tammy or something.

Fuck im old.

Hello anon. Insecure rlftf anon and NIOchad here. Will I make it?

I think i need to take my gme and eman money and put it into more Chinese ev stocks. I already wrote halb off as a lottery ticket. Going to see what happens with rlftf, it will rocket above a dollar after they get eua, only reason im negative is that i bought when a batch when it was .67 , but im better off then where I was.

On a different note, came in second in a Texas holdem tournament, 14 people. Heads up turns into a different game and im a little rusty on that part.

>>23788417
This is the sort of thing that at least gave 4chan enough of a reputation that normies didn't want to be seen with that in their browser history. Shock value currency has inflated so much since then, it's sad. The guy who posted the images on /b/ of the fucktoy he murdered didn't even make national news.

>>23788614
Phew, I'm not the oldest one posting here.

>>23788627
avoid trading low and try trading high

>>23788649
I ran 2 miles and am taking a break from my adderall also. Feels good.

I think ill make it.

>>23788575
Wow she's pretty hot. You'd never find a girl like that working at a McD's in the US. Is this what most Russian women look like?

>>23787874
Holy fuck.

>>23788643
hard pass, i set foot in a gamestop for the first time in like 10 years last weekend and dear god
the value could triple in the next five years, i dont care i want no part of that

>>23788657
>Be on this site for 13 years
>Still a newfag
It hurts bros

>>23788253
Patrician choice.
>>23788657
I'm 38, just like to round to the nearest ten. I always assumed /smg/ skewed older because it's stocks and I see way less retardation here.

I have 13k in PLTR at 11:30 average. Am I going to make it?

>make smart post with thoughtful analysis
>no one responds
>meme post either with images or random shit
>tons of (you)s

is everyone just inherently retarded here

>>23788657
I think I'm barely an oldfag
I don't really remember, I participated in that first big habbo hotel raid tho

>>23788483
*snap*
*sip*
Nothing wrong with the old pics, why do we need new ones?

>>23787841
I want to be free of ever waging again. Unlikely to have wife, therefore no children. So realistically the goal here is to get rich, escape waging, free my family of waging, buy land somewhere I like.

>>23787874
Similar feels. No debt and am actually up (cause of 1 good move, had i stopped after that I'd be up higher than i am now...), but I do have a useless degree. Okay never mind not that similar idk why i responded to you

>>23788677
its gonna triple in like 2 weeks bro

>>23788657
post moot , god these are really dark times.
I wonder if 4chan will survive these next 4 years? The first day I heard 4chan being discussed on mainstream media my mouth dropped and i knew it was only a matter of time.

>>23788683
Yeah it better newfag

>>23788633
Nio

>>23788702
Well ya, you gotta post with big tiddy anime girls if you wanna get a (You)

>>23787910
Ill take pic related. Kek the fat girls probably think theyre better than her simply for not being by themselves. Whens it really chicks who are far more obsessed by "social status" which the fat ones likely think they have more off than the girl. Doesnt change that theyre nasty as heck.

>>23788741
(You)

>>23788722
T_T

>>23788719
4chan was name dropped in 2005 by fox news. The evil anonymous was hacking child pedophile rings.

>>23788741
Anon...God damnit

>>23787841
I am 25 with no wife or kids and no debt
I like the idea of being able to free to live as true free man to able to just grab a bag full of money and live where ever I want with nothing holding me back.

>>23788704
I will admit it, I started visiting regularly because of project chanology. But the oldest images I have saved are from 2006.

>>23788765
They blow up vans, too.

>>23788765
>mom watching oprah and sees this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

>>23788796
Same here. I'll never marry or have children. I just want true financial freedom. I have no idea who I'll leave my money to, though. I don't get along much with my sister and wouldn't want to leave her much at all.

>>23788811
Holy fuck I forgot about this.

Im so fucking high
What do I buy monday im TIRed of being a bitch Make me buy something, make me listen to you.

Why won't anybody push to cure aging or at least extend the how long we live & quality so that you may not live forever but you would consider retiring at the age of 160?

A lot of people are entrapped in dying industries such as coal mining, with life extension they could go to schooling for engineering or something.

Ok so what we know so far is that Biden has claimed a presidential victory, orange man is going to throw a tantrum about it but ultimately hes going to be thrown out of the wh.
Uncle sniff stated in his speech that his plan is to focus on eliminating the chink flu by Jan, unless I heard him wrong.
I assume this is going to mean further lockdowns and enforcement of some-sort, I don't see how else elimination could be achieved.
This could lead to another tech stock uptrend, retail/airlines etc down-trending again even further. We could also see further boost to chink stocks/EV stocks, green energy and DUDEWEED stocks.
This is my DD analysis. please share like and subscribe

https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=311&ft=4&t=WKHS,HYLN,SPWR,ICLN,CRON,TLRY,ACB

I have added some tickers of interest in the above to keep track of, feel free to reply with others I can add them for future threads.

>>23788895
Fucking disgusting

>>23788907
this guy fucks

Fuck I've been browsing 4chan since I dunno early 2000's, 2004 I think. I'm 37. If only I hit up /bis in those days.. oh well I'm here now.

>>23788895
>PLNHF
>CURLF
>GTBIF
>TCNNF
>OPTI
>IIPR
Invest in the product that supports you so that the profits you make from the businesses that sell you cannabis that will then pay for you to get high. It's how I've been getting my cannabis since August.

>>23788937
All trump had to to was legalize pot in exchange for pro-gun stuff & 20 years later they would still be making packaging with his face on it.

>>23788952
I would've voted for the orange man if we made cannabis a priority to building walls.

>>23788937
im so mad at you right now only 1 of those was NYSE

>>23788906
>with life extension they could go to schooling for engineering or something.
or get stuck working in a coal mine for 140 years

>>23788977
hmmmm
>CGC
>TLRY
>APHA

>>23788952
Trump forgot how short the attention span of americans are. Biden was declared the winner by most media outlets. Fox news is telling him to concede. The normies have moved on, even if they find evidence of fraud, everyone had moved on.

>>23788967
Mitch said no stimulus until 2021 but 4 days later & an election later which trump lost he said he plans on getting it passed before the year was up.

>>23788990
Trump is upset because the German bank is going to close on him.

https://www.businessinsider.com/deutsche-bank-trump-ties-debts-after-election-reuters-2020-11

This will likely be his 7th bankruptcy. All of the excuse his wife needs to divorce him.

Imagine the embarrassing things she would say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-oP3Qnyx4o

This guy is testing Starlink's performance.

>>23789010
i can't wait until the real investigations begin on the orange man. Without the DOJ to protect him; we will comb through this guys entire skeleton closet.

>>23789029
The guy owes 2 billion dollars. The guy is so over leveraged if he had to do hollywood accounting.

>>23789010
>>23789029
>>23789047
>>>/pol/

>>23789047
wtf

give me 1 billion dollars and i'll 10x it in one month by buying GME

>>23789069
>i'll 10x it in one month by buying GME

>>23788987
ok might go all in if i dont take my money and go straight into options

>>23789092
ya man, because ill buy out all of GME

>>23787841
Nice low key attempt at data collection. I have a lazy bitch of a wife but two beautiful daughters and a major goal of mine is to counter balance her cuntiness for my daughters and make enough money so my daughters don't have to go to public school with ignorant children and parents.

>>23788931
/biz/ didnt exist until like 2013

>>23788180
>Virgin faggot noodle hand capitulator vs Chad smug dip buyer

>>23787841
Yeah but even if that is the case it is still is a million times better then having to wage slave

>>23787841
21 with $46k and no debt, military is going to pay for my finance degree when I get out next year. Should have $60k unless my stocks moon or the market crashes sometime in that period. Just trying to set myself up for when I get out.

>>23788907
Baste and Seinfeld

Guys, I'm scared. I have rashes on my neck and my throat's kind of sore.

>>23789524
Scared of what?

>>23789530
That I may have gotten covid or had an allergic reaction. I'm not afraid of covid per se, but it's gonna be a pita.

>>23789524
u sure it isn't allergies lol?
either way those symptoms are really non-specific. And you may as well be saying you have "something" when you say rash. Is it raised, is it red, is it scaly, etc etc etc

sore throat could be an infection or it could also be post nasal drip

My 18yo eScort wouldn’t even put out tonight, and like the utter little cückboi that I am, I paid out anyways...
It’s time to cut this spoiled brat off...
Meanwhile, I get to fuck the stripper again tomorrow and I just got a bottle of Viagra in the mail so I can do it rough for hours.

>pic related for the tooth-sucking niggermonkey that got uppity and tried to ban me earlier this week
>I make more than you, fgt

>>23789536
What are you afraid of, though? Dying? Why? The only reason I could imagine being afraid of death is if you regret not doing enough, and the most likely reason you would be regretting not doing enough would be fear of covid. It's a vicious circle that weak people fall into. Chads just live life without fear.

Who has ever been to a shareholder meeting here. Kinda wanna go, sounds comfy. Wear a suit and eat complementary finger foods and pretend to be some succesful businessman or investor for a day.

>>23789548
I have red, itchy skin from my earlobe down to my adam's apple and on the inside of my elbow. It's so itchy I can't sleep.

The only thing I've eaten recently was protein powder (just recently got back from the gym) and some bananas before that.

>>23789561
I don't want to miss the gym for 14 days and have to be stuck inside as well. Plus, I haven't been home all day and actually work in an office. Unironically, I know some pretty decent people I don't want to give the coof to.

>>23789566
if Q3 is shit and they still can't give a guidance
im selling half even if it dips -15% immediately

>>23789574
Well, you can just dial in to the quarterly earnings report call to start with...
The conference meetings for the board of directors are a little goofy from what I’ve heard. The CEO just puts out some good vibes and happy charts and hope that nobody is paying attention or asks about the metrics that actually matter

>>23789601
I just want to attend a shareholder meeting and be all professional and businessy and shit. Maybe ask the ceo some financial question I don’t understand

>>23789577
What kind of protein powder? Could be an allergic reaction. Could even be Hay fever, ever get fall allergies? Over the last couple years my allergies changed and now I get random red bumps on the back of my hand all the time. No idea why but I just ignore it. I have what's called the atopic triad, where allergies cause asthma, eczema, and the usual runny nose/itchy eyes. Basically I can't breathe, I get rashes, and my eyes commit suicide.

>>23789621
>Maybe ask the ceo some financial question I don’t understand
Sounds adorable.

>>23789577
have you ever had eczema before
is it a bit bumpy or whatever? Any other features? Like is there stuff scaling off or does it feel dry?
sounds like it's only red because you're itching it too

normally you'd just use hydrocortisone (available OTC) to relieve the itching, but if it's also inside your elbow it might be a fungal infection too (clotrimaderm is available OTC). dont know off the top of my head since obviously im not a dermatologist and you certainly shouldn't believe someone online claiming they are anyways
do you live in a country where going to a walk-in clinic is "free"?

>>23789621
Honestly that sounds funny, but the idea is a lot better than the reality. You would just waste half your day to get some free coffee and embarrass yourself.

Great the niggermonkey is back

>>23789623
Body fortress, been using it for a few months, so I think it should be fine.

>>23789645
>>23789645
Hmm thanks. It is a little bit dry. I just really don't wanna deal with covid bull crap. I work for Johnson and Johnson, so it's a pain.

>>23789653
I make more than you too, you fucking flat-footed basketball bitch banger

>>23789677
Nice cope, but it doesn’t change the color of your skin :^)

>>23789677
Prove that's recent. I saw you posting pink wojaks the other day.

>>23788906
who the flying fuck would want to like 160years i dont even want to live 60 years

guys how trustworthy is Predictit?

I wanna bet on trump but Im getting fishy vibes.

>>23789706
>He doesn't want to live past 60?
>Activate quantum immortality

>>23788906
What do you mean? People are always working on that.

>>23789675
That's the protein powder I drink, the vanilla is really yummy. I like to put a little coconut extract in it too. Did you maybe get some cleaning chemicals or something on yourself? Or perhaps a fungal infection from the gym?
>>23789677
Based portfolio as always Mr. Scoops!

>>23789675
if going to a doctor is not an option, just go to a pharmacy and hope the pharmacist is competent enough when you ask for advice if hydrocortisone or clotrimaderm is ok for your "rash"
if the pharmacist isn't some overseas pharmacist with questionable education, then they should be knowledgeable in minor ailments.

At the very least, they should be able to recognize if there are any red flags where they should refer you to a doctor (they are liable).. but worst case scenario and if they're lazy and incompetent, they'll probably just tell you to go to a doctor even if it's minor if they try to avoid the liability

I haye niggers and I dont think a chunk nigger can be president.. going to short vix, but im worried about a lame duck sell off, mostly regarding rotation from America and weak dollar so like just buy tech and the hidden dragon is emerging markets....

>>23789738
>but worst case scenario and if they're lazy and incompetent, they'll probably just tell you to go to a doctor even if it's minor if they try to avoid the liability
Just based on logic, I would bet that most pharmacies have a policy to say exactly that, for that exact reason.

>>23789703
>Prove that's recent.
How?
>I saw you posting pink wojaks the other day.
I always post pink wojaks. It’s how I deal with being a sexually frustrated niggermonkey all the time.

>>23789745
Looks like it’s time to buy UVXY calls

>>23789755
Can Robinhood not show you a graph that has actual dates on it? Why would someone like you even use RH...? Meaning someone with that much invested.

>>23789706
thats sad, you will never become an archangel or even a regular angel

>>23789731
The vanilla is really yummy I agree. They have cookies and cream which is kino with milk.

>>23789738
I'll try that thanks.

I hate i get banned for posting trannies. Meanwhile lots of happy faggots get loud voices so the truth is, watch India and America might intervene John Bolton got fired because there are only so many times you can say bomb Iran at a cabinet meeting.... i think America will get hit before March next year

>>23789745
I’m a niggermonkey and I like to screech.
Watch this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT KIND OF ABSOLUTE RUNG-LICKING MONKEYMAN ISN’T BALLS TO THE WALL ON SPXL RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

>>23789712
Low liquidity and high fees. Basically the penny stock of gambling websites. 5% as a baseline so there is no point in taking bets below that percentage.
Absolutely full to the brim with stocktwits level delusion pro-Trump retards.

>>23789792
yo that's sus of you.
>you guys let's vote him out.

>>23787799
Glad Trump lost, get fucked loser

>>23789792
>John Bolton got fired because there are only so many times you can say bomb Iran at a cabinet meeting....
If it were me, I’d just spend the whole cabinet meeting screeching about how we desperately need to bomb Detroit, the Bronx, and Tel Aviv
>i think America will get hit before March next year
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Never forget the Imgur link I posted.
I’m going to use my god given viagra to get diamond-fucking-hard before this stripper comes over again tomorrow.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.

>>23789824
My new mask I'm going to wear.

>>23789824
>be a stock trader
>be happy your capital gains are going up 30%

>>23789824
Would Cirno really be a Biden supporter?

>>23789848
He loves paying taxes.

>>23789832
how old are you when did you start taking viagra? do you need to take it permanently after you start using it? i think i might have ED, i find i get too nervous being with new woman, this makes things difficult.

>>23789558
>Viagra in the mail so I can do it rough for hours.
Can you explain this? Does Viagra make you keep going even after cumming?

>>23789772
Glow harder, you stupid glownigger.
I smoke weed to keep the (((monkeymen))) down.

>>23789848
Just come to leaf land and pay 50% instead :^)

>>23787786
Will gun stocks moon on monday? They wiped me out on wednesday for some reason but on thursday and friday they went up for whatever reason (maybe market retards thought trump would win because he was ahead by however much in pennsylvania and michigan) and my calls are beginning to recover

>>23789879
what stocks are you buying nigger

>>23788719
moot went to work for the enemy tho

>>23789868
>how old are you when did you start taking viagra?
Tried it for first time today and I’m 25
>do you need to take it permanently after you start using it?
No idea
>i think i might have ED, i find i get too nervous being with new woman, this makes things difficult.
I didn’t do a legit talk with my doctor, just got it off a sketchy site I found in an Instagram ad

>https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/investing/2020/11/06/3-dividend-stocks-that-can-generate-monthly-income-for-your-portfolio/42966033/

>sales of $44.7 million in 2019 tripled 2018's tally of $14.8 million. In its most recent quarterly results, released on Aug. 5 for the period ended June 30, sales of $24.3 million grew 183% from the prior-year period. A big reason behind all that growth is that Innovative Industrial has been adding to its portfolio. As of June 30, it owned 58 properties across the country, up from just 22 properties a year ago.

>As a REIT, Innovative Industrial is legally required to pay out at least 90% of its taxable earnings to shareholders. Today, its quarterly dividend is $1.17 and yields 3.9% annually. Although it's not a Dividend Aristocrat, the company has been raising its payouts sharply in recent years. The current dividend is more than triple the $0.35 that Innovative Industrial was paying just two years ago.

>quarterly dividend stock will pay you every January, April, July, and October.

>tl;dr IIPR has tripled divvies ($1.17) in 2 years and is growing at an exponential r8.

Absolutely Bullish for IIPR. I got 1k in it im gonna sell shares for another 1k more at the drop.

>>23789879
>the niggermonkey also smokes weed

>>23789873
>Can you explain this? Does Viagra make you keep going even after cumming?
Have you had sex before?
Have you ever struggled to get it in?

>>23789896
Just ETFs at 2X bull or higher.
>pic related

What companies are on the downturn expected to make a recovery? Anything recently with lower lows, lower highs, I need me some cheapies before mitch passes this underwhelming stimulus.

>>23789924
>OPTI
>P
>T
>I

>>23789746
depends on country and pharmacist

here in Canada, pharmacists are supposed to be able to help with minor ailments. Some provinces they can actually prescribe (Alberta has no restrictions for prescribing afaik). They should tell you to go to a doctor if it doesn't improve in 1-2 weeks obviously, but that's different from someone telling you you should go to a doctor immediately because it might be skin cancer or some other red flag. That kind of help is more valuable than some retard incompetent pharmacist just straight up telling you im not a doctor go to a doctor (which frankly even in Canada this happens just because some pharmacists are lazy and know they can get away with it since most people probably dont even know they can prescribe, but what's the point of prescribing if you're not being compensated directly for it right? compensation goes to the pharmacy owner not the pharmacist)

>>23787802
i made about $1000 buying puts on it, imo it’s going lower (~$7/$8) but it’s more of a risk than the sure bet buying puts on it was when it was overheated at $14/$15. But hey go for it.

>>23789861
I actually think that makes a lot of sense :o
Clownpi would be big fan of W. Bush I think. Raymoo would probably like Obama and Marisa would like John McCain. Byakuren would like Tulsi and Sakuya would like Yang. Nazrin would write in Gabriele d'Annunzio
>>23789900
wtf why do you need viagra Mr. Scoops

>>23789861
Cirno just writes in her own name in every election.

>>23789914
Of course I do.
Ya gotta smoke weed to keep the glowniggers down.
Ya don’t smoke th woke-leaf, n ya hafts ride with the niggermonkeys

>>23789938
When are you thinking of scaling down on your leveraged ETFs?

>>23789937
nah this Anon get it
>>23789936
Truly a Mastermind of Fairy behavior.

When is Tesla going to moon? Tired of it doing literally nothing. Might just sell this shit stock for a loss on Monday.

>>23789848
That only applies to richfags. Joe Biden isn't capable of raising tax rates anyways MIGAtard

Why do people think GME is going to moon? Like even if they move to online why would people choose it over other online retailers like amazon? Going in on GME is stupid as heck

>>23789938
You been investing in AmeriCannaStocks?

>>23789937
>wtf why do you need viagra Mr. Scoops
So, sex is hard.
Ya gotta get the hole wet
Then ya gotta get the stick hard
Then ya gotta put the stick in the hole
Then it’s gotta stay hard
This 18yo really doesn’t wanna put out. I can get her pants off and go down on her, then I say, “want me to put it in?” and then I’m either soft or she goes “maybe some other time”
And also she probably has panic disorder and literally won’t stick around more than 90 minutes because she has such bad anxiety

>>23789965
>When are you thinking of scaling down on your leveraged ETFs?
At the break even of either the SPY or of the respective leveraged ETFs

>>23789978
nice job exposing how new you are lol

>>23789985
dude i cannot believe you think this is a healthy way to have sex.

>>23789873
Viagra gets my dick harder than a rock. I could go for another hour or so, but sex is about getting the poison out and moving on.

I took the Kamagra Oral Jelly (Viagra jelly packets). Good stuff. Give it a try, wouldn't take it everyday. But if you're having sex with a 10/10, it's worth it.

Also, buy WKHS and RKT.

>>23789981
>You been investing in AmeriCannaStocks?
I only do leveraged ETFs and leveraged ETF accessories.
Everything else is for glowies, nigs, and r*dditors.

>>23787880
Now is not a great time to invest in China or Taiwan. Besides internal pressures Xi faces to seize and nationalize foreign owned factories and investments in PRC, there’s a strong possibility that PRC (“China”) will try to nab some outlying islands from RoC (“Taiwan”) during the lame duck period. No a certainty, or even 90%, just a strong possibility. Take that as it is. If even one of these quite likely events happen, then there likely won’t be any HKSE/SHSE listed stocks on US markets because they will be delisted.

https://www.spytalk.co/p/is-china-preparing-to-attack-taiwan

>>23789970
Probably in a few years. Their gigfactories will be functional in about 2 or so years.

>>23789931
sell me some weed , meet me at ihop

>>23790008
what about the divvies??? the comfy quarterly paycheck for just believing in capitalism and sucking on it's teet

>>23787869
Sounds like ur projecting anon.

>>23789938
How would Megumin feel if she knew you smoke the devil's lettuce?

>>23790003
>dude i cannot believe you think this is a healthy way to have sex
I don’t
It’s more about how I get fulfillment in life than how I get sexual fulfillment.
For me, an aspect of fulfillment in life may include raping the living shit out of an 18yo girl that’s trapped in a position of desperation.
My dick might just be disagreeing with me on that.
I wish to medically force my dick into submission for this task.

>>23789985
w...why are u not erekt after perform cunnilingus

>>23790016
It's legal now. Just go to your local dispensary at 7 AM and theyll sell you a 1/8oz and give you a bogo if its over 40 dollars. lmfao

>>23790032
fair and based

>>23790010
agree on China but not Taiwan
if you're that worried about Taiwan, you should pull out money from AMD, NVDA, QCOM and AAPL

Taiwan is incredibly vital to US. Border tensions over some rocks in the ocean are one thing, but China trying to threaten Taiwan's industry directly would force US to act

>>23790023
I’m not a divvies guy. I want whatever gives the most mathematically proven ruthless and dramatic growth

>>23790025
I’d offer her some.
Some of these eScorts are awfully fucking cute, mane... I might post some pics because you’d be fucking surprised.
However, I’m sure you’ve already seen the kawaii_kate set, which was taken by a guy that met her on SA

>>23790055
>if you're that worried about Taiwan, you should pull out money from AMD, NVDA, QCOM and AAPL
smart money already has

I’m not saying that say, TSM is going to crash to zero because PRC seizes some rocks. But a shooting war between PRC and RoC, however brief and limited the exchange might be, will send RoC equities down 10-20%, minimum. Now, as markets are overheating from QE and uncertainty and hidden inflation, is not a good time to buy something that might drop 10-20% overnight.

Buy the dip.

Why is it so hard to redpill family and frens on economics? Everyone thinks I’m crazy when I recommend investing into the market and not a savings account.

>>23790037
It can be hot to do that, but the stick just isn’t fucking hard.
Have you actually had sex?
Have you watched porn?
Are you actually hard the whole time you’re watching porn? Or does it only actually get hard when you start to actually rub the fucking shaft?
Are you rubbing the shaft while going down on a chick? Probably not.
Timing is some shit, mane.

>>23790055
forgot this part but:

if PRC and RoC engage in a limited exchange during the lame duck period, the Biden team and every single soul in DC will be begging Trump and the Pentagon to deescalate and not let things turn into a Real War before the new administration gets in power.

>>23790099
BRO literally dont jerkoff for a few days and hydrate ? Have you ever tried not jerking off for a week before having sex?
What is the your most mathematically proven, ruthless, and dramatic growth method?

>>23790088
The ONLY difference between the market and a savings account is that the saving account isn’t going to lose 75% when the market inevitably crashes

>>23790074
Megumin is 14 you freak. I'm reporting you to the proper authorities for offering drugs to a minor.

Based senate Republicans will see to it capital gains taxes stay the same, unrealized capital gains will not be taxed, and a Financial Transaction Tax will never pass. The Harris administration is a lame duck. See you in 4 years faggots

>>23790085
TSM is valued lower than other prominent semiconductor picks (e.g. ASML) because part of the geopolitics risk is already priced in
if you really think shit is going to hit the fan, TSM's IV is relatively low that you can just buy long-dated puts to hedge until Biden's stance on Taiwan become clearer

frankly whatever Biden thinks doesn't matter because US itself already understands Taiwan's importance. Strong enough that they gave subsidies a huge subsidy to build a 5nm plant in Arizona (foundries are not cheap). Taiwan's smart enough to keep 3nm (and eventually 2nm) in their homeland because they know their industry is the only thing protecting them from China

>>23790150
Biden's only 77, Reagan was an influential president yet he was also very old. And so is Trump! And the venice guy that was blind

>>23790151
im going to sleep, my sentences are all over the place there

to be fair i kinda hope TSM does drop back under $80, but anything much lower than that is hoping for too much after Intel dropped out of the race, fundamentals on TSM too strong
have to nuke TSM directly for it to go lower

>>23790122
>BRO literally dont jerkoff for a few days and hydrate ? Have you ever tried not jerking off for a week before having sex?
Bro. I want to bank a different nasty ass skank every day for multiple days in a row.
Today was a flop. Got a different one tomorrow evening. And a 3rd on Monday.
>What is the your most mathematically proven, ruthless, and dramatic growth method?
Individual stock picking never beats the market when done by humans other than Warren Fucking Buffett.
Do full market ETF at 2X-3X leverage.
Next strategy: try to optimize dip buying / dollar cost averaging with kelly criterion

>>23790130
>Megumin is 14 you freak. I'm reporting you to the proper authorities for offering drugs to a minor
Literally zero fucks given.
I should post a QT stoner chick I saw on SA...

>>23790099
>Are you actually hard the whole time you’re watching porn or going down on a girl
...yes. It gets hard by itself and stays that way o_O

>>23789885
It's not 50% here dumbass, it's actually 50% OFF whatever tax bracket you're in so it's actually extremely low.

You'd pay like 7-12% probably.

>>23790150
Who in there right mind ever thought taxing UNREALIZED gains was a good idea? Holy shit...

>>23790151
>TSM is valued lower than other prominent semiconductor picks (e.g. ASML) because part of the geopolitics risk is already priced in

Yeah, that’s fair. However... if a sudden shock occurs like I described, they and every other RoC business traded on NYSE will lose value. Personally, my position is that there is enough if a likelihood of this to risk a few hundred bucks on a short put. Your risk tolerance and analysis are definitely different than mine, since we are both different people, but you raise valid points.

>>23789997
I just wanted to bait someone into telling me why I should all in in GME :[

>>23790032
Based my twin brother.

Fucking is the reason I'm not a millionaire RN...lol

>>23790150
Aren't votes in Georgia still being counted...could push a blue wave in both houses...

>>23790185
would you?

>>23790171
no worries man, you were making perfect sense to me. Take it easy and rest up.

>>23790185
Holy SHit.

SA, Escort sites are my go to's.

What do you pay these dumb ho's?

>>23790196
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8.

>>23790193
>my position is that there is enough if a likelihood of this to risk a few hundred bucks on a short put.
i agree with that, especially if you just entered a position recently

i think a lot of us entered TSM back in June though so a trailing stop would probably be sufficient, especially when TSM usually just crabs anyways (an actual dip would mean shit hit the fan). Maybe a bit greedy but I think a trailing stop would be nicer than paying 3-5% premium for an OTM April put to hedge, or more if the uncertainty lasts for longer
who knows how long TSM will crab around $90 after all, the $80 magnet was pretty long

>>23790150
Trump was a lame duck for like 3.5 years. So not much changes which is what wall st. wants.

>>23790214
>What do you pay these dumb ho's?
Typically too much...
There’s a pair of decent chicks I’m doing for $500, which isn’t too bad...
A lot of chicks get scammed by Indians and just not paid out tho. So anything over $0 kinda makes me feel like a sucker in comparison, I guess.
Some 20yo Asian offered me her hole for $600. Still considering.

What about you?

>>23790254
>A lot of chicks get scammed by Indians and just not paid out tho

absolutely based

>>23790214
I came bareback directly inside of a gorgeous girl with borderline for $1000.
That’s an example of being a sucker though.
She had previously done it for $500 and $700. I was being stupid.
It was hard as fuck just to coax her out of her apartment. I think she once flaked on my 3 fucking times in a row.

>>23790254
200-300. I typically use them once.

There's only been a couple where I've paid multiple times. Took pictures of some. Especially this one Latino chick....she let me do anything to her....so I licked her butthole, lol. 10/10, her pussy even contracted while I was inside...rarity.

>>23790267
A chick showed me a convo she had with one of the currynigs.
The faggot claimed he was going to give her $5k/month in allowance...
Why would a person ever do that when a gorgeous 20yo Asian has offered to sell you her hole for 600 bucks...

>>23790281
>she let me do anything to her....so I licked her butthole
these are the degenerates I share a website with. Why couldn't I have been born a normie and enjoy plebbit like everybody else?

>>23790281
>200-300.
Wtf kinda chicks you picking up?
What age range?
Do they look kinda thick or homeless?
I think I might just have more refined (and gay) tastes

>>23789558
Only gay men want to fuck rough for hours.

>>23790303
>Only gay men want to fuck rough for hours
Explain this. Are you serious?

>>23788042
kys t r a n n y

Why are you people not all in on UNH right now?

>>23790301
Here was my favorite.

>>23790298
Everyone has their kinks. It just happens to be mine.

>>23790360
because you touch yourself at night

>>23790364
Looks decent.
How old was she and how much did you give her?

>>23789970
>

it already mooned.
Expected value for stocks that you buy at PE 100+ is incredibly low.

>>23790378
Mid 20's.

Honestly don't remember, just as much as ever other girl I've seen.

I like a take a pic of every girl I fucked over the years. It'll be good to show the grandkids one day.

>>23790126

the savings account lose 2% per year in real terms on average every year
the stock market gains 6% per year in real terms on average

thats the difference.
There will be no 75% crash but even if there is one, buy the dip, don't sell and enjoy your gains when we recover.

>>23790192
>Who in there right mind ever thought taxing UNREALIZED gains was a good idea?
If they did that id probably pull out of the market depending on how they implemented it. Unrealized gains after a year? Probably stay would have to research. Unrealized gains on a monthly basis? Im out imagine all the taxes youd have from the august pump only to lose it all in september and still have taxes on top.

>>23790402
>Mid 20's.
Yeah, so I’m shooting for 18-22 range.
But those 22+ chicks seem way, way easier...
>Honestly don't remember, just as much as ever other girl I've seen.
500 is seeming like where I want to draw my personal line in the sand at.
I personally enjoy it being enough to make them feel a little special.
>I like a take a pic of every girl I fucked over the years. It'll be good to show the grandkids one day.
I love that.
What I’m doing is capturing the pics off their SA profile using the web developer console

>>23790416
This.

We've adopted the Fed as our Superman.

One day it will cause a collapse, but until then. The stock market only goes up in the long term.

...until the virus mutates and kills half of every living thing on the planet.

>>23790459

why are you in this thread? I highly doubt you invest in stocks.
Doomer-fantasies belongs on /pol/, this thread is for making money. I don't care about your feelings.

>>23790439
18-22 is prime meat. But as long as they're under 30, you're good. You're right, older they are, the easier they'll drop their panties.

I live in the rust belt, money is hard to come by for these whores...Unless it's in a college town. It's nice treating them out, I get it. They love the attention and the fact that you're their "daddy".

>>23790439
Smart idea. A lot of guys in the past have always said they wished they took pictures....I just took their advice. I think I'm missing one or two, but I've saved quite a bit.

I've stopped doing it for awhile to invest more, especially around March. Having more fun gambling than treating a girl out for a couple of hours. Girls are great for a short while, but honestly, I love gambling a little more.

You have a pic of your favorite chick you ever banged?

NEW THREAD

>>23790481
Of course I invest.

WKHS
Oshkosh
NIO
BABA
RKT

Only to name a few.

What about you anon? You're obviously a millionaire, tell everyone your top picks.

But seriously, this virus does have a small chance at becoming deadly as the virus goes from animal to animal to animal. Could be tomorrow, but it's likely hundreds of years.

>>23790459
>virus mutating meme
Holy fuck. Covid is a fucking virus. We’ve had millions of viruses in human history. None of them did shit in the long run. Who gives a fuck. It’s a fucking virus. Why are people freaking out about this shit.

>>23790532
What about brazilian bats

>>23790544
Comparably, this virus is the most infectious we've ever witnessed. Over time, it evolves to be less deadly, which is reflected on the death rate.

Current strains are nothing burgers. But I can see a case where some dumbass 20 years from now eats a mink, gets a way different, deadlier strain and we start seeing March death rates again.

>>23790548
Lol, you believe that hedge fund anon in January?

>>23790570
>muh death rates
Nobody cares nigger fucker. It’s literally a meme. It’s a common cold. Guess what? Landwhales and boomers die from viruses sometimes. Been happening for decades. Nobody cares.

>>23790544
Probably not people like you or me but I went to one of my rich family members party.
It was in ranch open space and their was 2 family units wearing stupid masks in a private party that didn’t require it.
Just because you and me are not afraid of it doesn’t mean normie retards are not.

>>23790610
I agree. Death rates are like 0.5%.

Saying that, markets care and were about to get that Haloween & election cases going sky high.

Lockdowns seem imminent...especially now that Biden is president.

>>23790620
>markets care
No they don’t
>inb4 “proof!!”
Literally look at the charts from April (when we realized covid was a nothingburger) to now

>>23790651
Wasn’t talking about the markets just normie retards who actually afraid of the meme flu.
I know the markets don’t care about cough only stimulus and fed brrr

>>23790651
Markets are taking it under consideration. It's one of the reasons Nasdaq is having a hard time going past 12,000.

Since we live in an environment where people are controlled by media cucks, we are forced to take this virus "seriously".

...which is why I purposely wear those neck fleeces...if I have to wear masks...I'll wear the worst kind...the kind that promotes this virus

>>23790703
Kinda sick and tired of always having to have a mask on hand
Got turned away from a restaurant for not having a mask

NEW NEW NEW
>>23790797
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>>23790797
GO GO GO
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GO NOW GO NOW
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>>23790723
Its beyond retardation at this point.

I see it as an inevitability. This virus is permanent. Will never go away. Just like the Influenza virus. When they make a vaccine for it, the strain of the virus would likely change...especially for a virus like this which bounces around the animal kingdom like a ping pong ball. Therefore a vaccine isn't to save us completely (see pic).

The only reasonable strategy to handle this virus is a defensive standpoint. Vitamin D, Zinc, working out, getting sleep. Improving the immune system, naturally. There. Just saved thousands of lives and trillions of dollars. Those who die, were going to die anyways. Likely were 1 fart away from death to begin with.