/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a hairc0mb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the hairc0mbers start making more powerful hairc0mbs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the hairc0mb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the hairc0mb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the hairc0mb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hairc0mb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hairc0mb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hairc0mb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hairc0mb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why hairc0mb was inven.ted, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hairc0mbs, release the original code, and lock down the hairc0mb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hairc0mb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all hairc0mbers make it..

>>23756086
Dump it

If dubs everyone posting below this post will get their portfolios dumped on.

>GNUS has been my major source of loss porn for months
>now its right /pol/ and right twitter
Jesus, this is glorious. The impotent rage and conspiracy theorizing. The constant recycling of puff piece garbage. This is kino.
Anyway, I need more tickers for my loss porn. Please no biopenny shit like KTOV or TTNP. Something that can DARE come close to "Netflix for kids".

>big green candle on futures
Uh /b/ros? Under 1% futures means a green day, right?

>>23756116
Any digits and the dump poster I’m replying to is a faggot.

>>23756140
If dubs and you're portfolio will be dumped on.

how much longer until the fucking race gets called. I want my fucking money.

Draw the rest of this graph.

>>23756155
Fuck. I meant to write "your"

>PLTR 12.20

>>23756155
Behold the repeating digits

>>23756167
Its k, you got dubs.

WHAT SHOULD I BUY?

GREEN ENERGY?
WEED?
HURRY UP AND ANSWER ME PLEASE

>>23756139
yes

>>23756156
This wont end for awhile dude.
Obvious cheatin+a pres that wont allow this malarkey=never ending story

>>23756159

>>23756159

>FTCH
damn what a run

NET and HEAR chads WYA?

>>23756179
Its Friday after a huge green week don't buy anything

>>23756179
>WEED?
DUDE

>pol shilling BTC at the top

Huge sell signal

>>23756159

>>23756083
Yeah. It helps but there's still federal tax. I live in NY and am in the 6.85% bracket on the household income of 350k. Plus there a NYC tax as well of almost 4%. It's crazy which is why I am moving to Nassau county.

>>23756105
Kys or shut up about your shitcoin

>>23756179
>WEED
Buy a folkeaktie from Christiania

>>23756159

>>23756216
Okay now show what happens after that

>>23756159

>>23756260
Big Mac futures go to 20k

>>23756159

I went all cash yesterday wew lad!

>VIX going down
We're pumping on open! Bears BTFO'D FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!

>>23756289
bobos on hibernation watch

>>23756192
Kek

OPTI-bros, I have a bad feeling about today. The $2b deal is real...right? Gap up or down???

Thoughts on NIO?

Is also a buy before it's Nov 10 new Mac reveal event?

>>23756225
>why I am moving to Nassau county.
Yikes. At least pick Suffolk if you're going to stay in the area.

>>23756356
is AAPL* a buy

BEIJING, China, Nov. 06, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Li Auto Inc. (“Li Auto” or the “Company”) (Nasdaq: LI), an innovator in China’s new energy vehicle market, today announced a voluntary recall on some of its Li ONEs.

The first chink scam EV company already falling apart.

What smartphone are you rocking?
Come on man, it’s 2020, time to leave incelville and get yourself a qt to compliment bull market gains.

>>23756378
is there a single EV company other than Tesla that's not a scam holy fuck lel

Bears:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpbZMZm0kbE

>>23756378
Tesla always does recalls. Bullish as fuck.

Guise I just dreamt that every market index crashed to zero in a matter of seconds. I think this is a strong sell signal.

>>23756333
>I have a bad feeling about today.
why? company is legit. besides having 1 employee, and bringing this new CEO in

>>23756406
>BUY BUY BUY YOU WILL BE ATTRACTIVE ON DATING APPS GOYIM CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Fascinating.

>>23756406
Note 2 & a I 9300mAh zero lemon battery.

>>23756189
Look cut the malarky, they know how many votes they have for Trump, how long does it take to fill out that many +1 votes for fucking Biden. Democrats are such fucking failures at life they can't even win a rigged election.

>>23756406

>>23756422
Checked and dreampilled

>>23756410
TSLA is a scam too though.
The future of EVs 10 years from now will be all the major car companies, not all of these startup EV companies that were basically just carbon credit sellers.
>>23756418
"Mass good will repairs". A recall that they can claim are not losses.

>>23756179
Don't buy weed, grow it

>>23756406
God damn it i hate NPCs so much. Apple products are fashionable garbage.

>>23756422

>bears on /biz/ are feeling bearish

this is how I know we're going TO THE MOON.

>>23756406
A Moto G6 I paid something like $275 for. I'm married and worth about $650k. Iphaggots are insufferable.

>>23756406
iphone x. already a chad regardless

>>23756179
Id probably dump at the open and sit on cash
the gainers this morning look weak.

>>23756406
>he hangs on to a fancy phone for a long time
>he doesn't buy a new phone everytime his phone runs out of battery
ngmi

>>23756406

>>23756422
>strong buy signal
FTFY

>>23756362
Nah wife still works in the city. That's my goal though. Maybe Dix Hills or something.
What's wrong with nassau though? There are still some good neighborhoods there that aren't infested with jews.

PENNSYLVANIA FLIPPED BLUE AHHHHHHHH
ITS OVER TRUMPBROS

>>23756448

Absolutely big brained.
I'm in schock, what are you doing on /biz/?

No time for goodbye, the bear said
As the bear faded away
Don't put your life in someone's hands
They're bound to steal it away
Don't hide your mistakes
Cause they'll find you, burn you
Then the bear said
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Run for your life

>>23756406
Pixel 2 master race reporting in

Witness me, brothers

>>23756488
Memeing and hoping to collect more loss porn tickers
>>23756133

>>23756454
>bulls on /biz/ are feeling bullish

this is how I know we're going TO HELL.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-election-results-live/
GAME OVER
CASH KEKS LOSE
INFINITE GIBS
I hope you can make more than nigs spend anons, it's all in the stretch for cash.

>>23756406
S20 FE because I paid $62 in tax for it after trading in my OnePlus 6.

SQQQ calls over the weekend? If so, buy at open, midday, or end of day?

>>23756505
I would campaign for themis guy.

>>23756474
>Maybe Dix Hills or something.
Grew up in Deer Park, left about 15 years ago. Nassau is more expensive and crowded. Traffic sucks all over the Island but Suffolk was always a little better.

>futures
kek bears btfo

Dems just stole michigan and pa overnight.
Shir is going to get rough now. Nonone is gonna accept this election no matter how it goes.
We are heading for a Soros type crash, such a weird show the elites are putting on. What are they up to?

>>23756333
Were gonna get shkrellied

>>23756406
The kind of people that would be attracted by me having an iphone are the kind of people I wouldn't want to attract anyway, so this mutually works out quite well. I've got a Nexus 6P or something, cost £70.

NOOOOOOO THIS ISNT POSSIBLE THE INVESTING.COM GUY SAID SO

coinbase
.com/earn/xlm
/invite/qwv8g4kr

Go get your free XLM while its pumping charts say STRONG BUY

XLM vid quiz answers:

Answer 1: A decentralized protocol that unites the worlds financial infrastructure

Answer 2: Facilitating low-cost, universal payments

Answer 3: Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global

Answer 4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently

Answer 5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions

Take the free gains and invest in your favorite stock /biz/bros

>>23756406
how much did Apple pay Forbes to shill that "article" (commercial)

>>23756406
>people who can afford status symbols are considered more attractive

>>23756546
>Dems just stole michigan and pa overnight.

I don't recall Republicans bitching when Trump won MI, WI, and PA by tiny margins.

GREEN DAY INCOMING

>>23756406
Used iphone 5 I got for free
Used iphone 6 I got for free
I invest in Apple but don’t buy the products

SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF NAK
AHHHHHHHH

PA AND GEORGIA WENT BLUE

Should I get out of nio or keep my calls that expire on the 20th?

>B*den pulling votes out of his ass
>half the market opening red
I hate clownworld
Can I be on the good timeline where everything isn't fucked for the next 50 years?

>>23756574
Yeah nothing weird about trump being ahead 15 points and then magic biden votes show up everyday for 4 days at 3am and no one is allowed to look at the except dems. AND no extra votes for trump.
My bad, your right. Everyone will be fine with this.

>>23756574

Trump sucks if was tiny margins and he lost.

He should be getting 25% higher vote because his opponent was Joe Who?

/pol/ found that he lost a lot of white vote support. Basically he lost way more white support than the non-white support gains.

>>23756610
Dinosaur news

>>23756627
We had our chance and missed it.

>>23756546
Mostly nothing. Bezos dumping as usual.

>>23756406
a galaxy s10+, which was more expensive than the iphone when i bought it, so i don't understand why iphones are exclusively considered a status symbol

>>23756641
This. He was truly the last hope

Eat shit

>>23756632
>Yeah nothing weird about trump being ahead 15 points and then magic biden votes show up everyday for 4 days at 3am and no one is allowed to look at the except dems. AND no extra votes for trump.
>My bad, your right. Everyone will be fine with this.

You do understand in most states absentee ballots are counted last and a shitload of Democrats voted by mail this year right?

>>23756155
he's a witch and speaks the truth. listen to what he says.

Day of the rope?
More like day of the cope.

>>23756637
>/pol/ found that he lost a lot of white vote support. Basically he lost way more white support than the non-white support gains.
It's the same when making a product. Never give up your core audience for the general audience.

>>23756657
Non iPhones are associated with "green" bubble text messages which are associated with being a poorfag

>>23756666
If the blatant fraud doesn't fuck this pedophile then he will be lame duck from day 1 AND we have the SCOTUS so good luck passing anything controversial for 50 years lmao

>>23756657
I don't really get it either. Its like the Starbucks cup of the phone world. Its just fashionable but lacking substance. Much like people today

>>23756406
Pixel 4a, just arrived, previous was Xiaomi Mi Mix 3 5G with Linage OS, also great and cheap but way too heavy and big, thus I downgraded to a more comfy size.

>>23756662
They already said they will shur down 4chan and get even tighter on free speech, taking guns away, shutdowns forever. Its literally 1984 if trump loses. And not long after china will literally own us.

>>23756637
Fucking white pussies succumbed to SJWs. Getting called racist and transphobic actually worked on these soiboys. God white people are so fucked.

>>23756694
kek how old are you?

>>23756669
You do realize math is a thing, right? You realize this election has had the biggest mathematical unlikelihoods ever? This shit is retarded and doesn't even hold at a glance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23756425
Oh no no no no no no no!

Burgers, with Georgia and PA flipping does that mean democrats might get senate majority as well?

>>23756697
>>23756694
Don't worry the liberals also fucked themselves by having "amnesty states". if they pass anything the right doesn't like we will just ignore it. They set a terrible precedent. Not that the shitposters here would under stand that... also see this to see why they will be lame duck day one

>>23756682

>>23756717
>You do realize math is a thing, right?
Shit, do you?
>You realize this election has had the biggest mathematical unlikelihoods ever?
Could say the same about the "blue wall" states going red in 2016 too. Shit happens, and a lot of people are worse off now than they were four years ago so they voted accordingly.

>>23756708
Old enough to read, unlike you apparently

>>23756717

show your calculations stats-man.

>>23756697

No. They didn't like that Trump wasn't willing to introduce things like term limits for congressmen & senators into the committee to move a bill onto the floor.

>>23756733
Btfo lol

>>23756346
Hate myself for not buying more at 6. Hate myself for pussing out and not buying those options last week.

>>23756682
>blatant fraud
how retarded can you be? votes are just being counted, if you had more than 2 brain cells you'd know about this, mail-in ballots are blue, sorry retard. Now i'm just gonna enjoy imagining you sad, miserable for at least 4 years. FOUR YEARS!
It's a great day, and you and your retarded friends are going to go through a looot of pain today, your world is collapsing, farewell.

>>23756729
And if so are we gonna be financially ruined?

>>23756729
Doubtful they will get the Senate.

The niggers and trannies in the big cities are too lazy to come out for smaller elections and they already came out once. IF they win the Presidency they will be too lazy or uninvested to come out to vote for the Senate candidates again. The right however will be pissed AF and come out in big numbers. It will be a mini-midterm election.

>>23756733
Ah yes, a wise insult hurled at someone on a text based forum. Thank God as an illiterate I can neither read nor respond to this stinging rebuke.

ZIMBAWBE

I hope trump enjoys his up coming 7th bankruptcy.

>>23756733
holy shit dude, calm down
my kids are in the next room

>>23756105
cool no one gives a shit cryptard

>>23756729
Depends on GA now. GA just edged it so that all senator candidates are now in runoffs. That means both seats are up for grabs in the January election. You can bet your ass that the Democrats will be pouring all their resources into Georgia in the next few months and with the Democrats on high enthusiasm from their win and the Trump-base depressed from the loss, it ain't looking good for the GOP.

>>23756764
https://www.270towin.com/2020-election-results-live/senate/
They're getting the Senate too bucko.

>>23756776

>>23756792
lol you really don't understand how elections work do you?

Where we ending today OPTICHADS

>>>/pol/288094356
THE SKELEGATES DAHNALD

Hey trump supporters, what pro-gun stuff has he passed on the federal level?

WHY THE FUCK IS SPY GOING GREEN


IM FUCKING RUINED

>>23756694
>they will shur down 4chan
good thing we're on 4channel which is a totally separate website that only has a passing resemblance with the infamous 4chan. We're the good guys here, Biden 2024!

QUICK WHAT DO I PUT HALF MY MONEY INTO

>>23756815
None, thats my only complain with Trump. He unironically was worse on guns than Obama. He set the precedent that firearms accessories are eligible to be banned via EO by banning bump stocks.

>>23756820

stonks go up

>>23756761
I'm all in on BABA and NIO at the moment so probably won't be too affected.
>>23756764
Aren't you just talking about midterms? I thought when you got to vote you basically just tick everything with a blue/red name next to it, so if they win HoP they'll probably win senate? Soz first time learning about this in detail.

>>23756815
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1322976702419636225

>>23756820
Line goes up

>Election contested
>Covid increasing
>Unemployment at March levels
>Best week on Wall Street since 1982

Heh

>>23756832
SAN Do it quick

>>23756813
Probably at $0.07 if I'm being OPTImistic.

Zoom out and you'll see that I've actually been in control for the past 2 months.

>>23756815
"Take the guns first. Go through due process second, I like taking the guns early.”

-Pres. Donald Trump 2/28/18

>>23756835
retard detected. i guess you didnt pay attention to who was his congressional leadership

ACB going parabolic.

>>23756838
NIO will dump. You have been cursed.

>>23756835

What bills has he introduced to the committees that would put term limits on congressmen & senators?

>Green again
Bobos btfo again

>>23756758
>your world is collapsing
>my world is somehow not your world as well
Ignorance.

>>23756838
>Aren't you just talking about midterms? I thought when you got to vote you basically just tick everything with a blue/red name next to it, so if they win HoP they'll probably win senate? Soz first time learning about this in detail.

Runoffs.

>>23756838
Normally there is not another election for just Senate. So there are no federal laws on elections, it is left solely to the states to decide. In this case Georgia has a law that if a candidate doesnt hit over 50% of the vote then there must be a run off between the top two candidates. BOTH seats in GA look like there will be run-offs for. The Republicans will most likely win both of those seats and maintain their 52 seat majority.

What do you call this pattern?

>>23756857
Why

>>23756812
They're going to tie, and with Kamala as vp, will get control shit for brains.

>>23756845
dios mio, man

>>23756879
None because Presidents don't introduce bills, that isnt apart of the executive branch. Are you the European anon I was talking to earlier not familiar with the US system. Go here to read about the basics of the US political system.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_powers

What are the chances of an election redo with the military counting the ballots?

Also why the fuck dont we have an online voting system like european nations. Could enter a ss number etc and vote totally securely and quickly. This country is absolutely third world tier

We're all going to be poor. No more Payroll Protection Program government gibs for me. Biden's going to encourage my employees to unionize and collectively bargain. I'm going to have to pay to train all my employees on sexual harassment and diversity or face fines. Can some one just give me a good investment? One good investment?

>>23756907
the buy high sell low trap
the weekly low volume goy trap
the market uncertainty hangs on continued stimulus negotiations trap

>>23756907
blow off top

>>23756861
based, bulls and bears are just pawns in the crab's big game

>>23756913
read this you subhuman retard. It just takes some basic understanding of the political system. Jesus christ you are dumb as fuck

>>23756897

>>23756929
Who knows.
It might happen, it might not happen.
Cross your fingers.

>>23756907
>>23756241
The "get litty" goodnight sweet bobo November Special

>>>/pol/288094356

>>23756929
>This country is absolutely third world tier
Understanding this statement clears up a lot of confusion, my dude.

>>23756546

>dems stole

HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING YOU FUCKING RETARD. OF COURSE TRUMP WOULD HAVE EARLY LEADS AND THE LATER MAIL IN VOTES WOULD BE DISPROPORTIONATELY LEFTIST. EVEN IF YOU COULD WAVE A MAGICAL WAND TO ELIMINATE ALL VOTER FRAUD, DEMS WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE COMING IN LATE BECAUSE OF THE MAIL IN CAMPAIGN.

>>23756086
May Allah bless your shares, Anon

>>23756907
the "it's fucking nothing"

Is this a good buy in point for PTON? It's down today.

>>23756876
Perhaps, got a trailing stop on it, I've been buying and selling it all the way up. Bought at 21 sold at 28, crabs. bought at 28 sold at 31, bought at 37 sold at 42 yesterday, bought at 40 today..

>>23756929
0, the military does not have the authority to do that under the constitution.

>>23756869
give me one bill that he supported verbally? The only one that got close to making it was the HPA and that got shut down after a shooting

Can someone redpill me on NIOS upcoming earnings?

They're obviously not making a profit, but its if it doomps, it will obviously climb back.

Sell before the 10th?

>>23756953
Goddammit, the left can't even cheat well.
Buy PLTR.

>>23756961
>what is election day?

>>23756546
>>23756961
They don't even try to hide it anymore

DXY NO!

>>23756897
Ah thanks for the info anon, does seem a bit convoluted!

>Futures pumping these past two hours
Lookin' good, Jerome.

>these futures
oh boy
>>23756929
>What are the chances of an election redo with the military counting the ballots?
That is literally step 3 in becoming a banana republic

Any NET and HEAR chads around or am I really gonna have to enjoy this fat stack of gains all by myself.

>>23756995
Imagine holding shitcoins like the dollar

Trump would have had zero chance to win the WH if his opponent was not a democrat but a Republican who attacked Trump on what he didn't attempt to do.

Where's the federal pro-gun stuff?

Where's the balanced budget amendment?

Where's the Term limits for Congress men & senators?

Why did you say you'll make Mexico pay for the wall, and be willing to put republican politicians on the record that they weren't willing to divert military funds to border security?

Where's the official recognition that Taiwan is an independent nation-state? Why didn't you side with Taiwan, but made noise about the Muslim who were being radicalized by the Saudis with audit facility?

Why didn't you legalize pot?

>>23756984

>>23757007
NET has been one of my best performers this year. Unironically considering lifetime hold.

Less than minutes.

>>23756758
super edgelord found. go back to bed son

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I NEED IT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23757026
You just blatantly ignored my request to read about the separation of powers.

All of these things you just brought up are not powers of the president. READ THE LINK I TOLD YOU TO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_powers

>>23757031
You should consider that.
It's just gonna grow and grow.
Has really nice growth in big contracts and it really shows on its earnings.

IF PLTR WAS IN CHARGE OF THIS ELECTION NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23756961
Trump outperformed his 2016 numbers by a significant margin. He did better in fucking CHICAGO by 5%. Biden has somehow outperformed Obama's first victory in a select few cities in swing states when he had zero enthusiasm and 50% of his voters were only voting against Trump. These states violated US constitution by changing election laws without the state legislature.

THINGS THAT IMPROVED YOUR TRADING
>leaving wsb discord
>stopped browsing /smg/ for a month
>shorter horizon

>>23757031
Likewise, my cost basis rn is 31 super happy with it.

>dump already starting

Uh oh

>>23756159

Bro WTF NIO

>>23756911
You wanted a quick answer

>>23757069
Why would anyone join any discord whatsoever

WHAT THE FUCK WAS T-

FUCK IT'S NOT TIME YET.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23756907
Bulltrap

>>23757051
This exchange has been hilarious

>>23757086
im not the guy who asked I was just curious

Is today a cheapies day? I WANT CHEAPIES

>>23756758
>It's a great day, and you and your retarded friends are going to go through a looot of pain today, your world is collapsing, farewell.

>>23757077
Sorry but the stock market only goes up, this is due to inflation

The fed is going to tank the dollar and implement digital currency as part of the great reset

Welp

>>23757072
mine is 16.36, my only regret was being too conservative and not buying more

>>23757069
>being involved with wsb
A lot of those are trust fund babies that yolo plays because money is already irrelevant to them.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU
AAAAA I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE

Why are we pumping again?

>>23756879
are you a retard or just 21 years old pokemon playing zoomer?

What the fuck was that?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23757096
What? his lack of reading comprehension?

WHAT THE NIGGIES WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Even without the Senate, Biden/Harris can change a lot of things, right? Immigration. China relation. What else.

>>23757116
Good thing I'm long on UDN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DOOMSDAY MENTIONED ON CNBC OH SHIT

NIO NO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23757116
Powell just explicitly stated after FOMC that they are not looking to do this
so minimum, until December meeting before it comes up again [not going to happen randomly in between FOMC meetings]

Fuck bros. I only have. 300 shares of pltr and it's too late to get more

>>23756907
thats called the "thank god democrats didnt get control of government" green moon. GOP has the senate and barely trails in the house, no retarded communist laws can be passed for at least 2 years

LI NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23757149
Maybe not with a conservative supreme court

>>23757130
President Biden

>>23757100
Shit stock actually. At least for the short term. Maybe goes but up you have to wait a few years.

>>23757149
Foreign affairs. President already has significant powers overseas compared to congress and the presidency has been given more power in that arena first under Bush after 9/11 and then under Obama.

nvda

You could be buying HEXO right now when it's lagging behind compared to other cannabis stocks

why are chink stocks suddenly dropping? splain. the niggers are getting what they want. Biden is winning. He's going to win be it by fraud or other means and there's seemingly nothing to be done about it.

feelsfuckinbadman

>>23756627
>>half the market opening red
See. I told you.
Bulltrap.

>>23757063
>when he had zero enthusiasm

The enthusiasm is that tons of people hate trump. The only reason Trump had "enthusiasm" when he was running is because people hated hillary. Tons of mud slinging of trump people just ignored because "fuck hillary" legitimate criticisms like "why are we electing someone with no political experience to one of the most powerful positions in the world" were written off because "fuck hillary, Trump makes da funny tweets!"

I don't want to get too political, so I'm stopping here but I just want to reiterate, I can't believe people are SURPRISED that mail in votes take longer to count and that they are democrat after Trump told his base not to vote by mail and democrats screamed about voting by mail

BIG
RED
DILDOS

My dream is coming true, I tried to tell you
>>23756422

>>23757180
They can only do so much over seas. Treaties must be ratified by the Senate. And the Senate will be GOP controlled most likely.

NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CHINK EV STOCKS WHT THE FUCK

>>23757185
>Pink hair
>Cheetah shirt
I'll take the one on the left in red.
Me on the very left btw.

>>23757210
Based anon tanking the market in his rem sleep

DON'T SELL NIO HOLD FAGGOT HOLD

Unloaded all my calls before the dump i feel like such a chad

Sqqq 27 eod

>>23757220
nobody cares faggot milk is milk

>>23757185
Left is cute would date and right would be an okay slampigwould orobably cum deep in her throat while she pukes on my dick

thanks for mentioning acb anon

>>23757204
Trump has record amount of Republican support. He outperformed in deep blue counties outside of a select few swing state cities. He increased in minority and women support. The house and senate races do not match what is going on with POTUS race. If you look into the actual numbers it's easy to see what is going on here.

>>23757211
Negotiating treaties is only a small part of it. You can kind of "force" them in theory anyway because the president, thanks to Bush's war in Iraq, can deploy troops for up to 90 days before basically having to report back to Congress about it.

NET!
ROKU!
PLTR!

>>23757185
fat

>>23757165
The border will open the flood gate. The exec will grant massive citizenship. Permanent blue country. USA becomes another socialist Latin America.

>panic sold OPTI at opening at slight loss
>It goes up

Well at least I got that weight off my shoulders.

Jesus

NET!!!!!

Should I buy EA?

yup, it's biden

DIE TQQQ DIE

>He didn't buy PLTR
>He had one fucking month
AHAHAHAHA

>invest in electronic trucks
>will see more gains due to corpse man
Why didn't you play it safe anon?

>>23757259
>The house and senate races do not match what is going on with POTUS race. If you look into the actual numbers it's easy to see what is going on here.

So the Dems rigged the Presidential and only the Presidential races and just said, "fuck it, lets not steal the Senate which we need just as bad"?

>>23757262
That wasn't because of Bush. That was the War Powers Act of 1973 that gave a 90-day limitation on troop involvement.

>>23757271
ah
but we have something latin america does not have

>>23757271
Me and my family are looking to flee to europe in the next two years. The writing on the wall is clear as day for anyone willing to look

Wrote an ATM MSFT put when it hit 220
Still 40k left in case we dip even lower

>>23757287
Less than 100 @10 shares here. Feels real bad. Ngmi

>>23757204
Old white men are scared by the meme flu, turning against Trump.

>>23757286
Dubs and TQQQ are toast

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP***
YES GME

PLUG has been treating me so well.

>>23756086
now that Biden has won, is it safe to bet against the USA?

Why is Opti not updating?

>>23757302
Europe is the most cucked region in the world, why the hell would you think moving there would be an improvement.

Looks like a dump day for sure.

>>23757317
fuck it lol
I can't be happy about GME being green when fucking ACB
fucking ACB is +30% 2 days in a row

Canadian cannabis stocks are having a bull run on biden's imminent victory

>>23757333
Eastern Europe, but then again, Putin is stepping down.

Holy fuck NET and PLTR!

>>23757296
I am referring to the Authorization for Use of Military Force of 2001 because it allows the War Powers Act to be used against non-state entities i.e. terrorists possibly involved with 9/11. That has now been translated to Al-Qaeda and that means almost anywhere on the planet.
But yes, this ceding of congressional oversight has been going on for a while.

>>23757302
No you aren't you fucking faggot. You're just like those liberals who say that they were going to leave the country.

>>23757344
So..?

TLRY keeps going to the moon!

>>23757294
Yes because they didn't have time.

>>23757271
yeah theres a lot of shit that will get bad because of a kamala harris presidency dont get me wrong. but at least the senate can stop legislation

but yeah im sure the first thing she will do is roll back all the EOs trump had with border security

The market isnt open how is everyone commenting on latest developments?

where is that anon with the "middle class misery" portfolio?
I want to bet against the american middle class too now

>>23757366
yes it is

>>23757349
Gotcha. The executive branch is far far too powerful now. We really fucking need the House and Senate to nut up and bring some of those powers back.

>>23757326
No, because with a republican Senate and Supreme Court, he'll get absolutely nothing done.
The secret to a small government isn't one party or the other -- it's gridlock. Sweet, glorious gridlock.

>>23757375

What? It opens in 20 minutes

>>23757349
Constitution doesn't mean shit. People are people, it's in their DNA that they want one big boss to call it.

>>23757366
Open was 13 minutes ago

>>23757287
>Only 300 shares
Reeeeeeee

>>23757302
As someone who did I laugh at how easy you think it will be. Didn’t flee though. Just wanted to.

>>23757386
>gridlock
how is this a good thing? explain plz i am a brainlet

>>23757366
did somoene forget to reset their clock for daylight savings?

>>23757380
told you it was a blow off top

>>23757380
naskek

Time to go back to your caves, Drumpftards. See you in 2024.

Finally more green after half a day in the red

Am I retarded or is OPTI not updating today?

Sold NIO at 41$, originally bought at 12$
Took the bullet for you guys, now it will pump even more

>>23757387
everyone laugh at this man

HELLO FRENS, IS EA A BUY? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>>23757361
lolwhut they'r eon the same ballot you fucking mong

weird, everything fell off a cliff and now its climbing back up.

>>23757415
OTCs update really slow on most charts. just spam f5 on your broker

>>23757387
Dude are you on crack?

>>23757380
Ahh the "Sears tower" pattern.

>>23757333
Are u retarded? Europe is lightyears ahead of america in nearly every metric. I have nigger fatigue bad fren. I can take a lower paying job and more taxes for a real community, culture, and nation as opposed to this economic zone shithole

>>23757425
they needed hundreds of thousands of ballots to be filled out
you can fill out 10 for biden in the time you can fill out 2 for everybody

>>23757396
Gridlock means you can't do shit.
A blue president and red senate and house means they won't be able to do jack shit for 2 years, or even 4.
Anything they pass that changes things that the reps don't like will be rejected.

>>23757424
Woah that's a big red dildo. I'd consider to buy at $110.

>>23757396
Because the markets know no crazy leftwing shit would get through that will swing right back when a republican gets in. It maintains the status quo which is predictable.

>>23757450
>metric
just a small symbol of the overall problem

>>23757457
so everything will be frozen in the same way that Trump left it?

>>23757457
Senate isn't even red.

2 seats going to runoff in Jan which Dems will win.

House still blue

anyone baking?
pls respond if you are so we don't get multiple bakers!

>>23757451
My God you people really are fucking retarded

all in on weed companies

>>23757479
Most likely both of those seats are going to Republicans. And we only need 1 seat to win the majority.

>>23757143
His unwillingness to even try to find the answers to the questions he loses

>>23757396
because the communist democrats cant pass retarded anti-business legislation since they arent in control of the senate

>>23757477
For the most part

>>23757479
I said what would happen, not what IS happening

>>23757396
If the House tries to pass any bills, Mitch McConnell just won't let the Senate vote on them. And McConnell won't even pass GOP bills when there's a Democrat in the White House; he did this same thing with Obama, one of the reasons why Obama's presidency was rather uneventful (despite all the tea party fags seething and panicking).

Meanwhile, if Joe tries any executive orders, a staunchly conservative court system can overturn everything he does.

Nothing happens, nothing changes, the dream of a small government lover. (I'm not a small government guy myself, but I prefer it to an overreaching executive branch issuing executive orders and going to war on a whim)

>>23757479
One of the two will definitely go R
That's all they need

>>23757493
You're a sheep.

>>23757493
faggot
draw a circle on a piece of paper
then draw 10 and tell me how much longer it takes
now pretend you only really care about having one circle on as many pieces of paper as possible
fucking insufferable moron

>>23757465
I don't think is gonna fall that much but I have serious itching to buy it at 115. Fuck, decisions decisions.

>>23757443
>Sears Tower
Oldfag detected

PLTR and GME and OPTI oh my god I love this shit.
5k in PLTR
38K in GME
1k in OPTI
Am I going to make it? I'm gonna add 10k more to PLTR on Monday?

>>23757339
What was the weed stock that is the only supplier of weed in New Jersey?

PLTR BROS WE UP IN HERE LOOK AT THAT VOLUME

>>23757525
>draw a circle on a piece of paper

Have you ever filled out a fucking ballot? No one "draws" circles on them.

>>23757524
Uh huh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5wp0CGFWRg

>All in on tech
>Down .x%
IS THIS ALL YOU GOT BEARS? IS THIS ALL YOUR UNGODLY BELIEF CAN ACHIEVE?

>>23757557
ARE YOU A GOD DAMN RETARD
BECAUSE YOU TALK LIKE A GOD DAMNED RETARD

HOLY FUCKKKK PLTRRR WOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO

OOOOOOO

Tfw just sold my first covered call
That was easy

>GME
holy fuck coom

$13 BREACHED I REPEAT $13 BREACHED LITERALLY 3 MILLION SHARES MARKET BOUGHT INSTANTLY

$20 EOM

>>23757273
And now a new weight is born of doubt as it will continue to go up

>>23757557
Anyone ever sniff the pen?

>>23757572
enjoy being forced to hold the underlying no matter how hard it dumps

>>23757502
Do laws matter to Democrats any more?

Sold all my EV stocks. It's going to dump for sure. It lost momentum.

>>23757477
Yes AND conservative federal judges will block stupid EO's that Biden pushes forward, if Biden goes to the supreme court to avoid the federal judges verdict, the supreme court will also MOST LIKELY shut it down because they are also majority conservative now. A Biden presidency is literally an even worse Obama presidency, which is unironically great for rich people

>>23757585
no

let me go

i don't want to be your hero

>>23757583
I will thanks

YOU FUCKING CUNTS TOLD ME NOT TO BUY UBER

I SOLD 70% OF MY PALANTIR STACK AT $10-11

>>23757609
ADD?

>>23757587
GM is just getting started

>>23757585
This is not the right place to ask for an objective and balanced look at the parties. Half of these fucks probably still believe Hillary eats the adrenal glands of babies or whatever whacky shit

>>23757490
shit's burnt bro

NEW??

>>23757583
Doesn't matter really if you don't plan on selling the stock anyways desu.

>>23757602

always inverse /biz/
I bouht this ETF and I'm outperforming everyone, it's madness.

Hurry the fuck up and bake you lazy fucking niggers!

Trumpers are dumping their stocks.

what the absolute nigger fuck is UNH doing?

>>23757585
What a stupid question.

anal leakage.

>>23757581
My ballot doesn't feel too good...

*Dink dink* AHEM
>Stonkies only go down

>>23757622
GM?

>>23757653
>>23757653
>>23757653
>>23757653
new

>>23757638
>most random shit
>semiconductors
i'd like to see how well you're doing shorting TSM

Based PLTR.

If I'm going to live in a Kamela Harris dystopian thought crime police state I might as well profit off of it.

This will be $100 in the next 4 years.

>>23757587
just profit taking now is a good time to buy

>>23757654
holy shit that ballot is an ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>23757659
EV portfolio reveal Nov. 19

I just wanted to say I thought Anton kriels content was pretty good for beginners to learn the cold mindset

At least when he's not shilling his company

>it’s another “fucking week end crash” episode

Relax, spend the next two days without worrying and starting from Monday the cycle will repeat itself.

>>23757715
This. It's the "Open calls on Monday, close on Friday" show. Has been for a while.

>>23757573
o bb im coomin

>tfw not sure if I should sell ride and buy it back when low

>>23757589
SCOTUS only has that power because people want a stable society, they'd rather accept an unfavorable ruling than destroy the last settler of disputes. Don't expect that still be the case going forward.

>>23757350
A lot of people are going to wind up with the option to work remotely permanently and various countries are rolling out resident visas you can get as a remote worker. Emigration is about to get a lot more feasible for random middle class people.

so should I buy into GME?

>>23757638

>>23756140
Checked!

at what time is the rug pull ?