/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23756786
Just go get castrated if its that bad for you. If you really wanted sex that bad you would go pay for it, faggot.

>>23756786

>>23757010
I will lose my virginity the day I can pay a whore with LINK tokens.

>>23757061
body of a fucking mike wazowski

>>23757004
It's not fair to pay for something they give for free,

>>23758631
>they give for free
they dont tho

>>23756786
You can literally pay a hooker and just smell her ass if you really want to know so badly. It smell like warm apple pie though

>>23758672
They do brother, look at all the blacks and chads in dating apps.

>>23758724
>warm apple pie
Is it true anon?

>>23757010
This pic always ruins my day

>>23758631
Tell that to UNItards kek

Ah, the mask.
The sign of eternal submission to the New World Order.
Everytime I see one, I cannot help but think of the queue, the hairstyle forced the Han Chinese in the 17th century by the Manchus, after they set up the quing dynasty.
The Queue consisted of shaving part of the head while letting the hair grow long at the back in a plaited ponytail.
The Queue was a form of humiliation for the Han, a sign of their degradation and submission to their Manchu masters.
The penalty for not having a queue, was death.

Also fuck glowniggers
Fuck Jannies
Etc
Etc
Etc

>>23758809
Yes

>>23758936
but does it tho?

>>23757010
I feel like there should be step between 20 and 30 desu

>>23756786
>body of a child
kys pedo

>>23757010
Lost my virginity at 15 to a 16 year old human female. get rekt incels

A whore is between 5 and 100 $ depending on where you are on the globe there is literally no excuse to kill threads for this absolute cuckery. 2 days mcwaging will do it.

>>23758631
Marriage is the most expensive shit a man can get and your women usually wants that shit at some point.
>>23758809
Just look at all the chads and tyrones that got raped with child support and divorce payments. Its not free, youre lucky when you get away with just an STD.

>>23756786
the brapper? like shit but it's an arousing kind of smell I can't describe you'll love that shit literally

>>23756786
It smells like coins in milk

>>23758631
absolutely braindead cope

>>23760600
5 usd? where is it? no way..

>>23756786
Remember that thread of the virgin anon that fell for the smell meme and got grossed out by the smell of POOPY BUTT? Kek

>>23759210
yes

>>23757010
for real though, i kinda wanted children but i cant stand most people.
i am fit (some might say muscular), have a decent job(which has no interaction with human beings) and soon a house.

I have like 3 friends of which i see 1 every other week and 2 every month. besides that i play some muliplayer campaign games with people i know online.

i also have a sister and been to the sauna so i have seen plenty of naked females in real life.
i just never had a relationship, though before i was 22 i was to retarded to notice hints anyway, looking back at it i can see at least 3 very clear situations i could have gotten a very cute GF. but alas.

now i am not sure where i would even go to start looking for a female specimen that adheres to my standards for bearing children.
let alone know if i can handle a wife if she gets bluepilled.

and i dont really want to adopt.
i dont know man, i dont care about a GF but i did want children. especially grandchildren.

>>23761549
For real? send source, and I wonder what kind of girl did he smell that must'vbe been some very disgusting one

>>23760600
>paying for sex

Rancid.

Make gains and you can have as much of it as you want.

Start by looking at things like DMG that have bottomed and priming.

DYOR

How is virginity even real? Like, just fly to Thailand? Philippines?

>but covid!
Yeah but you probably had a decade of your life or so to get your shit together to the point you could afford to fly in vacation to some sex tourism spot. And anyways this hoax will just go away once/if the US elections are over and you'll be able to fly wherever you want. No excuses.

>>23761591
haha virgin

>>23758631
Someone should have told the shitcoin hodlers that.
>>23758724
This guy is lying pussy smells like dirt

>>23758881
you son of a bitch! Take that back!

>>23761758
you can laugh but i genuinely dont care about virginity's, i also dont hate women but i dont see a difference between paying a whore and paying a women drinks. in fact i respect whores a lot more.

>>23761799
We're talking about asshole, not pussy anon

>>23761591
You will ascend when you get laid. You will realize sex is the biggest scam since bitconneeeect.
Keep doing what you do. Maybe find a GF to fill the void, but never settle. Only settle for bitcoin.

>>23762762
i dont believe sex is amazing, i bet the meme that fapping feels better is true.

though a vacuum blowjob must feel pretty good if i imagine the feeling it gives on my finger was transferred to my dick.
i dont even like vaginas, at least not unless they are absolute perfect almost 2D like. as soon as it is not a completely closed slit it just starts looking disgusting.

>>23757010
Lost my virginity at 25

>>23757010
21

>>23757010
I was 16 going on 17, I was so glad to get it over with. The sex was pretty good but the peer pressure to have sex was way more of a factor. Almost everyone I knew was sexually active by 9th grade and being a virgin in 11th grade felt weird.

>>23762802
Not to make this an /adv/ thread, but I was personally very disappointed with my first time - literally "Is that it...?".
Vacuum blowjobs are kinda cool but I lost all my sensitivity from being a coomer. I like the way you think though, based and hentaipilled

>>23762802
>as soon as it is not a completely closed slit it just starts looking disgusting.
t. very low T

That's a monkey. Fuck a human.

>>23757004
Let me rephrase that for you

"Just go get castrated if its that bad for you. If you really wanted sex that bad you would go for it, faggot."

1. Talk to girl
2. no shit about her being cute or anything, don't be nice to her.
3. get over to her place or something and go for it.

>>23763079

t. dates an absolute roastie

it's disgusting, admit it

>>23758631
Fairness isn't a real thing you incel

Pussy? AMAZING.
The scent stains your fingers so the whole way home your just sniffing your hands hard as fuck deep fucking inhales and its so nice and it stays for like 24 hours

>>23763460
This guy fucks

>>23756786
I wouldn't know what a man like that smells like.

I'm gonna tell my 6/10 asian gf to come suck my toes and give me a rimjob tonight, she'll make me some dank food too

My gf’s farts smell like tomato desu

>>23756786
like your penis and like a less concentrated fish section of the market. It may taste like sweat and a little something else, depending on here health and diet.