/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23760858
lol they stopped asking me years ago. just man up and say no soiboi

>>23760858
no

Wtf bars and restaurants are closed due to COVID and have been for months. Fuck off

>>23760858
The brunette with the lipstick is a cute little slam piggy

>finally accept to have a few drinks
>never drink much so catch a good buzz easily
>start using the term nigger profusely
>mfw

>>23760858

I wish someone asked me that after work. All I do now is come home, browse 4chan and drink until 3am.

look at the eyes. the anxiety

>APERICENA

>>23761081
Based

>>23760858
somebody didnt get invited to after works drinks
how does it feel that even the retarded nigger fresh off the boat from africa who barely speaks english gets invited and you dont after being a wagie for 5 years at the company?

>>23760858
NOOOO YOU CAN'T GO ENJOY DRINKS YOU HAVE TO BE A PENNY PINCHING JEW LIKE ME AND GO HOME AND POST ON 4CHANNEL

>>23761073
That's why I never drink with colleagues. I always end up defending Hitler kek

>>23761139
>his boss isn’t expensing the drinks as a team building exercise

How draconian

>>23760858
It's not as bad as you think anon you should try it

>>23761081
Easy. Stop drinking.

Get a bicycle. Use it after work. 1 hour every night.

Go back to your home. Take a shower. Drink some cold water from the fridge.

Then...

Try to delete at least 1 photo of your ex girlfriend man, just try to move on.

Practice this until you have deleted all your ex girlfriend photos, and now with that nice chad ass that you developed for using your bike very night >> Get on Tinder.

Your welcome anon.

Covid was a fucking blessing for this joke of a society

>>23761017
Have sex

>>23761351
I wish we’d just let it all go and run it’s course. The mitigation’s in place only slow the inevitable. Sorry folks, your grandma is gonna die from this, just say goodbye.

>>23760858
I'll take the tranny in the middle at the back

>>23760858
>Jenny Nicholson with that evil Marxist tranny
Damn, I thought she was at least a little good

>>23760858
>Drinks sound fun, sure let’s go
You have 2-3, then leave early. You made an appearance without sacrificing a lot of time. Not a big deal. Gotta work on your autism. Stupid little social things like this can make you a lot of money, you never know who can be a connection

>>23761156
I thought they didn't serve minors

>>23760858
Cursed image

>Friday? Time to start my 48 hour fast and sit in a dark room while tuning in to static on the radio

>>23760858
That's a man

>>23761477
Lmfao

>>23761477
Based

why do they all open their mouths like that? I understand why women do it. but why the men? when did this start?

>>23761096

>>23761193
based. but once you get a basic understanding on how simple women are then get the fuck off tinder it is poison
meeting girls in real life = higher quality women and you arent 1 man vs 99 other man going for one woman

>>23760858
ARE YOU CRAZY WE HAVE A PANDEMIC!!

>>23761021
that's Lindsay Ellis

>>23761096
basato italiano

Is it board for loosers?

>>23761874
kek

>>23761685
Because a smile from a man would indicate confidence and white men aren’t allowed to have that in current year

>>23760858

It's Pizza Friday my dudes.

>>23760858
Last time I went out drinking with people, I got very angry and threatened to kill someone. Only drinking alone from now on.

>>23761836
Man but Tinder girls like sex.

IRL girls want a serious relationship.

Fuck that.

>>23761836
don't listen to this advice. Granted, odds on Tinder are slim, but if you're selective you will find what you want. and the real red pill is it's *always* you versus 100 other guys, you have to find a way to outshine them or frankly you don't deserve any pussy.

>>23760858
I fucking hate normies

really pushing the edge of humor with those shitty stock photos, OP. do you work for comedy central?

>>23761351
Indeed

>>23762445
Nah bullshit. I don’t get hit on via Tinder. I get hit on when I’m out a bar somewhere.

>>23760858
Better spend $100 worth of drinks on muh ETH instead.

>>23761096
anon basato

>>23761081
I spend Friday night working
Drinking beer watching anime is my Sunday night. I love it.

>>23761477

>>23761477
Checked

>>23761477
This, but I eat like a pig and listen to Dark Ambient

>>23761477
Finally a post I can relate to

The awful belching boomer bitch who used to sit next to me is getting her cubicle liquidated by HR as I sit here shitposting. Feels good man

>>23762656
based and gluttony-pilled

is that vsauce behind jenny?

>>23760858
You buying, right?

I smoke a half oz of hash oil a month but alcoholtards make me sick

>>23760858
it isn't /biz/ without the hourly workplace demoralization thread

>>23761477
why isnt he wearing socks

>>23763195
>implying I’m not working from home

Blessed COVID

>>23763207
please let LINK moon so we can stay like this forever

>>23761477
Very based

Kek, your one of those cucks who don't go to social work gatherings. You have no idea how much this has costed you over the last few years. Missed network opportunities, missed promotions, missed introduction to girls and most important you missed the chance to actually bond with the people you are forced to interact with for 40 hours a week. If you miss out you will be labeled as pic related.

At least do what anon says
>>23761439

>>23763477
This, I'm shitty at my 6 figure job but liked by management because I play the game. And it takes line zero effort too, a night a month probably. Kek this board is full of dummies

>>23763887
Based, when I started working with the company I would always drink beer with some bro's at the end of the week. Most of us are promoted and now chattered through the organization. We still meet and try to get each other ahead in the corporate clown world.

>>23763477
>>23763887
pls tell us more

>>23763887
this
and fuck you guys, it's fun
alcohol inhibits social anxiety if you have it so you can be a normie once in a while

>>23760858
>Hey vsauce, michael here

>>23761477

Hello, BASED DEPARTMENT ?

>>23760858
>LET'S SPEND $150+ TONIGHT ON UBER FARE, DRINKS, AND ADMISSION TO CLUBS!!
>What do you mean you aren't coming Anon?

>>23761836
This 100%

>>23760858
This but only with bros

>>23761081
You’d still be miserable hearing them talk about things you have 0 interest in

>>23761139
The idea is that it turns a 9 hour work day into a 12 hour one. It’s never enjoyable and making conversation is so tiring

>>23760858
I get paranoid when I drink because years and years of browsing this shitty website will lower my guard and inevitably make me say some very controversial shit while drunk

>>23764230

You're not wrong. But at the same time, I wish I could find my own group of misfits to talk about bs in real life over 4chan /biz/.

>>23763477
All s o y e d up, like a little c u c k

>>23761096
basato anonimo porcodio

>>23761096
Lel sempre oh

>>23761081
If you have PlayStation I’ll game with you

>>23761156
That nigger destroyed the west.

>>23763198
Socks are the Jew

>>23761017
They were open here all summer and just closed down again this week

>>23761439
This is true, depending on who you work with, you probably won't even have to pay for the drinks because boomer wagecucks just fucking love "buying a round"

>>23763198
>He never wore short neck socks
Retard that only wore mom-bought sneakers detected

>>23760858
Yeah this shit is retarded and I'll tell you why it happens it's because American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

>>23765255
what's up with your frequent use of the n word

>>23761116
People like you are insufferable and why its so hard to get people like OP to go out to drink. Then you get devastated when I decide to no longer go out drinking with you because of your cancerness.

>>23765255
>and the late Mike Tyson
Wat? When did Tyson die?

>spends hundreds on drinks a week
>complains that they don't have any money
Why are normies like this?

>>23763477
>>23763887
>>23764028
>>23764043
the most pathetic wagie cope I have ever read, imagine doubling down on giving up your time and doing work related shit FOR FREE.

>>23765302
Airbrushed ass

>>23760858
I was planning on going to a desert music festival this weekend but decided not to.
But now I have this bottle of rum that was for my tent.

>>23765273
I'm american

>>23761021
yeah she is

>>23765551
ah I see

>not ignoring your co-workers and quitting the minute you have a better job

>>23763181
This. Booze is fine i just get so nauseous after a couple drinks

>>23760951
this

>>23763477
>going to an npc dizzy water dispensary with the other npcs you’ve already spent 10 hours with

Glad i have no friends what a waste of time

>>23761430
that's not just any tranny, that's their queen

>>23761081
I'm not quitting drinking until BTC hits 20k.

>>23764186
Exactly. Meanwhile these people are eyeball deep is credit card debt, are out of shape, drunkards, and have messy apartment. COVID is a blessing

>>23765712
Based

>>23761685
they want to hide they are autists that cant smile genuinely.

so they just basedboi open their mouth instead of getting photographed with a slightly stoic look

>>23760858
Wait, this is a wedding

>>23765333
I spend one night a month drinking with the bosses so I can spend 4 days a week fucking off doing nothing

Sorry if your little brain can't wrap your head around the fact that those three hours on Thursday night buy me hundreds of free hours a month

Like I said, dummy board kek

>>23761477
LITERALLY me right now
wtf

>>23761111
>Quads go unchecked.

>>23760858
That pic has to be ironic.

>>23766630
Kek this, thought this was BIZ. You know the board main focus is spending little time to reap big rewards.

Instead most of them are the autistic incel programmers.

>>23760858
>HEY GUYS LET'S PLAY THE SHOT GAME
>TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME ONE OF US LAUGHS AT EACH OTHER'S STORY
>OH THE HILARITY!

>>23761477
>while tuning in to static on the radio
>mfw I actually do this
Fuck

>>23761432
Oh they "know" each other quite well

>>23760858
Drinking is fun

>>23761477
>>23762941
>>23767546
>>23768166
Can understand, it serves as white noise and relax
I do this but instead of a radio, I use a fan

>>23768351
It soothes people with autism, anon. Thats why its a meme.

>>23766630

If you can keep this going for a while gfy, but it's inherently an unstable arrangement. Your bosses suck at their jobs if they're willing to keep paying dead-weight employees so they have someone to schmooze with. Eventually they'll suck themselves out of being able to pay you, or will decide to stop sucking and can your ass.

And when the jig is up, you will have developed no marketable skills.

>>23760858
They look happy. What problem do you have with them OP?

>>23768799
It's fake

>>23768915
Nah you're just miserable.

>>23768976
Dude I can fake it as well. Been there, done that. It's fake.

>>23768668
You have no marketing skills, he is so on point its not funny

>>23769075
do you have some kind of criteria for being "genuinely" happy or what? they're out with their friends and look like they're having a good time.

>>23761017
not in florida