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good thread

did you try the prep h suppository like I mentioned yesterday?

Ok sirs, maybe you've heard of the haircomb token computer project? A crypto-currency built in the 2019 that relied on complicated 'liquidity stacks' (read: simplified machine code) cryptography to prevent any of its data from being intercepted and read by someone else. These days, thanks to the threat of quantum computing, it's hard to imagine a practical crypto currency built in the past worth investing that isn't quantum resistant.

now is the perfect time to claim haircomb because it is the only platform that has not seen an significant hack or any major infrastructural issue that would endanger the network and thus the entire haircomb community. So technically there is no reason to be buying cash, its value is rapidly collapsing as you read this

>>23785834
Kys

>>23785831
Not yet, this shit is constantly external now , will go to the proctologist as soon as the wek starts shit hurts even when sleeping.

>>23785912
how big is it? when I got the surgery mine was jelly bean sized. If yours is smaller the suppository should fix it.

>>23785967
jelly bean sized, scary as shit in just one week it went from nothing to this crap.

BTW which of the surgeries did you had and it was a pain in the ass?

>>23785912
yea make an appointment with the ass man on Monday

>the consequences of shorting the most bullish asset class of the past millennia and possibly human existence

>>23786014
There seems to be a correlation since biz has experience in this as the ammount of answers on this theme on the first 10 minutes of creating the thread show.

>>23785991
Laid down on my stomach, the doctor applied a local anesthetic to my cornhole (IIRC it was via a syringe. Might have been a cream, can't remember) Then he went in with a scalpel, cut the jelly bean and squeezed out the clot. He also gave me Oxycodone but it hadn't kicked in fully. His first attempt I wasn't numb at all and I was screaming, so he came back 20 minutes later and I was fully numb. The recovery takes about a week and it hurts to shit the first few days.

You should still try the suppository though. One time I went in because it got big but they just sent me home with the suppository and it worked.

>>23786127
What the fuck are you guys talking about? what is jelly bean size and making shitting hurt?

>>23786227
thrombosed hemorrhoids

>>23786227
Gay people talk

>>23786250
not a homosexual. I had bad constipation from antibiotics at one point and hemmorhoids were the result of pushing too hard. Stress can cause them too, in OP's case from shorting BTC

>>23785912
stop fapping, it causes more blood to flow in that area than necessary. start putting the cream on. it can go back down if you give it time.

>>23786127
Thanks frend will try the cream first but will get the doctor advise first i don't give a fuck about waiting a week i mean i already had a week with pain and i can work on the bed with the notebook.

>>23786227
Thrombosed hemorrhoids , just bobo things caused by stress, i would not google about it if i were you.

>>23786316
I can barely walk, fapping is not a cause kek.

>>23786369
>i would not google about it if i were you.
too late.

>>23786409
Well you were warned.