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23786116 No.23786116 [Reply] [Original]

NOOOO I WAS GOING TO BE RICH TRADING MY REAL MONEY FOR INTERNET MEME COINS!! IT WAS MY TURN!!

>> No.23786136

Its already happened to some people faggot

>> No.23786147
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>>23786136
>IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME PEOPLE AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME TO MEEEEEEEE

>> No.23786153

>>23786136
HE SAID IT WAS HIS TURN NOW

>> No.23786157

Here's the pink cryptocurrency pill: haircomb is completely in the blockchain. Natasha Otomoski went randomly. Electronic Cash As Bitcoin Was The First Step, haircombers are starting to make more powerful hair follicles, making hair pears, making lactose stacks cheaper and more efficient. The hair needs to be shaped to do these things. Once fully mature, people will be able to slowly shave their hair
Natasha stumbled into working on it after filling her corner in the bedroom in 2019 and began working with Jozio Soccer on the e-shoot script hash bitcoin script to offer maps for playing OP_RETURN.. She adds extra teeth, touches hair, making hand appearances and calculations more efficient. New owners need more doctors and those who need them
A quantum computer was created to capture and prevent Bitcoin's work (they have their own competition). They did the needful to stop or cheapen Natasha's hair stumps. They started removing critical SegWit and P2SH code and started fragging the block. The Shor's algorithm was the last nail in the coffin, which destroyed the ECDSA on the Bitcoin beacon (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). This is why Haircomb has been invented, and it is for this reason that Natasha intends to make the most of the hair bracelet, release the original code and lock the HairCom protocol
Back to Com Supply Natasha has created a new breakthrough (designed for her hair) that will make all the haircombers make it

>> No.23786174

>>23786147
Did you think it would not happen to you?

>> No.23786177

>>23786147
>>23786153

you're a fucking faggot if you think usd is staying around forever

>> No.23786185
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>>23786116
>Up 50% from may
>These thread cropping up from like a 5% pullback
Feels good to know all the retarded making these thread got priced the fuck out and will wallow in alt coin garbage forever. I would save you. But you are literally too stupid to make it.

>> No.23786198
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>>23786116
I've come to appreciate these threads more and more. Get fucked r*ddit tourists, serves you right for trusting what some pajeet told you on /biz/.

>> No.23786220

>>23786198
You are still poor arnt you?

>> No.23786290

>>23786116
imagine voting for biden because you think it would pump the market. then the market dumps, what little profit you did make gets taxed to hell, and your wife and son are forced to suck black cock by presidential decree.

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>>23786220
>You are still poor arnt you?

>> No.23786323

I made 30k off crypto as a college student

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>>23786290
>and your wife and son are forced to suck black cock by presidential decree.

Can I suck it too?

>> No.23786411

>>23786304
Go back tranny

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>>23786411
>Go back tranny
>So what if I bought LINK at $18, getting outside data onto the blockchain will change the world
>Why yes, I did get into crypto just last month
Newfags and normans get exactly what they deserve.

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23786607

>Don't worry OP, stock-to-flow will make us rich ! See you soon in the citadel ;)

>> No.23786637

>>23786323
why did u quit

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>>23786116
Move them into even memier coins.
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